View Full Version : do you think you would have fallen asleep if 56 stars had been tattooed on yer face?


Caine Walker
06-17-2009, 03:00 PM
BBC NEWS | Europe | Belgian girl's tattoo 'nightmare' (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8104645.stm)

i don't think i would.

samuel redman
06-17-2009, 03:02 PM
that looks pretty cool though.

Cool As Ice Cream
06-17-2009, 03:04 PM
BELGIUM WOO HOO

wounded
06-17-2009, 03:07 PM
i think a descent, general rule should be don't get something tattooed on your face

Joe
06-17-2009, 03:10 PM
i dont know what kind of drugs they have in belgium but i got to score some

Cool As Ice Cream
06-17-2009, 03:10 PM
starred for life

ravenguy2000
06-17-2009, 03:13 PM
Guess she didn't have an inkling of what was going on.

agenda suicide
06-17-2009, 03:14 PM
yeeeah, that girl had to be extremely fucked up while getting tattooed.

Joe
06-17-2009, 03:14 PM
her next boyfriend will be all stary-eyed

samuel redman
06-17-2009, 03:15 PM
she's among the top stars in the world

samuel redman
06-17-2009, 03:17 PM
this made her parents starry-eyed about her future

Joe
06-17-2009, 03:17 PM
the most fucked up part is you think she would have a friend to say, hey let's hold off on the face tatts untill tommorow.

i mean i'm not the most popular mofo in the world, but my friends would not let me get a star feild inked on my face.

but then i'm not very attractive so maybe it would help...

shannon
06-17-2009, 03:20 PM
at least she has the constellation of knowing that she can get them removed

Mayfuck
06-17-2009, 03:23 PM
yeah but i'm sure down the road she'll realize the face value of getting such an interesting tattoo.

wHATcOLOR
06-17-2009, 03:39 PM
maybe she was high.


astronomically high.

ravenguy2000
06-17-2009, 03:50 PM
I give the artist 5 points for creativity.

D.
06-17-2009, 03:51 PM
she got 56 stars tattoed on her face.

Mablak
06-17-2009, 03:51 PM
That girl is being pretty two-faced about this whole issue.

Ol' Couch Ass
06-17-2009, 03:58 PM
I hope she's artistic and can work in the creative arts... if not her only job options are peep show booth attendant and/or carnie.

wHATcOLOR
06-17-2009, 04:01 PM
this serves as a stark reminder of what can happen when you trust others while you sleep

The Jesus
06-17-2009, 04:10 PM
I'd fuck her starfish to help her take her mind off her stupid face.

The Jesus
06-17-2009, 04:11 PM
That's probably the worst sentence I've ever typed.

Mo
06-17-2009, 04:15 PM
She "fell asleep". Sure thing.

Caine Walker
06-17-2009, 04:23 PM
That's probably the worst sentence I've ever typed.

oh, i totally disagree.

Ol' Couch Ass
06-17-2009, 04:40 PM
Why the hell would you get a face tattoo in the first place? She must be starved for attention

Ol' Couch Ass
06-17-2009, 04:42 PM
That tattoo artist sure bastardized her initial design, no?

Eulogy
06-17-2009, 04:44 PM
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45938000/jpg/_45938962_rouslantoumaniantz.jpg

holy jesus i wouldn't let anyone like that put anything on my face. dude looks downright scary. i mean i guess with the field he works in it doesn't matter a whole lot but i'd have some standards.

Ol' Couch Ass
06-17-2009, 04:45 PM
I think she must have been high on painkillers to sleep through the whole thing.

OK fuck I'll stop now.

cork_soaker
06-17-2009, 04:51 PM
http://www.amquix.info/humor/sneetches/sneetchlogo.gif

Caine Walker
06-17-2009, 05:03 PM
i think i'm going to get 56 starbellied sneeches tattooed on my face.

