well this thread certainly was a success

no. he said she turned blue after he took it out of her mouth.

monte, i have to hand it to you, that music video turned out great despite the unacceptable delay. isle, your demos sound ace.

gee Shannon...nice pic of your vag. Glad you posted it here instead of the gentlemen's lounge.

lets post about things that will never happen

tl;dr

lets post about things that will never happen

hey guys i got married

i'll never get married :(

Sure you will, mang. She's out there. Just give it some time.

Hey guys, I'm back!

no, it's more of an itchy, burning sensation

Can anyone confirm the myth that having crabs is actually awesome?

well i don't think you should be surprised you've got something if you've been fucking dogs again

i guess it could be crabs?

I woke up in my dog's bed last night. I feel weird. I think it's happening again......

Describe your latest sexual experience.

i'm well aware that people jack off to my posts, that's just how porn i am

del

hey samuel redman, what was the name of that computer company you foolishly sold all your stocks in?

probably pink panties, speaking of which; if you could ask samuel redman a question, what would it be?

im going to power fist the next person that posts in this thread.

why is Rickpat12 talking about my vag

http://i40.tinypic.com/mr36ys.jpg

Hey guys, i just heard that antipop was amongst the people on that plane that fell out of the sky!

I'm feeling pretty down. I need something to cheer me up.

...and none of them are fake?

i bet this thread is going to get old fast

yeah the first few posts were fun

really? well i have 11 penises

lucky! I'd be happy with just one.

I have eleven vaginas. ELEVEN. What the hell am I supposed to do with all that?

lucky! I'd be happy with just one.

actually, two would be good

one protruding from each palm, preferably

i'm still looking for a female match for my eleven penises. anyone?

you know what would be fun? quoting our future comments

that ain't possible

you know what would be fun? quoting our future comments

you know what would be fun? quoting our future comments
hey what's up with this

[...] that took place <i>right</i> after my last rape

man take a hold of yourself

all this talk reminds me of the time i went fishing at lake michigan and i kidnapped and molested those kids

i mean think what you want of me but i bought them ice cream first and i didn't actually penetrate them anyway, just sucked them off and to be honest they would be the first to admit they enjoyed it

people think i still rape people all the time, but they were up for it in the end. that took place right after my last rape

If flying back to Paris today. See you in a few hours.

tell me about the last non-criminal thing you did, Paul

jesus christ nimrod is being a huge asshole in this thread

lol

Cool as Ice Cream laughs at everything I post.

I think he likes me.

IS NOT A FLOWER

CHLAMYDIA

i picked this girl i like a big bunch of chlamydia. think she'll like them?

Any ideas for a last minute, recession proof anniversary present?

i bet this thread is going to get old fast

i expect cork soaker to be here any minute, he's going to be a total party pooper like he always is

well i was going to go to bed but this thread is so awesome i might keep posting

i'm going to bed. goodnight netphoria.

i didn't think i'd ever see that guy posting here again

:(

I hope Judge My Anus doesn't post here. Nobody likes him....

man i sure feel like judging a few ani after this

Yeah bro.

second post

samuel redman wrote a script to autoreply to a first post, but you can trick it.

first post

RAPE!

Didn't you do something to your little sister about 2 years ago?

Hey guys, I was hanging out with my little sister today for the first time since the incident.

iatemyfeces

i forgot what my first username used to be, anybody care to remind me?

There is no way in hell you did it THAT many times.

Caine Walker.

this thread is now about saying random shit

Guys whereabouts is this thread since it embarked on that journey between 'FuckMyosisThatDerailer' and 'SayingRandomShit?'

the imploding thread