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Cool As Ice Cream
01-18-2010, 03:50 AM
for about an hour.

I remember being in middleschool, in my english class when my uptight young female teacher used the opening line from "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" to demonstrate to us a simile.
It was that very day I went home and downloaded my first Pumpkins song.
In the weeks to follow I happened upon "Disarm" and for years and years that song was living part of me.
I've always been depressed; my story, while not as sad as yours, still holds much personal tragedy.
When highschool hit; things just got worse for me.
I've wiped most of it from my memory even thought it wasn't that long ago.
I slowly collected, song by song, piece by peice your music.
When I got my first bass at the age of 14 I had never even considered being a musician.
I never learned any pumpkins songs.
I remember my second semester in college I made friends with a musician who became a fixture in my life for the next several years. We played togeather all the time; and I suggested playing Pumpkins covers but at first he just wasn't a fan of yours.
After I introduced him to the song "To Forgive" as the song I really wanted to cover; he became very accepting of your genius, hahaha. I remember just setting and listening to it (we both just learn things by ear) and after about the 5th time threw we just forgot about covering it and he left the room and I set alone for a while. Later that day, we both decided that Pumpkins songs were too holy to cover.
Of course we didn't use the word holy. We were at a Christian college and man; some people didn't like the fact that there was such a thing as Christian rock, let alone secular artists that people on campus listened to.
I remember a teacher in my "Christian Living" class using another line from "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" to talk about Nihilism.
By then I was a pretty hardcore fan. Finding it very funy that a huge picture of you was being projected onto the wall for all my classmates to gawk at.
It was the release of Zeitgiest when I became obsessed (to a degree) with your music. Before then I had been obsessed with Coheed and Cambria (hope that doesn't depress you, hhaha) and before that, no one band had captured all of my attention.
I obtained all of the pumpkins albums digitaly and Zwan and your solo album and listened to all of it that I could. College was a very rough time for me the one year I spent there.
I had been thriving off an obsession of a girl I thought I loved. Sometimes, even today, I still feel like I love her. "Tonight, Tonight" became a hyper-emotional song for me because it was something me and her shared a love for. I remember vividly a day playing hookie from classes and walking the railroad tracks and all of a sudden that song came on and I had to stop and call and talk to her.
haha, this ones funny. I remember a super-christian girl I was talking to told me that your voice was too nasley for her to listen to. Then I found out she was a huge fan of hawk nelson. I experienced my first (memorable) panic attack at that moment. hahahaha. I paced from my room to my neighbours room ranting about how this girl is no longer atractive to me what so ever.
I was then rediculed by my friends about how I apparently cared more about Billy Corgan then I did about God because never once had I gotten this upset over the fact that someone was willingly going to hell by defying God.
I droped out after that year (along with my musician friend) and we worked a summer job at a Christian camp. I had signed a statement saying that I couldn't listen to secular music; but I swear every time I could turn my iPod on I was listening to my Pumpkins because I needed them to remain sane. Looking back I can say I had a more reflective and religious experience listening to your songs then I ever had during all my lessons, scripture memory, or daily quiet time that summer. Almost every time I had a big break down to God it was fueled by an emotional high from an SP song.
That summer I really started writing songs on an acoustic; for the first time; and about half of what I played my friend would just give me a look and go "No. that's way too pumpkinsish". I was unintentionally stealing licks from songs you created.
I remember walking alone all threwout that camp; discovering new songs in your vast discography and loving ever more the ones I already knew. I remember drifting to sleep listening to "In the Arms of Sleep", "Once Upon a Time", "Perfect", "Cupid De Locke", "Rhinoceros" and many more.
A while after that I ended up in Dallas in a very hard time in my life. I explored the Zwan, Zeitgeist, and your solo album a lot during those times.
You've been with me as far back as I can remember. You've helped me threw some times. You're the only guy I've ever joked about having sex. One time I shaved my head bald; took all my friends about 2 seconds to start picking on me for loving you like that, hahaha.
It really does my soul (if I have one) a lot of good to know that you're still doing your thing.
You have to promise me to keep doing it long enough for me to get a band to stardom. That way I can maybe meet you in the music scene or something like that.
I worn you though; If/When I ever meet you I will most likely hug you for about an hour straight, no matter how much pepper spray I may recieve right in my face.
http://www.smashingpumpkins.com/board/style_emoticons/default/blah.gif
I'm just peachy if you never read this.
Even though I will admit, nothing will stop me from dreaming you read it and are at this moment making plans to contact me and be the miracle my life has been reduced to waiting for.

-Larkin London
(a testimate to the mess my life is; I use my real name everywhere.)

Cool As Ice Cream
01-18-2010, 04:05 AM
lol, check out this guy.

Letters to William #11

Dear William,
Hello again! It's been quite a while since last I wrote. I suppose it has something to do with how busy you've been. (That might be speculating but I think it's a pretty accurate speculation.) As I have mentioned a dozen or more times before, I do not want to be a burden; and though I hold no expectations of you, letters bring in themselves the expectation of being read I suppose. Therefore, I felt that I should take a break to, in essence, give you a break as well. But here I am, so let's get to it... Congratulations on the new song release! It seems to be getting some great feedback, which is good. Congratulations also on your future book! I hope that writing it will be a very enjoyable experience for you. There seems to be so much going on for you right now. For someone who has never met you and most likely never will, I find it surprising to say that I'm... proud of you. That might be awkward, but it's the truth so to hell with it I guess. I am, at this current point in time, in awe of you a bit. It's remarkable what you've been able to accomplish; what you continue to accomplish. I pray that one day I might be so blessed as to make a difference in this world in some way as well. Actually, I guess that is a terrible thing to say. I have already been blessed with so much more than I could have thought to ask God for, I am grateful beyond expression. It seems greedy and selfish to ask for more, yet I think that we should always be seeking more. There's so much 'out there'. We should keep striving and pushing to achieve all we desire, don't you think? I tend to contradict myself a lot... it causes much confusion. I could really use a relaxing vacation to nowhere. My life has been so turbulent lately, it's been difficult to remain focused on my spirituality and personal issues which could use some working on. When the world is at last silent, it seems easy to reconnect with all that I hold dear. However, the world is rarely silent it seems. I feel like the world is always loud and 'in your face', and it seems that the 'in your face' stuff is always negative; lies, hate, judgment... etc. I'm trying to learn (mostly on my own) how to tune out the useless junk the world throws at us daily, and concentrate on what is 'real'. The only guides I have in this matter are: a book called "Frequency, The Power of Personal Vibration" and... come on, I think you can guess the second one. Alright then, (drum roll please...) YOU! You had to have seen that coming. So, that's it. I have a book and a man I have never met who, in the scheme of things, is really more of a concept than a reality; more myth than man. I suppose that's how this celebrity/fan thing works though, isn't it? I have to admit, putting the truth to paper only makes it seem more sad and hopeless. Enough with that though, I have faith and that's all that matters. Faith in what? I have no idea really, I guess I would have to say: faith that this... that everything is going somewhere good. After all, God is always leading me from here to there. Even when I 'fail', how can I really go wrong? My love to you and yours and be safe. I will continue to add you in my prayers in faith that God will continue to lead you true.

