i've come to a decision in my life after watching last night's THE OFFICE

I WANT TO FUCK ELLIE KEMPER IN ALL OF HER HOLES, POSSIBLY MAKE NEW ONES ON HER AND FUCK HER IN THOSE HOLES TOO.

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look at that filthy fucking slut. i want her on her back sucking a horses cock while i penetrate her unwiped asshole and try to get all of my fingers in her tight little white girl's pussy. AND I'M GOING TO WEAR THOSE YELLOW DISHWASHER GLOVES WHILE I DO IT. she is going to scream so loud the neighbors three floors up are going to call the cops and when those pigs arrive, i'm going to give them all a chance to bang her while i smoke a couple of joints and watch it all happen while i beat my meat.

that's right, I'M GOING TO SHOW THE LITTLE TART WHAT IT MEANS TO LOVE

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i would also enjoy doing some of those things to her

just look at her. i'm going to make that whore step on my balls with those heels while i do my best steve perry impression.

Just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train going anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train going anywhere

A singer in a smokey room
The smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on

(Chorus)
Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night
Streetlight people
Living just to find emotion
Hiding, somewhere in the night

Working hard to get my fill
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin' anything to roll the dice
Just one more time
Some will win, some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

(Chorus)
Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night
Streetlight people
Living just to find emotion
Hiding, somewhere in the night

Don't stop believin'
Hold on to the feelin'
Streetlight people
woahhh, woahhhh

Don't stop believin'
Hold on...
Streetlight people
Ohhh, woahhhh
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlight people

i'm going to make that bitch come so hard she's going to puke, shit and piss herself all at the same time.

and then i'm going to make her eat it.

my stone hard boner would rip right through her superhero outfit

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i'd slap her ass so hard it would leave scars

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I WOULD RIP THAT SHIRT OPEN AND GIVE MOMMY'S TITS A TONGUE BATH

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I do declare!

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thanks i was trying to find that

i think i'm already over her though. i'm pretty sober right now and i'm not in one of those fuck/kill moods that overtake me after 3 bottles of dry white wine.