View Full Version : Being a big guy has its advantages, and its disadvantages


ravenguy2000
06-11-2009, 07:54 PM
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Sarcastic Smile
06-11-2009, 08:01 PM
that old bitch..anybody who needs help to wipe their ass due to age or medical reasons is not going to have the problems solved by that stick thing

Gossamer
06-11-2009, 08:03 PM
BILLY MAYS HERE, I'M READY TO SELL YOU THIS AMAZING NEW PRODUCT.
ARE YOU BUYING IT YET?
IM STILL YELLING WHY ARENT YOU BUYING IT YET!?!

shannon
06-11-2009, 08:04 PM
toilet paper is soooooo archaic

shannon
06-11-2009, 08:05 PM
vince sham wow could have done better

shannon
06-11-2009, 08:05 PM
they should put a little light at the end and market it as a night time reading tool as well

wHATcOLOR
06-11-2009, 08:07 PM
NO FATS
NO FEMS

shannon
06-11-2009, 08:07 PM
sex toy/reading tool/ass wiper/window cleaner

duovamp
06-11-2009, 08:08 PM
they should put a little light at the end and market it as a night time reading tool as well

And a clock/radio.

shannon
06-11-2009, 08:09 PM
ipod ready

Gossamer
06-11-2009, 08:11 PM
The slim clip is a pretty terrible invention as well.
Idk if you guys have seen the informercial for that yet.

I mean you know you have a shitty product when one of your selling points is, "hey if you put it in a blender it won't break!"

but what do i know, 400,000 people bought snuggies.

and that shamwow guy was doing pretty well for himself until he got bit by that hooker

shannon
06-11-2009, 08:12 PM
you mean before he beat that hookers face to a pulp?

Sarcastic Smile
06-11-2009, 08:12 PM
vince sham wow could have done better

damn beat me to it..

Gossamer
06-11-2009, 08:15 PM
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"hey dude, nice rug is it new ahhhhhhhhhhhhh WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST STEP IN?!?"

Gossamer
06-11-2009, 08:16 PM
what kind of lazy fuck do you need to be to buy a grass rug for your dog to poop on because you don't feel like taking it outside for 2 minutes?

shannon
06-11-2009, 08:16 PM
a safe place! away from all of that dangerous grass and dirt that they should be pissing and shitting on!

Gossamer
06-11-2009, 08:17 PM
seriously though if I ever go to somebody's house and they have one of those fucking rugs, I'm just going to sit myself down on it, take a nice big poop, and promptly leave.

I mean what are they going to do to me?
If they're too lazy to walk their goddamn dog, I highly doubt they're going to get out of their seat to chase me down the road and then get into a fist fight with me.

WAY TOO MANY CARBS WOULD GET BURNED

shannon
06-11-2009, 08:23 PM
"OH BUT WAIT!! AFTER TWO WEEKS OF YOUR FRIENDLY LITTLE PAL DOING HIS NO NO'S ON THE POTTY PATCH, YOU'LL NOTICE A SPROUT OF GARDENIAS AND OTHER VARIOUS CARNATIONS!! RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES!!"

Floppy Nono
06-11-2009, 08:27 PM
they should put a mirror on the end of it so i can check to see if im clean instead of having to do the one finger test every time

threetwooneZERO
06-12-2009, 12:09 AM
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Shallowed
06-12-2009, 02:51 AM
Three things I noticed about the "toilet paper is dirty" statement..

•It's not dirty.

•It's certainly no more dirty than your average toilet/bathroom/asshole

•The product is useful for OCD people who don't want to touch icky yucky toilet paper yet you have to put the toilet paper in the gripper thing with your hands anyway.

Starla
06-12-2009, 04:55 AM
I went to school with this eco conscience hippie years ago who insisted on making her family use cut up sheets for tp. They each had their own little hook in the bathroom to hang the cloth on.

vanilla
06-12-2009, 09:41 AM
I went to school with this eco conscience hippie years ago who insisted on making her family use cut up sheets for tp. They each had their own little hook in the bathroom to hang the cloth on.

Did they reuse the cloth?

Mo
06-12-2009, 09:46 AM
I never, not once, found being a "big guy" advantageous. Not even with such a nifty ass-wiper.

fluxequalsrad
06-12-2009, 10:49 AM
Again - what are the advantages of being a big guy? I think this guy is insinuating that getting to wipe your ass with a large wand is a plus.

duovamp
06-12-2009, 11:24 AM
Incurring the love of ravenguy. And really, is there any greater advantage to be had?

mxzombie
06-12-2009, 11:27 AM
bigger is better, this is america. come on, guys

samuel redman
06-12-2009, 11:27 AM
fat guys would need a stick to wipe their ass

wHATcOLOR
06-12-2009, 03:17 PM
this is the worst product idea ever. it's not like you can have very much precision using a device like that. it's entirely possible it will create more mess than you'd have without it.

Sarcastic Smile
06-12-2009, 03:19 PM
shit on a stick

Gossamer
06-12-2009, 03:32 PM
this is the worst product idea ever. it's not like you can have very much precision using a device like that. it's entirely possible it will create more mess than you'd have without it.

who put a stick up your butt?

fluxequalsrad
06-12-2009, 03:45 PM
shit on a stick

10 cents a lick.