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I'm Hardcore
06-18-2009, 09:58 PM
itt post your most ridiculous


**** **** is going to become another binge drinking statistic tonight! WAHEY!!!

**** ******* - "go to sleep early...that way there's no loneliness...only dreams"

***** ****** - the club is the sky and im on your cloud!


you get the idea. make me laugh

kelsome
06-18-2009, 10:03 PM
"alcohol abuse has not fixed any of my problems recently, I think I'll go get drunk about it, fuck you life..."

not really any funny ones right now.

Thaniel Buckner
06-18-2009, 10:06 PM
............. is still drunk...still SO so drunk...ugh...work...ugh...if anybody ever offers me vodka again, I swear, I'm gonna say, "HELL YEAH, FOO'! GIMME 'DAT SHIT, YOU GOT A CHASER? Don't worry about it, it's cool. Just give me the bottle, a bucket, and a towel to wipe my mouth." No, but seriously...I'm at work wobbling around like a total jack ass.

i hate being friends with twenty somethings.

hnibos
06-18-2009, 11:20 PM
6/16/09 Officially signed up with the US Navy.

Rickpat12
06-18-2009, 11:38 PM
**** ******* - "go to sleep early...that way there's no loneliness...only dreams"

this one is actually a quote from the Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! I applaud this facebook status. Cuz I'm Steven Brule, owe owe owe.

28if
06-19-2009, 12:04 AM
One of my friends from high school is quickly turning into a depressed druggie alcoholic. His status updates are regularly "*** ****** is going to get drunk!" and two hours later "*** ****** is :("

reprise85
06-19-2009, 06:38 AM
"****** ***** is wondering how long its gonna take for the bacon to cook in the oven.... ?"

"***** ******* democracy is the worst form of government, thats why are founding fathers made this a constituanal republic, a democracy is like a 2 wolfs and a sheep discussing whats for dinner, 51% controls the other 49%. but in the real America you have GOD given rights no one can change or take from you, WAKE UP.. you are being pimped"

"**** *********** My new favorite swear-word: twatwaffle."

"***** ******* WHO OWN OUR GOVERNMENT. MAYBE THE PEOPLE WHO PRINT OUR MONEY"

"***** ******* WHY DOES THE U.S.A. BARROW MONEY FROM BANKS IF THEY HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE IT THEM SELFS? ** "THIS NOTE IS LIGALL TENDER FOR ALL DEBTS PUBLIC AND PRIVATE"

reprise85
06-19-2009, 06:43 AM
"****** ***** lives vicariously......through himself"
"****** ***** once had an awkward moment... just to see how it felt."

"***** ******* The only thing dreamers get are dreams"

"**** ********* This song makes me want to slam my head into a glass mirror or window it's so good. On top of that the video kicks my ass so hard I may no longer have an ass."

reprise85
06-19-2009, 06:44 AM
Guess which ones are from "the gay friend" and which are from "the crazy former neighbor kid"

and two others from an 18 year old who's been sober and in NA for a year and before that sold coke

Mo
06-19-2009, 06:51 AM
David B******* Pretty sure Erich Maria Remarque is my favorite author. Having said that, I want to cover up some of my tattoos with a big Great Gatsby theme.

mxzombie
06-19-2009, 07:35 AM
..... Wanna start a Bouncing Souls style punk band?

and these inspirational gems, from the same guy over the past few days

..... Life presents you with many obstacles. Some require physical strength, some require mental strength...some simply require faith.

..... can't believe it's almost time to hit that open road...and I refuse to look back until I've made it where I'm going. I guess that means I'll be looking down, because I'm aiming for the top.

topleybird
06-19-2009, 09:29 AM
6/16/09 Officially signed up with the US Navy.

