I'm trying to think who was a worse boarder than mojo jojo but I can't remember, please, help me jog my weed damaged brain and make sure I realize that there have been far worse than mojo jojo.

effloresce

come on, man. that was easy

more more

tessellation

see how many we can get before we decide "Wait mojo jojo is bottom 10%"

he's easily in the bottom ten percent. no doubt.

you

antipop

28if

gossamer

me.

hahaha oh goodness.

dude's right. Gossamer.

i would really have to look at some examples to decide if people like 28if, the pasta guy, and gossamer are bottom 10.

dude's right. Gossamer.

see, he's already got three votes. these are the facts i need to make an informed decision.

gossamer is pretty terrible but in the way that actually provides some entertainment for the board. he's definitely better than banana and they have the same capacity for destruction. so if i could vote people off the island i'd keep gossamer around for a bit.

pasta of muppet is ok.

pasta is easily the most usefull netphorian

where would you put ella, trots? i'm just curious.

i think it's time for a revision to the tier system.

ella. uh.

sometimes i like her
sometimes i am slightly annoyed by her
sometimes i dislike her
sometimes i hate her
sometimes i really hate her
sometimes i really really hate her

pretty much typical of my attitude towards women.

yeah, I was gonna say, don't people REALLY dislike banana?

see, you get it.

yeah, I was gonna say, don't people REALLY dislike banana?

out of sight, out of mind.

yeah, I was gonna say, don't people REALLY dislike banana?

banana wore off once he started obviously trolling. when it was just generally "wow you're a dumbshit" it was like HOLY SHIT THIS GUY

but once it got to the point where it was like. "dude. you're making this up." he stopped being a point of contention. and now he doesn't post as much.

he'll be back.

speaking of, mayfuck seems to have been gone for quite a while.

banana wore off once he started obviously trolling. when it was just generally "wow you're a dumbshit" it was like HOLY SHIT THIS GUY

but once it got to the point where it was like. "dude. you're making this up." he stopped being a point of contention. and now he doesn't post as much.

very true.

he'll be back.

speaking of, mayfuck seems to have been gone for quite a while.

mayfuck is a hall of famer

i meant to say "speaking of people who have been gone for a while, "

as much as i loathe him, i will not deny his place around here.

























that fucking prick son of a bitch.

all the mormon boarders

snak<w>etheblak<c>e was their king.

you

antipop


uhh no

If he were here from the beginning you guys would love him. He reminds me of some of the old posters

lol i am one of the old posters

really?

OH THE INTRIGUE

who

what's the story with him anyway

he's a mystery wrapped in an enigma.

all the mormon boarders
:rofl:

snak<w>etheblak<c>e was their king.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

YES, GOD YES!!

I remember reading snake the blake's blog or website or whatever and it made me L o L

snake the blake was during my hiatus

snake the blake was during my hiatus

feel free to take another

snake the blake basically made a car payment for pakula on his way out

feel free to take another

BUUUUUUUUURRRRN.

That just happened.

i know this board kind of sucks without me though

I really don't dislike mojo tbh. He seems like a nice guy and doesn't afraid of anything.

feel free to take another

plus one

The only stupid post is the one that does not get posted.

The only stupid post is the one that does not get posted.

Not true, not true at all.

The only stupid post is the one that does not get posted.

THAT POST WAS STUPID!!

naw your cool

Not true, not true at all.

Duh.

I remember reading snake the blake's blog or website or whatever and it made me L o L

http://i41.tinypic.com/21ak1u8.jpg

Photobucket this image has been moved or deleted etc.

Duh.

Look here, buddy. I'll bust you down to sergeant so fast it'll make your head spin.

Photobucket this image has been moved or deleted etc.

I fixed it

good stuff

I fixed it

God bless!

Look here, buddy. I'll bust you down to sergeant so fast it'll make your head spin.

pretty sure this is a line from delta farce :/

The Simpsons. Wiggum says it to Lou when they arrest Cecil and Sideshow Bob.

it's a cliche

snake the blake was during my hiatus

damn shame you missed it. I made this amazing compilation mega thread of all of snake the blakes "best" posts and just posted them one after another, out of context. It was one of the best threads ever. So much hilarity. It was at the top of a google search (as you can see from jokeyloki's screen cap).

an uber rightwing arrogant racist homophobe. he made nimrod's son look like an informed genius in comparison. he would start threads in the political board with extremely insulting rants about liberals, freely using name-calling. The kicker is that when people starting trashing him back, he would call timeouts and demand that people should be respectful in debates. He would chide people for using insults. He would constantly quote any misspellings and/or grammar errors and then denigrate your intelligence.

