:confused:

byron. seriously.

well, i would

~£610

Hmmmm. Maybe if it was a nice cock, and the owner threw some sweets into the bargain.

!!! fuck yeah i would

sure

cut or uncut

As long as it hadn't just been up my ass..

to anyone who says yes that's not gay

would you suck a cock for $900?

sure

id like to know what its like, dont know if i could finish tho

sure

yeah but you are gay so that doesn't count yeah or are you back to not being gay or some mysterious gray inbetween

oh sorry i honestly misunderstood however i dont think my sexuality plays a role in sucking a cock for 900 dollars

well you'd suck a nice cock for free right?

i was just about to post i would not suck a cock for free

ive always wanted to touch another guys dick

its not even a sexual thing i just think it would be interesting

like driving on the other side of the road

i was just about to post i would not suck a cock for free

what if you loved him

what if you loved him

probably

i guess you're a pitcher then eh

stupid question

YOU'RE STUPID

hey lets not get sidetracked. Lets get back to sucking dicks for money here

i would only suck a cock for $783,213.22 no more no less

thats one expensive dick suck

i would only suck a cock for $783,213.22 no more no less
you wouldnt suck a cock for more?

no it has to be exactly that sum

and a carnival ticket

i guess you're a pitcher then eh

i just want to care about my sexual partner.

but yea pitching all the way

If I were single, yes.


to anyone who says yes that's not gay

would you suck a cock for $900?

950 and you got yourself a sucked cock, buddy.

I love how there is one no: Charmbag.


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

:nooooo:

Hey Charmbag. C'mere a minute.

charmbag is a feminist

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are you guys that poor or that bad at sucking cock?

ive always wanted to touch another guys dick

its not even a sexual thing i just think it would be interesting

like driving on the other side of the road


thanks for this.

are you guys that poor or that bad at sucking cock?

NEITHER

if i could thoroughly clean it, if i never had to see it again, and if my boyfriend said it was okay. and then if after all of this happened, if i could give it a final once over and decide to pass if that's how i felt.


if all these stars aligned, i'd do it for 1k 5x a day.

del

typical chicago broad.

del

del

you're a nut case

i guess it would depend on the cock.

you're a nut case

post of the year

my cock

we can get a cock sucking pyramid scheme going

i'm going to have to pass on your cock

are you guys that poor or that bad at sucking cock?

This is pretty awesome coming from a Brazilian bulldyke.

if i could thoroughly clean it, if i never had to see it again, and if my boyfriend said it was okay. and then if after all of this happened, if i could give it a final once over and decide to pass if that's how i felt.


if all these stars aligned, i'd do it for 1k 5x a day.
I think we'd all do it in that situation. how can you lose?!
we can get a cock sucking pyramid scheme going

I feel bad for the people at the bottom of that cum guzzling pyramid.

where's the "i've done it for free" option?

Just vote yes and get busy already; I'm not paying you to talk.

Just vote yes and get busy already; I'm not paying you to talk.

you are very dominant are you on alt.com? should we be digging up your back yard?

where's the "i've done it for free" option?

where's the "I'd pay $1000 to watch D. suck a dick for free" thread?

you are very dominant are you on alt.com?

No.
should we be digging up your back yard?

Yes.

This is pretty awesome coming from a Brazilian bulldyke.

mmm yes. whatever turns you on.

except that im not really brazilian or a dyke.

but keep your fantasies.

you know, like that one in which you're funny.

brendo_91, Charmbag, Cool As Ice Cream, Future Boy, kelsome, Mayfuck, Nimrod's Son, ohnoitsbonnie, Ol' Couch Ass, ravenguy2000, TheMilstead, threetwooneZERO, vanilla, wHATcOLOR, yo soy el mejor

Where is the love guys?

del

I'm not posting in this piece of garbage thread

mmm yes. whatever turns you on.

except that im not really brazilian or a dyke.

but keep your fantasies.

you know, like that one in which you're funny.

dr.benway, second grader.

dr.benway, second grader.

dr. benway, really fucking lame

xx.

i love it when feelings are mutual.

brb, gonna take some dark photos of my girlfriend to post and get other guys approval.

RACIST!!!

shhh club lights.

She and her friend took those pics, and she sent them to me. CHECK AND MATE BENGAY.

