View Full Version : i just awoke to three strangers in my house


Thaniel Buckner
06-13-2009, 09:19 PM
looking for my neighbor. also named john. they were directed upstairs by my downstairs neighbor (also named john) who saw them and said "you're looking for john right? he's upstairs." and i stupidly left my door unlocked. they knocked and knocked and nobody came to the door. so they came in rustled me from my nyquil induced slumber. in my pitch black room. they were confused, especially since the john they were looking for is wheelchair bound. and i live upstairs.

pretty sure that's the last time i'll forget to do that. left all of the paraphernalia in plain view too. they seemed like cool people. one was wearing an avenged sevenfold shirt.

duovamp
06-13-2009, 09:23 PM
they were confused, especially since the john they were looking for is wheelchair bound.


You finally made the full transformation into The Dude.

duovamp
06-13-2009, 09:23 PM
Grab Fogelsong as your Walter, Gossamer as your Donnie, and start adventuring!

Thaniel Buckner
06-13-2009, 09:25 PM
You finally made the full transformation into The Dude.
are you saying the carpet pissers did this?

Luke de Spa
06-13-2009, 09:27 PM
wasn't this guy supposed to be a millionaire?

Luke de Spa
06-13-2009, 09:28 PM
he looks like a fuckin' loser

Thaniel Buckner
06-13-2009, 09:28 PM
hey at least i'm housebroken

JokeyLoki
06-13-2009, 09:57 PM
Nice marmot.

Trotskilicious
06-13-2009, 10:17 PM
this also learns us that there should be far less people named john

Luke de Spa
06-13-2009, 10:49 PM
fewer

barden
06-13-2009, 10:54 PM
if i said 'this also learns us' at school i'd have been marked wrong. damn my colonial education i fucken hate your mother fuck i am desirng the freedom!!!!!!!!!!!!1

of education!!!!!

and

oh fuck this im going to bed

duovamp
06-13-2009, 11:09 PM
fewer

I was totally going to say that...

hnibos
06-13-2009, 11:37 PM
looking for my neighbor. also named john. they were directed upstairs by my downstairs neighbor (also named john) who saw them and said "you're looking for john right? he's upstairs." and i stupidly left my door unlocked. they knocked and knocked and nobody came to the door. so they came in rustled me from my nyquil induced slumber. in my pitch black room. they were confused, especially since the john they were looking for is wheelchair bound. and i live upstairs.

pretty sure that's the last time i'll forget to do that. left all of the paraphernalia in plain view too. they seemed like cool people. one was wearing an avenged sevenfold shirt.

yea, you didnt go to college

Trotskilicious
06-13-2009, 11:39 PM
i used "learns us" i figured someone would know i was intentionally using poor grammar

but thanks

duovamp
06-13-2009, 11:44 PM
Uh oh.

Trotskilicious
06-14-2009, 12:33 AM
immunna go play me some OOTP later daweges?

agenda suicide
06-14-2009, 12:47 AM
are you talking about order of the phoenix?

fluxequalsrad
06-14-2009, 01:42 AM
paraphernalia

:smoke:

murgle
06-14-2009, 11:54 PM
are you talking about order of the phoenix?

Is it sad that I thought this too?

agenda suicide
06-15-2009, 12:26 AM
no, not at all.

Joe
06-15-2009, 04:55 AM
harry potter is gay


thats kinda weird though, cause one time, that exact same thing happened to me only i was the guy in some strangers appartment, i was trying to buy weed, and this guy had a broken arm and leg from a car crash, so his landlord? or someone said, yeah go upstairs last door on the right, so needless to say, when this guy inally wakes up and has no broken bones, we realised we had been misled. so we leave, and the crippled guy is climbing the stairs, he lived in the last door on the left.


anyway i figured it was kinda like what happened to you

Cool As Ice Cream
06-15-2009, 05:00 AM
do you have a cold? and what paraphernalia?

cork_soaker
06-15-2009, 05:16 AM
for drugs

Cool As Ice Cream
06-15-2009, 05:23 AM
omg drugs that's like so random

Trotskilicious
06-15-2009, 03:07 PM
are you talking about order of the phoenix?

<a href="http://www.ootpdevelopments.com/">Out of the Park Baseball</a>

though i have read order of the phoenix and harry potter is not gay