some cat in the neighborhood has been invading my back yard and starting scream-fights with my cat from midnight to 4 am. then the other day my cat came in with a bleeding eye. what should i do? its hard as hell to get close to this thing, i went out in my back yard once when the cats were having their scream fight and it bolted as soon as i was within line of sight

Buy a second cat and up your odds.

i vote for nature. nature is pretty cruel.

nature has already marked your cat as the weaker of the two

kill it

the thing about the nature option is im pretty sure this thing is a tomcat, whereas my cat was neutered at some point. you cant really expect a neutered cat to defend itself vs a cat that has not been castrated or whatever

it would be like expecting a gay to defend himself in a fist-fight

Cats are fuckers. Kill it any way you can.

stop making excuses for your pussy ass cat

stop making excuses for your pussy-ass cat

stop making excuses for your pussy, ass-cat

stop making excuses for your pussy-ass, KAT

anybody ever seen that episode of Cops where they evactuate some hoarder lady's house and she has a bunch of dead cats in the freezer

Yea

:rofl:

all of em bar the last one.
first trap it.
shooting it with the bb gun, the poisoning, and the batting can be done in any order, and as much as you like unless you get a bit carried away.
then finish it off with the .22 at your leisure. this way you'll take care of the aggression whilst getting maximum enjoyment out of it.

and don't forget, let's have some fun out there, guys!

Have you tried reasoning with it?

If your cat can't take the heat stop letting it outside.

Call animal control or whatever it's called.

Or shoot it, you know, if that kind of thing gets you off

leave the vacuum outside like a scarecrow