does this ever happen to you? i only wore it once. i wanted to wear it to a wedding this weekend.

dude, it's in the cupboard. Where it always is.

it's not!

i'm on the verge of losing my cool

is it still in the washing machine or dryer?

it's never been washed or dried

then it must be still in the laundry bin.

it has never been there. it has only ever been in a garment bag or on my body

<i>this is horseshit!!</i>

Maybe it got blown out the window on a particularly strong gust of wind and got caught in some powerlines and a hobo tried to get it out, but got electrocuted setting himself and the shirt on fire, and then some birds ate any remaining buttons or remnants of the shirt and also no one can remember you ever wearing the shirt so you have no way of proving its existence to anyone.

Also, have you tried the fridge? There's a homestar runner short where homestar loses his hat in the fridge of all places. I feel like that could happen to someone.

Maybe it got blown out the window on a particularly strong gust of wind and got caught in some powerlines and a hobo tried to get it out, but got electrocuted setting himself and the shirt on fire, and then some birds ate any remaining buttons or remnants of the shirt and also no one can remember you ever wearing the shirt so you have no way of proving its existence to anyone.

i have not opened my window since i've had the shirt, and i have a picture to prove its existence

just checked the fridge, no dice

This thread is timely. For several weeks now, my favourite shirt has been missing. I've emailed friends and searched extensively for it to no avail. But just this very afternoon my father found it wrapped in a blanket! I hope that you are able to enjoy the same feelings as I have right now, with regard to your own shirt at some point.

one of my wedding shoes was missing for a week. i found it lodged in the leg of one of the pants on my floor/clothespile.

it has never been there. it has only ever been in a garment bag or on my body

then you must be still wearing it.

i lost my smashing pumpkins asheville shirt. that shit was comfortable

under the bed? car? your gfs place? are you wearing it?

he is wearing it under the bed at his gfs place.

misplacing clothes sucks. especially something cute!

then you must be still wearing it.

no, it is on its hanger, in a garment bag, and the three items are missing

i'm on the verge of losing my cool

I'm imagining you stomping around your place listening to this

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i misplaced my ipod touch about a week ago. i haven't seen it since.

I have it sry

I was just about to say check with Bonnie. Those rats take everything.

This happens to me ALL THE TIME. I am currently missing a shirt I have only worn twice.

You know how on the back of books, sometimes the blurbs say "This is a book for anyone who [fill in the blank]"? When I write my book, people will say, "This is a book for anyone who has had trouble finding their pants."

i keep reading this thread title as "i have misplaced a shit"

i'm on the verge of losing my cool

maybe you just misplaced your cool.

With your shirt.

no, it is on its hanger, in a garment bag, and the three items are missing



i am pleased to report that the shirt, its hanger, and the garment bag are all safe and sound in my special lady friend's closet, and will be returned later this month

did you ask her about my ipod?

i have a drinking problem so i lose everything. shirts, ipods, girlfriends, you name it.

Losing your beer is the only thing that matters though

did you ask her about my ipod?

oh shoot, sorry i had forgotten. will ask.

she said she would check...

then she said it wasn't anywhere when she looked

please tell her i appreciate the effort.

when do you wanna hang next chris. i need to get you out of that funk. i know i can. i wanna see your new place. did you get a new phone, btw? got your new number but was wondering if you got some pimp new phone. i know you loathed phil and i's iphones, so i imagine you got something else.

when do you wanna hang next chris. i need to get you out of that funk. i know i can. i wanna see your new place. did you get a new phone, btw? got your new number but was wondering if you got some pimp new phone. i know you loathed phil and i's iphones, so i imagine you got something else.

ha!

i'm not in a funk. the combination of 107 degree weather in seattle and moving in it and then going stright to las vegas in 110 degree weather somehow made me more fucking retarded so i think i'm ok now. i really want to get laid and put my cock in a pussy but then i'm really old and kinda shy so it makes it very difficult.

so anyway, i'm going to move to my work blackberry, which i hate much more than the iphone, and in a month or so i'm just going to pay for an iphone which i also hate, but deal with it because my work will pay for the service and i think it will work because i don't really make many calls or any or that shit. and NOBODY FUCKING TEXT ME BECAUSE FUCK I HATE THAT SHIT.

i'd like to have an HTC android thing but i don't wnat to pay for that and i have to pay for more rent and a car payment and shit now. FUCKING LAME.

FINE I WAS TRYING TO HELP GO AHEAD AND PUSH ME AWAY!

you can put your cock in my pussy.

i'll txt you when i'm trying to kill a mouse in this apartment tomorrow morning. kisses totes all over ur body.

thanks.

really i need to actually fuck a woman. it's pretty goddamn important.

understood. i know a couple single girls that would be so perfect for you. but i dunno if your dick is big enough to satisfy em. but who can really tell when the lights are out and you're packing a louisiana slugger lubed up with KFC grease.

you can put your cock in my pussy.


i need male friends like this. you're so lucky, sbt.

LOL

i'll wear one of those dick sleeves i guess. FUCKING SIZE QUEENS

i need male friends like this. you're so lucky, sbt.

alright goddammit whats your address i'm geting a flight to fucking chicago