Martyr
06-04-2009, 09:34 AM
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View Full Version : David Carradine RIP Martyr 06-04-2009, 09:34 AM http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/35/13/44/18364096.jpg http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/06/04/obit.david.carradine/index.html :( Sonic Johnny 06-04-2009, 09:40 AM thank god he died. looked like he was about to shoot me there for a second. Mo 06-04-2009, 09:44 AM On June 4, 2009, Carradine was found dead in his room at the Park Nai Lert Hotel in Junfan Mulay, Bangkok (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bangkok), Thailand (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thailand).<sup id="cite_ref-TheNation_1-1" class="reference">[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Carradine#cite_note-TheNation-1)</sup><sup id="cite_ref-BBCNews_2-1" class="reference">[3] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Carradine#cite_note-BBCNews-2)</sup> The initial police investigation indicated that Carradine had hanged (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanged) himself and was found by a hotel maid sitting in a wardrobe with a rope around his neck and body.<sup id="cite_ref-6" class="reference">[7] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Carradine#cite_note-6)</sup> Sonic Johnny 06-04-2009, 09:47 AM :( severin 06-04-2009, 09:55 AM del The Jesus 06-04-2009, 10:11 AM I bet he regrets going to Thailand. JokeyLoki 06-04-2009, 10:52 AM :( :( :( publius clodius 06-04-2009, 11:11 AM oh greata thread about an american b grade celebrity i sure would like to know what the antipop has to say about this Mo 06-04-2009, 11:29 AM Are you drunk again? JokeyLoki 06-04-2009, 11:55 AM http://www.fastanddirty.ca/fark/davidcarradinedead.jpg Damn, son. AndySlash 06-04-2009, 12:18 PM Hutchence'd Mo 06-04-2009, 01:17 PM Kind of bizarre. Kill Bill Bill killed Bill with his littly Billy. Toast 06-04-2009, 02:17 PM http://www.fastanddirty.ca/fark/davidcarradinedead.jpg Damn, son. his dick is so big it had to have its own rope. barden 06-04-2009, 04:23 PM :( ohnoitsbonnie 06-04-2009, 04:29 PM Who is he ravenguy2000 06-04-2009, 08:49 PM at least he died doing what he loved RenewRevive 06-04-2009, 08:58 PM not a good way to go. so sad. he was good as Cole Younger in the Long Riders; awesome film. Gossamer 06-04-2009, 09:26 PM at least he died doing what he loved LOL Joe 06-04-2009, 10:08 PM kung fu the legend ends JokeyLoki 06-04-2009, 10:18 PM More like Hung Fu Joe 06-04-2009, 10:33 PM i wonder if we was a fan of inxs Fattening Ass 06-05-2009, 01:14 AM :( Martyr 06-05-2009, 04:11 AM Police commander Lieutenant General Worapong Siewpreecha said it was unclear whether the 72-year-old killed himself or died from suffocation or heart failure due to ejaculation. "There was a rope tied around his neck and another rope tied at his sex organ, and the two ropes were tied together and hung in the closet," he said. "Under these circumstances we cannot be sure that he committed suicide but he may have died from masturbation." Imagine the moment he realised he was going to die like that. Luke de Spa 06-05-2009, 05:44 AM More like Hung Fu hanged fu Mablak 06-05-2009, 05:50 AM I prefer to think that the man was undergoing intense training, trying to see how long he could survive the brutal physical and mental punishment of simultaneous ball / neck strangulation. Just as he reaches his limit, he snaps out of his meditative state and prepares to undo the noose's knot with a single powerful and deft hand motion. But arthritis had already kicked in; his right hand can only form a feeble grasping claw now. Carradine had been in similar situations before though, and the solution comes to him immediately. David forces his crippled paw to furiously arouse his dying loins. Having built up the dissolving power of his internal fluids over the years, forming a perfect acidic defense against those foolish enough to wound him, any liquid in his body could be used to dissolve the rope. With saliva, blood, and urine inaccessible, this method seems the only answer to the challenge placed before him; his prowess and accuracy could very well dissolve both ropes at once. But his stoic nature proves to be his downfall. Try as he might, he can no longer imagine a voluptuous enough image to elicit the strength he requires, after swearing off both women and pornography decades ago. And as the slow impotence of old age had crept into him ever so slightly without his realization, no amount of willpower could save him from his fate. So as his final act, he has given our generation the opportunity, perhaps the duty, of succeeding where he failed, and mastering the training that defeated the legend. I for one will not let his teachings go to waste. topleybird 06-05-2009, 08:24 AM I remember the more innocent times when I thought of this form of death as "the Mulder" Sad to see it take so many of our best and brightest in their prime We need more education, at an earlier age, about the dangers inherent in auto-erotic asphyxiation I mean like, kindergarten ideally topleybird 06-05-2009, 08:25 AM Also this brings sad new meaning to the Five Point Exploding Heart Palm Technique cork_soaker 06-05-2009, 08:52 AM go on topleybird 06-05-2009, 09:16 AM Guys: Michael Madsen wrote a poem about this. I will say this again. Michael Madsen. Wrote a poem. About this. Michael Madsen/David Carradine Trubute (http://www.michaelmadsen.com/) RenewRevive 06-05-2009, 01:14 PM So as his final act, he has given our generation the opportunity, perhaps the duty, of succeeding where he failed, and mastering the training that defeated the legend. I for one will not let his teachings go to waste. lol YSEM 06-05-2009, 03:23 PM wth @ that poem shannon 06-05-2009, 03:26 PM bangkok dead, mutha fucka that's what's up with that poem ATS 06-05-2009, 08:19 PM AuHUAhuAUhaUHaUHauHuhauHAuAHa Martyr 06-08-2009, 10:20 AM This makes for some interesting reading: Carradine's "Deviant Sexual Behavior" - June 5, 2009 (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0605092carradine1.html) Incest too? JokeyLoki 06-08-2009, 10:25 AM Apparently a Thai newspaper printed a picture of him hanging in the closet (really classy), and the picture shows that his hands are tied as well. Doesn't sound like the accident they were making it out to be. fluxequalsrad 06-08-2009, 12:02 PM he probably hired some whore to beat around his junk and things got out of hand. ATS 06-08-2009, 04:10 PM obviously there was a whore who got out of there fast when he died. i'd like to believe she killed him because she was familiar with kill bill, but we'll never know. noone goes to thailand to engage in bizarre sexual practices alone Elvis The Fat Years 06-08-2009, 04:26 PM who did you go with? Mo 06-11-2009, 03:52 PM <img src="http://www.abload.de/img/david-carradine-hanginf4t6.jpg"> Elvis The Fat Years 06-11-2009, 04:03 PM http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/7122/dcbk.jpg JokeyLoki 06-11-2009, 04:08 PM Why is only part of his body pixelated? Looks photoshopped... Elvis The Fat Years 06-11-2009, 04:11 PM listen, sweet cheeks. nothing on the internet is fake. take you skepticism and stick up your vag&ass. |