WHAT. THE. FUCK.

I'm sitting here in my apartment, as I have been for about 2 hours or so. I hear a knock on the door - I think it's my next door neighbor fucking around.
I open the door and there's like, 5 cops with weapons drawn. I get pushed out of my apartment and put in handcuffs.

Cop 1: What have you been doing tonight?
Me: Uh, I've been surfing the internet.
Cop 1: Anyone else with you in there?
Me: No

*two of the cops rush in my place*

Cop 2: Where do you live?
Me: Right here.
Cop 2: Where's your girlfriend?
Me: My girlfriend lives in the River Market (downtown area) ... well, my ex. Why?
Cop 2: Have you seen a black guy with a hammer in the hallway?
Me: I heard someone banging a hammer earlier.
Cop 2: How did you know it was a hammer?
Me: Well, I mean, it sounded like someone was nailing something on the wall.
Cop 2: Did you see anything?
Me: No, I didn't even open my door.
Cop 1: OK, go back in your apartment and stay there.

Weird. You should have exclaimed that this was a private residence, man.

Maybe they were Taylor Hanson fans?

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you do the same thing yourself all the time though right

This isn't quite the same as ******'s. This is slightly more homoerotic. In a good way.

i think it was to set up a scene with a goth bartender, except he never showed :/

You should arm yourself the next time you answer the door. :uzi::dead:

I'm not sure of the way the law works over there, but don't they have to arrest you before they can put cuffs on?

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holy shit dude. you need to move somewhere peaceful

mayhap the cops where the ones hammered

maybe..but aren't you Hispanic in origin? Isn't that a good enough reason for them?

no he's italian i think

which is much worse

so you're going to sue them right?

i would love for that to happen to me just so i could make bank off the pig department.

you mean off us (central floridians)

by proxy yeah. i mean they basically keep all the cash they find in drug houses and smoke the weed themselves.

Interesting.

r u high

maybe..but aren't you Hispanic in origin? Isn't that a good enough reason for them?
i am, which i guess means i was asking for it.

were they furry pink handcuffs

boy do i wish! one of the cops was a looker !!

well

HERE'S YOUR PATRIOT ACT

fuck the Patriot Act. Xenophobia rules the world.

i am afraid of xeno

i am afraid of xenu

i'm afraid of dying alone

I'M AFRAID OF AMERICANS

i'm afraid of heights