Holy shit, it's Viper!

cork_soaker
06-19-2009, 09:43 AM
you can't spell Slaughter without Laughter

hnibos
06-19-2009, 09:53 AM
"****** ***** lives vicariously......through himself"
"****** ***** once had an awkward moment... just to see how it felt."



dos equis commercial, dont know if that makes them any better

Sonic Johnny
06-19-2009, 10:09 AM
****** ****** has just discovered that dictionary .com has an english to esperanto translator... i have never been so happy

JokeyLoki
06-19-2009, 10:11 AM
Some women were made....But me, myself? I like to think that I was created for a special purpose! Some call it arrogant.....I call it confident!

don't want that coca money......she wants that Oprah money.......so you can keep that poker money.........cause I'm making my own money!!!! Unexpected things are happening in my life it's so scary and exciting all @ the same time.......so I'm going to suck it up and take first step even though I can't see where the next step will lead me! Come on Faith!!!!

neopryn
06-19-2009, 11:03 AM
***** ****** - the club is the sky and im on your cloud!

that's from jizz in my pants

shannon
06-19-2009, 11:19 AM
Some women were made....But me, myself? I like to think that I was created for a special purpose! Some call it arrogant.....I call it confident!

is this person fucking serious?

Mo
06-19-2009, 11:28 AM
COME ON FAITH!!!!

AndySlash
06-19-2009, 11:52 AM
**** ******* - "go to sleep early...that way there's no loneliness...only dreams"

<img src=http://i.adultswim.com/asfix/repository/8a25c392109799c3011098b1d6f40001/thumbnail_10502.jpg>

"Cause when you're sleepin', there's no lonely times, just dreams."

AndySlash
06-19-2009, 11:53 AM
this one is actually a quote from the Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! I applaud this facebook status. Cuz I'm Steven Brule, owe owe owe.

read the fucking thread next time, Slash.

cork_soaker
06-19-2009, 12:12 PM
is this person fucking serious?

beyoncé lyrics, it would seem.

even so, your question stands.

Rickpat12
06-19-2009, 12:57 PM
read the fucking thread next time, Slash.

there, there. It's okay. The picture made it better. Just don't let it happen again...

D.
06-19-2009, 04:04 PM
David B******* Pretty sure Erich Maria Remarque is my favorite author. Having said that, I want to cover up some of my tattoos with a big Great Gatsby theme.
:rockon:

cork_soaker
06-19-2009, 04:48 PM
heh

I'm Hardcore
06-19-2009, 08:14 PM
that's from jizz in my pants

yeah and it's stupid

neopryn
06-19-2009, 08:14 PM
not as stupid as your face

Luke de Spa
06-19-2009, 08:34 PM
the lonely island is one of the starker funny-onces in recent memory

neopryn
06-19-2009, 08:52 PM
what was the once

Sonic Johnny
06-19-2009, 09:16 PM
***** ****** ******** - revisiting my teenage angst

Toby
06-19-2009, 09:21 PM
***** ****** ******** - revisiting my teenage angst

good job hiding my identity

Mo
06-19-2009, 09:23 PM
I thought about making a stupid comment on your status. I didn't.

Sonic Johnny
06-19-2009, 09:30 PM
good job hiding my identity

sorry doug. thought you might be a little sensitive about your middle name.

JokeyLoki
06-19-2009, 09:37 PM
SEE'S CAHNGES COMING INTO HER LIFE........HER LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!!!!!

Sonic Johnny
06-19-2009, 09:37 PM
good hiding my

sorry doug. thought you might be a little sensitive about your middle name.

Toby
06-19-2009, 09:41 PM
Nah, it's all good....

Toby
06-19-2009, 09:41 PM
I thought about making a stupid comment on your status. I didn't.

I encourage all comments. Stupid or not.

Luke de Spa
06-19-2009, 10:40 PM
what was the once
there's a moment in the "i'm on a boat" video

wounded
06-20-2009, 12:44 PM
hates everyone who has statuses of "Yay going outside and lakes and rivers and beers and bitches!!". I get to deriver Chinese food to people who are about to go have lakes and rivers and beers and bitches. Fail.

Fattening Ass
06-20-2009, 01:49 PM
*** ******* - why does that thread have so many replies...=B

Mo
06-20-2009, 01:50 PM
Facebook is a great place if you're really considering killing c-list celebrities.

topleybird
06-20-2009, 07:29 PM
I get to deriver Chinese food

Take your hate talk elsewhere, hate talker

Debaser
06-20-2009, 07:38 PM
take your hate tark ersewhere, hate tarker

bja1288
06-21-2009, 10:42 AM
this dude is a huge drama queen

speechlesss..... were ha time gone?......... the days are flying by right before my eyes and i have awoke to find that time has passed so much and i have lost so much...........

hnibos
06-21-2009, 10:55 AM
so yeah!..my dad's way better than yours!!!

hnibos
06-21-2009, 10:55 AM
Loves waking up to vodka bottles on nightstands. Chad-a-palooza was unfuckingbelievable!

