What sandwich would you kill a man for? [Archive]

ifuktyourmom

07-31-2009, 12:13 PM

It would ultimately have to be toasted and have a ton of bacon on it. Sharp cheddar cheese. Saffron chicken. Lettuce, tomato, mayo, mustard. All on a nice loaf of true French bread. That would net one human death if I got to pick the target.

cork_soaker

07-31-2009, 12:14 PM

is this about cannibalism

ifuktyourmom

07-31-2009, 12:16 PM

is this about cannibalism

It can be if that's your thing. I hear human buttocks are the place to start.

barden

07-31-2009, 12:18 PM

the flesh of a lover.

Mooney

07-31-2009, 12:18 PM

brutal.

ifuktyourmom

07-31-2009, 12:22 PM

Feel free to inclu.de side items such as an Old English 40oz.

Dogfighter28

07-31-2009, 12:23 PM

a manwich.

ifuktyourmom

07-31-2009, 12:24 PM

a manwich.

Dig the simplicity.

pale blue eyes

07-31-2009, 12:37 PM

ifuktyourmom

07-31-2009, 12:40 PM

The only one I can think of is that Jimmy John's veggie thing. I know exactly what is on it and it should not be as good as it is. It might have something to do with not having it very often but it never disappoints.

I just got a Jimmy John's sandwich delivered. Good stuff! Totally freaking at the speed at which it was delivered.

pale blue eyes

07-31-2009, 12:59 PM

ATS

07-31-2009, 01:00 PM

i woudl kill a man to be able to never eat or think of food again

ifuktyourmom

07-31-2009, 01:02 PM

i woudl kill a man to be able to never eat or think of food again

Ah, the state of wanting nothing. People have been shooting for that for thousands of years. Godspeed!

Nimrod's Son

07-31-2009, 01:07 PM

pork chop sandwiches

ifuktyourmom

07-31-2009, 01:08 PM

Sadly, the closest to me is about an hour away in Philadelphia and it is not even in the area of the city I frequent. I first had Jimmy John's while traveling and am hoping they open one here that is more convenient for me to get to.

They are expanding around here like mad. I'm fortunate on that count. Jimmy's kicks ass. It's also nice that they employ all of my loser friends who can't get real jobs. Bless their heart.

Dogfighter28

07-31-2009, 01:38 PM

Jimmy Johns has the best delivery service on the planet. Sometimes the sandwiches leave much to be desired in terms of variety and flavor.

Record time for me was seven minutes after I hung up the phone. SEVEN FUCKING MINUTES.

Another time when the guy went to the wrong hotel, he showed up at my door panting and drenched in sweat!

noyen

07-31-2009, 01:42 PM

jimmy johns started appearing all over here too. i love their sandwiches. i fucking hate subway. the prices are awesome too.

best sandwich in town here is moochies philly cheese steak. guhdroool. or a gandolphos queens roast beef breakfast sandwich with an over easy egg on top.

slunken

07-31-2009, 02:08 PM

I could go for a reuben right now

publius clodius

07-31-2009, 02:11 PM

it isn't right to kill a man for a sandwich when you really think about it

ifuktyourmom

07-31-2009, 02:13 PM

it isn't right to kill a man for a sandwich when you really think about it

This is definitely true, but I can be persuaded to do most anything if the benefits are good enough.

publius clodius

07-31-2009, 02:16 PM

no i still don't think it's an acceptable thing to do

ifuktyourmom

07-31-2009, 02:21 PM

I honestly don't believe in any sort of moral facts, but I can understand where you are coming from. Your point of view is completely reasonable. I just happen to disagree.

Mooney

07-31-2009, 02:35 PM

pork chop sandwiches

oh shit, get the fuck out of here...you stupid idiots!

