View Full Version : billy's cock


nofix
01-26-2010, 07:27 PM
fat, short?
skinny, long?
fat, long?
skinny, short?
stump?

what do you guys think? i always kinda wonder about celebrity cocks for some reason. just maybe curious or something. i mean, what if he's packing a howitzer down there? and maybe it scares everyone he fucks?

Astur
01-26-2010, 07:46 PM
"suck my dick

or cock"

duovamp
01-26-2010, 08:08 PM
Well there's certainly no debate that it's pale.

SPLATTER
01-26-2010, 08:47 PM
limp

You Said
01-26-2010, 08:48 PM
I bet looks like a peppermint stick.

june_soma
01-27-2010, 09:31 AM
Well it did seem to strike Courtney's fancy. I shudder to think what that means.

No surprise I'm posting in this thread, I know. I hang my head in shame.

ravenguy2000
01-27-2010, 09:41 AM
Long and uncut and bent.

cork_soaker
01-27-2010, 09:46 AM
small

Mo
01-27-2010, 09:51 AM
Bald.

Cool As Ice Cream
01-27-2010, 10:48 AM
is this for a school project?

june_soma
01-27-2010, 11:00 AM
Ha ha! :)

Pop Tart
01-27-2010, 12:12 PM
Long and uncut and bent.
Ew! God! :cry:

june_soma
01-27-2010, 08:07 PM
My my, I voted five stars on this thread, and the general Billy public was not with me? Your college ed or daily jerk off ritual suck. Maybe harder than this thread. I must not be dazzled by girls in cheerleader outfits, or must I....?

duovamp
01-27-2010, 08:20 PM
My my, I voted five stars on this thread, and the general Billy public was not with me? Your college ed or daily jerk off ritual suck. Maybe harder than this thread. I must not be dazzled by girls in cheerleader outfits, or must I....?

What's your first language?

Mablak
01-27-2010, 08:30 PM
long but straw-like

Mablak
01-27-2010, 08:31 PM
And boney.

Josh
01-27-2010, 09:17 PM
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Pop Tart
01-27-2010, 09:29 PM
Busy.

Pop Tart
01-28-2010, 01:54 AM
? Sounds fine to me. Long live the foreskin (and excessive masturbation resulting in a scimitar)!
When I read "Long and uncut and bent" I had this instant vision of some horrid, skinny elephant trunk-like appendage....maybe it was a vision of a ghost from penises past.

Meanwhile, I remember years and years ago I read this thing online that some groupie wrote, and she was trying to get Billy into bed and he wouldn't, and the way it was written made it sound like he was trying to politely get rid of her and he said, "I'm afraid I might disappoint you," so to add to my "Busy" comment, I also think it'd be "Nondescript".

:noway:

Floppy Nono
01-28-2010, 02:49 AM
mediocre like the rest of the things in his life

sniffingchimp
01-28-2010, 09:23 AM
I talk about cock all the time, not just in here. Homophobe. Who doesnt like cocks?

sniffingchimp
01-28-2010, 09:23 AM
Cocks.

sniffingchimp
01-28-2010, 09:24 AM
Big, huge cocks.

Cool As Ice Cream
01-28-2010, 09:50 AM
Only in here would a bunch of dudes wonder and talk about any other man's "member" If that isn't gay......... (yes I know there is a chick or 2 in here)

it's not gay if it's for a school project.

cardiac
01-28-2010, 09:54 AM
You'd imagine someone who wrote something as ballsy as Jellybelly and Silverfuck would be reasonably well hung. Just a hunch.

I think I'm gonna go with long-ish, uncut and thin as a pencil.

waltermcphilp
01-28-2010, 09:56 AM
He's got a huge cock of a voice.

Cool As Ice Cream
01-28-2010, 10:05 AM
flipnut, tell us more about your penis. it's for a school project.

Cool As Ice Cream
01-28-2010, 10:32 AM
it's small, isn't it.

i'm a bit disappointed now.

Pop Tart
01-28-2010, 11:06 AM
Online article + pics of groupie plz
I wish I still had the link. I think it was something that was connected to Starla. There was no picture of the girl (and I think I might have been harsh to call her a groupie - maybe she was just an "extreme" fan). The article was written by a friend of the girl, and the friend said that this girl is known to be a bit of a liar, but my take was that if you were trying to get Billy into bed and he said no, wouldn't you lie about that part? There was also another article about someone from high school spitting on Billy (after he started to get famous), which was a bit sad - the spitter was trying to start a fight and Billy walked away.

If I ever get a chance, I'll go looking for this stuff again, but they were so long ago, they were probably Geocities-type sites that've been wiped out. These days I keep copies of all the sordid stuff....cos you never know.

nofix
01-28-2010, 09:59 PM
when billy fucks he leaves a crime scene.