Oh, another kicker: he was a family therapist. Also, the reason he paid pakula to erase his existence on this board was another awesome fiasco.

the funny part of that simpsons line is that lou says "I am a sergeant" right?

i think i still have one of his earliest posts in my signature:

Lou: "We caught Cecil, Chief."
Wiggum: "Cecil? I think not. This looks like the work of crazy Sideshow Bob."
Lisa: "No Chief Wiggum, it's the the truth, Bob's innocent."
Wiggum: "Innocent? That sounds like the testimony of crazy Lisa Simpson."
Lou: "Uh, Chief, Cecil just voluntarily confessed."
Wiggum: "Good work Lou, you'll make Sergeant for this."
Lou: "I already am Sergeant, Chief."
Wiggum: "Take 'em away."
Bob: "But I saved the children's lives, I'm a hero!"
Wiggum: "Maybe so, but Lou here says you were resisting arrest."
Lou: "No I didn't."
Wiggum: "Quiet Lou! Or I'll bust your ass down to Sergeant so fast your head will spin."

yeah but the humor is not from the last line it's from the fact that lou is a sergeant and has already said so

i believe in jingo by terry pratchett, sergeant colon threatens to promote corporal nobbs so fast his head will spin.

the phrase isn't uncommon

oh wait, that sig is from a private message he sent to me. he was in his boarding infancy, and he threw up some assinine nonsense on the political board, so I was responding with some light snarkiness -- not direct meanness. And this guy private messages me to basically call a time out, asking me stop making fun of him. Despite the fact that his original post was something along the lines of rhetorically asking why all liberals are so immoral.... I told him not to take my posts so hard, and that I was mainly trying to be humorous and in his reply contained that gem which i put in my sig. he only got worse over time.

^ makes sence i'm sure most lines from delta farce where stolen from cartoons

... well thanks for missing the whole point mojo jojo but whatever

^ makes sence i'm sure most lines from delta farce where stolen from cartoons

what the ...

yeah but the humor is not from the last line it's from the fact that lou is a sergeant and has already said so

i believe in jingo by terry pratchett, sergeant colon threatens to promote corporal nobbs so fast his head will spin.

the phrase isn't uncommon

It's a funny little cliche and people use it often.

But there are many jokes within the exchange. Initially it's funny that Lou is already a sergeant, but the absurdity grows when it becomes clear that Wiggum STILL does not understand/remember this fact. Plus his wording is funny, adding to the general hilarity of the situation.

now we've discussed it at length academically and have rendered it completely humorless

Heh heh, Wiggum looks like a pig...

he called me chief piggum!

(everyone laughs)

oh haha. now i get it.

That pig comment really hurt... being that I look like a pig and all...

damn shame you missed it. I made this amazing compilation mega thread of all of snake the blakes "best" posts and just posted them one after another, out of context. It was one of the best threads ever. So much hilarity. It was at the top of a google search (as you can see from jokeyloki's screen cap).

an uber rightwing arrogant racist homophobe. he made nimrod's son look like an informed genius in comparison. he would start threads in the political board with extremely insulting rants about liberals, freely using name-calling. The kicker is that when people starting trashing him back, he would call timeouts and demand that people should be respectful in debates. He would chide people for using insults. He would constantly quote any misspellings and/or grammar errors and then denigrate your intelligence.

Oh, another kicker: he was a family therapist. Also, the reason he paid pakula to erase his existence on this board was another awesome fiasco.

then, of course, there was the picture on the beach and the photoshopped cock shot.

Don't forget the picture of his baby son puking on him.

wait, snaketheblade paid pakula to erase his existence from the board? awesome...

Apparently some of his college-bashing blog entries were re-posted here, and his university found out (O.S.L.T.).

me circa 2003?

okay so i went looking for old i_dont_live posts and didn't come up with much, but this thread is retrospectively hilarious:

http://forums.netphoria.org/general-chat-archive/76159-if-bush-wins-im-killing-somebody.html

i wanna see / read more of snakes antics.
the beach picture. the photoshopped cocks.
go into more details about him leaving.
i sorta remember him but it was on one of my returns and i was catching up.

tis true tis true.

also i think mojo is a troll

I'm glad I've been voted for three times, especially by the likes of I'm Hardcore and Caine Walker.

the light
never nohen

just think if you guys share all the snake gossip then his money spent on pakula would become irrelevant!
Every fact is one more dollar wasted!

i just remember him being morman, being a therapist who apparenly had alot in common with nimrod when it came to success and $$ in that it was all obviously there, and then he left.

moarman

green chair/octopus jar
trykristin
barden

i'm slowly chipping away at you nimrod. i will bring you down.

this shit is great, it's one of those tensions that goes back years, pretty epic.

I'm glad I've been voted for three times, especially by the likes of I'm Hardcore and Caine Walker.

check this guy, looking for support

i hope he chokes.

check this guy, looking for support

lol you have issues

lol you have issues

with your terrible boarding/personality, yes

check this guy, looking for support

maybe he should try the o-board

yeah man totally maybe i should!

you're so cool thanks for the advice!