Also she's infinity times hotter than you are, which is why you're mad.

tell 'em, nicholas!

looks like someone is in denial about being brazilian

And another thing- What's the deal with airline food?!

not htat i blame you

Yeah, if I were from Brazil I'd tell everyone I'm from French Guiana.

looks like someone is in denial about being brazilian

i am not brazilian techically but I live in Brazil. wow who would have thought.

this whole american ignorant act is getting really old, sigh.

sigh

I'm not a Native American.

But at least I'm not a damn Brazilian.

She and her friend took those pics, and she sent them to me. CHECK AND MATE BENGAY.

Also she's infinity times hotter than you are, which is why you're mad.

lol.

yes, makes the whole difference who takes the pictures.

come on guys, tell me shes hot, i need more reassurance.

the first thing i thought tho was "is she brazilian or south american?" because that kind of hair is very common here.

and yes she is very pretty, but not very lucky with men poor thing.

It does make me feel like a big man that my girlfriend is hot, thank you.

But at least I'm not a damn Brazilian.

do you really think that is funny?

i shouldn't even be bothered to reply but you don't see how that makes you look like a total ignorant idiot who can't come up with anything better to say?

South American? She's got a Jewfro.

It does make me feel like a big man that my girlfriend is hot, thank you.

do you really need to other guys to tell you that to feel that way?

hey guys rate my girlfriend.

but nevermind, if she's ok with that then you are perfect for each other.

best wishes.

Well technically I have bulldykes telling me that.

Also I hope one day Jesus cures your sexual deviance.

South American? She's got a Jewfro.

oh right, i forgot to say that south america is just as diverse ethnically as the us, but i sort of assume that anyone with the slighest clue would know.

"jew" and "african" are not interchangeable just because they both have curly hair

oh right, i forgot to say that south america is just as diverse ethnically as the us, but i sort of assume that anyone with the slighest clue would know.

I highly doubt South America has Canadians.

sigh

.

can you all stop talking to dr benway

Well technically I have bulldykes telling me that.

so you have a problem with different nationalities as well as different sexual orientations? this whole throwing discriminatory terms kind of funny has to be done in a different way.

you know, that way that makes you sound like you're actually being controversial and witty rather than someone who hasn't used a passport more than twice.

but nevermind my advice, your audience probably wouldn't understand.

pat yourself on the back for me.

however i tend to prefer a more sophisticated kind of humour in tard wars.

sadly i am very suspicious of men who are comfortable with being gratuitously insulting towards women, they tend to be cunts.

and even if i was a bulldyke like you say, it wouldn't make it you less of a pussy.

I highly doubt South America has Canadians.

funny because one of my best friends is.

jesus christ

"jew" and "african" are not interchangeable just because they both have curly hair

well i have curly hair too and im none.

looks like someone is in denial about being an african

i'd be very proud to claim that however my family moved here in the 70s.

im not really a texan, i was just born and raised here

good for you.

i like to say that I am brazilian, but technically that is not my nationality.

not that it matters at all or that anyone could use that as an insult.

you have to be really fucking lame to think a nationality can be used as an insult.

ur the 1 putting brazilianism down

i would b proud 2 b considered a brazil

I am.

But I am also proud of my background.

classic case in the american continent which ultimately means = it doesn't matter at all.

people who have one nationality, grow up living in the same country and their families culture do not clash with the one they are in can easily identify and classify themselves as one thing. but it can be a little bit more confusing for the rest of us.

i have been living in a place where everyone is from a different background or nationality so i learnt not to care one bit.

ethnology 2.0

exactly so the whole point is.

using a nationality as an attempt to insult is stupid.

so logically, whoever does it...

I do it for free every night.

=P

over a page of stupid rambling with dr.benway ending in ella talking about loving to suck dick.
this thread is golden.

i know right

now lets get back to sucking dicks

exactly so the whole point is.

using a nationality as an attempt to insult is stupid.

so logically, whoever does it...


this whole american ignorant act is getting really old, sigh.

:think:

come to the netphoria chat and i'll tell you all about my latest adventures sweetie

i change my mind -_-

why?

is the idea of it just leaving a bad taste in your mouth?

i don't want to be a whore !!

over a page of stupid rambling with dr.benway ending in ella talking about loving to suck dick.


thank you for answering my question before i asked it.