Cool As Ice Cream
01-18-2010, 04:09 AM
it doesn't stop. "i have never listened to adore, but it's my favourite album... billy? BILLYYYYYYYYY!?!"

Letters to William #10

Dear William,
Hello again. How are things? Busy I would imagine. Today’s letter is a bit uncomfortable for me. I don’t like discussing these things with the corresponding celebrity, (not that I ever have before) but here we go. I mentioned in my first letter that I have not really been an active SP fan in the course of my life. I enjoy your music; I just never really jumped on the wagon (so to speak) until recently. I also mentioned that I am currently working my way through the years of music that I have missed out on. Well, that being said, I tried out the “Adore” album for the first time two days ago. For anyone else who might be reading this, yes I know I have listed it as my favorite SP project on my profile. The reason I have done this is because of what the album means to me. I remember when it first came out; “Ava Adore” was the first SP video that I ever saw. (I told you I was a lousy fan.) ‘Back in the day’, when MTV was about the music, you saw a lot of mention about SP. I remember hearing, that after the glory of MCIS, “Adore” had been viewed as sort of a ‘let down’ by some of the fans and critics. From my point of view, (and that is only an opinion) “Adore” was the turning point for SP. To me, though I had not heard the songs, I thought it was the most important album. It is an album that shows the people, the creator’s true face. At this turning point, when so many bands were going ‘mainstream’ and their fans were rejecting the false idols they had worshiped for so long, SP stepped out and did it their way. Some people praised it, some could barely stomach it, but it was bravery and art. I’d dare anyone to say different. I never gave the album a chance when I should have. I sat quietly, and watched the negativity of others tear down a beautiful piece of music, right there on my television. I could have easily picked the album up, formed my own conclusions, made it a part of my life, and been a small part of the history. I cannot change it now, and I suppose in the scheme of things, it matters very little. But, for some reason, it DOES matter to me. I have always associated “Adore” with sorrow. Sorrow seemed to surround SP at that time (so said the TV), it surrounded me in different ways, and I’m sure it surrounded many others. So it seemed fitting that when I tried the album out for the first time a couple of days ago, I would feel such heartache. I realized why I had always associated that album with sadness, (though I knew nothing of the songs and their lyrics) in the eyes of many, sorrow was its theme. Obviously, “Adore” has been on my mind lately. I feel even more grief over it now than I once did. Its release was more than ten years ago. For ten years, I’ve missed out on the beauty of these songs… needlessly. As of right now, I’m not sure what SP album I would consider my ‘favorite’. I actually believe that I have no desire to choose. However, “Adore” is still my favorite project. I remember what music once was; I see what music is now. The album was big… to me and to many. Even before I sampled it, this album resonated with me in a big way. It’s almost as if I always knew it would. I really cannot stress enough how I have no idea what relevance these letters have, but I guess I felt that something personal was necessary this time. It’s funny that it seems personal to me, I cannot even fathom how personal it must be to you. I’m still exploring “Adore”. I’m starting to learn a few lines and memorize a few tunes. I hope you know… what you really give; what your music really means to some. I hope this letter can be a reminder to you. As uncomfortable as this was to post, knowing that I am sitting here talking and making assumptions about your own life and work, if it could ensure that you’d never forget how important your mark on the world is; how important your very existence is… it is worth a little blush on my cheeks. Be well William, may God send oceans of love to you and yours. Ditto for the miscellaneous readers out there.

P.S. At this point in time, I have listened to MCIS, Adore, Rotten Apples, and Zeitgeist in their entirety. I still have not encountered a song that I felt was bad... or even unpleasant. Music is art, and art is a vision brought to life by a creator. It is the thoughts, emotions, and hard work of said creator/creators. Thus, it can never be bad or wrong. It is always... as it should be, and it is admired by so many.

Cool As Ice Cream
01-18-2010, 05:53 AM
someone look for links to this larkin london on myspace and youtube please.

Astur
01-18-2010, 06:08 AM
To me, though I had not heard the songs, I thought it was the most important album.

lol

Is this just some random dude or someone known for (x) or what

Cool As Ice Cream
01-18-2010, 06:15 AM
this is from the o-board. they have a subforum "open letters" where all the wackos write letters to billy. obviously (and luckily, i guess) he never reads any.

this one guy - no idea who it is - has written eleven, as you can see in the titles he's given his letters.

Cool As Ice Cream
01-18-2010, 06:16 AM
correction. 12.

Machinist
01-18-2010, 06:44 AM
comedy gold. Poor bastard.

Cool As Ice Cream
01-18-2010, 06:47 AM
Even though I will admit, nothing will stop me from dreaming you read it and are at this moment making plans to contact me and be the miracle my life has been reduced to waiting for.

Machinist
01-18-2010, 06:50 AM
oh fuck, the laughter hurts

Mo
01-18-2010, 06:54 AM
Yeah, this is painful.

Cool As Ice Cream
01-18-2010, 06:56 AM
it's the only good thing about the o-board.

Cool As Ice Cream
01-18-2010, 07:54 AM
someone look for links to this larkin london on myspace and youtube please.

BUMP :mad:

common pepole myspace and youtube are blocked here

slunken
01-18-2010, 08:04 AM
^^ YESSSSS!!! Thanks for brightening up my morning guys!

Mo
01-18-2010, 08:06 AM
Oh my. Comic Sans? This guy clearly has issues...