Pop Tart
01-29-2010, 02:37 AM
A high school kid or someone who went to high school with teh B0llz?
Someone who went to high school with him.

june_soma
01-29-2010, 02:46 AM
What's your first language?

Norwegian.

And booo to Floppy for thinking his cock is mediocre. Don't kill my jerk off fantasy. :(

june_soma
01-29-2010, 02:52 AM
That's very sad.

Yes, it's sad to be Norwegian. I'm waiting for some american guy to fall in love with me, so I can get married, move and change citizenship.

june_soma
01-29-2010, 02:54 AM
Do you know Abbath and Demonaz Doom Occulta?

http://mediaportal.ru/uploads/posts/2008-02/1204273818_immortal-battles-in-the-north-front.jpg

Ha ha, no. I do know some guys from Dimmu Borgir and Solefald though, if that helps. Oslo is such a small city, we all hang out at the same rock bars.

june_soma
01-29-2010, 02:58 AM
Actually, my "that's very sad" comment was aimed at Pop Tart's post. I addressed your Norwegian-ness in another, rather epic, post.

You did? Link plz!

Floppy Nono
01-29-2010, 03:00 AM
Norwegian.

And booo to Floppy for thinking his cock is mediocre. Don't kill my jerk off fantasy. :(


if you're jerking off then MY jerk off fantasies are ruined! :think:

Floppy Nono
01-29-2010, 03:01 AM
that band up there makes me think of what it might look like if judas priest and kiss had an autistic baby

Gavvvvvin
01-29-2010, 03:03 AM
Corgz has a cock on him like a sock full of sand.

Floppy Nono
01-29-2010, 03:07 AM
i bet their dicks are tiny and misshapen like their fanbase

june_soma
01-29-2010, 03:10 AM
that band up there makes me think of what it might look like if judas priest and kiss had an autistic baby

Fine, I masturbate. It's so unfair that girls can't jerk off. It sounds soo much cooler.

Anyway, nihilist, it sounds cooler than it is. Metal guys are little lambs who read too much Tolkien and drink too much Jack and coke. :)

Floppy Nono
01-29-2010, 03:11 AM
at least we can all share "rub one out"

june_soma
01-29-2010, 03:15 AM
Yay! Guys always give me weird looks when I tell them I "runker" (Norwegian for jerking off).

Floppy Nono
01-29-2010, 03:17 AM
norway has all the best words for everything. fuck you english :(

june_soma
01-29-2010, 03:17 AM
Btw, I still belive Corgan's cock is massive. He's so tall, tall guys usually are well endowed. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Floppy Nono
01-29-2010, 03:19 AM
tall guys usually aren't hunch backed with whiny voices though. corgan's organ is a real crapshoot in my opinion

june_soma
01-29-2010, 03:22 AM
tall guys usually aren't hunch backed with whiny voices though. corgan's organ is a real crapshoot in my opinion

What a wonderful morning this turned out to be. Discussing Billy's cock and listening to Mellon Collie. I'm pretty happy right now.

Floppy Nono
01-29-2010, 03:24 AM
all in life is as it should be

Floppy Nono
01-29-2010, 03:24 AM
except for corgans pathetic centimeter peter that is!

june_soma
01-29-2010, 03:31 AM
You don't know that! Booooooo!

Floppy Nono
01-29-2010, 03:31 AM
someone will have to give jessica simpson a tweet or two to find out i guess

june_soma
01-29-2010, 03:34 AM
Yeah, on an interely unrelated note, man Mellon Collie is so wonderful. I had forgotten have good it was. Been a while since I listened to it. I feel 17 again.

Floppy Nono
01-29-2010, 03:36 AM
if only corgans dick could skeet us out another album of that caliber

june_soma
01-29-2010, 03:40 AM
From your lips to God's ears. I mean, Galapogos? Come on!

Meanwhile this at least justifies my neverending dreams of being ravished by the Corgan.

Floppy Nono
01-29-2010, 03:41 AM
does jessica hold the camera?

june_soma
01-29-2010, 03:43 AM
Why must there be a camera? I'm all about intimacy and posting crude status updates afterwards on facebook.

Floppy Nono
01-29-2010, 03:45 AM
yeah but then you get to tag yourselves as all the good bits in the pictures for all your friends to see.

june_soma
01-29-2010, 03:48 AM
True... True... Maybe there should be a camera after all. No Jessica Simpson though. Sheesh!

Floppy Nono
01-29-2010, 03:51 AM
oh come on! she has TOTALLY got some good use being there.


i mean, at the very least he can look at her face whenever he want to keep from popping.

june_soma
01-29-2010, 03:56 AM
Nah, I want to be the center of attention. No girls with bigger tits than me allowed! Hmm, I hope Billy is a leg man. Or an ass man. That could work too.