I hear they're planning to invade Netphoria.

I hear they already have.

Those O-board sissies wouldn't last here a second. Our negativity and advertisements keep us in a veritable Helm's Deep of messageboards. I challenge them to invade. And when they do, we will retaliate in full force. Because our admins don't give a FUCK.

They must be bringing it down from the inside as we speak.

a bunch of people who are bigger nerds than the ones who inhabit netphoria are coming here.

:rolleyes:

i could do with some of that invaision shit.

^ yeah it would be fun

I'm pretty useless. I don't contribute to anything, and the only two reps I ever got were both negative.

Rarely

mojo jojo, are you Rarely?

http://i41.tinypic.com/21ak1u8.jpg

this thread cannot be found any longer

mojo jojo, are you Rarely?

!

please god let that be true. hilarity would ensue of the likes we haven't seen since stefanie's life got destroyed.

mojo jojo is definitely not Rarely

We could mute him though, right?

this thread cannot be found any longer

as mentioned before, snake the blake actually paid pakula money to have it deleted.

this thread cannot be found any longer
This seems to get the job done:
http://i44.tinypic.com/1zcpm4k.jpg

I love how all the necessary details were included. Whoever did this is a hero.

Hahahaha

Should have included his real name. Bl<html>ake Alt<html>om. Too bad it's censored too. Blake *****.

i haven't noticed mojo jojo being worse or better than anyone else here

mojo jojo is definitely not Rarely

how can you be so sure?

rarely had nothing to contribute other than hatred towards women and nimrod.

if anyone was rarely it was effloresce

Bonnie

i haven't noticed mojo jojo being worse or better than anyone else here

ooooh look at julio contradicting everyone

rarely had nothing to contribute other than hatred towards women and nimrod.
pot, kettle

i'm just kiddin' trotsky :love:

oh you know who else sucks? Yo soy

ABSTRACT
Employer’s Perceptions of Utah State University’s Marriage and Family Therapy
Program Requirements
by
Blake D. Alt<test>om, Master of Science
Utah State University, 2008
Major Professor: Dr. Scot M. Allgood
Committee Members: Dr. Thorana S. Nelson, Kaelin M. Olsen
Department: Family, Consumer, and Human Development
The purpose of this study was to assess the influence of program requirements on
employability of Utah State University (USU) marriage and family therapy (MFT)
program graduates, the training and employability of USU MFT graduates, and whether
or not there is anything that sets these graduates apart from graduates of other MFT
programs. Nineteen employers participated in this study. Twelve of these employers
were known to have hired USU MFT graduates as the graduates’ first employment postgraduation,
and seven of the participants were considered potential employers: those
who could hire MFTs in the future. Questions were asked to these participants
regarding seven major requirements of USU’s MFT program. A six-point Likert scale
was implemented where participants were able to rank the helpfulness of each
requirement and the influence it might have on the hiring process. Participants were
given prompts to provide comments or explanations of each question.

anyone has that picture of that baby puking on him?

oh you know who else sucks? Yo soy

I'm 2 minds about her. Bonnie really puts her into perspective.

that's ok cause I'm here to hate men to keep this fair and balanced

starla is worse than mojo

This seems to get the job done:
http://i44.tinypic.com/1zcpm4k.jpg

I love how all the necessary details were included. Whoever did this is a hero.

Oh man I just remembered that I was the one who posted that.

starla is worse than mojo

please. don't you have some obama worshipping to do?

don't you have more arguments to run away from?

you never did admit where you heard or read that obama was registered as a muslim in school, nor did you admit that you may have been mistaken when I gave you articles debunking that rumor.

Here's one of many. It's really not that hard to look it up.

It is true that the Associated Press reported, in passing back in January, that Obama was "enrolled as a Muslim" in a Catholic school in Indonesia in 1967. He was six years' old at the time. The bulk of the AP article was devoted to rebutting rumors that the Illinois senator had attended an Islamic madrassa while growing up in Indonesia.
Was Obama ever a Muslim? - Fact Checker (http://blog.washingtonpost.com/fact-checker/2008/06/was_obama_a_muslim.html)

At first, Obama attended the Catholic school, Fransiskus Assisis, where documents showed he enrolled as a Muslim, the religion of his stepfather.


Obama Debunks Claim About Islamic School - washingtonpost.com (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/24/AR2007012400371_pf.html)

cool. a report that says he was registered as a muslim, but not a muslim.

So why do you feel the need to say that the obama and/or the media is deceptively hiding his muslim past when even the very first source you bring up says he was not a muslim?

you never did admit where you heard or read that obama was registered as a muslim in school, nor did you admit that you may have been mistaken when I gave you articles debunking that rumor.


cool. a report that says he was registered as a muslim, but not a muslim.

