View Full Version : how big is your dad's dick


Order 66
10-21-2009, 11:57 AM
please notify if your vote counts as erect or unerect

Dogfighter28
10-21-2009, 11:59 AM
I voted based on what mine is. I also assume you meant inches and not feet. Erect.

YSEM
10-21-2009, 12:00 PM
oooh my god

D.
10-21-2009, 12:26 PM
i made an educated guess since i've never seen it when it wasn't in my mouth.

Ol' Couch Ass
10-21-2009, 12:37 PM
This thread is edgy.

Mo
10-21-2009, 12:52 PM
I honestely don't think that's something I want to know.

Order 66
10-21-2009, 01:06 PM
why not?

publius clodius
10-21-2009, 01:16 PM
you've never seen your dad's dick? what kind of narrow-minded antiquated catholic upbringing would that be

oh right you're austrian

Mo
10-21-2009, 01:17 PM
you've never seen your dad's dick? what kind of narrow-minded antiquated catholic upbringing would that be

oh right you're austrian

Ha ha haha.
Sure I've seen it, but I wouldn't know how big it is. Especially not erect. Or in inches.
Jesus.

Order 66
10-21-2009, 01:20 PM
damn dude i feel sorry for you

Mo
10-21-2009, 01:43 PM
Thanks, man. I guess that's what a narrow-minded, antiquated Catholic upbringing does to you.

Dogfighter28
10-21-2009, 01:43 PM
post of the year ^

slunken
10-21-2009, 02:34 PM
wasn't there a comedian that did a bit about letting your kid see your dick so he/she will grow up thinking their dad has the biggest dick in the universe?

well, it happened to me

publius clodius
10-21-2009, 02:46 PM
<img src="http://theboxset.com/images/reviewcaptures/61capture_dave06.jpg">
<img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3217/2396278756_6d3b50f3a3.jpg?v=1207582321">
<img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3349/3659548403_3583423dab.jpg">
<img src="http://www.brookston.org/pix/this-big.jpg">
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Mayfuck
10-21-2009, 02:58 PM
The poll (pole) options are in feet http://forums.netphoria.org/photoalbum/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

Mo
10-21-2009, 03:07 PM
wasn't there a comedian that did a bit about letting your kid see your dick so he/she will grow up thinking their dad has the biggest dick in the universe?

well, it happened to me

I think that's from 30 Rock, AFAIR.

Mooney
10-21-2009, 03:26 PM
let's just say that it is big enough. :)

Ugly
10-21-2009, 08:15 PM
I don't remember, I was, like, 8 at the time.

Order 66
10-21-2009, 08:30 PM
sounds like it's time for Ugly and his pop to hit the showers and play catch-up

28if
10-21-2009, 08:47 PM
It is a running joke in my family that my father has an abnormally small dick.

Order 66
10-21-2009, 09:10 PM
nothing funny about not having a big dick dad!

Joe
10-21-2009, 11:36 PM
********* ** ******.

^ if i did not censor that entire sentence i would probally get banned.

scottytheoneand
01-26-2017, 09:09 PM
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crabshack
01-26-2017, 09:24 PM
facebook scotty strikes again

teh b0lly!!1
01-26-2017, 10:15 PM
lol i missed this thread when it was first posted but i lol'd

miss karl connor

D.
01-26-2017, 10:30 PM
^ trolling search function for dick ^

yo soy el mejor
01-27-2017, 11:28 AM
i wouldn't be surprised if that were real. is it?

reprise85
01-27-2017, 01:27 PM
nah he's chubbier than that. i mean his stomach.