It was glorious. I felt refreshed for hours. It was like a foot and a half long and about an inch across and it didn't break off either it was just one long rope of poo. It was incredible. If only I had a camera, i would have taken a picture and posted it in every thread i don't like.

every poo since then has been that kind of loose feces that's not quite diarrhea but totally loose and gross though, i did get drunk last night so that might be part of the problem.

The dreaded Beer shits!

I had a few pints of Guinness last night, so had the accompanying black shits this morning.

the last five years of my grandmother's life she would fart pretty much constantly. every time she moved at least. loud ones, but not terribly smelly.

poor grandma

i don't think she noticed

There was a period of three days last week where I shit water nonstop. It was awesome aside from the horrible stomach cramps.

how is shitting water awesome

what is awesoem is shitting a foot and a half of log unbroken

with those kinda shits you only really need one wipe

because if it's loose or watery it gets all over your arse and you're in there for half an hour wiping it all off

like when you take a shit a foot and a half long that's just this one huge piece of turdbread you just sit on the can for a half an hour feeling relieved and, in my case, proud of myself for some reason

healthy stools is a great sign of good health

Rolling 'shits recently taken' thread

with pictures

this thread is going to go far.