Mo
01-18-2010, 08:08 AM
Numa numa.

Mo
01-18-2010, 08:12 AM
Why the FUCK is he wearing camouflage pants in every picture?

SPLATTER
01-18-2010, 08:13 AM
I;ve been thinking about how he said about a yr ago that he doesn't want his old negative fans who call him on his shit. Sounds like these kids he approves of are real source family material.

The Jesus
01-18-2010, 08:14 AM
Congratulations also on your future book!
<kjlkjlkj>

slunken
01-18-2010, 08:15 AM
Nihilist we double-posted that headphone picture in two separate threads AT THE EXACT SAME TIME

slunken
01-18-2010, 08:16 AM
http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=33883&stc=1&d=1263823740

http://www.creepygif.com/images/full/10.gif

SPLATTER
01-18-2010, 08:22 AM
cmon, leave this kid alone.

hnibos
01-18-2010, 08:30 AM
seriously, you guys fucking suck

Cool As Ice Cream
01-18-2010, 08:36 AM
HEY WHAT THE FUCK NOW HNIBOS? WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? YOU BETTER RELAX A LITTLE BIT BECAUSE I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

Pizza Club
01-18-2010, 09:06 AM
This looks like one of those kids that writes blogs about how girls just like him as a friend but he's a really good guy and they are missing out and he's tired of it.

Eulogy
01-18-2010, 09:40 AM
aw geeze

hnibos
01-18-2010, 09:51 AM
where did you find out about this guy caic

Eulogy
01-18-2010, 09:52 AM
where did you find out about this guy caic

i would guess from the open letters forum on the o-board... kinda like he said...?

hnibos
01-18-2010, 09:56 AM
i see

hnibos
01-18-2010, 09:57 AM
well i guess the guys asking for it if hes posting it on a forum. whatever makes you feel better bram

Mo
01-18-2010, 10:01 AM
Since when are you the sensitive one?

Caine Walker
01-18-2010, 10:08 AM
i got these guys confused for a second:

http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs174.snc1/6540_111035039394_618554394_2038451_4697094_n.jpg

xforewarnedx
01-18-2010, 10:11 AM
Walking The Tracks on MySpace Music - Free Streaming MP3s, Pictures & Music Downloads (http://www.myspace.com/walkingthetracks)
Walking The Tracks on MySpace Music - Free Streaming MP3s, Pictures & Music Downloads (http://www.myspace.com/walkingthetracks)
Walking The Tracks on MySpace Music - Free Streaming MP3s, Pictures & Music Downloads (http://www.myspace.com/walkingthetracks)
Walking The Tracks on MySpace Music - Free Streaming MP3s, Pictures & Music Downloads (http://www.myspace.com/walkingthetracks)

AND

YouTube - PhatLarkin's Channel (http://www.youtube.com/user/PhatLarkin)

thats fat with a P.... BITCHES!

hnibos
01-18-2010, 10:14 AM
Since when are you the sensitive one?

if you come here and spew some dumb shit then im all for flaming you

hnibos
01-18-2010, 10:16 AM
http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=33883&stc=1&d=1263823740

i guess i see this picture and i just feel bad for the guy :cry:

Caine Walker
01-18-2010, 10:20 AM
why would you feel bad for a person who does something like that voluntarily?

The Jesus
01-18-2010, 10:23 AM
I'm sure he's a nice guy.

hnibos
01-18-2010, 10:23 AM
why would you feel bad for a person who does something like that voluntarily?

its like laughing at a down syndromes kid for some shit they do, they dont know better. this guy could be slightly retarded and just not know better

hnibos
01-18-2010, 10:29 AM
actually fuck you guys im stooping down to your level. hes just having fun with his friends.

Eulogy
01-18-2010, 10:29 AM
yeah i don't think it's very nice to make fun of him. seems like he's had sort of a rough go of it.

Pop Tart
01-18-2010, 10:33 AM
i guess i see this picture and i just feel bad for the :cry:
Same. But having said that, to reply to Mo's question:
Why the FUCK is he wearing camouflage pants in every picture?
It's because he's one of those people who's going to get a job with U.S. mail and then snap and go crazy assault rifle-style. (No one will be hurt, however, because rather than bullets, he'll have flowers poking out of the barrel of the gun but people will still feel threatened by this warrior of love, so he'll spend the rest of his days in a psychiatric facility, rocking back and forth, hugging himself and mumbling about "Doing it for Billy".)

THE END.

SPLATTER
01-18-2010, 11:36 AM
Is there anything more sad and lonely than talking online about a kid-you-don't-know's choice of wearing camouflage pants.

Caine Walker
01-18-2010, 11:52 AM
yes. yes, there is.

stumpycat
01-18-2010, 06:23 PM
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I hope it's not like this...

28if
01-18-2010, 06:51 PM
i think the christian college explains the spelling errors.

Cool As Ice Cream
01-19-2010, 01:28 AM
Which guy?

the guy on the right, obviously.

i mean, capturing a slave, but not letting it carry your amp and guitar bag? clearly not the sharpest crayon in the box.

Cool As Ice Cream
01-20-2010, 04:42 AM
and cropumpkins hasn't yelled at me for ages. i hope all is fine.

ninsp
01-20-2010, 02:26 PM
I nearly shat my pants looking at his myspace & youtube.

Ol' Couch Ass
01-20-2010, 02:42 PM
Looks like that jackass is trying to recreate the Lyric video.

Cool As Ice Cream
01-21-2010, 02:39 PM
FLIPNUT!
FLIIIIIIIIIIIIPNUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!

<img src="http://forums.netphoria.org/images/smilies/netphoria.gif" width="200%">

Pop Tart
01-21-2010, 09:43 PM
I nearly shat my pants looking at his myspace & youtube.
I just noticed your av. I'm not sure I've ever seen such an impressive camel toe. :erm:

ninsp
01-21-2010, 10:50 PM
sexy, huh?

