Do you have anything you would like to do sexually to your partner but know theres no chance in hell of it ever happening? did you actually manage to get her/him to do it? how?

some more enthusiastic with oral is mine

having one

Anal sex will inevitably be mentioned in the posts below this one in this thread

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After that post, it will inevitably be mentioned.

so your original post should have read

"Anal sex will inevitably be mentioned in the posts below this one in this thread"

I have corrected the error in question, the discussion may continue.

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Anal sex will inevitably have been mentioned in this thread

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I think the only thing my significant other would not do is introduce a third, but I don't want that anyway. To clarify, I have nothing to add to this thread.

Sex is fun.

anal sex :cry:

what's the problem, hnibos?

missionary

what's the problem, hnibos?

anal sex is hard.

you're doing it wrong.

how do you do it right

missionary

YOU SICK FUCK.

how do you do it right

spit and prayers.

after being netphoria's self-proclaimed most eligible virgin until well into my early twenties, i must admit that i've caught a batch of dirtytrampitis lately. :erm:

my girlfriend will do anything

Except love you...

after being netphoria's self-proclaimed most eligible virgin until well into my early twenties, i must admit that i've caught a batch of dirtytrampitis lately. :erm:
when did you lose the big v

four years ago.

my girlfriend will do anything with anyone

woah

four years ago.
does your mom still think you're cute

insertion

Do you mean like putting a cucumber into her, or penetrating her vagina with your penis?

i'd settle for either

snowballing

who has that brady quote about getting punched in the face

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spit and prayers.

ok i havent tried the praying part yet. thanks.

threesome with her sister.


:(

snowballing

not as fun as you'd think

pegging seems like it would be fun

snowballing

The term can refer to the man in a heterosexual couple ejaculating into the mouth of a woman, and then receiving his semen back from her

that turns you on?

i fucked this guy this weekend and did some light s+m. i forgot to tell him no slapping, and kicked the shit out of his face when he slapped me. whoops

kicked the shit out of his face when he slapped me

Kinky.

if I had a significant other I'd want to ________ and then he could _______ and ________. After that I'd ________. Unfortunately I don't have one or I'd __________ and ________ most of the night until the next day. It's just something I've always wanted to do. It's nothing spectacular but ________________________ would be exciting for me.

butt plug missile assault

butt plugs RULE

i've been wanting a guy to fuck me with a dildo, but everytime i get the chance i'm like, ahh nevermind just use your cock

if I had a significant other I'd want to have more children and then he could love and raise them. After that I'd finally be happy. Unfortunately I don't have one or I'd cook and love him most of the night until the next day. It's just something I've always wanted to do. It's nothing spectacular but finding a heterolifemate would be exciting for me.

In before edit.

threesome with her sister.


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ditto. w my ex that is. alcohol made it almost possible once but in order for it to really happen i think i would have had to knock them both out...which would be immoral.

i've been wanting a guy to fuck me with a dildo, but everytime i get the chance i'm like, ahh nevermind just use your cock

Don't worry, I'm sure you're not letting him down.

Jeez this is kinda tough.

Cut her arm off and fist fuck her with her own severed arm?

That would be hot and freaky.

Oh wait wait wait I want to tie up all of my exes and put them in a room and make them watch my father rape their fathers and then make them suck the shit and cum off of my father's dick. Then I'll cut each of their father's arms off and fist fuck them with it.

That would be hot and freaky.

And oh yeah I'd make my sig other watch yadda yadda, sexy fantasy.

The term can refer to the man in a heterosexual couple ejaculating into the mouth of a woman, and then receiving his semen back from her

that turns you on?

yeah

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yeah

i didnt think you had sexual feelings

Seeing as how I'm generally repulsed by the entire human race, if I was forced into a relationship at gunpoint, I'd suggest that my significant other take a vow of celibacy.

PS. Those who are interested in snowballing should cut out the middle man and take some tips from the "Peeing into your own mouth" thread.

well, i don't have a significant other, but i've kept on good terms with my two exes so i get to have relations with them whenever they are in town. and since christmas, i've been able to knock three items off my fuck-it list (rhymes with bucket list, aren't i clever): asian, anonymous sex, university freshman (she was eighteen :erm:)

nothing wrong with 18.

nothing wrong with 18.

no, but i just turned twenty-six. yikes!

i didnt think you had sexual feelings

i do believe it or not

ditto. w my ex that is. alcohol made it almost possible once but in order for it to really happen i think i would have had to knock them both out...which would be immoral.

http://www.nndb.com/people/506/000026428/bernardo3-sized.jpg

threesome with her sister.




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