I tried to order a small two topping pizza the other day, and it was going to cost me $10.99 plus delivery charges. I remembered that I could get two medium two topping pizzas for $5.99 each with an online coupon that is prevalently listed on the website.

So, I wound up eating both by myself in two sittings in close proximity to each other.

I got two pizzas for cheaper than if I had got one pizza.

I'm not complaining about the coupon deal, but I'm just kind of appalled that we continue to encourage people to grow past their critical mass and infringe upon my leg room.

With Coke Zero and Anti-Carb Sentiment and other diet fads we seem to be stagnating in this to fat or not to fat question as increasingly sedentary lifestyles and the low price of unhealthy food and the acceptance of BBWs pull against the forces of good.

What I'm really trying to say here is I'm hungry. Anyone tried that Bacon Bleu burger at Wendy's? It's pretty good.

so how about that blog you were telling me about

Man, Dog, you gotta change your lifestyle. You're headed straight for Bananadom. Like next thing you know you're gonna be living in a shithole apartment with rusty lawn chairs in your backyard and a rotting wooden couch on your front porch.

Hop up, take a stroll, get some leafy greens, stop drinking booze for a weekend or two, get off of Netphoria for a long bit, talk to some nice women, maybe join a bowling league. You can do it. Turn your life around now and you'll be okay.

I've been in a bowling league before, I just ate greens, I haven't drank in a week, and I have a girlfriend. Any other tips?

Do you have a 300 game yet?
Smoking nugs doesn't count as eating greens.
You drank nasty beer and you'll drink it again in a day, we all know this.
Your girlfriend is unattractive and probably cheating on you and I don't blame her.


Other tips? Yeah, you're still on Netphoria right now, aren't you?

No I dumped the cheating slut

Last thing I drank was rum and then some cabernet sauvignon before that.

I am living in a shithole apartment though and I might not be able to pay my rent this week so good going.

get the volcano burrito at taco bell, it's the shizz!

you just ate two medium pizzas by yourself and you're complaining about fat people

i can't even eat that much you little bitch

I feel bad because I have a tapeworm or something and I can eat anything I want

I'll probably die of a massive heart attack by the time I'm 25, though.

here's hoping

everyone should be like me: have an insane metabolism, eat enough food to kill chino moreno and never gain any weight.

Like next thing you know you're gonna be living in a shithole apartment with rusty lawn chairs in your backyard and a rotting wooden couch on your front porch.
I like the flamingos.

everyone should be like me
"So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them."

:smoke: Genesis 1:27 :smoke:

well that's sold me, i'm converting!

"Do not be quickly provoked in your spirit, for anger resides in the lap of fools."

:smoke: Ecclesiastes 7:9 :smoke:

*Facepalm*

- God, 35 seconds ago via Facebook for Iphone

I've been in a bowling league before, I just ate greens, I haven't drank in a week, and I have a girlfriend. Any other tips?

dump the girlfriend.

Then give C. Walk a call.

Baby, he'll blow your mind. ;)

This country isn't getting any skinnier unless the whole east coast drops off the face of the planet. DONT ASK ME HOW THAT WOULD BE PHYSICALLY POSSiBLE

Some of you may know me, some of you may not. For those who don't I am easily one of the most influential people in Newgrounds history. I haven't released a new movie in about 3 years, until today. But this isn't a new movie, this is a forgotten classic that I never got around to uploading. So be prepared to be taken back to simpler times, times when this type of flash ruled newgrounds. And vote 5, do it for the king, me.

I hope it's a sex movie bonnie, I really do.

who the fuck is this pop tart bitch and why are they being unfunny?

jeez D. you have a kid now

sorry. i'm just very attached to the christjesus gimmick.:blush:

so d i was looking for lots of rap and i d/led tech n9ne because you always mentioned him and the review of absolute power on allmusic sounded good and i realize why you always rep the dude is because he's from KC

hey man Anghellic is a classick

He's on the same label as ICP

they ain't seen a mile road south of ten

He's on the same label as ICP
as far as i know, they are not on the same label at all. icp is on psychopathic records and tech n9ne is on his own label, "strange music". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strange_Music

there are a lot of icp fans that know tech n9ne through him touring with them - he had the whole goth/demented/horrorcore rap thing going on for a long time.

but since we're talking about tech tech nine nine, he's got an ep coming out later this month of KOD outtakes, and two new records this year - one is a collabo with someone and the other is a brand new joint. it's too bad his last album (K.O.D.) was pretty awful because they've all been good up until then.

also, in 2003, i was working part time slangin' hot dogs and other meat products (:D) and i served him a bratwurst after spotting him just walking by himself down broadway street

the wendy's bacon and blue is wonderful

but since we're talking about tech tech nine nine, he's got an ep coming out later this month of KOD outtakes, and two new records this year - one is a collabo with someone and the other is a brand new joint. it's too bad his last album (K.O.D.) was pretty awful because they've all been good up until then.

also, in 2003, i was working part time slangin' hot dogs and other meat products (:D) and i served him a bratwurst after spotting him just walking by himself down broadway street

was he a cool dood