Cool As Ice Cream
01-29-2010, 08:31 AM
apparently the letters to william guy is a girl.

lol check out this girl
i guess that works too

Letters to William #2

Dear William, Unfortunately for you I’m a woman of my word and therefore, you get another wretched letter. Believe me; I was hoping after my first (and rather embarrassing) monologue that the burden of purpose would be relieved. The small “voice” that has been moving my spirit would say, “Ok. Good job. You’re all done. Now you can move on to something else.” I feel no relief… thus I continue. My mind keeps trying to tell me the obvious truth, “This is stupid. What kind of impact are you gonna have here? You’re sending letters to a celebrity, you’re a nobody. You really need to stop this lunacy before you cause some kind of trouble.” I can’t find the will to stop; I can’t even find the desire. It feels good to put my troubled thoughts out there somewhere. I’m a little worried, however, that these posts are going to start taking on the qualities of a pen pal letter or diary entry. Let’s both pray they don’t, and please forgive me if they do. It’s sort of difficult, to say the least, voicing your thoughts and opinions to a “brick wall”. Anyway, here we go! First off, I wanted to say that I hope you all had a great time at the Echoplex last night! I’m sure you guys rocked it! As I’m sure many others were, I was cheering along in spirit. Next, you give me no choice but to “scold” you! I originally wrote this letter early this morning. I kept adding things throughout the day, just random thoughts and details that I believed would bring the letter together as a whole. My theme for the letter was justice/forgiveness. I went to read your newest post on EFHTT late this afternoon, and what a shocker! (I hope you can feel the playful sarcasm there!) You’re discussion for today was forgiveness! I cannot win! The coincidences just keep on coming! Oh well, perhaps coincidence really does exist and it’s a plain and simple thing nothing more. Whatever the case may be, I had to revamp my letter. So, here’s the gist of what I wanted/want to say. I have seen some very negative things over the weekend, most of them about you and SP. I started wondering what separates your troubles and mistakes from everyone else’s. Haven’t we all, as human beings of this planet, made terrible mistakes? I can personally (though not proudly) admit that I’ve done things I’m ashamed of. I’ve manipulated people and situations for my own selfish desires; I’ve broken hearts, hurt feelings, burned bridges, and walked away from both love and God. Most of these things were, at the time, unconsciously done. But, how is that different from some of these injuries you have “supposedly” inflicted on others? I figured out that it’s the stage. I perform my heinous acts on a very small stage, in front of a tiny crowd. You, however, perform all of your acts (be they good or bad) on the world’s stage. I find that act to be very brave, no matter how the performance turns out. It appears that I am over-ruled on that subject. Anyway, I started to wander further into this idea, and I thought of justice. Where’s the justice in the criticism you endure? I think it’s wrong to hold such things over someone else’s head whether they happened in the past or are happening now. So, where is YOUR justice? It was then that I was able to see justice for what it really is… forgiveness. Only through forgiveness can we feel justice as it was intended. Justice in the “eye for an eye” sense is just an easy way out, an instant gratification. Justice for the sake of vengeance never fails to leave a bitter after taste. However, when you think of justice as forgiveness, you can see that it is the justice we all deserve. It is the correct justice. As always I’m not sure what the point of sharing this with you is, especially after I read your newest post! It would appear (as I should have assumed) that you already knew all of this. But everything is so new to me now; it seemed like such an epiphany at the time. Regardless, I hope this letter finds you well (should it find you at all) and I hope it will assist you in some way to know that you’re never alone. Obviously, God is always with you, and I feel safe in assuming your friends and family are too. But, I want to remind you that you really do have so much more than that. Sometimes the world and its people can be unjust. I still don’t quite understand why some feel the need to judge and slander others so harshly. Those actions surely cannot bring anyone happiness. I feel confident that you don’t need a strange woman sending you a letter to remind you that the fans love you, but I also know it never hurts to say it or hear it! In my personal experience, sometimes it’s hard to see Love for all the hatred in its way. The World Loves You William!! As an artist, celebrity, man, friend, lover, brother, and many other things I can’t even comprehend right now… you are always loved! Do your best to shine in your own beautiful way! The world loves your light!

waltermcphilp
01-29-2010, 09:09 AM
She could have summed that letter up in 2-3 sentences.

What a pig whore.

Cool As Ice Cream
01-29-2010, 09:19 AM
she wrote 12 letters like that, i kid you not.

vkissas
01-29-2010, 10:01 PM
Nihilist we double-posted that headphone picture in two separate threads AT THE EXACT SAME TIME

oh what a miracle....let's give these fucking morons an oscar or something

vkissas
01-29-2010, 10:02 PM
for about an hour.


oh man you rock what a great post.....now show us your love letters to billy

slunken
01-29-2010, 11:07 PM
oh what a miracle....let's give these fucking morons an oscar or something

Thank you. That was a pretty special moment. Thank you for pointing it out again.

Pop Tart
01-30-2010, 01:49 AM
Hey vskissas! How does it feel to be a Turk? You are Turkish, right?
They invented Turkish Delight.

....the globally used English language was once Turkish.
:confused:

Shallowed
01-30-2010, 03:32 AM
They invented Turkish Delight.

Enough reason to prejudicially hate each and every Turk.

Pop Tart
01-30-2010, 09:09 AM
I'm afraid it's an inside joke/insult.
I have 83 posts. Let me in on it.

Enough reason to prejudicially hate each and every Turk.
I dunno. Putting powdered stuff on red jelly was probably pretty innovative 2000 years ago.

SPLATTER
01-30-2010, 11:39 AM
his bass videos had my 16 month old dancing... so props to you, larkin

ravenguy2000
01-30-2010, 02:51 PM
Empire of the Sun, Passion Pit, and MGMT

oh yeah, "Orientation = Straight" sure thing buddy

Catherine Wheel
01-30-2010, 10:34 PM
I looked up the group Empire of the Sun. They look like an even gayer version of Fischerspooner.

applepwnz
01-31-2010, 12:18 AM
Where the fuck is flipnut? I haven't seen that kid in a few days

SPLATTER
01-31-2010, 09:12 AM
i think you guys are really cool and funny making fun of this kid. wow. it's so great. and if you like passion pit you are gay, yeah.

Cool As Ice Cream
04-07-2010, 02:28 AM
THANKS MAN
UR COLL TOO

redbull
04-07-2010, 02:43 AM
I looked up the group Empire of the Sun. They look like an even gayer version of Fischerspooner.

you are the only person i've ever seen who still references fischerspooner in relationship to anything

redbull
04-07-2010, 02:43 AM
electroclash is fucking dead man

Kahlo
04-07-2010, 04:16 AM
Vaguely amusing thread on the o-board in which Larkin London posts his bass audition clips for SP, asks if he is good enough, and gets told either that he is not a looker, not a great bassist or a combination of both.

killtrocity
04-07-2010, 03:39 PM
who the fuck is larkin london

xforewarnedx
04-07-2010, 04:33 PM
who the fuck is larkin london

Only the coolest kid EVEAAA!:cool:

Shallowed
04-07-2010, 06:28 PM
Only the coolest kid EVEAAA!:cool:

The extent of your idolisation has reached your avatar.