Kahlo
06-21-2009, 11:16 AM
Facebook is a great place if you're really considering killing c-list celebrities.

I'm glad we resolved that. Remind me to have Chicago nuked.

Toby
06-21-2009, 11:58 AM
Mario Price is wishing Everybody, A Happy Single Mother's Awareness Day!!!!!

wounded
06-21-2009, 12:22 PM
Take your hate talk elsewhere, hate talker

oh there are more chinese food gems from this guy. i don't even really know him, he's one of those, why are we friends on here again people

kelsome
06-22-2009, 03:21 PM
"did not have sex with anyone, so it'd be awesome if you'd stop spreading rumors, Brad."

" I am in the middle of a moving nightmare.I just found a bag of Skittles from the late 90s. I'm one day from hiring someone to do this for me."

"Friendly's is going to put chicken in your quesadilla whether you like it or not."

28if
07-09-2009, 11:30 PM
***** ******** ****** ******* does infact announce most of her showers on facebook. She just had a rough 8 hours of work, but loves OB just the same. Work tomorrow 5-9:30, Saturday 5-12. Class Monday morning. Yyyyyuckkkk!...oh, and she just received her Dean's List certificate (3.9 GPA thanks) from the WINTER. Great job Dr. ******.

killtrocity
07-09-2009, 11:59 PM
***** I would have to say the hammock is in my top five greatest inventions ever.....though I am not sure what my other four are.

***** i love my boyfriend.

***** will be pwning n00bs all night long.

exactlythesame
07-10-2009, 12:05 AM
that's from jizz in my pants

i open the window and a breeze rolls in

vanilla
07-10-2009, 04:08 AM
haha. my 2nd cousin is nuts and her facebook status updates are the best to read...entertainment wise. i do feel sorry for her tho. when she writes most of the time it doesn't even make sense. here's a few:


"Well maybe or even not so long ago I would be lower cause of the Borderline disorder which is mostly about emotional stuff Borderline personality has to do with the limbic part of the brain that has the emotion functions and those with Borderline personality have a disfuctional issue with that part of the brain.Really I learned a lot on the subject."

she's a Nelson fan.
"I found out so far there are only 3 including me minnesotans that are NST members hey join it's fun and you get inside scoop on Nelson and support and promote these awesome guys it would be cool if I can get more Minnesotans to join cause they are kind of Minnesotan in a way and we can maybe work together and styff join and let me know so I can say I recruited you.go to Matthew & Gunnar Nelson - Street Team & Fan Club Page (http://www.nelsonstreetteam.com) join today"


her thoughts on gay marriage.
"You know what I feel is truly absurd is that the idea if you what to give your a wedding and marry them to another dog some churches and clergy people will perform that without no fight or campaign to do so if people wish to do that on to there pets but gay people human can speak for themselves must fight campaign to be able to get married animals can't say if they want to get married but humans can so I think it's just stupid when i hear of people having wedding for there pets and gay people have to either go to another state where it's legal or it can't be do or recognized.I say ban pet weddings!! then if every human contsenting legal wanting age wants to be married they can do so and be recognized to."

Mo
07-10-2009, 04:13 AM
Jesus fucking Christ, didn't they teach her punctuation in elementary school?

Mo
07-10-2009, 04:15 AM
I never posted a truer update:

Mo J. Stadler | i'm in love: www.thegothenburgaddress.com

vanilla
07-10-2009, 04:19 AM
Jesus fucking Christ, didn't they teach her punctuation in elementary school?

she's special. it's like all one long train of thought.

hnibos
07-10-2009, 08:51 AM
http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v225/50/50/n1107390164_512.jpg

is so happy! HAPPY B-DAY MELISSA LANGE, i love you! [[everyone calls you amazing, i just call you mine 6.10.2009 ♥]]

I'm Hardcore
07-10-2009, 07:40 PM
fuck

redbreegull
07-14-2009, 07:06 AM
***** whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?

Mo
07-14-2009, 07:18 AM
That's a TFLN quote.

mxzombie
07-14-2009, 07:41 AM
you really blew it this time, redbull

Toast
07-14-2009, 09:31 AM
http://i43.tinypic.com/33v2cu1.jpg

Mo
07-14-2009, 09:38 AM
For the last few days I've been using a lot of lyrics quotes as updates. Pretty lame, but makes me feel like I'm 15 again. Sweet.