Floppy Nono
01-29-2010, 03:58 AM
seems like more of a blonde talent user man to me!

june_soma
01-29-2010, 04:16 AM
Careful now. That's my future roll in the hay you're talking about.

Floppy Nono
01-29-2010, 04:18 AM
i do what i want!

Cool As Ice Cream
01-29-2010, 06:53 AM
http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs280.snc1/10730_519135697094_135302789_30795510_7441960_n.jp g

mushboom
01-29-2010, 09:05 AM
Norwegian.



we're neighbours! :) wanna be bff?

Pop Tart
01-29-2010, 10:47 AM
, I still belive Corgan's cock is massive. He's so tall, tall guys usually are well endowed. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
I dated a guy who was 6'6" and I wouldn't say that was necessarily true.

june_soma
01-29-2010, 12:03 PM
we're neighbours! :) wanna be bff?

Really? Are you swedish?

And, Pop Tart, I'm sorry to hear that. :(

june_soma
01-29-2010, 12:03 PM
It is impossible to do this.

True. I stand corrected!

waltermcphilp
01-29-2010, 12:20 PM
PENIS PENIS PENIS


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mushboom
01-29-2010, 12:51 PM
Really? Are you swedish?




Svensk tjej ftw!

stumpycat
01-29-2010, 08:30 PM
Anyway, nihilist, it sounds cooler than it is. Metal guys are little lambs who read too much Tolkien and drink too much Jack and coke. :)
This is SO true of pretty much all the metal dudes I've known. They often seem more cerebral than your average "rock guy" and also more likely than average to enjoy sci-fi, fantasy, horror, video games, renaissance fairs, etc. as well as techie and/or mechanically oriented type hobbies (eg. programming computers or working on cars.) Actually there is a particular type of personality trait (neophile) that basically describes these type of people to a T!

nofix
01-31-2010, 12:26 AM
Corgan organ envy - the realization that you don't own this man's penis.

Floppy Nono
01-31-2010, 02:31 AM
this thread gives me a boner

Shallowed
01-31-2010, 02:40 AM
Billy's boner gave us this thread.

Full circle.

exactlythesame
02-01-2010, 12:58 AM
^
jerk, that is

WeilandFan
02-01-2010, 04:55 AM
WHEN THE COCK CROWS

The real question is how big is James Iha's penis.

Pop Tart
02-03-2010, 09:38 AM
WHEN THE COCK CROWS

The real question is how big is James Iha's penis.
:bump:
I'm going to go with the racial stereotype and say button mushroom.

Teej212
02-07-2010, 10:25 AM
long, very thin, and im guessing covered with the birthmark. and since billy hasnt been shaving his head as cleanly as he used to, hes probably got some fuzz down there. id say that peppermint stick comment is right on

funny how this is the first thread i post in for almost a year. :erm:

redchandelier
02-10-2010, 05:54 PM
Long and uncut and bent.


I agree long, skinny, uncut, bent, and particularly veiny...

ravenguy2000
02-10-2010, 06:12 PM
let's make this the longest thread ever

Butt Pope
06-12-2014, 12:04 AM
Big, huge cocks.

http://i.imgur.com/7xdGZkj.jpg

Ram27
03-11-2017, 05:54 PM
bump

Shallowed
03-11-2017, 06:01 PM
This isn't a fetish thing

Run To Me
03-11-2017, 09:15 PM
Cmon usually when you bump it's gotta be for some new theory of bills cock

Not just a just because bump

That's just

Poots
03-13-2017, 06:12 PM
Well, it's been confirmed that his dick still works as does the plumbing, hence his progeny.

T&T
03-13-2017, 06:18 PM
Well, it's been confirmed that his dick still works as does the plumbing, hence his progeny.
you've seen the dna tests? chemtrails might have impregnated her. who knows the real truth.

FoolofaTook
03-13-2017, 06:40 PM
dude that like SKY SEED!!!!

Airplane Mode got Sky Seeded. That's fucking heavy.

Bremang
03-14-2017, 03:26 AM
how does this thread have over 2 million views :confused:

qwerty sp
03-14-2017, 04:00 AM
how does this thread have over 2 million views :confused:

^

Shallowed
03-14-2017, 04:03 AM
Yeah holy shit

This thread has more views than the official music videos for Siva and Rocket on Youtube.

Run To Me
03-14-2017, 07:50 AM
Lol @ least a few hundred thousand are from sp camp, checking to make sure none of the leaked pics find their way to this thread, and from there, to the wolrd

Poots
03-14-2017, 11:10 AM
billy's cock trending