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It does make a big man that my girlfriend is hot, thank you.

i get this too.

do you really need to other guys to tell you that to feel that way?

hey guys rate my girlfriend.

but nevermind, if she's ok with that then you are perfect for each other.

best wishes.

i do it so that julio can rate my ladies fashion sense, especially dresses she wears to themed parties. He is very good at reading between the lines, our julio.
I guess that is why I love him.

We should get together some time in South Africa with our hot girlfriends and just high-five each other for hours and hours.

????

normally whores dont suck because condoms dont taste good. ive heard.

^Not invited to South Africa. You can stay in crappy Brazil, wallowing in poverty and disease.

can i go to s. africa. i dont have a gf but i enjoy highfives.

You are welcome to our leftover high-fives. I'm sure there will be many.

my boyfriend tells me that right handed high fives are the precious ones :)

You're boyfriend sounds like a fag. I should suck his sonofabitch cock and show him what's what!

it's all in good fun, no need to get nuts here

Oh I'll be getting nuts, shannon. I'll be getting nuts.

^Not invited to South Africa. You can stay in crappy Brazil, wallowing in poverty and disease.

i am not sure if it's rude or mean to point out to your lack of creativity because it could be pathological.

nowadays the internet tards with wit and finesse are hard to find but ill remain optimistic.

over a page of stupid rambling with dr.benway ending in ella talking about loving to suck dick.
this thread is golden.

yeah plus she's sucking the dick of a 40 year old black dude who she just met and then immediately moved in with to take care of his kids so she doesn't have to grow up and find her own path in life

40 year old black dude. can't be that easy.

:apopcorn:

just getting ready, don't mind me

did that come out wrong? i just meant, supposedly gag reflex.
everynight. hard working too.

gag reflex, hard working what

even tho i personally havent seen consistant evidence that black cock is really that much bigger.

but she said she was doing it for free. if shes getting free housing, not exactly free.

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If I had $1000, I'd definitely suck someone's cock.

Such presumptions from nimrod

:apopcorn:

where the fuck are you guys getting this popcorn?

It's hard to find... but it's there...it took my eyes a few seconds to find it this time though.

;]

where the fuck are you guys getting this popcorn?

Poll: Poll: Poll: would you suck pakula's cock for popcorn?

Would you suck Pakula's cock in lieu of a donation?

yeah plus she's sucking the dick of a 40 year old black dude who she just met and then immediately moved in with to take care of his kids so she doesn't have to grow up and find her own path in life

what does him being black have anything to do with it

del

this board has become so fucking cliche

maybe i should just flip the switch and become a born again muslim

Nothing's more cliche than complaining about how much better the boards used to be

Just sayin'

we don't have quality posters here . . .

Rare footage of ella and I'm Hardcore

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what does him being black have anything to do with it

I just want to clarify that when I said I'd suck a cock for 1000 dollars, that means white cocks only.

what does him being black have anything to do with it
it's part of nimrod's imagined downward spiral of ill-repute.

she not only has kids and has no direction in life, but she's shacking up with a dude ... A BLACK DUDE. :eek:

Rare footage of ella and I'm Hardcore

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i'm loaded at all times

i'm loaded at all times

Still love you
<3

Future Boy: wasting copious amounts of time since 1978

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Future Boy: wasting copious amounts of time since 1978

post about rep

post about rep

and here's another

There's probably only a page worth of talk about sucking dicks for money in this 4 page clunker


LAME!!!!!

and here's another

since 1977

carry on

your stupidity is in my way.

SORRY DAD

8=======D o_O

stop posting our private pics.

I thought it would be ok to post our wedding pics like ella :(

yeah i was watching you 2 suck each others mario e-dicxks for free in that other thread

fucking faggot

are black guys good in bed?

i wonder what french guys are like. i hear that they are a little reserved and boring.

what does him being black have anything to do with it

i was just passing along all of the information i had

also there was a time on this board that ella was a huge fucking racist about her sister dating a black dude so i find it kind of funny.

Such presumptions from nimrod

:apopcorn:

... and no denials.

I was never racist, you're so full of it Nimrod....you make it so hard to take anything you say seriously haha.

