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june_soma
01-16-2010, 05:39 PM
Could I beeee more depressed?

Jessica Simpson to Marry Billy Corgan (http://www.transworldnews.com/NewsStory.aspx?id=157848&cat=2)

Sorry we need a new thread to adress this atrocity, the one we had was just about dating.

Catherine Wheel
01-16-2010, 05:47 PM
Billy has officially hit rock bottom as far as integrity.

Araneae
01-16-2010, 05:51 PM
That's garbage. They're just regurgitating a ridiculous rumor that was being spread by Showbiz Spy: JESSICA SIMPSON AND BILLY CORGAN TO GET WED? | Showbiz Spy - celebrity news, rumors & gossip (http://www.showbizspy.com/article/197853/jessica-simpson-and-billy-corgan-to-get-wed.html)

A quote from the showbiz comments that best describes this latest crap: "This is the dumbest rumor yet. Way to copy and paste month-old comments to make up a story. Apparently Showbiz Spy was so desperate to create their own story that they did not know about them splitting up. They are friends, and he is helping her with her new song."

It's all garbage, everyone is just trying to milk it and get publicity for their own rag.

dustrock
01-16-2010, 05:52 PM
well, you're right that it's all garbage, at any rate.

june_soma
01-16-2010, 06:00 PM
That's garbage. They're just regurgitating a ridiculous rumor that was being spread by Showbiz Spy: JESSICA SIMPSON AND BILLY CORGAN TO GET WED? | Showbiz Spy - celebrity news, rumors & gossip (http://www.showbizspy.com/article/197853/jessica-simpson-and-billy-corgan-to-get-wed.html)

A quote from the showbiz comments that best describes this latest crap: "This is the dumbest rumor yet. Way to copy and paste month-old comments to make up a story. Apparently Showbiz Spy was so desperate to create their own story that they did not know about them splitting up. They are friends, and he is helping her with her new song."

It's all garbage, everyone is just trying to milk it and get publicity for their own rag.

You have no idea (like me) what's true or not. I think this calls for a good old fashioned freak out. Come on now, let's freak out about this. At least until Bolly buys a monkey and names it Bibbles, or something.

Catherine Wheel
01-16-2010, 06:25 PM
Billy's mid-life crisis consists of shacking up with a girl that is young enough to be his daughter and preaching new age bullshit on a website.

RenewRevive
01-16-2010, 06:39 PM
Could I beeee more depressed?

Jessica Simpson to Marry Billy Corgan (http://www.transworldnews.com/NewsStory.aspx?id=157848&cat=2)

Sorry we need a new thread to adress this atrocity, the one we had was just about dating.

chin up june_soma

just blink 3 times and all this will go away just like the metro dvd

SPLATTER
01-16-2010, 07:02 PM
damn, no wonder he's been too busy to update his spirtual blog in a month... i'm just lost without it.

Springbridge
01-16-2010, 07:48 PM
Not sure how reliable this source is, but grats to the newlyweds! The sooner they get married, the sooner they will get divorced, Billy becoming miserable, then the sooner his music will sound better.

28if
01-16-2010, 08:32 PM
also from transworldnews.com:

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The Melty Man
01-17-2010, 12:49 AM
I will take one moment to buy into this hypothetical gossip bullshit and say:

"OMG BILL WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!! why not just marry Britney lol....."

Floppy Nono
01-17-2010, 03:08 AM
since when can billy corgan commit to something?:think:

Spaldz
01-17-2010, 07:17 AM
since when can billy corgan commit to something?:think:

Ahahaha. :rofl:

brendo_91
01-17-2010, 07:54 AM
well hang on. the proposal is where this will fall apart.

first he'll announce to her that he has an announcement.

brendo_91
01-17-2010, 07:55 AM
then, he'll hype up the announcement.

brendo_91
01-17-2010, 07:55 AM
then, he'll announce that over the next 10 weeks, he'll reveal a word at a time of the announcement.

brendo_91
01-17-2010, 07:56 AM
jessica
simpson,
i'm
asking
you
if
you
will
marry
me?

however... billy will only get to... say... "i'm".

Pop Tart
01-17-2010, 09:07 AM
I love this thread. When I grow up I want to marry it.

Pretty pathetic...epecially considering most of you hate him anyway.
^
That sounds like something Billy would say. Oh, woe is me. All my fans hate me. Could it be because I built myself up as a credible, talented person when in actual fact I'm fame whore mongering whiny little bitch? :cry:

The sooner they get married, the sooner they will get divorced....
That's a point. Has Billy ever stopped whining about how much he had to fork over to Chris Fabian? I think he's probably a bit marriage-shy. Unless he marries someone with more cash than him (ie. practically anyone not living on skid row, according to his propaganda), and gets an iron-clad pre-nup.

