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Nimrod's Son
06-05-2009, 05:25 PM
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Drunken man impaled by 12-inch spiked fence up his butt (http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=2673)

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Rescue authorities say a drunk South African man impaled himself through the butt on a nearly 12-inch spiked security fence after he allegedly tried to break into a museum.
Siyana Pasiwe, 32, was pinned to the fence for two hours before rescuers were able to remove him from the spike using an axle grinder, according to reports.
He claims that he wasn’t breaking into the museum, but that he was trying to find a short cut home after a booze fueled night.
“I woke up and decided to continue walking home, but when I saw a tree I thought I would be able to jump to the other side”.
Pasiwe was hospitalized for intestinal and rectal injuries, but claims he didn’t suffer any pain during the incident because of the amount of alcohol he consumed.
Via The London Paper (http://www.thelondonpaper.com/thelondonpaper/weird/odd-news/shocking-photos-of-a-man-who-impaled-himself-on-a-fence-after-a-30-cm-)
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ravenguy2000
06-05-2009, 05:36 PM
He's gonna have quite a tail to tell.

Guy really got a bum deal.

ravenguy2000
06-05-2009, 05:37 PM
Too bad about that fence but I'm sure it will all come out in the end.

ravenguy2000
06-05-2009, 05:40 PM
At least he's finally gotten over that anal-retentive stage.

pale blue eyes
06-05-2009, 05:41 PM
What, what, in his butt?

publius clodius
06-05-2009, 05:43 PM
there's probably a rebuttal to this story

Eulogy
06-05-2009, 05:44 PM
oh god

publius clodius
06-05-2009, 05:46 PM
what, too deep for you?

publius clodius
06-05-2009, 05:49 PM
we'll never be able to make heads or tails of god's plan for this world

cork_soaker
06-05-2009, 05:56 PM
quite a few holes in his story

cork_soaker
06-05-2009, 06:02 PM
i guess you could certainly say he had a long pointy piece of metal well inside of his body

ravenguy2000
06-05-2009, 06:11 PM
I heard authorities have seen a spike in this sort of incident.

publius clodius
06-05-2009, 06:12 PM
cutting wit there

ravenguy2000
06-05-2009, 06:15 PM
I have a hole lot more.

publius clodius
06-05-2009, 06:18 PM
i'm just glad he wore a pull-over considering such pole-ar temperatures

Joe
06-05-2009, 06:21 PM
museums can be a pain in the ass

publius clodius
06-05-2009, 06:22 PM
yeah they can be a real ripoff

Gossamer
06-05-2009, 06:22 PM
ravenguy is my favorite poster now

cork_soaker
06-05-2009, 06:25 PM
i can't believe how far that thing went up his gossamer

publius clodius
06-05-2009, 06:29 PM
gossamer obviously isn't sharp/clenching enough for this thread

Joe
06-05-2009, 06:33 PM
ravenguy is my favorite poster now

he still hates you.

mabey the guy was just pointed in the wrong direction

Joe
06-05-2009, 06:34 PM
gives a hole new meaning to having a poke shit in the woods?

Joe
06-05-2009, 06:35 PM
still on the fence about the museums new picaso section

publius clodius
06-05-2009, 06:37 PM
section

Joe
06-05-2009, 06:37 PM
explains the recent spike in antiquities prices

Joe
06-05-2009, 06:38 PM
breaking into the museum, what a bum wrap

Gossamer
06-05-2009, 06:39 PM
he still hates you.

mabey the guy was just pointed in the wrong direction


lol i don't care if he hates me or not, we've never spoken ever so he doesn't even know me.

still doesn't change the fact that I think his posts are pretty much always hilarious

Gossamer
06-05-2009, 06:40 PM
ALSO...


this guy brings a whole new meaning to Night at the Museum.

shannon
06-05-2009, 06:42 PM
mabey the guy was just pointed in the wrong direction

.

publius clodius
06-05-2009, 06:42 PM
i guess originality doesn't fall into one's lap

Joe
06-05-2009, 06:44 PM
that second picture looks like it was taken in david caradines death room

I'm Hardcore
06-05-2009, 07:50 PM
hole-y shit!