TheMilstead
07-14-2009, 03:40 PM
I am the Ubermensch.

mxzombie
07-14-2009, 10:49 PM
... Is not defined by her thermos. i'm so over the tangible. perhaps i shall meditate under a lovely oak tomorrow.

i can't stand this girl.

Shapan
07-14-2009, 11:13 PM
my status is a smashing pumpkins lyric right now :/

hnibos
07-14-2009, 11:15 PM
was definitely his on by a dude tonight...i feel like i need to go do something manly to counteract that


DELETE!

bja1288
07-20-2009, 09:43 PM
..... Erin Andrews at the ESPY's last night...wow!!

.... Erin Andrews in her hotel room last night...wow!!

Thaniel Buckner
07-20-2009, 09:58 PM
my status is a smashing pumpkins lyric right now :/
so do your parents know you're gay yet.

Trotskilicious
07-20-2009, 11:23 PM
does he

kelsome
12-02-2011, 12:31 AM
"Want to point out that they do not spread "love" but hate, look up the organization bash back, homosexuals have an agenda period, it's taught in schools and shoved down our throats by Hollywood. They feel they are above everyone else. The issue of gay marriage is not about love at all it is about whether to recognize a union,which is the definition, along with being between a man and women and to procreate. If you give into this then it should be ok for a human to marry an animal. Like it or not this country was founded on christian values. Thank God for men that still stick with what's right! It's ok for you to say what you think but not for others that disagree. Liberalism is the ultimate hypocrisy. If you look back at our nations history when moral decay came in so did the decay of the economy."

Eulogy
12-02-2011, 12:49 AM
lol who's that

killtrocity
12-02-2011, 02:01 AM
hahahaha oh my god

"shoved down our throats by Hollywood"??? why are fundamentalist conservatives obsessed with that phrase? I think they secretly want penises in their throats like colonel fitz from american beauty and resort to freudian slips

"Liberalism" as the ultimate hypocrisy?? How many infants did your god dash to pieces in the bible? How easy is it for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven? Raping concubines, anyone? hahahahahahaha

killtrocity
12-02-2011, 02:02 AM
GOD DAMNIT EULOGY I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE IS INSANE, I CANNOT EXTERNALIZE MY THOUGHTS FAST ENOUGH WHEN I SEE SHIT LIKE THIS

rottenugly
12-02-2011, 02:57 AM
Simon Fletcher
My sanity has been raped and beaten for the very last time.

Four hours ago.

This was an idea for a poem.

Cherry Cola
12-02-2011, 03:29 AM
"Politicians are fat!! And I don't like them"

"My top is like a little see through .. But oh well there is only girls on the bus ..;)"

"i hate boys, boys are assholes (yes you get the occasional amazing guy but than of course they turn out to be your best mates) i usualy would throw shoes at them but id now prefer to lay out lego pieces and hope they tread on them while ther chasing me :) laa laa laa traa laa laa laa yippidy yappidy yoo :)"

kelsome
12-02-2011, 03:29 AM
This guy I went to high school with. I knew he was kind of conservative then, but he's on another planet now.

Funny thing is I believe he and his wife of like 2 seconds are separated.

Eulogy
12-02-2011, 08:10 AM
of course

i'm trying to find some embarrassing updates on mine but i'm having trouble.

i guess that's a good sign!

reprise85
12-02-2011, 09:25 AM
Lisa xxxx
Life is Challanging

that's the only bad one i can find in the past few days

yo soy el mejor
12-02-2011, 09:32 AM
Put up our tree, been jamming to my She and Him christmas album, consumed a whole pumpkin pie, woke this morning to watch old school Rudolph. This bitch is gay for the holidays!

scottytheoneand
12-02-2011, 09:33 AM
from this morning

" People should quit trying to save the world. It's gonna be around a lot longer than us. Don't believe me? Ask the dinosaurs..."

scottytheoneand
12-02-2011, 09:34 AM
this one from last night

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/307552_294296773920645_100000209754076_1402566_129 2690132_n.jpg

reprise85
12-02-2011, 09:58 AM
you are friends with crappy people scotty

scottytheoneand
12-02-2011, 10:10 AM
people are people

JokeyLoki
12-02-2011, 10:16 AM
"WOMEN the key to finding a good man is to wait on God to send him your way & trust me when he send him you will know, so stop wasting your time trying find mr right now S/N: if God ain't sent him in your LIFE he ain't the right one!"

"Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others."

Etc etc

Eulogy
12-02-2011, 10:22 AM
barf

scottytheoneand
12-02-2011, 10:29 AM
facebook is a Jesus zone!


‎'Not to us, O Lord, not to us but to your name be the glory, because of your love and faithfulness.' Psalm 115:1

There's nothing like turning away from sin and running back into the arms of Jesus. Thank you Lord for your redeeming love

The only thing we've done to earn salvation is....sin


Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord; He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored; He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword; His truth is marching on. Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! His truth is marching on.

reprise85
12-02-2011, 11:18 AM
"WOMEN the key to finding a good man is to wait on God to send him your way & trust me when he send him you will know, so stop wasting your time trying find mr right now S/N: if God ain't sent him in your LIFE he ain't the right one!"



let me just sit on my couch and eat potato skins and wait for a mate to come to me
god shall deliver me

JokeyLoki
12-02-2011, 11:27 AM
She posts stuff like this at least 3 or 4 times a day, if not more.

From today:

"Ladies Your standards should be TOO HIGH for a "down low" relationship. #RefuseToBeAnyonesDirtyLittleSecret"

"I don't wanna date someone who would die for me. I wanna date someone who would live for me."

"God I thank you once again for the gift of life, I am truly bless to be alive today....I thank you for all you doing & done for me."

reprise85
12-02-2011, 11:29 AM
"FUCK HOLIDAYS. I dont get to spend them with my fam cuz I gotta work and I'm GLAD to be working. And to be honest everyday is a celebration. Life! I think I'm gonna have my own holiday this year on an off day with all my friends/family. Half of it will be spent doing hood rat thangz and the other half will be spent doing volunteer work, and the whole day will be crunkified funness. My b-day falls in the middle so it would be perfect.. Anyone who cant participate shall automatically be written off as "square." Time to make some planz. Stuff THAT up yo turkey homeboyy"

I am ambivalent about this status. It's good and terrible at the same time.

yo soy el mejor
12-02-2011, 11:55 AM
i like it *thumbs up*

SuckSuckStyle
12-02-2011, 12:10 PM
my super geeky friend from college who i love
"Can't decide whether I'm hungover or whether my body's getting used to near-lethal (for a 'Mo) amount of sugar I've been eating of late. Strange sensation! I wonder how Dostoyevsky would describe it..."

this weird lesbian i kno
"Writing break up poems when you are still together....umm not as sweet as I thought it was. oops"

one of my childhood best friends
"looking at pictures of puppies #lonelylonelyman"

teh b0lly!!1
12-02-2011, 02:49 PM
i have this dumbass who likes going on status update sprees and one day he actually fucking posted 11 straight statuses. one after the other. most of them being viral shit that isn't even funny.

i can't really unsubscribe him though because once in like 8 months he'll actually post something useful about where to get really fresh leaks of albums i desire.

Eulogy
12-02-2011, 02:54 PM
pretty much the only things in my feed anymore are links

not many laffs to be had

Trotskilicious
12-02-2011, 03:17 PM
facebook is stupid

scottytheoneand
12-02-2011, 04:35 PM
my feed is mostly filled up with people posting shit about their kids

scottytheoneand
12-02-2011, 04:36 PM
and jesus

slunken
12-05-2011, 02:17 PM
http://tinyurl.com/6lhldhh

slunken
12-05-2011, 02:17 PM
courtesy of my half-brother

Banana
12-05-2011, 02:19 PM
You two must be very close since you refer to him as your half brother.

slunken
12-05-2011, 02:27 PM
i've seen him maybe 3 times in the past 10 years.

kelsome
12-05-2011, 05:23 PM
"The dems and media have really not thought this through. They thought getting Cain out of the way was the best thing to do, for reasons you know! But, they may have shot them selves in the foot so to speak with Newt gaining so much support. Newt is by far the smartest man running and he knows his stuff. So as I said before, there is no contest in a debate between Obama and Newt!"

smashingjj
12-05-2011, 05:31 PM
I-435 is the bestest highway in Kansas City. :)

Trotskilicious
12-05-2011, 09:04 PM
No FACEBOOK I don't want to be friends with FURRY people...creeeeeeepy. wtf!