Meanwhile, I can't wait for Courtney's rant about this, God love her.

muzzled4life
01-17-2010, 09:39 AM
Good for Billy Corgan. I'm happy for him if he's found something good in his life, not matter how long or short the relationship lasts for.

Cool As Ice Cream
01-17-2010, 11:46 AM
tell us more, flspnut!

CrabbMan
01-17-2010, 12:23 PM
It is a fact that the majority of the people in here don't like Billy. Simple. The dude that started the thread...doesn't like Billy. Simple. The dude said "could I be more depressed," about Billy and Jessica. His emotional status is that he can not be more depressed for a person who he doesn't like, marrying Jessica Simpson, is a VERY PATHETIC thing to say.

Sorry if I'm misinterpreting what you said, and it was just sarcastic.
But I'm pretty sure the vast majority of people posting here absolutely love Billy Corgan, as much one can love a person they don't know. Maybe I misinterpret all the criticism, but I think it is because people here feel deeply invested in Billy Corgan, and feel this is a place to express their feelings/concerns/compliments/criticism/et ceras so that others may thoughtfully respond, in agreement, disagreement, or good ol' mockery.

I'm not gonna start a poll, but who here really doesn't like Billy? Who here genuinely wishes ill upon him?

Catherine Wheel
01-17-2010, 01:12 PM
I'm in between. Don't really like the guy that much anymore but don't want bad things to happen to him. I think it is possible for there to be middle ground like that.

Caine Walker
01-17-2010, 01:16 PM
junesoma is pretty into billy.

T&T
01-17-2010, 01:27 PM
not a fan of the music
a fan of the man.



:trout:

chris1979
01-17-2010, 03:33 PM
I don't see the problem, she is hot... plus don't forget Billy is religious now, so probably no premarital sex anymore ;)

reprise85
01-17-2010, 04:36 PM
pretty sure billy has marathon sex with any pretty woman who is interested at this point

Gish08
01-17-2010, 04:46 PM
Billy is at a point in his life where he should just walk away from the music. He's making a fool out of himself. Marry Jessica Simpson, disappear, and have a nice life. The 20+ years of awesome music will never be forgotten, but I think it's finally safe to say Corgan is done.

june_soma
01-17-2010, 06:12 PM
Could you be more depressed? Are you really that invested emotionally in Billy's life? Pretty pathetic statement. Then I see most of you pile on. Pretty pathetic...epecially considering most of you hate him anyway.

You took the time to point out that I'm pathetic. I think the egg is on your face. I'm just saying...

june_soma
01-17-2010, 06:16 PM
And YES, I am the emptionally invested in Billy. I f I was not, I've been wasting my time here being a smart ass. But I don't roll like that, I actually love Billy and his songs.

Floppy Nono
01-17-2010, 06:43 PM
the thought of billy corgans next misadventure is honestly the only thing i live for

june_soma
01-18-2010, 05:21 AM
[QUOTE=Pop Tart;3592177]The dude that started the thread...doesn't like Billy.

I'm not a dude! My wee-wee goes inwards. Just wanted to clear that up.

Machinist
01-18-2010, 06:52 AM
I'm saddened you still haven't had your way with him.

I mean Tila Tequila and Jessica Simpson?

You must be dying inside.

augustreverie
01-18-2010, 10:00 AM
since when can billy corgan commit to something?:think:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Ugly
01-18-2010, 05:41 PM
Where's the gat-damn "if they mated" picture?

Floppy Nono
01-18-2010, 05:50 PM
Where's the gat-damn "if they mated" picture?

http://contexts.org/socimages/files/2008/10/kirsten_dunst.jpg

Ugly
01-18-2010, 06:03 PM
ba-dump-dum-ching.

june_soma
01-18-2010, 06:19 PM
I'm saddened you still haven't had your way with him.

I mean Tila Tequila and Jessica Simpson?

You must be dying inside.

Oh yes, woe is me. And kudos to Floppy for the Kirsten Dunst photo, it's not THAT farfetched really. Pretty, blonde and blueeyed, just the way Hitler intended.

Floppy Nono
01-18-2010, 10:54 PM
she's got daddy's teeth

killtrocity
01-19-2010, 11:04 PM
http://forums.netphoria.org/attachments/smashing-pumpkins-billy-corgan-discussion/33881d1263726072-billy-corgan-4-trending-now-topic-yahoo-com-pig.jpg

croPUMPKINS
01-22-2010, 08:25 PM
damn, no wonder he's been too busy to update his spirtual blog in a month... i'm just lost without it.



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