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deadaswarhol

07-31-2009, 02:36 PM

home sick today and had never heard of this jimmy johns motherfucker so i checked after reading this and they dont deliver here:(

ifuktyourmom

07-31-2009, 02:36 PM

home sick today and had never heard of this jimmy johns motherfucker so i checked after reading this and they dont deliver here:(

That is so fucked! You gotta send a strongly worded letter.

deadaswarhol

07-31-2009, 02:37 PM

fuck walking to themailbox it's raining

deadaswarhol

07-31-2009, 02:38 PM

mailbox is in covered area, but it's the principle of the thing

ifuktyourmom

07-31-2009, 02:39 PM

I mean, we're talking about delivery sandwiches for fuck's sake. I can't hold that against you. This whole thread has become a testament to laziness. And I support that.

JokeyLoki

07-31-2009, 03:37 PM

Club Royale from Jason's Deli

redbreegull

07-31-2009, 03:41 PM

I've killed men for less than a sandwich.

Starla

07-31-2009, 03:42 PM

anything from here Staggering Ox - Missoula MT (http://staggeringox.com/missoula/)

redbreegull

07-31-2009, 03:42 PM

But if I have to pick, I guess a bacon, lettuce, tomato, sprouts, and avocado with mayo.

deadaswarhol

07-31-2009, 03:54 PM

my girlfriend brought me home Wendy's, and they DIDNT HAVE chocolate frostys:mad:

ifuktyourmom

07-31-2009, 03:57 PM

my girlfriend brought me home Wendy's, and they DIDNT HAVE chocolate frostys:mad:

What the fuck? That's criminal.

Mablak

07-31-2009, 04:06 PM

A man sandwich. You pretty much have to kill someone to make one of those.

JokeyLoki

07-31-2009, 04:14 PM

A man sandwich. You pretty much have to kill someone to make one of those.

Or be gay.

exactlythesame

07-31-2009, 04:18 PM

What the fuck? That's criminal.

call the cops, then

Nimrod's Son

07-31-2009, 04:20 PM

Here is something you can't understand.

ifuktyourmom

07-31-2009, 04:41 PM

call the cops, then

Police involvement is never necessary over a frosty, no matter how chocolatey and wonderful they are. I reserve this option for only the most severe cases, like killing a man for a sandwich.

redbreegull

07-31-2009, 05:34 PM

Police involvement is never necessary over a frosty, no matter how chocolatey and wonderful they are. I reserve this option for only the most severe cases, like killing a man for a sandwich.

I thought you didn't subscribe to morality.

ifuktyourmom

07-31-2009, 08:09 PM

I thought you didn't subscribe to morality.

This is a matter of self preservation. I am a heavy drug user.

beef curtains

07-31-2009, 08:39 PM

if a pita can be called a sandwich i choose a pita pit philly cheese with tatziki and honey mustard.

barden

07-31-2009, 09:38 PM

HOW I COULD JUST KILL A MAN????

In all seriousness though, I had a sandwich named after me at a popular sandwich shop. they called it the 'Baden Special' on the menus. It was toasted (on white bread) - chicken mayo, with cheddar cheese, pineapple and gherkin. It doesn't always work, but when it does it's amazing.

JokeyLoki

07-31-2009, 10:00 PM

Chicken Caesar Pita

slunken

07-31-2009, 10:04 PM

This is definitely true, but I can be persuaded to do most anything if the benefits are good enough.

them: "Hey all you have to do is get out of bed right now and walk downstairs and I'll give you a million dollars."

me: "whaaaa? naaaah that's cool. don't need it... zzzzzzz"

Tchocky

07-31-2009, 10:09 PM

The Arch Deluxe.

That thing was the best hamburger McDonald's ever made. Seriously.

redbreegull

07-31-2009, 10:16 PM

This is a matter of self preservation. I am a heavy drug user.

what

YSEM

08-01-2009, 10:53 AM

im with alex. wish i didnt love food so much. thought i was losing weight, checked the scale, saw i was wrong, got mad.

pale_princess

08-01-2009, 12:30 PM

good thread, i fuktyourmom!

mine is avocado, roasted red pepper, proscuitto, bufalo mozza with an olive oil/roasted garlic spread on a lightly toasted ciabatta bun :)