D.
12-06-2011, 08:37 PM
I-435 is the bestest highway in Kansas City. :)

Dude it really is. :smoke:

kelsome
12-07-2011, 01:49 PM
"Well no shocker there! Note:Before you complain about who did the study STOP and read it, it was not FOX!"

then he links to this article

http://tinyurl.com/7kshvmj

redbreegull
12-08-2011, 10:58 PM
I never knew San Francisco was in California!!! -___-,

redbreegull
12-08-2011, 10:59 PM
HAD AN AWESOME BASIC LIGHTING FINAL!!! (Now the ulcers will hopefully disappear).

redbreegull
12-08-2011, 11:06 PM
lots of winners tonight

Why is it that we need a license to own a dog, to drive a car, and catch a fish, but any brainless moron with no concept of responsibility can be a parent?

...a dog?

sppunk
12-09-2011, 12:07 PM
Many places require a dog to be licensed.

Mooney
12-11-2011, 11:19 AM
Every guy at my company Christmas party has a disproportionately hot spouse/girlfriend. I feel like I'm part of some bad 90's sitcom.

mxzombie
12-11-2011, 11:31 AM
sounds like you work in a lucrative industry AMIRITE FELLAS

Mooney
12-11-2011, 11:35 AM
sounds like you work in a lucrative industry AMIRITE FELLAS

nope! record corporate profits last year, yet people in every department are underpaid. i love what i'm doing, and gaining great experience so i'm pretty happy right now.

exactlythesame
12-11-2011, 09:54 PM
Skipping the friendship stages is ignoring the most important part of the relationship. Without it, the relationship won't make it far.

he posts motivational stuff like this all the time. i honestly think he tries to come up with them himself but they usually sound pathetic. insert random stupid chicks liking these statuses cause they think they're SO TRUE.

Like everyone, trust no one.

more serious, melodramatic bullshit update coming from someone who has no experience in life.

Caught in between staying in and playing Skyrim or actually having a social life tonight O.o

skyrim has become a hot topic on facebook in recent weeks and while i indulge in it to a certain degree, sometimes posts like this make me weary to telegraph that i play the game. one can have a social life and game as well. tongue-in-cheek, but still.

killtrocity
12-11-2011, 10:24 PM
heh ^

is there a foot ball game on er something

somebody better take me to the damn Sybaris resort soon

The guacamollle reminds me of what came out my but last mnight sharty thursday

Picked out a couple party dresses for a male crossdresser today. He look like the cracked out version of slash, and smaller.

stripes
12-13-2011, 09:54 PM
"What is this BS about taking texting off of cell phones?? The national news had something on it tonight bc 38,000 ppl have died from texting and driving! So now they r taking it completely away! It was their choice to text and drive we all have choices in life!!!!"

JokeyLoki
12-13-2011, 10:16 PM
"If you have delusions of grandeur confined to areas of mundane competency, does that balance out to estimations of adequacy?"

Trotskilicious
12-14-2011, 07:04 AM
you know what's nice is that all of my friends can spell and use proper grammar. I dunno why this is but i'm going to assume it reflects positively on what a motherfucking hyper genius i am.

the only person on my FB that has trouble is my cousin but it's ok he was held back a grade and he knows how to spell guacamole he just has problems with those damnable apostrophes.

Eulogy
12-14-2011, 07:23 AM
pretty much every time i look at facebook i have this thread in the back of my head

i have yet to see anything post-worthy

: (

severin
12-14-2011, 08:01 AM
translated from german: "sometimes, in the middle of the night, i creep up to my alarm clock and yell 'HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, BITCH!?!?'"

pretty much the first status that ever made me more than chuckle....

reprise85
12-18-2011, 02:35 AM
"i would rather my kids hang themselves and stuff batteries down their throughts than have any kind of contact with a psych person."

Trotskilicious
12-18-2011, 03:03 AM
it's funny how they're pre programmed to react like that

reprise85
12-18-2011, 03:04 AM
i responded 'no you wouldn't. don't be ridiculous.'

people are stupid

also - throughts? for real?