Starla I wouldn't know if black men are good in bed, but from what i've heard yes- they're probably just as awesome as men of any other race.

i am african and i'm <i>amazing</i> in bed.
i hope this helps bring some clarity to the situation.

i wonder what french guys are like. i hear that they are a little reserved and boring.

i hear they have the biggest wangs, tho.

I was never racist, you're so full of it Nimrod....you make it so hard to take anything you say seriously haha.



you were against the idea of your sister having a child with a black guy because you said the child would come out ugly and be teased and harrassed.

and you guys got racist from that?

I never said anything about him being unattractive because of his race, I said that around my area I was fairly sure that he would come up against racism during his life.

don't you think you should have been more concerned about them naming him Morrissey?

and you guys got racist from that?

it was her personal opinion that the baby would be ugly BECAUSE of the presence of black genes in the baby. how is that not racist, in this case, against bi racial people?

I submit that it in fact glorifies the African people, in a "black is beautiful" type way by wanting to keep their gene pool pure.

Bi racial people make me sick though. Fucking halfbreed babies are abominations.

Haha wow

i submit that there is nothing wrong with sucking a penis for money and that it is not meaningfully different to doing any other job that one might not prefer to perform but will out of necessity. do you think people want to work at mcdonald's? the only difference is that people are ridiculous about sex

Really the only difference is that the mouthful of cum arrives on a burger instead of directly through the shaft of a penis.

I just assumed McDonald's employees are entitled to discounted food though, and would thus eat there when possible.

it was her personal opinion that the baby would be ugly BECAUSE of the presence of black genes in the baby. how is that not racist, in this case, against bi racial people?

im not paying much attention here really, i couldve posted that anywhere.

But seriously would ella be sucking black cock if she were racist? I'm going to take her version of events here.

and you guys got racist from that?

i pos-repped this 'cause i thought it was a joke

It was. I think I shouldve italicized "that".

oh no, i think people should get it. i just got confused 'cause you didn't really correct mayfuck.




the joke is ruined now, sorry :(

But seriously would ella be sucking black cock if she were racist?

engaging in sex acts or being in a relationship with someone who isn't your ethnicity doesn't necessarily disqualify you from racism, i.e. asian fetishes, dudes who like seeing black men on white women porn, girl who parades her interracial relationship as some liberal-progressive badge of honor, etc

i wouldn't put it pass ella to conform to the very latter

hahahahaha

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Vi: Oh, but I... I can't... say that.
Mr. Scott: Say, "Ni...”
Vi: Ni...
Mr. Scott: "... gger."
Vi: ...gger.
Mr. Scott: Say, "Nigger."
Vi: Nigger.
Mr. Scott: "Fuck me hard."
Vi: Fuck... me... hard.

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Yeah you hit it right on the mark mayfuck... that's why I prefer black boners over any other boner and why I'm letting a black cock fuck me every night.

Black boners are great.

do ya wanna suck my dick ella

I'm letting a black cock fuck me every night.

tinwop

we should have a thread where people name the minimum dollar amount they would do this for

Yes, could make quite a bit of money.

i'm trying to think of an amount and i can't really come up with one.

$1,000: no
$10,000: no
$100,000: no
$1,000,000: no
$10,000,000: no
$100,000,000: maybe
$1,000,000,000: probably
$10,000,000,000: yes. with that amount of money you could definitely make a real difference in the world

look at mr "i don't want 10 million dollars" here, what are you a puritan or mr moneybags OR BOTH

i'm trying to think of an amount and i can't really come up with one.

$1,000: no
$10,000: no
$100,000: no
$1,000,000: no
$10,000,000: no
$100,000,000: maybe
$1,000,000,000: probably
$10,000,000,000: yes. with that amount of money you could definitely make a real difference in the world

But could you handle the shame?

for ten billion i could justify it because i could help so many people. for ten million, i would be ridiculed by friends and associates who've made more than that via legit business, meanwhile the impact you could make (in terms of number of people positively impacted) would not be very remarkable

i'd just help myself to ten billion dollars

first thing i'd do is fill an olympic size swimming pool with chocolate pudding sos i can get some bitches to swim around in it while i wank it

how come olympic sized?

that's the biggest

also i could then pay michael phelps to try and swim freestyle in it

and then smoke him out with my mountain of weed

You could also shit in it and nobody would know.

good idea!

oh they would know, they always know

WHO THE FUCK WOULD PAY TEN BILLION DOLLARS FOR A BLOWJOB.

