View Full Version : joh n and kate are getting divorced


redbull
06-19-2009, 02:31 PM
LOL

pale_princess
06-19-2009, 02:33 PM
well duh!

they're finally "announcing" it on monday's 1-hr ep.

pale blue eyes
06-19-2009, 02:37 PM
I bet he would give her another chance if she changed that stupid haircut of hers.

pale_princess
06-19-2009, 02:44 PM
i say jon gets all the kids except mady. that would be torture enough to make kate just raise that crazy little bitch all on her own.

i'll take alexis, though, she's a hilarious little doll!

http://images.tvrage.com/people/72/214116.jpg

"him throw up on your hands!"

pale blue eyes
06-19-2009, 02:45 PM
I have never seen an episode of this show but the huge stack of two-month old People and OK magazines at work make me hate them both.

shannon
06-19-2009, 02:49 PM
yeah, what's the deal with these two idiots?

ravenguy2000
06-19-2009, 02:55 PM
He should move in with the Roloff's.

pale_princess
06-19-2009, 02:56 PM
my man wants to take jon fishin so he can take a breather.

pale blue eyes
06-19-2009, 02:56 PM
yeah, what's the deal with these two idiots?

Other than the obvious, they have both been spotted with other people (he a younger woman who is a teacher and she with a bodyguard or something) and have been accused of having cheated on each other. She had a bunch of plastic surgery before the show (plus got that stupid fucking haircut), he got hairplugs, and they both had their teeth fixed before the show started to make them look like the perfect couple raising eight kids....and now they are getting divorced.

I feel a little dirty that I know all of that. It's either tabloid magazines or large print Readers' Digest so my options are limited.

fluxequalsrad
06-19-2009, 03:02 PM
John looks retarded, and his kids all have his stupid face. ...

AndySlash
06-19-2009, 03:06 PM
yooou've gooot an ugly buuutt and a stuuupid... buuutt.

shannon
06-19-2009, 03:09 PM
my man wants to take jon fishin so he can take a breather.

did he really say this?

pale_princess
06-19-2009, 03:23 PM
haha yup.

and pbe don't feel bad. i know all of the kids' middle names and can tell them all apart :D

JokeyLoki
06-19-2009, 03:31 PM
About damn time. Poor kids.

Nimrod's Son
06-19-2009, 04:16 PM
yet another example of why you shouldn't mix races

Toast
06-19-2009, 04:21 PM
I don't feel sorry for the parents at all. They're disgusting. They pimped their kids out for the sake of fame and money.

I feel terribly sorry for the children. They didn't ask for any of this.

Travis Meeks
06-19-2009, 04:52 PM
WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE?

Seriously, who are they? They have kids and have a show or something right?

Travis Meeks
06-19-2009, 04:55 PM
^ the caps mean I was yelling

topleybird
06-19-2009, 05:01 PM
Is this going to be like Hogan Knows Best where the parents break up so they just start following the kids

Like, pile them in a van and have them travel across the country having wacky adventures and it's heavily implied but never shown that they're driving the van themselves

Travis Meeks
06-19-2009, 05:05 PM
are you asking me?

pale blue eyes
06-19-2009, 05:41 PM
I really do not see how anybody who owns a television or uses the Internet can have no idea who these people are.

SlingeroGuitaro
06-19-2009, 07:16 PM
i hope she gets herpes

Trotskilicious
06-19-2009, 07:19 PM
I really do not see how anybody who owns a television or uses the Internet can have no idea who these people are.

it's because they are not important

i don't know who they are and it's wonderful. i'm sure i've asked the Who the fuck question before but when i found out they weren't important they were shortly forgotten about.

neopryn
06-19-2009, 08:10 PM
they are important. they're america's royal family.

wHATcOLOR
06-19-2009, 08:36 PM
woah. she's gross both times:

<img src=http://www.makemeheal.com/news/images/kate-gosselin-b2.jpg>

Gossamer
06-19-2009, 08:37 PM
I am happy to report that I have never seen a single episode of this show and never will.

Also, I have no idea what these people look like.

edit: GODDAMN IT WHATCOLOR

wHATcOLOR
06-19-2009, 08:39 PM
from the same site:

<img src=http://www.makemeheal.com/news/images/octo-mom-cosmetic-surgery.jpeg>

Toby
06-19-2009, 09:50 PM
yet another example of why you shouldn't mix races

uncalled for

wHATcOLOR
06-19-2009, 09:52 PM
god damn it meeks you fake me out every time

Starla
06-20-2009, 03:43 AM
<img src=http://www.makemeheal.com/news/images/kate-gosselin-b2.jpg>

how can this woman look in the mirror and think this hair nest shit is OKAY

Mo
06-20-2009, 05:00 AM
I really don't know why you waste so much time talking about those people.

topleybird
06-20-2009, 09:46 AM
are you asking me?

If you are receiving my transmission then I am asking you

I just want to talk to someone, anyone

Please tell me about the children and their adventures, or anything you want to talk about, just talk to me

Luke's Wall
06-20-2009, 12:47 PM
have fun paying child support for eight kids Jon!!

Luke's Wall
06-20-2009, 12:48 PM
uncalled for


they're 75% white and they all look asian. Genetics is pretty interesting stuff.