Cool As Ice Cream
04-08-2010, 01:35 AM
who the fuck is larkin london

I remember being in middleschool, in my english class when my uptight young female teacher used the opening line from "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" to demonstrate to us a simile.
It was that very day I went home and downloaded my first Pumpkins song.
In the weeks to follow I happened upon "Disarm" and for years and years that song was living part of me.
I've always been depressed; my story, while not as sad as yours, still holds much personal tragedy.
When highschool hit; things just got worse for me.
I've wiped most of it from my memory even thought it wasn't that long ago.
I slowly collected, song by song, piece by peice your music.
When I got my first bass at the age of 14 I had never even considered being a musician.
I never learned any pumpkins songs.
I remember my second semester in college I made friends with a musician who became a fixture in my life for the next several years. We played togeather all the time; and I suggested playing Pumpkins covers but at first he just wasn't a fan of yours.
After I introduced him to the song "To Forgive" as the song I really wanted to cover; he became very accepting of your genius, hahaha. I remember just setting and listening to it (we both just learn things by ear) and after about the 5th time threw we just forgot about covering it and he left the room and I set alone for a while. Later that day, we both decided that Pumpkins songs were too holy to cover.
Of course we didn't use the word holy. We were at a Christian college and man; some people didn't like the fact that there was such a thing as Christian rock, let alone secular artists that people on campus listened to.
I remember a teacher in my "Christian Living" class using another line from "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" to talk about Nihilism.
By then I was a pretty hardcore fan. Finding it very funy that a huge picture of you was being projected onto the wall for all my classmates to gawk at.
It was the release of Zeitgiest when I became obsessed (to a degree) with your music. Before then I had been obsessed with Coheed and Cambria (hope that doesn't depress you, hhaha) and before that, no one band had captured all of my attention.
I obtained all of the pumpkins albums digitaly and Zwan and your solo album and listened to all of it that I could. College was a very rough time for me the one year I spent there.
I had been thriving off an obsession of a girl I thought I loved. Sometimes, even today, I still feel like I love her. "Tonight, Tonight" became a hyper-emotional song for me because it was something me and her shared a love for. I remember vividly a day playing hookie from classes and walking the railroad tracks and all of a sudden that song came on and I had to stop and call and talk to her.
haha, this ones funny. I remember a super-christian girl I was talking to told me that your voice was too nasley for her to listen to. Then I found out she was a huge fan of hawk nelson. I experienced my first (memorable) panic attack at that moment. hahahaha. I paced from my room to my neighbours room ranting about how this girl is no longer atractive to me what so ever.
I was then rediculed by my friends about how I apparently cared more about Billy Corgan then I did about God because never once had I gotten this upset over the fact that someone was willingly going to hell by defying God.
I droped out after that year (along with my musician friend) and we worked a summer job at a Christian camp. I had signed a statement saying that I couldn't listen to secular music; but I swear every time I could turn my iPod on I was listening to my Pumpkins because I needed them to remain sane. Looking back I can say I had a more reflective and religious experience listening to your songs then I ever had during all my lessons, scripture memory, or daily quiet time that summer. Almost every time I had a big break down to God it was fueled by an emotional high from an SP song.
That summer I really started writing songs on an acoustic; for the first time; and about half of what I played my friend would just give me a look and go "No. that's way too pumpkinsish". I was unintentionally stealing licks from songs you created.
I remember walking alone all threwout that camp; discovering new songs in your vast discography and loving ever more the ones I already knew. I remember drifting to sleep listening to "In the Arms of Sleep", "Once Upon a Time", "Perfect", "Cupid De Locke", "Rhinoceros" and many more.
A while after that I ended up in Dallas in a very hard time in my life. I explored the Zwan, Zeitgeist, and your solo album a lot during those times.
You've been with me as far back as I can remember. You've helped me threw some times. You're the only guy I've ever joked about having sex. One time I shaved my head bald; took all my friends about 2 seconds to start picking on me for loving you like that, hahaha.
It really does my soul (if I have one) a lot of good to know that you're still doing your thing.
You have to promise me to keep doing it long enough for me to get a band to stardom. That way I can maybe meet you in the music scene or something like that.
I worn you though; If/When I ever meet you I will most likely hug you for about an hour straight, no matter how much pepper spray I may recieve right in my face.
http://www.smashingpumpkins.com/board/style_emoticons/default/blah.gif
I'm just peachy if you never read this.
Even though I will admit, nothing will stop me from dreaming you read it and are at this moment making plans to contact me and be the miracle my life has been reduced to waiting for.

-Larkin London
(a testimate to the mess my life is; I use my real name everywhere.)
.

Cool As Ice Cream
04-08-2010, 01:41 AM
good stuff.

Cool As Ice Cream
04-08-2010, 04:43 AM
he's so funy.

Cool As Ice Cream
04-08-2010, 06:38 AM
Vaguely amusing thread on the o-board in which Larkin London posts his bass audition clips for SP, asks if he is good enough, and gets told either that he is not a looker, not a great bassist or a combination of both.

link?

Astur
04-08-2010, 08:31 AM
I obtained all of the pumpkins albums digitaly and Zwan and your solo album and listened to all of it that I could.

i just obtained digitally all Akercocke albums

ps. this thread was amazing

Kahlo
04-08-2010, 08:38 AM
Do I have a chance to be the SP's new bassist?

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hnibos
04-08-2010, 09:09 AM
Personally I really liked it.
I think it stands a chance. You play a lot with more of your own unique style than any Pumpkins bassist so far aside from maybe Mark. But is that what Billy wants is the question. I'd really love to see you as the new bassist.

And funk is the only thing really interesting on bass that's meant to be that way. I think it's a good style to show off on.

hnibos
04-08-2010, 09:09 AM
I think you are great!