A billionaire with a truly revolting cock.

yeah plus she's sucking the dick of a 40 year old black dude who she just met and then immediately moved in with to take care of his kids so she doesn't have to grow up and find her own path in life

:hurl:

lol

no.

ella why is your avatar an asshole?

really depends on the cock doesn't it.

19 to 19, close poll

did you mean "close" or "close"?

"close"

fuck yeah for not sucking cocks!

we win!

o
7___o
\....<

ella why is your avatar an asshole?

I don't remember, someone gave it to me to use, maybe ******. John B*NSOR

When did ****** become asterisks?

"close"

that's what i figured

hang on a minute....

cork soaker?

cork soaker

oh dear.

you all knew that didnt you... I thought it was a super soaker reference...

:0

yeah it was a skit on SNL with horatio saenz

Aw man, the other day i realised i'd been pronouncing impasse wrong my whole life.

impassay is wrong...

shit you know!

it's not wrong if you're american, which now reminds me of the IT crowd:

"Peter File. That's unfortunate. Perhaps you can move to America*, they say ped-o-phile over there!"

*You guys often say Americer, which I don't understand. Chiner too, what the fuck is up with that huh????

i'm trying to think of an amount and i can't really come up with one.

$1,000: no
$10,000: no
$100,000: no
$1,000,000: no
$10,000,000: no
$100,000,000: maybe
$1,000,000,000: probably
$10,000,000,000: yes. with that amount of money you could definitely make a real difference in the world

I seriously doubt that you would turn down $1,000,000. or even $100,000 tbh.

I can't see turning down 1k or 10k either but, you know

no... it's a dick in our mouth dude, we aren't gay dudes.

other people's dicks are terrible, terrible things

no... it's a dick in our mouth dude, we aren't gay dudes.

it's a million fucking dollars. i'd go down on a chick for that. are you kidding

none of you would turn down a million dollars. none. that is total bs.

you seriously think most straight guys would suck a dick for 1K? lmfao maybe in your homo erotic fantasies!

no, i meant to imply that i can't see turning that down BUT THAT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE I'M GAY

i'd pay him a million dollars :)

a mirron dorrar. I wonda....

i'd have to be offered it...before i say anything. i can still myself on my knees with this guy's big purple uncircumcised horror waving in my face with a million dollar check balanced on the end of it and me welshing and getting the fuck out of there.

SUCK SATAN'S COCK! SUCK THAT BLACK JISM DOWN!

not to be crude but i'd s a d for free over doing it for $1,000.

i dont want to prostitute myself or nothin'.

still in oak cliff?

no. i havent lived in oak cliff since i was 17.

I don't remember, someone gave it to me to use, maybe ******. John B*NSOR

When did ****** become asterisks?

It's a drawing of an asterisk/asshole by Kurt Vonnegut. I have a signed print of this, because I'm an idiot.

Also seems like **** is the only person in this thread with class. I never thought I'd say that.

would you give me the money if i were to invest it iin anti-lgbt campaigns

a dick in our mouth

multiple mouths

our collective mouth

our gaping maw

maw

maw
maw
maw
maw
maw
maw
maw
maw
maw
maw
maw
maw
maw
maw
maw
maw

Yer maw's gaping maw

this is the gay agenda i keep hearing about isn't it. putting dicks in people's mouths.

Over a year later and I stand by my decision.

ella i asked you a question.

I don't remember, someone gave it to me to use, maybe ******. John B*NSOR

When did ****** become asterisks?

Here's my answer...

Thaniel Buckner gave it to me iirc.

That's all I remember, it was awhile ago. I had the Silversurfer avatar before it...I just needed a change.

So you went for an asshole?

I only clicked on this thread to see Kahlo's answer but it seems he is dodging the question :(

Did you ask me a question? I can't be arsed going back through the read to find it.

WOULD YOU SUCK A DICK FOR $1000?

he said no, yo.

Can people from Texas not understand how to read a poll?
I'm just kidding, it's just you who is dumb.