D.
06-17-2009, 05:04 PM
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Mablak
06-17-2009, 05:08 PM
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awesome song

shannon
06-17-2009, 05:33 PM
that shot right there kind of looks like a granny redbull

Travis Meeks
06-17-2009, 06:00 PM
I'd like to place the big dipper on her right cheek

shannon
06-17-2009, 06:10 PM
perhaps you'd also enjoy blowing your Milky Way all over her celestial sphere?

I'm Hardcore
06-17-2009, 06:11 PM
who in their right fucking mind would ever think that getting a tattoo on their face would look cool?

barden
06-17-2009, 06:13 PM
i know a lot of folk who have slept through tattoos.
I dozed off a bit during one of my sessions.

mxzombie
06-17-2009, 06:19 PM
i know a lot of folk who have slept through tattoos.
I dozed off a bit during one of my sessions.on their face? i would imagine it would be considerably more difficult to fall asleep while having one's face tattooed unless artificially induced. cheeks maybe i can understand, but what about when he got to her forehead, cheekbones, or her chin? that would have to kill.

fluxequalsrad
06-17-2009, 06:27 PM
she must be STARk raving mad. hardee har har.

I'm Hardcore
06-17-2009, 06:29 PM
she must really be a dumb bitch

ATS
06-17-2009, 06:33 PM
she should have gotten a second hipinion before going through with this

barden
06-17-2009, 06:37 PM
i dunno, i guess so. but the skin also numbs out a bit after a while.

Ugly
06-17-2009, 06:41 PM
Guess she didn't have an inkling of what was going on.

Winner.

Also, the pic of the tattoo artist freaks me the fuck out.

severin
06-18-2009, 03:34 AM
I give the artist 5 points for creativity.

it sure was a 5-star treatment

I'm Hardcore
06-18-2009, 03:37 AM
i see the needle and the damage done

D.
06-18-2009, 04:15 AM
i know a lot of folk who have slept through tattoos.
I dozed off a bit during one of my sessions.
i have, too. :(

Cool As Ice Cream
06-18-2009, 04:31 AM
http://www.standaard.be/Assets/Images_Upload/2009/06/18/BBC2_GN92BFOTV.1+FCU_sterren3.jpg

http://www.standaard.be/Assets/Images_Upload/2009/06/18/BBC2_GN92BFOTV.1+FCU_sterren1.jpg.275.jpg

Sonic Johnny
06-18-2009, 04:52 AM
tats awful.

Toast
06-18-2009, 11:12 AM
http://www.hln.be/static/FOTO/pe/7/15/14/media_l_939044.jpg

teh b0lly!!1
06-18-2009, 01:19 PM
i have never seen a thread with this many bad jokes in it.
this thread really needs a ba-dam-pam-psh drummer for all those elbow-in-the-ribs, wink wink, "GOT IT?!?!" jokes

Ol' Couch Ass
06-18-2009, 01:23 PM
I'm not sure who they are but Toast really came through with that photoshop.

fluxequalsrad
06-18-2009, 01:24 PM
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RopeyLopey
06-18-2009, 02:27 PM
her dad must be over the moon.

You Said
06-18-2009, 09:15 PM
She didn't look to upset in the photo.

Nimrod's Son
06-18-2009, 10:40 PM
she lost the twinkle in her eyes :(

killtrocity
06-23-2009, 04:58 PM
I think we all knew this was coming.

Teenager Kimberley Vlaminck who had 56 stars tattoed on her face finally comes clean | Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1194910/Teenager-Kimberley-Vlaminck-56-stars-tattoed-face-finally-comes-clean.html)

JokeyLoki
06-23-2009, 05:01 PM
Duh

mushboom
06-24-2009, 09:11 AM
What the hell was she thinking?

Mo
06-24-2009, 09:16 AM
Meh.

Cool As Ice Cream
06-24-2009, 09:45 AM
She went on to blame the Flemish-speaking tattooist for not being able to understand her French and English instructions.
this is way off. the girl speaks flemish. the tattooist speaks french.