I really like that agressive bass playing. I think you will only have to wait because it's impossible to know if you will be the next SP bassist!

hnibos
04-08-2010, 09:12 AM
very good work.
you're a talented guy.
i hope you get consideration to be part of the band.

however, just for once, for the sakes of unity, i wouldn't mind seeing an african american bass player in the band.
i'm sure there's plenty of talented ones about..

Twat Vomit
04-09-2010, 08:42 AM
i want to vomit mounds of creamed corn into billy's gaping asshole with a funnel, and then have him shit it back into my mouth so i can puke into his mouth and he can spew all over my face and then we make out. OMG that would be a DREAM COME TRUE!

Shallowed
04-09-2010, 09:33 AM
Make sure you call junesoma, she won't want to miss the opportunity to participate in an epic love-Billysplosion like that.

hnibos
04-12-2010, 08:56 AM
Personally I really liked it.
I think it stands a chance. You play a lot with more of your own unique style than any Pumpkins bassist so far aside from maybe Mark. But is that what Billy wants is the question. I'd really love to see you as the new bassist.

And funk is the only thing really interesting on bass that's meant to be that way. I think it's a good style to show off on.

I think you are great!

I really like that agressive bass playing. I think you will only have to wait because it's impossible to know if you will be the next SP bassist!

very good work.
you're a talented guy.
i hope you get consideration to be part of the band.

however, just for once, for the sakes of unity, i wouldn't mind seeing an african american bass player in the band.
i'm sure there's plenty of talented ones about..

since ive posted these, i come to this thread at least once a day to read these for a good laugh

Caine Walker
04-12-2010, 09:23 AM
very good work.
you're a talented guy.
i hope you get consideration to be part of the band.

however, just for once, for the sakes of unity, i wouldn't mind seeing an african american bass player in the band.
i'm sure there's plenty of talented ones about..

my pen just flew out of my hand after reading this.

waltermcphilp
04-12-2010, 10:13 AM
You are posting with a pen?

How barbaric.

Caine Walker
04-12-2010, 11:23 AM
i'm posting from the ipad

waltermcphilp
04-12-2010, 11:57 AM
You monster.

IWishIWasBlank
04-17-2010, 12:10 AM
Nah he's alrite.

rub_the_y
05-03-2010, 11:57 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs323.ash1/28293_442481571039_544361039_5703042_1477138_n.jpg

AHAHAHAHA FAG

Cool As Ice Cream
05-04-2010, 02:11 AM
however, just for once, for the sakes of unity, i wouldn't mind seeing an african american bass player in the band.
i'm sure there's plenty of talented ones about..

memories_unwind
05-04-2010, 03:06 AM
I finally managed to read through this thread and wow, this is just wrong.

To me, though I had not heard the songs, I thought it was the most important album.

What.the.fuck.
Bram, this guy needs your love and support. Spread your love all over him and ChristJesus will reward you.

Best post so far:

Since when are you the sensitive one?

cork_soaker
05-04-2010, 03:10 AM
however, just for once, for the sakes of unity, i wouldn't mind seeing an african american bass player in the band.
i'm sure there's plenty of talented ones about..
.

Cool As Ice Cream
05-04-2010, 04:13 AM
I finally managed to read through this thread and wow, this is just wrong.



What.the.fuck.
Bram, this guy needs your love and support. Spread your love all over him and ChristJesus will reward you.

just to make things clear, i posted open letters from two different people. there's the one from larkin london, and then there are a couple from another nutter, possibly female, who writes half a book every time, about twelve times.

Kahlo
05-04-2010, 04:25 AM
That place needs a Netphorian invasion.

On second thoughts it isn't really worth the time.

slunken
05-04-2010, 07:35 AM
Pipe down, backslider.

Cool As Ice Cream
05-04-2010, 08:04 AM
i'm sure there's plenty of talented ones about..

lol how open minded
one of my best friends is black

rub_the_y
05-04-2010, 08:06 AM
LOL @ the o-board

they are such a funloving bunch - discussing such topics as:
"bring up the smell of a thing and everyone else has to think of how it smells"
"south park billy" - o-boarders making south park characters that resemble SP3
"have you ever hated someone because they were gay" and
"whats it like to get drunk"

Anyone would swear its being run by a bunch of 14yo kids.. anyone know if it is?

Cool As Ice Cream
05-04-2010, 08:12 AM
i'm a regular there and i'm 29.

Mo
05-04-2010, 08:12 AM
But the "Have you ever hated someone because they were gay" thread is prizeless. So many dumb people.

Cool As Ice Cream
05-04-2010, 08:58 AM
never seen that thread. i'll go and have a look for it.

Kahlo
05-04-2010, 09:25 AM
A neo-con nazi called Belteshazzar provides most of the lols in that thread.

Cool As Ice Cream
05-04-2010, 09:34 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v365/raehall/cracked/unicorn.jpg

rub_the_y
05-04-2010, 08:01 PM
Wow, so they are probably older than 14. How embarrassing for them being so goddamn retarded.

Kahlo
05-05-2010, 01:36 AM
I just read the UK election thread. Those people shouldn't be allowed to vote/breathe

rub_the_y
05-05-2010, 04:06 AM
Petition to sterilize any and all o-boarders

Signed.

Ol' Couch Ass
05-05-2010, 11:13 AM
You're the only guy I've ever joked about having sex. One time I shaved my head bald; took all my friends about 2 seconds to start picking on me for loving you like that, hahaha.

:erm:




















:rofl:




















:hanging:

Cool As Ice Cream
05-25-2012, 06:33 AM
very good work.
you're a talented guy.
i hope you get consideration to be part of the band.

however, just for once, for the sakes of unity, i wouldn't mind seeing an african american bass player in the band.
i'm sure there's plenty of talented ones about..

oh boy. lol!

scottytheoneand
05-25-2012, 06:45 AM
his latest release

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scottytheoneand
05-25-2012, 06:47 AM
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Shallowed
05-25-2012, 07:13 AM
Isn't rub_the_v the one that was a mod on the O-board, pretended to be someone else for a while, then faked her death?

Cool As Ice Cream
05-25-2012, 07:39 AM
bumface

Cool As Ice Cream
05-25-2012, 07:39 AM
get out of me thread, scotty. for fuck's sake!

Kahlo
05-25-2012, 08:37 AM
WELL WE DON'T SEE YOU UPDATING US WITH LARKIN NEWS DO WE BRAM??

