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Aww, and I had a great "Ayn Rand got cancer" zinger in there, too :(

it got cancer and died

so sad. I am thinking of the leagues of people who may never find out that frequent diarrhea = decrease in colon cancer. So drink and burrito it up people.

so sad. I am thinking of the leagues of people who may never find out that frequent diarrhea = decrease in colon cancer. So drink and burrito it up people.

i prefer my diarrhea via dysentery, thank you

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Default how to avoid getting cancer
be a productive member of society, excercise, eat vitamins, do not eat unsaturated trans-fattyacids, smoke weed daily, do not drink excessively. there are always loads of things you can do to avoid cancer. it just strikes me as odd when people lament the fact that they have gotten cancer when they more often than not act irresponsibly towards their own bodies. i have never had cancer and i probably never will. why? i take measures to protect myself and my family.

Aww, and I had a great "Ayn Rand got cancer" zinger in there, too :(

any woman that reads Ayn Rand turns into a cunt.

Guys too

I forget exactly how my joke went but it was based on the fact that she believed cancer was caused by errors in thinking

And then she got cancer

i find it strange that someone would get angry at such a natural thing as cancer. especially when you have brought it upon yourself like all people who get cancer have.

i find it strange that someone would get angry at such a natural thing as cancer. especially when you have brought it upon yourself like all people who get cancer have.

This shtick is getting annoying. Also, it's not true.

don't succumb to whining or playing the "i'm so helpless card" and you'll see the risk of getting cancer decrease significantly. just a tip kid.

Thanks so much, dean_r_koontz. I've missed you.

You should listen to what dean is saying. I have, and I have been cancer free for 18 years now