give me some suggestions

steal a bunch of shit.

prostitution

steal a bunch of prostitutes and have sex with them before selling them.

hmm

Get a job in the garbage removal business.

Half.com / eBay / Craigslist.

Get a job in the garbage removal business.

garbage men get paid pretty well

Are you opposed to going through people's garbage?

Sell one of your children.

Sell hot dogs to drunk people around last call time. Charge 2 bucks a piece. The profit margins there are incredible. Peddlers permits are fucking cheap, too. You probably need one or else you'll get arrested. If you do get arrested, I heard coke prices are outrageous in the joint. I assume you need this money for blow.

sell your or somebody else's organs

kidnap a celebrities child

these are all undoable. thanks for nothing

get a job that pays slightly above crap

rob a package store

this isn't for some shitty painting at starbucks is it

no i need money

garbage men get paid pretty well

That was my point.

get a job that pays at least 24k/year? math and i are best friends.

how many hours are you able to work in a week?

Sell hot dogs to drunk people around last call time. Charge 2 bucks a piece. The profit margins there are incredible. Peddlers permits are fucking cheap, too. You probably need one or else you'll get arrested. If you do get arrested, I heard coke prices are outrageous in the joint. I assume you need this money for blow.
even better, in westport (kcmo), you can and people do sell them for like, $3.50 and the profit marginsare even higher.

i should know - i worked as a street vendor a total of about 3 years.

these are all undoable. thanks for nothing

Maybe you'd pick up some spare change each month if you had an attitude adjustment!

how many hours are you A to work in a week?

with school and all about 20-25

i'll tell you how, but it's going to cost ya

so you only need a job that pays $20 an hour bra!
s 100 d's @ $20 a head n u set!

s 100 d's @ $20 a head n u set!

you could probably do this in one shot too, if you're really strapped for time

i got worn out three dicks in =\

you're only supposed to do one at a time, man!

one possible solution is to kill yourself

i heard the crystal skulls have $2000 hidden in EACH of them

i have 8 crystal skulls and none of them are fake

never get involved with a crystal skull

what would be the effects of such a relationship on, say, a man's soul?

(it's called sexy)

super volcanoes, bro

become a day laborer

become a day laborer
yeah, i've done this, too. you probably won't get $2000 in a month, but you will learn that there are certainly people worse off than you.

How do you get started in the prositution business? Everyone says it's a good idea to make cash, but where's your "in"? Esp. if you have to start making cash pronto. Randomly asking strangers hardly ever works.

best way to get started is to buy a cowboy get-up, go to NYC and roam the streets listening to a hand radio. no, you won't make much money, but you may or may not form beautiful freindships with homeless men

sell you man juice

that will make you about 12 bucks

Get a job at a summer camp!

I'm working at a camp for the entire month of July and I'm going to make exactly $2,000 playing dodgeball and softball with kids for a couple hours a day.

It's good exercise and it's actually pretty fun if you like kids.

Would recommend.

Get a job at a summer camp!

I'm working at a camp for the entire month of July and I'm going to make exactly $2,000 playing dodgeball and softball with kids for a couple hours a day.

It's good exercise and it's actually pretty fun if you like kids.

Would recommend.

i like kids.

yeah, i've done this, too. you probably won't get $2000 in a month, but you will learn that there are certainly people worse off than you.

he's looking for fastcash, not a lifelesson.

he's looking for fastcash, not a lifelesson.
pfft

hey D., have you made plans for your trip yet?