Cool As Ice Cream
05-25-2012, 08:48 AM
:'(

subzero
05-25-2012, 08:57 AM
WELL WE DON'T SEE YOU UPDATING US WITH LARKIN NEWS DO WE BRAM??

he has collectibles to buy!

Shallowed
05-25-2012, 08:59 AM
WELL WE DON'T SEE YOU UPDATING US WITH LARKIN NEWS DO WE BRAM??

I imagined your av shouting this.

Blooming troublemakers and all that!

BurtSampson
06-15-2012, 02:02 PM
holy shit my girlfriend went to high school with this guy. She was just making fun of him last week when she was checking her facebook. this is seriously blowing my fucking mind right now.

Cool As Ice Cream
01-26-2015, 07:53 AM
WELL WE DON'T SEE YOU UPDATING US WITH LARKIN NEWS DO WE BRAM??

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Kahlo
01-26-2015, 10:50 AM
FUCK YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSS

Cool As Ice Cream
01-26-2015, 11:07 AM
however, just for once, for the sakes of unity, i wouldn't mind seeing an african american bass player in the band.
i'm sure there's plenty of talented ones about..

juliana
01-26-2015, 11:16 AM
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Did billy Corgan get his birthmark removed?

Elphenor
01-26-2015, 02:57 PM
Hey I remember this guy

Elphenor
01-26-2015, 03:00 PM
He was pretty cool

slunken
01-26-2015, 03:50 PM
he got pretty good on bass

Cool As Ice Cream
01-27-2015, 01:09 AM
however, just for once, for the sakes of unity, i wouldn't mind seeing an african american bass player in the band.
i'm sure there's plenty of talented ones about..

sounds like something belty would say.

dreams of glass
01-27-2015, 01:21 AM
CAIC is a such a cunt in this thread

Cool As Ice Cream
01-27-2015, 01:25 AM
thanks, darling.

dreams of glass
01-27-2015, 01:25 AM
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this is actually really good

Cool As Ice Cream
01-27-2015, 01:35 AM
too bad he's not african american.

dreams of glass
01-27-2015, 01:44 AM
ok

dreams of glass
01-27-2015, 01:45 AM
this whole thread is you ripping on this guy

it's sad

Cool As Ice Cream
01-27-2015, 02:01 AM
that's not true. it's mainly ripping on other people. this guy is only a small part of it.

dreams of glass
01-27-2015, 02:07 AM
what other people?

Cool As Ice Cream
01-27-2015, 02:24 AM
other people who posted ridiculous things on the o-board.

juliana
01-27-2015, 07:35 AM
sounds like something belty would say.

Lols

Cool As Ice Cream
01-27-2015, 07:36 AM
he's really open-minded.

FoolofaTook
01-28-2015, 08:41 AM
THANK YOU CAIC!!!

i totes forgot about this shit right here.

AGHAHUAHAHAHAHA

yes!

FoolofaTook
01-28-2015, 08:44 AM
holy shit i just laughed so hard i cried and peeps be looking at me like wtf

Mals Marola
01-28-2015, 08:53 AM
careful took

you're on delicate terriritory here, real delicate territory

don't want to go back to the ol' "soap & chili bar" huh?

FoolofaTook
01-28-2015, 09:04 AM
sorry, friend, but your kindly intended cultural allusion left me cluless as to your intended meaning.

you see, i grew up in the philippines, amongst a semi-cult, so I am rather culturally inept.

what I am trying to say, in my convoluted way, is that I do not understand this reference to the "ol soap and chili bar". i suppose i could google this phrase of yours. i suppose i could.

Cool As Ice Cream
01-28-2015, 09:28 AM
don't google it. it's a trap!

Mals Marola
01-28-2015, 11:25 AM
do they not have plentiful helpings of soap & chili in the phillipine jails

well i never!

FoolofaTook
01-28-2015, 01:13 PM
fool i was not incarcerated growing up as a child in the jungles of southeast asia

fool

FoolofaTook
01-28-2015, 01:14 PM
damn you stupid

Mals Marola
01-28-2015, 02:54 PM
you're the one talking about the philippines, buddy

FoolofaTook
01-29-2015, 07:17 AM
i have no idea what the fuck is going on

Cool As Ice Cream
01-29-2015, 07:20 AM
do you also want to hug billy?

Cool As Ice Cream
01-29-2015, 07:27 AM
I remember my second semester in college I made friends with a musician who became a fixture in my life for the next several years. We played togeather all the time; and I suggested playing Pumpkins covers but at first he just wasn't a fan of yours.
After I introduced him to the song "To Forgive" as the song I really wanted to cover; he became very accepting of your genius, hahaha. I remember just setting and listening to it (we both just learn things by ear) and after about the 5th time threw we just forgot about covering it and he left the room and I set alone for a while. Later that day, we both decided that Pumpkins songs were too holy to cover.
^ i like how that musician friend found a way to avoid playing pumpkins covers without hurting larking london's feelings.

SensibleChuckle
01-29-2015, 09:12 PM
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Ya, he's fat, but that was the first time I ever made it through Widow Wake My Mind, so.....

edit - watched more, he's pretty dece on the bass

toase
01-29-2015, 09:19 PM
Yep

Ram27
01-29-2015, 09:46 PM
That's really good.

0:45 though

ButtHash
01-29-2015, 09:54 PM
Absolutely nothing happens at 0:45.

SensibleChuckle
01-29-2015, 10:07 PM
Absolutely nothing happens at 0:45.


Agreed

slunken
01-31-2015, 10:04 AM
looks like the dad from mad magazine's "lighter side"

Poots
01-31-2015, 11:51 AM
That dude is fucking ripped. Would.

Kahlo
02-01-2015, 09:51 AM
That dude is fucking ripped. Would.

Not only do I hate Larkin's poetry, but that drawing just took me to a new level of 'jesus fuck'

ps: At first I thought it was eric morecambe



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fuzzyroes
02-02-2015, 04:34 AM
The guy has no idea what he's doing during the WWMM chorus.

fuzzyroes
02-02-2015, 04:35 AM
Just fumbling along outta key, tryin' to fake it.

