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Drunken man impaled by 12-inch spiked fence up his butt (http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=2673)

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Rescue authorities say a drunk South African man impaled himself through the butt on a nearly 12-inch spiked security fence after he allegedly tried to break into a museum.
Siyana Pasiwe, 32, was pinned to the fence for two hours before rescuers were able to remove him from the spike using an axle grinder, according to reports.
He claims that he wasn’t breaking into the museum, but that he was trying to find a short cut home after a booze fueled night.
“I woke up and decided to continue walking home, but when I saw a tree I thought I would be able to jump to the other side”.
Pasiwe was hospitalized for intestinal and rectal injuries, but claims he didn’t suffer any pain during the incident because of the amount of alcohol he consumed.
Via The London Paper (http://www.thelondonpaper.com/thelondonpaper/weird/odd-news/shocking-photos-of-a-man-who-impaled-himself-on-a-fence-after-a-30-cm-)
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He's gonna have quite a tail to tell.

Guy really got a bum deal.

Too bad about that fence but I'm sure it will all come out in the end.

At least he's finally gotten over that anal-retentive stage.

What, what, in his butt?

there's probably a rebuttal to this story

oh god

what, too deep for you?

we'll never be able to make heads or tails of god's plan for this world

quite a few holes in his story

i guess you could certainly say he had a long pointy piece of metal well inside of his body

I heard authorities have seen a spike in this sort of incident.

cutting wit there

I have a hole lot more.

i'm just glad he wore a pull-over considering such pole-ar temperatures

museums can be a pain in the ass

yeah they can be a real ripoff

ravenguy is my favorite poster now

i can't believe how far that thing went up his gossamer

gossamer obviously isn't sharp/clenching enough for this thread

ravenguy is my favorite poster now

he still hates you.

mabey the guy was just pointed in the wrong direction

gives a hole new meaning to having a poke shit in the woods?

still on the fence about the museums new picaso section

section

explains the recent spike in antiquities prices

breaking into the museum, what a bum wrap

he still hates you.

mabey the guy was just pointed in the wrong direction


lol i don't care if he hates me or not, we've never spoken ever so he doesn't even know me.

still doesn't change the fact that I think his posts are pretty much always hilarious

ALSO...


this guy brings a whole new meaning to Night at the Museum.

mabey the guy was just pointed in the wrong direction

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i guess originality doesn't fall into one's lap

that second picture looks like it was taken in david caradines death room

hole-y shit!

george bush just ordered that fence for his yard

Awww that's sad

too many people casting asspersions in this thread

That guy looks pissed... I wonder what's up his butt.

Sorry to butt in on your fun guys, but somebody was seriously injured here.

So Barden's real name is Siyana Pasiwe eh?

OMG BURN MY ASSHOLE RITE THERE PAL.

Heh. Sounds to me like he got a spike rammed up his butt.

Right? Guise? Amirite?

looks like he was born with a silver spoon in his... asshole

this is so sad to see... yet another reminder of just how many have fallen on hard tines.

20 inch blades on the impaler

shitty situation he fell into

wonder if he got off

I guess you could say, he enjoyed having a metal spike jammed into his anal rectum.

i've heard of shitting nails but this is ridiculous

thats not the way to get enough iron, in your diet?

thats not the spike the dow jones was expecting.

ok i think i'm done

ravenguy and themilstead won this thread. the rest of you lose. badly.

ok one more

what kind of day is it for a 12 inch fence spike?

kinda shitty.

Can't believe no-one made a "sitting on the fence" joke

Can't believe no-one made a "sitting on the fence" joke

Jesus. You're right.

million to one shot, doc. Million to one.

Enough with the puns guys...we're really scraping the bottom.

good point. seriously...this time it has gone too far.

good point. seriously...this time it has gone too far.

no way, this thread is a heavy hitter. better than most this week ... .weak crop.

he really got impaled on a metal spike, eh guys?

This guy seems really butthurt about something.

guess it was pointless for the cops to tear him a new ass

not nice, guys. how would you like it if you were the butt of this joke?

I'm really on the fence about contributing more to this thread.

I just watched that happen on The Tutors the other night... brutal

I'm really on the fence about contributing more to this thread.

Fuck you asshole, go sit on a pointy metal spike.

man that butt shit would hurt.

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I just watched that happen on The Tutors the other night... brutal

TUDORS YOU FUCKING RETARD