View Full Version : death penalty for pets?


ATS
06-12-2009, 02:52 PM
have any of you guys ever executed a pet for punishment for a crime/misdeed? if so what was the crime and was it a first offense?

samuel redman
06-12-2009, 03:07 PM
i would, a misguided deranged pet does no good to anybody

shannon
06-12-2009, 03:08 PM
what kind of "crimes" do pets commit?

samuel redman
06-12-2009, 03:09 PM
hate crimes against black people

duovamp
06-12-2009, 03:12 PM
http://threadbombing.com/data/media/2/mythbusters.gif

ATS
06-12-2009, 06:12 PM
two of my mice are consistently attacking each other and a third, weaker mouse. the attacks are very serious

Eulogy
06-12-2009, 06:19 PM
we got a puppy a while back, but it nipped my hand so i slit its throat.

Eulogy
06-12-2009, 06:19 PM
i like to think i won.

smashingjj
06-12-2009, 06:38 PM
i buy pets for the sole purpose of executing them. it's legal if it's your own.

YSEM
06-13-2009, 02:30 PM
two of my mice are consistently attacking each other and a third, weaker mouse. the attacks are very serious
aw im glad you've continued to keep mice. i still have two myself. just yesterday i got a rat and named her rebecca. she's adorable and she adores me and i her. she needs a friend though. stinks about your mean rodents. ';[

Future Boy
06-13-2009, 03:52 PM
Yes is the comedy option right.

agenda suicide
06-13-2009, 04:37 PM
future boy, can I see a picture of you?

maoi
06-13-2009, 05:35 PM
two of my are consistently attacking each other and a third, weaker mouse. the attacks are very serious

i wouldn't be so rash with execution. we must blame society first for deliquent animals

The Jesus
06-13-2009, 05:37 PM
I throttled a cat to death with my bare hands when it helped itself to one of the chicken legs on my dinner plate.

ATS
06-15-2009, 03:09 PM
last night i saved a wild rat from a vicious assault by one of our cats in the back yard. then in the car port another one of our cats had cornered a baby squirrel

beef curtains
06-16-2009, 12:36 AM
One of my cats has a habit of pissing and shitting on the carpet when she's mad. We've talked a lot about putting her down, but we've let it go on so long at this point it seems a waste to kill her. She's looking at me right now, I think she can read my thoughts. My carpet's going to get it tonight

Joe
06-16-2009, 12:40 AM
why should pets not be held acountable for there crimes?

and is there not a law that says a dog who bites a human legaly has to be put down?

maoi
06-16-2009, 01:43 AM
One of my cats has a habit of pissing and shitting on the carpet when she's mad. We've talked a lot about putting her down, but we've let it go on so long at this point it seems a waste to kill her. She's looking at me right now, I think she can read my thoughts. My carpet's going to get it tonight

this is a joke post right

ohnoitsbonnie
06-16-2009, 01:44 AM
last night i saved a wild rat from a vicious assault by one of our cats in the back yard. then in the car port another one of our cats had cornered a baby squirrel

:)

publius clodius
06-16-2009, 02:54 AM
only for jewish pets

Joe
06-16-2009, 03:57 PM
this thread turned out quite racist

ATS
06-16-2009, 04:56 PM
One of my cats has a habit of pissing and shitting on the carpet when she's mad. We've talked a lot about putting her down, but we've let it go on so long at this point it seems a waste to kill her. She's looking at me right now, I think she can read my thoughts. My carpet's going to get it tonight

exterminatus.

Hypocaust
06-16-2009, 07:02 PM
I once killed a cat. For being a cat.

redbull
06-16-2009, 07:04 PM
remember when stacee said it was more important to rescue dogs than people in the hurricane katrina thread