So why do you feel the need to say that the obama and/or the media is deceptively hiding his muslim past when even the very first source you bring up says he was not a muslim?

:Skeptical

Why does it matter

:Skeptical

context matters

cool. a report that says he was registered as a muslim, but not a muslim.


:erm:

who gives a fuck whether he is/was/wants to be a Muslim or not?

debaser

allah

I was hoping to pinpoint what rightwing source starla was getting her arguments from, but since she was savvy enough only post neutral sources, that became moot. Her overall point when she brought it up is still pretty incoherent.

debaser

based on this thread, yeah, i deserve that

cool. a report that says he was registered as a muslim, but not a muslim.

So why do you feel the need to say that the obama and/or the media is deceptively hiding his muslim past when even the very first source you bring up says he was not a muslim?


In the last article, it does claim there is a document showing he was registered as a Muslim in Catholic school.

I really don't care what his religion was and I already stated that on the other forum.

Why would Obama try to cover up his past? Would it be the same reason he distanced himself from people like Rev Wright?

who gives a fuck whether he is/was/wants to be a Muslim or not?

that isn't the point. the point is he made a big fucking stink of it during the election and made a huge point that his dad was an athiest, his grandmother christian, and he was never a muslim.

he's reversing himself constantly which speaks to him being a lying fuck who can't be trusted

Why would Obama try to cover up his past? Would it be the same reason he distanced himself from people like Rev Wright?

Because this country is filled islamophobic gun nuts like you and nimrod. He's doing it for his own protection.

Cover up what, exactly? Being registered as a muslim by mere formality in a secular public school when he was 6 years old doesn't bring anything relevant to the table.

I also can't see how that relates at all to distancing himself from Rev Wright. He distanced himself from Wright because Wright is a big douchebag.

he's reversing himself constantly which speaks to him being a lying fuck who can't be trusted.

so you voted for him.

Because this country is filled islamophobic gun nuts like you and nimrod. He's doing it for his own protection.

I thought you quit netphoria? please tell me you didn't come back just to call me an islamic gun nut.

when did i ever say i quit

islamophobic

yes

when did i ever say i quit

n/m. I thought you started a thread a couple weeks or so about how you're leaving. It's nice to have you back though. I gotta go clean my guns.

he's reversing himself constantly which speaks to him being a lying who can't be trusted

this makes him any different from other politicians how?

i took a vacation. i went to montana. it was cool.

so you voted for him.

i'm severely regretting that decision and not writing in ron paul

i took a vacation. i went to montana. it was cool.

I'm shocked that you didn't stop by. I would have fixed dinner... made some fresh brewed tea...

fry up a buffalo you killed perhaps

i asked if you were around highway 89!!!

wht if you shook hands

that isn't the point. the point is he made a big fucking stink of it during the election and made a huge point that his dad was an athiest, his grandmother christian, and he was never a muslim.

he's reversing himself constantly which speaks to him being a lying fuck who can't be trusted

listen here u f4ggot when i was six years old i believed a lot of things.

Why would Obama try to cover up his past? Would it be the same reason he distanced himself from people like Rev Wright?

i dont know about the rest of netphoria but if this is what the so called 'ruler of the free world' considers a cover up i'm not very impressed with the guy!
Then again, we are dealing with netphorian slueths here, able to dig up that hidden past from one of the most powerful men in the world with such ease.

i'm gonna live in montana one day :)

at least i would really like that.

it's nice when you FUCKS RUIN MY THREAD WITH BULLSHIT FROM THE "POLITICS" BOARD

DEMERITS FROM EVERYONE

sorry, man

Politics gen chat neg rep

you know if obama is muslim it would be really easy for him to suicide bomb the white house....

we need to just combine politics board and general board

I dunno, that place gets pretty hairy during election time.

everything should

blue star isn't around to spam news articles anymore either so you might as well merge everything

nimrod is hostile to this idea though, i already argued on behalf of it

ya fags

i can see how nimrod would like to keep his embarrassments away from the general board

responding to this buttheaded tomfoolery is embarassing too guy

i have no problem reducing myself to petty pointless argument from time to time. at least general board can pull in more victims. spread the misery.

heh you said butt.

i'm not making a good case for this i see

i can't wait for a few months to past by and then i can make a snake the blake like compilation thread but just filled with starla quotes

how did this thread get to be 6 pages long?
*sigh*

somebody decided to start analyzing a simpsons joke for chrissakes

*clears throat* I HAVE A NAME, JERK!

this thread is great

FU AGGIE

somebody decided to start analyzing a simpsons joke for chrissakes

i thought it was a diffrent joke!!!!

mayhap someone should strap a suicide bomb to starla

Mojo sure is talking a lot about suicide lately, particularly of the bomb variety.

i've reported him to the DHS already