View Full Version : i need to make 2000 dollars within a month


samuel redman
06-17-2009, 01:35 PM
give me some suggestions

Thaniel Buckner
06-17-2009, 01:37 PM
steal a bunch of shit.

agenda suicide
06-17-2009, 01:44 PM
prostitution

YSEM
06-17-2009, 01:46 PM
steal a bunch of prostitutes and have sex with them before selling them.

samuel redman
06-17-2009, 01:46 PM
hmm

Mo
06-17-2009, 02:01 PM
Get a job in the garbage removal business.

pale blue eyes
06-17-2009, 02:03 PM
Half.com / eBay / Craigslist.

agenda suicide
06-17-2009, 02:11 PM
Get a job in the garbage removal business.

garbage men get paid pretty well

duovamp
06-17-2009, 02:12 PM
Are you opposed to going through people's garbage?

The Jesus
06-17-2009, 02:14 PM
Sell one of your children.

ifuktyourmom
06-17-2009, 02:50 PM
Sell hot dogs to drunk people around last call time. Charge 2 bucks a piece. The profit margins there are incredible. Peddlers permits are fucking cheap, too. You probably need one or else you'll get arrested. If you do get arrested, I heard coke prices are outrageous in the joint. I assume you need this money for blow.

publius clodius
06-17-2009, 02:54 PM
sell your or somebody else's organs

Joe
06-17-2009, 02:56 PM
kidnap a celebrities child

samuel redman
06-17-2009, 02:56 PM
these are all undoable. thanks for nothing

Brute Squad
06-17-2009, 03:00 PM
get a job that pays slightly above crap

Joe
06-17-2009, 03:13 PM
rob a package store

ravenguy2000
06-17-2009, 03:16 PM
this isn't for some shitty painting at starbucks is it

samuel redman
06-17-2009, 03:17 PM
no i need money

Mo
06-17-2009, 03:35 PM
garbage men get paid pretty well

That was my point.

Mooney
06-17-2009, 03:37 PM
get a job that pays at least 24k/year? math and i are best friends.

wHATcOLOR
06-17-2009, 03:47 PM
how many hours are you able to work in a week?

D.
06-17-2009, 04:06 PM
Sell hot dogs to drunk people around last call time. Charge 2 bucks a piece. The profit margins there are incredible. Peddlers permits are fucking cheap, too. You probably need one or else you'll get arrested. If you do get arrested, I heard coke prices are outrageous in the joint. I assume you need this money for blow.
even better, in westport (kcmo), you can and people do sell them for like, $3.50 and the profit marginsare even higher.

i should know - i worked as a street vendor a total of about 3 years.

duovamp
06-17-2009, 04:20 PM
these are all undoable. thanks for nothing

Maybe you'd pick up some spare change each month if you had an attitude adjustment!

samuel redman
06-17-2009, 05:15 PM
how many hours are you A to work in a week?

with school and all about 20-25

shannon
06-17-2009, 05:29 PM
i'll tell you how, but it's going to cost ya

barden
06-17-2009, 05:32 PM
so you only need a job that pays $20 an hour bra!
s 100 d's @ $20 a head n u set!

shannon
06-17-2009, 05:35 PM
s 100 d's @ $20 a head n u set!

you could probably do this in one shot too, if you're really strapped for time

samuel redman
06-17-2009, 05:46 PM
i got worn out three dicks in =\

mxzombie
06-17-2009, 05:47 PM
you're only supposed to do one at a time, man!

publius clodius
06-17-2009, 05:49 PM
one possible solution is to kill yourself

I'm Hardcore
06-17-2009, 05:50 PM
i heard the crystal skulls have $2000 hidden in EACH of them

Trotskilicious
06-17-2009, 05:57 PM
i have 8 crystal skulls and none of them are fake

publius clodius
06-17-2009, 05:59 PM
never get involved with a crystal skull

mxzombie
06-17-2009, 06:01 PM
what would be the effects of such a relationship on, say, a man's soul?

publius clodius
06-17-2009, 06:02 PM
(it's called sexy)

I'm Hardcore
06-17-2009, 06:04 PM
super volcanoes, bro

ATS
06-17-2009, 06:08 PM
become a day laborer

D.
06-17-2009, 07:48 PM
become a day laborer
yeah, i've done this, too. you probably won't get $2000 in a month, but you will learn that there are certainly people worse off than you.

Ugly
06-17-2009, 08:50 PM
How do you get started in the prositution business? Everyone says it's a good idea to make cash, but where's your "in"? Esp. if you have to start making cash pronto. Randomly asking strangers hardly ever works.

MeAndMyLlama
06-17-2009, 09:58 PM
best way to get started is to buy a cowboy get-up, go to NYC and roam the streets listening to a hand radio. no, you won't make much money, but you may or may not form beautiful freindships with homeless men

Joe
06-17-2009, 11:29 PM
sell you man juice

that will make you about 12 bucks

Gossamer
06-18-2009, 01:31 AM
Get a job at a summer camp!

I'm working at a camp for the entire month of July and I'm going to make exactly $2,000 playing dodgeball and softball with kids for a couple hours a day.

It's good exercise and it's actually pretty fun if you like kids.

Would recommend.

barden
06-18-2009, 03:23 PM
Get a job at a summer camp!

I'm working at a camp for the entire month of July and I'm going to make exactly $2,000 playing dodgeball and softball with kids for a couple hours a day.

It's good exercise and it's actually pretty fun if you like kids.

Would recommend.

i like kids.

Caine Walker
06-18-2009, 03:28 PM
yeah, i've done this, too. you probably won't get $2000 in a month, but you will learn that there are certainly people worse off than you.

he's looking for fastcash, not a lifelesson.

D.
06-18-2009, 04:09 PM
he's looking for fastcash, not a lifelesson.
pfft

Caine Walker
06-18-2009, 08:39 PM
hey D., have you made plans for your trip yet?