How old are you?

38

Fuck off.

THIS ISN'T FUCKING PUBLIC????

OH FUCKING GREAT NOW WE'LL NEVER KNOW WHO'S TELLING THE TRUTH.

I am under 20 years old and I voted to reflect that

I believe you Bonnie. That's one good thing about Netphoria, the trust we share.

Do you know how old I am, sickbad thing

Old enough to be my internet wife, that's all that matters.

21.

Are you kidding?

I'm sure he is.

i hope not.


32. i had to trim my nose hairs for the first time the other day. fuck.

this is my 29th year

i saved them for a collage mo and i are make for sbt and bonnies special internet wedding day

It's gonna be swell.

god damn it robert you fucked up my flow

sbt and nimrod are my two dads

be jealous karl connor. be very jealous.

dont type with cancer in your hand. the ashes fall into the keyboard.

True. Also, don't type with cookie in your hand.

my baby pic. sbt and nimrod were so proud. they cut the umbilical cord and ate it.

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/7442/meeezn.jpg







i spelled umbilical with an a before spell check corrected me.

You still spelled it with an a.

i just wish i still had mine. it would technically make my penis bigger.

i didn't vote so im not offically 32 which means i can still get away with being 24 and bang 18 year olds while blasting the jonas brothers and the next american idol.

29 next month then 29 forever

'81 ftw

Yeah I'm starting to get hella old.

no kidding
yesterday i went to my first phyiscal therapy thingy for my back
high five

they put needles in my back and i was like wtf what is this we're not in japan lol!

'81 ftw

wurd

no kidding
yesterday i went to my first phyiscal therapy thingy for my back
high five

they put needles in my back and i was like wtf what is this we're not in japan lol!

not very wurd

i was just kidding
i wasn't like wtf what is this we're not in japan lol
they're not even japanese, right?
i just waited till he removed the needles again

he's going to correct my spine in nine sessions
i hope it works

he's going to correct my spine in nine sessions
i hope it works

- hi, it has been nine sessions. is my back fixed?
- let me check. wait a minute... ok, i just checked your spine, and no progress has been made yet. have a nice day.

:cry:

17

50 in raccoon years

20 in your earth years.

pretty sure everybody lost count ages ago

26

For the people who chose the over 50 choice we'll just assume you are in your 30s.

28. i'm actually pissed about it. i was hoping to die at 27 with all the other greats. :(

I turned 19 a few weeks ago.

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27. FML.

Also trad. age polls go 18-24, 25-30

i'm turning twenty-six on sunday. :(

not impressed.

Have a happy birthday you sunnuvabitch!

Too soon?

i'm having a midlife crisis, too. i'm quitting my job, leaving town, and going back to school.

A midlife crisis?

Midlife crisis - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midlife_crisis)

slightly better than a midwife crisis, i suppose.

(we) take it you haven't heard of the quarter-life crisis?

mooney is in the game

life expectancy ain't high on the streets

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwf4jimrTb1qzclfwo1_500.png

mooney is in the game

life expectancy ain't high on the streets

How do you expect to become a hip-hop celebrity and sell your own line of clothing then?

22

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1187/223/107/1259917168/n1259917168_190724_4650.jpg

20

once your back starts to hurt you know you are getting old
then it all really starts to fall apart when you forget things
twice this past month i've walked into a room forgetting what i was going there for in the first place.

As an embittered cynic, I should be programmed to vomit all over the screen at the mere sight of High School Musical, but instead, I find it strangely moving. You see, as I stare into their happy smiling faces filled with naive joie de vivre, I know they're just blissfully unaware of the crushing despair that awaits them as they venture into adulthood. The myriad disappointments, the yawning chasms of pain, the glow gnawing descent into physical decay, the sheer unrelenting horror of it all.