Trotskilicious
12-18-2011, 03:07 AM
they have <i>no concept</I> of the how the mind works

almost everyone is convinced they have proper control over their headspace, because it's how they perceive the world but they just have no fucking idea

i've stopped being angry about it and now i see the dark irony

Trotskilicious
12-18-2011, 03:07 AM
they have <i>no concept</I> of the how the mind works

almost everyone is convinced they have proper control over their headspace, because it's how they perceive the world but they just have no fucking idea

i've stopped being angry about it and now i see the dark irony

reprise85
12-18-2011, 03:13 AM
it's definitely more of a sad than angry thing

i really don't care what they think about their headspaces but when someone assumes i also have the 'control' that they think they have we run into problems

Trotskilicious
12-18-2011, 03:38 AM
they don't have control, nobody does

paranoid
12-18-2011, 02:01 PM
"Overheard at work #2: [deadly serious in tone and facial expression] "...well, you HAVE to respect men. Even if you don't want to. After all, a man wrote the bible."

"Overheard at work #3: [coworker A]: "Americans are spoiled brats. Growing up in Puerto Rico (side note: part of America) my mom would make my brother and I stand in a closet, without sitting, all day and would hit our hands with a hammer if we started crying." [coworker B]: "So you were abused as a child then. That's child abuse." [coworker A]: "Well, no. Not really. She would only do it, like, once a month."

slunken
12-18-2011, 02:19 PM
they have <i>no concept</I> of the how the mind works

almost everyone is convinced they have proper control over their headspace, because it's how they perceive the world but they just have no fucking idea

i've stopped being angry about it and now i see the dark irony

:banging: :erm:

Trotskilicious
12-18-2011, 02:21 PM
what bro

slunken
12-18-2011, 02:22 PM
ignorance is bliss

does not play well with others

slunken
12-18-2011, 02:22 PM
happiness is a rare trait with intelligent people

Trotskilicious
12-18-2011, 02:25 PM
yeah i don't trust people who are positive

slunken
12-18-2011, 02:28 PM
there's a difference between being positive and being naive though

smashingjj
12-18-2011, 03:06 PM
"Overheard at work #3: [coworker A]: "Americans are spoiled brats. Growing up in Puerto Rico (side note: part of America) my mom would make my brother and I stand in a closet, without sitting, all day and would hit our hands with a hammer if we started crying." [coworker B]: "So you were abused as a child then. That's child abuse." [coworker A]: "Well, no. Not really. She would only do it, like, once a month."

well that's perfectly acceptable and the only right way to raise your children. But I suppose Americans are real crybabies about how to raise your child.

World's a tough place, son. Better start toughening up your kids from a real early age, otherwise they'll never cope.

slunken
12-18-2011, 03:26 PM
(hey trots we were still posting fb statuses right?)

reprise85
12-18-2011, 04:06 PM
happiness is a rare trait with intelligent people

happiness is an extreme that really... how many people could define themselves as 'happy' without wanting to qualify it?

i think you can find intelligent people who are content but not until they are older and gain more wisdom.

reprise85
12-18-2011, 04:06 PM
"Overheard at work #2: [deadly serious in tone and facial expression] "...well, you HAVE to respect men. Even if you don't want to. After all, a man wrote the bible."

"Overheard at work #3: [coworker A]: "Americans are spoiled brats. Growing up in Puerto Rico (side note: part of America) my mom would make my brother and I stand in a closet, without sitting, all day and would hit our hands with a hammer if we started crying." [coworker B]: "So you were abused as a child then. That's child abuse." [coworker A]: "Well, no. Not really. She would only do it, like, once a month."

holy fuck

Trotskilicious
12-18-2011, 10:48 PM
there's a difference between being positive and being naive though

i should have said "relentlessly positive beyond the bounds of logic" perhaps

killtrocity
12-27-2011, 01:43 PM
Working all day with the real papa perl, aka the sausage king of chicago Abe furlman

Alec- ask your dad to tell you story when he got smacked up side the head w/a big bologna.

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JokeyLoki
02-19-2012, 08:54 PM
"I hate when people talk to me like I'm stupid. It's getting so old. Just because I don't go to school doesn't mean I'm not smart. Ima go off on some people here soon."

slunken
02-20-2012, 12:14 AM
hahahaha "soon"

slunken
02-20-2012, 12:15 AM
bout to