Kahlo
06-20-2009, 01:02 PM
who the fuck are these people?

Fattening Ass
06-20-2009, 01:46 PM
who the fuck are these people?

<gh>

fluxequalsrad
06-20-2009, 01:49 PM
Elitism through 'not knowing about something ' ? how about you wiki it instead.

Fattening Ass
06-20-2009, 01:50 PM
how is that elitism, douche

fluxequalsrad
06-20-2009, 01:59 PM
how is that elitism, douche

my bad - i just sort of get testy when people write 'What/who the hell is this?' in a thread about something that takes about 2 seconds to inform yourself about.. . .. things that you probably would find out about if you had glanced at any media remotely involved with entertainment news in the last year.

Fattening Ass
06-20-2009, 02:06 PM
Understood. Elitist? nah.

Lazy? More than likely.

hnibos
06-20-2009, 03:41 PM
my bad - i just sort of get testy when people write 'What/who the hell is this?' in a thread about something that takes about 2 seconds to inform yourself about.. . .. things that you probably would find out about if you had glanced at any media remotely involved with entertainment news in the last year.

hmm, yea youre right, but i watch tv and am on the internet quite a bit and i know these people have a show? right? i dont know shit about them though. go red sox!

bja1288
06-20-2009, 06:11 PM
its one of those things where you get off on pretending to be unaware of something so that people on the internet might 'respect' you

Rickpat12
06-20-2009, 07:09 PM
yeah? I watch the show. yeah? I'm not ashamed of it. and YEAH! I think she's hott too. Pizza Club to thread to back a brother up.

Toast
06-20-2009, 09:16 PM
yeah? I watch the show. yeah? I'm not ashamed of it. and YEAH! I think she's hott too. Pizza Club to thread to back a brother up.

i can only imagine that lasagna stomach of hers.

and i'll bet her twat is looser than a burlap sack.

Joe
06-20-2009, 10:25 PM
so the kids petittion worked then?

Nimrod's Son
06-21-2009, 03:03 AM
i can only imagine that lasagna stomach of hers.

and i'll bet her twat is looser than a burlap sack.

i said something similar recently to someone who actually watches the show and i guess she had a lot of plastic surgery on her stomach

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06-21-2009, 03:25 AM
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Kahlo
06-21-2009, 10:16 AM
my bad - i just sort of get testy when people write 'What/who the hell is this?' in a thread about something that takes about 2 seconds to inform yourself about.. . .. things that you probably would find out about if you had glanced at any media remotely involved with entertainment news in the last year.


It would help if they fucking had surnames

and no I'm not googling "John and Kate"

Mo
06-21-2009, 10:19 AM
Try "John and Kate + 8".

Kahlo
06-21-2009, 10:20 AM
Fuck me that is crazy. A circus owner somewhere just got very happy though.

Thanks Mo

Mo
06-21-2009, 10:23 AM
-e

pale_princess
06-21-2009, 12:07 PM
actually it's JON & kate plus 8

Toby
06-21-2009, 12:10 PM
https://www.kosherham.com/v/vspfiles/templates/62/images/homepage/home-thumbs/jon-kate-plus-eight-tshirt.gif

pale_princess
06-21-2009, 12:30 PM
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs116.snc1/4968_101014767469_508967469_2510715_5458986_n.jpg

Caine Walker
06-21-2009, 05:26 PM
i hate that bitch's hair so much.

pale_princess
06-21-2009, 05:39 PM
have fun paying child support for eight kids Jon!!

nope. kate is the kids' pimp-- er, family breadwinner, so not likely.

pale_princess
06-21-2009, 05:48 PM
i said something similar recently to someone who actually watches the show and i guess she had a lot of plastic surgery on her stomach

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2009/06/kate-gosselin-bikini-pics.jpg

also the kids were delivered via c-section. sure she's tight as fuck.

Rickpat12
06-21-2009, 06:10 PM
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2009/06/kate-gosselin-bikini-pics.jpg

:2thumbsup:sexors:

Future Boy
06-21-2009, 09:15 PM
hair looks fine there

Gish08
06-21-2009, 10:13 PM
Who gives a fuck about this couple. Seriously. People get divorced every day. These two and their children are set for life with all of the money they've made shamelessly promoting products through their so-called family life.

pale_princess
06-21-2009, 10:59 PM
^ get a load of this guy!

Joe
06-21-2009, 11:04 PM
never too late for a celebrity murder/suicide

Ugly
06-21-2009, 11:08 PM
Spinoff time: John Plus 4 and Kate Plus 4. So now they can have two hours a day of original, "John n' Kate" brand programing.

bja1288
06-21-2009, 11:10 PM
.

killtrocity
06-21-2009, 11:51 PM
john and kate?

Tchocky
06-22-2009, 02:09 PM
The only reason I have any idea who these people are is because their visage has been on the cover of every tabloid at the store I work at for the past month or so (or at least the ones that don't have Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart on the cover).

FWIW, Kate doesn't look bad in that bikini pic, even if she's had a tuck.

Caine Walker
06-22-2009, 02:12 PM
fuck her tuck, she needs a good punch in the jaw.