View Full Version : I was just put in handcuffs for no reason.


D.
06-16-2009, 01:50 AM
WHAT. THE. FUCK.

I'm sitting here in my apartment, as I have been for about 2 hours or so. I hear a knock on the door - I think it's my next door neighbor fucking around.
I open the door and there's like, 5 cops with weapons drawn. I get pushed out of my apartment and put in handcuffs.

Cop 1: What have you been doing tonight?
Me: Uh, I've been surfing the internet.
Cop 1: Anyone else with you in there?
Me: No

*two of the cops rush in my place*

Cop 2: Where do you live?
Me: Right here.
Cop 2: Where's your girlfriend?
Me: My girlfriend lives in the River Market (downtown area) ... well, my ex. Why?
Cop 2: Have you seen a black guy with a hammer in the hallway?
Me: I heard someone banging a hammer earlier.
Cop 2: How did you know it was a hammer?
Me: Well, I mean, it sounded like someone was nailing something on the wall.
Cop 2: Did you see anything?
Me: No, I didn't even open my door.
Cop 1: OK, go back in your apartment and stay there.

Ol' Couch Ass
06-16-2009, 01:55 AM
Weird. You should have exclaimed that this was a private residence, man.

Ol' Couch Ass
06-16-2009, 01:56 AM
Maybe they were Taylor Hanson fans?

Irrelevant
06-16-2009, 01:58 AM
www.infowars.com (http://www.infowars.com)

publius clodius
06-16-2009, 01:58 AM
you do the same thing yourself all the time though right

duovamp
06-16-2009, 01:59 AM
This isn't quite the same as ******'s. This is slightly more homoerotic. In a good way.

wHATcOLOR
06-16-2009, 02:00 AM
i think it was to set up a scene with a goth bartender, except he never showed :/

The Jesus
06-16-2009, 02:16 AM
You should arm yourself the next time you answer the door. :uzi::dead:

I'm not sure of the way the law works over there, but don't they have to arrest you before they can put cuffs on?

mxzombie
06-16-2009, 08:47 AM
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beef curtains
06-16-2009, 12:46 PM
holy shit dude. you need to move somewhere peaceful

Joe
06-16-2009, 02:45 PM
mayhap the cops where the ones hammered

Kahlo
06-16-2009, 02:56 PM
maybe..but aren't you Hispanic in origin? Isn't that a good enough reason for them?

Trotskilicious
06-16-2009, 02:57 PM
no he's italian i think

which is much worse

Thaniel Buckner
06-16-2009, 06:21 PM
so you're going to sue them right?

Thaniel Buckner
06-16-2009, 06:22 PM
i would love for that to happen to me just so i could make bank off the pig department.

hnibos
06-16-2009, 07:20 PM
you mean off us (central floridians)

Thaniel Buckner
06-16-2009, 07:32 PM
by proxy yeah. i mean they basically keep all the cash they find in drug houses and smoke the weed themselves.

hnibos
06-16-2009, 07:35 PM
Interesting.

Thaniel Buckner
06-16-2009, 07:48 PM
r u high

D.
06-16-2009, 08:56 PM
maybe..but aren't you Hispanic in origin? Isn't that a good enough reason for them?
i am, which i guess means i was asking for it.

wHATcOLOR
06-16-2009, 09:01 PM
were they furry pink handcuffs

D.
06-16-2009, 10:01 PM
boy do i wish! one of the cops was a looker !!

I'm Hardcore
06-16-2009, 10:04 PM
well

D.
06-16-2009, 10:05 PM
HERE'S YOUR PATRIOT ACT

I'm Hardcore
06-17-2009, 12:43 AM
fuck the Patriot Act. Xenophobia rules the world.

Trotskilicious
06-17-2009, 04:29 AM
i am afraid of xeno

mxzombie
06-17-2009, 08:05 AM
i am afraid of xenu

ravenguy2000
06-17-2009, 08:08 AM
i'm afraid of dying alone

Caine Walker
06-17-2009, 08:44 AM
I'M AFRAID OF AMERICANS

D.
06-17-2009, 01:25 PM
i'm afraid of heights