View Full Version : can someone point me to my "how to avoid cancer thread"?


dean_r_koontz
06-17-2009, 10:42 PM
?

topleybird
06-17-2009, 11:01 PM
Aww, and I had a great "Ayn Rand got cancer" zinger in there, too :(

Joe
06-17-2009, 11:21 PM
it got cancer and died

beef curtains
06-18-2009, 04:13 PM
so sad. I am thinking of the leagues of people who may never find out that frequent diarrhea = decrease in colon cancer. So drink and burrito it up people.

cork_soaker
06-18-2009, 05:22 PM
so sad. I am thinking of the leagues of people who may never find out that frequent diarrhea = decrease in colon cancer. So drink and burrito it up people.

i prefer my diarrhea via dysentery, thank you

ATS
06-19-2009, 02:31 PM
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Default how to avoid getting cancer
be a productive member of society, excercise, eat vitamins, do not eat unsaturated trans-fattyacids, smoke weed daily, do not drink excessively. there are always loads of things you can do to avoid cancer. it just strikes me as odd when people lament the fact that they have gotten cancer when they more often than not act irresponsibly towards their own bodies. i have never had cancer and i probably never will. why? i take measures to protect myself and my family.

You Said
06-20-2009, 04:23 PM
Aww, and I had a great "Ayn Rand got cancer" zinger in there, too :(

any woman that reads Ayn Rand turns into a cunt.

topleybird
06-20-2009, 07:28 PM
Guys too

I forget exactly how my joke went but it was based on the fact that she believed cancer was caused by errors in thinking

And then she got cancer

dean_r_koontz
06-20-2009, 08:00 PM
i find it strange that someone would get angry at such a natural thing as cancer. especially when you have brought it upon yourself like all people who get cancer have.

Mo
06-20-2009, 08:10 PM
i find it strange that someone would get angry at such a natural thing as cancer. especially when you have brought it upon yourself like all people who get cancer have.

This shtick is getting annoying. Also, it's not true.

dean_r_koontz
06-20-2009, 08:13 PM
don't succumb to whining or playing the "i'm so helpless card" and you'll see the risk of getting cancer decrease significantly. just a tip kid.

Mo
06-20-2009, 08:17 PM
Thanks so much, dean_r_koontz. I've missed you.

ohnoitsbonnie
06-20-2009, 09:06 PM
You should listen to what dean is saying. I have, and I have been cancer free for 18 years now