Cool As Ice Cream
02-02-2015, 05:24 AM
get the fuck out of my thread, fuzzytard.

reprise85
12-07-2016, 11:32 AM
ITT people are mean

Mals Marola
12-07-2016, 01:16 PM
Larkin London... will you bare my children

Cool As Ice Cream
12-07-2016, 01:24 PM
i looked him up on facebook and he has a beard now
still playing bass

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i bet he's really embarrassed about that letter to belly now

Cool As Ice Cream
12-07-2016, 01:26 PM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/S0ZKOk5_G7g" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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"Singer-Songwriter from the foothills of NC"

Run To Me
12-07-2016, 02:26 PM
So weird seeing people's fuckn blankies on they beds n sht in these vids

Whole thing weirdos me out somethin fierce

Run To Me
12-07-2016, 02:27 PM
Just think that's the blankie he's snuggin with in the deeps of the nights

And we all saw it

ohnoitsbonnie
12-07-2016, 02:55 PM
I dunno, west nc is replete with natural beauty

FoolofaTook
12-07-2016, 08:50 PM
Lol ur mom is replete qith a natural booty.

qwerty sp
12-07-2016, 09:45 PM
Those comments are getting old tookster

FoolofaTook
12-07-2016, 10:33 PM
They got old a long, long time ago, friend.

qwerty sp
12-07-2016, 11:17 PM
Imagine you met the exalted Yeshua in a glorious fever dream and he leads you into a blue yurt. Would you make obscene comments about the blessed mother? I doubt it, rather you would weep and glean the secrets of unlimited glory

qwerty sp
12-07-2016, 11:19 PM
The madonna is Mary star of the sea

fuzzyroes
12-07-2016, 11:26 PM
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"Singer-Songwriter from the foothills of NC"

Looks like Larks lost some weight and decided to go with a trendier appearance.

Good for him

Cool As Ice Cream
12-08-2016, 06:10 AM
trendy? wtf?

Cool As Ice Cream
12-08-2016, 06:10 AM
^
get the fuck out of my thread, fuzzytard.

FoolofaTook
12-08-2016, 07:04 AM
A blue yurt lol

kubla kahns yurt was MASSIVE. when he'd travel the whole fucking court would go with him.. like herds and shit yo

qwerty sp
12-08-2016, 09:32 PM
A blue yurt lol

kubla kahns yurt was MASSIVE. when he'd travel the whole fucking court would go with him.. like herds and shit yo

Well he was a great man. It's on record that Siamese Dream was his favourite album when he was growing up on the steppe

fuzzyroes
12-08-2016, 09:42 PM
trendy? wtf?

He's got miley cyrus hair dyed green now - definitely a trendy step-up from his signature buzz-cut

Anthony_Kiedis
12-08-2016, 09:45 PM
I inherited my father's insatiable desire to meet all the beautiful girls in the world.

Cool As Ice Cream
12-09-2016, 01:15 AM
i believe the green hair is an older video.
what makes you think that's what he looks like now? (or shouldn't i be asking you questions about "thinking"?)

FoolofaTook
12-09-2016, 04:25 PM
it's ok. he is capable of sustained cerebral activity ever since he gave up going "under the bridge" and quit the "Hey-o, Yay-o"

Disco King
12-09-2016, 04:57 PM
Lol I'm pretty sure that I wrote an embarrassing letter to Corgan in my early O-Board days. Thank god all evidence is nuked.

I think I vaguely remember London, as well. He was my Reddit-tier atheist buddy. We would make threads on the philosophy forum about how we're atheists. And then one person pulled up a picture of him and was like "haha no wonder you're a militant atheist, ur fat, now I feel sorry for you." I can't remember who that was, though. Must'd been a #triggered Christian we p0wned with logic + science.

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/2007scape/images/0/06/Fedora_detail.png/revision/latest?cb=20141009205017

ohnoitsbonnie
12-09-2016, 04:57 PM
I like the blue hair

FoolofaTook
12-09-2016, 05:00 PM
Lol disco king

FoolofaTook
12-09-2016, 05:01 PM
I shaved my head and wore a zero shirt and learn to play ruby on electric

so you and mr london are quite alright in comparison to my bottom feederness

fuzzyroes
12-09-2016, 09:17 PM
I thought Billy was cool and was all about the zero shirt until he shaved his head bald... Then it was kinda like .... wtf?.... bald egg head?

Then I bought the zero shirt like 15 years later cause I thought it was cool to rep it again... Then he consequently fired Jimmy and hired Byrne and then I felt kinda lame wearing it but cool enough cause I was clearly repping the pre-teagarden shit.

crabshack
12-10-2016, 01:19 AM
I thought Billy was cool and was all about the zero shirt until he shaved his head bald... Then it was kinda like .... wtf?.... bald egg head?

When did you see Billy with the zero shirt and hair? That was an incredibly short period of time.

qwerty sp
12-12-2016, 01:40 AM
wow you guys are old

yep

FoolofaTook
12-12-2016, 09:06 AM
No not old.

But alas not young either. :(

Funbags
12-12-2016, 03:06 PM
I am Sir Mick Jagger.

qwerty sp
12-12-2016, 03:47 PM
When did you see Billy with the zero shirt and hair? That was an incredibly short period of time.

It was also the apex for the band

FoolofaTook
12-12-2016, 04:34 PM
Nope. that was the mcis tour.

i have spoken.

fuzzyroes
12-14-2016, 09:50 PM
When did you see Billy with the zero shirt and hair? That was an incredibly short period of time.

well in the pre-internet ages all i had to gauge it from was by the Bullet video and then the shirt subsequently turned up in all the rock-tee stores. And it seemed like I didn't realize till later on that he wore the shirt on the entire tour.

fuzzyroes
12-14-2016, 09:53 PM
No not old.

But alas not young either. :(

^ This man speaks the truth. I just turned 30 and its' weird- each year just rolls a little closer to 40. I'm already getting grey hair sprouting all over my temples.

fuzzyroes
12-14-2016, 09:54 PM
I'll be 31 in April... Gowwwwwwwwwwww I'm far too unaccomplished and lacking in life experience to be growing so old

fuzzyroes
12-14-2016, 09:55 PM
the nigmare lives on

qwerty sp
12-14-2016, 10:18 PM
Nope. that was the mcis tour.

i have spoken.

Nope. They lost their drummer, JM died as did a concert fan in Ireland. they were the biggest band in the world but all turned into a disaster