Joe
06-05-2009, 09:05 PM
george bush just ordered that fence for his yard

ohnoitsbonnie
06-05-2009, 09:05 PM
Awww that's sad

Nimrod's Son
06-05-2009, 09:38 PM
too many people casting asspersions in this thread

JokeyLoki
06-05-2009, 09:51 PM
That guy looks pissed... I wonder what's up his butt.

duovamp
06-05-2009, 10:08 PM
Sorry to butt in on your fun guys, but somebody was seriously injured here.

Ol' Couch Ass
06-05-2009, 10:08 PM
So Barden's real name is Siyana Pasiwe eh?

barden
06-05-2009, 11:26 PM
OMG BURN MY ASSHOLE RITE THERE PAL.

TheMilstead
06-05-2009, 11:49 PM
Heh. Sounds to me like he got a spike rammed up his butt.

Right? Guise? Amirite?

fluxequalsrad
06-06-2009, 12:44 AM
looks like he was born with a silver spoon in his... asshole

AndySlash
06-06-2009, 12:58 AM
this is so sad to see... yet another reminder of just how many have fallen on hard tines.

ATS
06-06-2009, 12:59 AM
20 inch blades on the impaler

killtrocity
06-06-2009, 02:00 AM
shitty situation he fell into

killtrocity
06-06-2009, 02:03 AM
wonder if he got off

fluxequalsrad
06-06-2009, 03:05 AM
I guess you could say, he enjoyed having a metal spike jammed into his anal rectum.

Joe
06-06-2009, 03:40 AM
i've heard of shitting nails but this is ridiculous

thats not the way to get enough iron, in your diet?

thats not the spike the dow jones was expecting.

ok i think i'm done

Eulogy
06-06-2009, 03:48 AM
ravenguy and themilstead won this thread. the rest of you lose. badly.

Joe
06-06-2009, 03:48 AM
ok one more

what kind of day is it for a 12 inch fence spike?

kinda shitty.

Shallowed
06-06-2009, 04:57 AM
Can't believe no-one made a "sitting on the fence" joke

fluxequalsrad
06-06-2009, 08:27 AM
Can't believe no-one made a "sitting on the fence" joke

Jesus. You're right.

Rickpat12
06-06-2009, 05:25 PM
million to one shot, doc. Million to one.

ravenguy2000
06-06-2009, 05:31 PM
Enough with the puns guys...we're really scraping the bottom.

Rickpat12
06-06-2009, 06:45 PM
good point. seriously...this time it has gone too far.

fluxequalsrad
06-06-2009, 11:04 PM
good point. seriously...this time it has gone too far.

no way, this thread is a heavy hitter. better than most this week ... .weak crop.

Sonic Johnny
06-06-2009, 11:15 PM
he really got impaled on a metal spike, eh guys?

JokeyLoki
06-06-2009, 11:17 PM
This guy seems really butthurt about something.

Joe
06-07-2009, 12:03 AM
guess it was pointless for the cops to tear him a new ass

SlingeroGuitaro
06-07-2009, 12:20 AM
not nice, guys. how would you like it if you were the butt of this joke?

Gossamer
06-07-2009, 01:48 AM
I'm really on the fence about contributing more to this thread.

gpub
06-07-2009, 05:51 AM
I just watched that happen on The Tutors the other night... brutal

Shallowed
06-07-2009, 10:59 AM
I'm really on the fence about contributing more to this thread.

Fuck you asshole, go sit on a pointy metal spike.

fluxequalsrad
06-07-2009, 04:12 PM
man that butt shit would hurt.

Rickpat12
06-07-2009, 04:24 PM
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/14678626@N03/3604134985/" title="FENCING-ROMANIA by rickpat12, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2476/3604134985_87d3287073_o.jpg" width="374" height="400" alt="FENCING-ROMANIA" /></a>

Trotskilicious
06-07-2009, 04:39 PM
I just watched that happen on The Tutors the other night... brutal

TUDORS YOU FUCKING RETARD