I know we've done this before, but let's do it again. I'll start:

"the bay area"

perthonality.

it's what the local soft-news media has started calling anybody who is a local celebrity (cause i live in perth, for those out of the loop). Its impossible to say, even satirically, without sounding like a total douchetard cause of the implied lisp.

"I love you"

Chi-Town

dank

"Could care less"

Means the opposite to its implied meaning.

"hot minute"

Chi-Town

Hot-lanta

The Left Coast

recession

i mean we're in one after all

probably the most commonly heard phrase from customers at my job.

"i ain't getting no dial tone or nothing"

"besty"

people actually referring to their "BFF" as such out loud

that, and when people say "o m g" outloud

"indie"

From the get-go

preggo/preggers

Women who say this should have their fetus cut out of their stomach with a spork.

thrown under the bus

dank

You're not thinking of getting rid of the dank, are you?

staycation

wall st./main st.

jumping the shark

over yonder

(person) is kin to (other person)

topical cream

Murphy's law

"That's my prerogative."

wharf

Whataburger

Nearly everyone I know tends to pronounce it as "Waterburger."

chillax

Whataburger

Nearly everyone I know tends to pronounce it as "Waterburger."

who do you hang out with, yankees?

when someone says "Greetings." instead of hello

they usually have a pony tail

over yonder

i say this and i'm glad it annoys you

oh and re: chillax holy shit yes. anything that's like mid to late 90s "street" slang which is actually mostly wigger slang drives me absolutely nuts.

ella uses stuff like that all the time it's absolutely the worst thing ever.

chillax is fucking terrible

did people scare ella away from here or something?

probably

"homeslice" is pretty bad

"chillin like a villain" is even worse

oh yeah and snoop dog "izzle" talk, you know foshizzle my nizzle big bodizzle in the hizzizzle

i'd also like to dedicate some hate to "whatevs"

yeah another ella standby

she did a lot of "LOLZ", i noticed

yeah...

when someone says "Greetings." instead of hello

they usually have a pony tail

i say greetings sometimes.

also "I don't mean to be a dick..." is invariably followed by something dickish
"I'm not a racist but..." is always followed by something racist

any corporate slang

low hanging fruit
[idea] has legs
[idea] chins the bar

any sports metaphor actually

you just hit that one out of the park luke de spa

chins the bar?

a slam dunk!

any corporate slang


"grow the business", or any phrase that uses "grow" in such a manner.

think outside the box

when all they want is people thinking safely inside the box

never say never!

"Moist". There's something about the word that's just nasty.

pre-drinking.

smoke some weed man

chins the bar?
imagine you're hanging by your hands from a bar. now pull yourself up. if you can "chin the bar", you win a prize

the prize is success in business btw

dialoguing

who do you hang out with, yankees?

I live in Louisiana.

Whataburger

Nearly everyone I know tends to pronounce it as "Waterburger."

I actually thought it was waterburger when I was a little kid. I also was afraid of eating there because someone told me their friend died eating whataburger. it's amazing what young children will believe.

Yeah, they're a pretty worthless chain.

Yeah, they're a pretty worthless chain.

you're retarded

the prize is success in business btw

how sad

"Moist". There's something about the word that's just nasty.

A girl I know always overly freaks out at that word, so a friend and I searched the internet for ways of making conversations with us even more frightening for her. We now randomly throw the phrase "moist aftergasm" into any topic without warning. It's pretty entertaining.

you're retarded

There's so many other burger chains in America and that do it better anyway. I'm not retarded for giving my opinion.

no there aren't

name one so i can then laugh at you

OH BOY ARGUING ON THE INTARWEBZ IS FUN
SHIRTS
WII
SPIDERSOMA

i bet it's wendy's

OH BOY ARGUING ON THE INTARWEBZ IS FUN
SHIRTS
WII
SPIDERSOMA

see total retard

so you're going to be argumentative and then say it's my fault when i tell you to shut up\

I'm not retarded for giving my opinion.

i mean try to make sense out of this, it's ok for you to give your own opinion but when i give mine as response OH MAN YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR

I don't eat at Wendy's.

I initially wasn't even talking to you. You're the one that called me a retard over my opinion. I guess I think you're retarded for liking the place. Whatever.

http://forums.netphoria.org/customavatars/avatar8436_9.gif

you're annoying

"game changer"

any time someone uses an acronym plus the word of the last letter. there's a word for it but I can't remember it now.

ATM machine

SAT test

i'm trying to think of one myself

metrosexual

faux pas

what's wrong with faux pas

Just the way it sounds in the middle of an otherwise English sentence out loud feels kinda odd to me.

what about c'est la vie, i like that one

Yeah, that one's pretty cool. A bit livelier than "FOH PAHHH".

in defense of faux pas there's really no English equivalent that springs to mind

"who else was surprised an indian kid won the national spelling bee?"

all the other races were outside

any time someone uses an acronym plus the word of the last letter. there's a word for it but I can't remember it now.

ATM machine

SAT test

redundant

and PIN number to go along with it.. meh

any time someone uses an acronym plus the word of the last letter. there's a word for it but I can't remember it now.





the sahara desert

in defense of faux pas there's really no English equivalent that springs to mind

a blunder.
a fuck up.
whoopsie-daisy!
misjudgement.

etc etc.

i had no idea sahara meant desert.

a blunder.
a fuck up.
whoopsie-daisy!
misjudgement.

etc etc.
it means more than that.

i dont like the word fart. especially if a girl says it.
or any references to defecation.

then how in the world is someone going to talk about defecation around you.

just can't please some people i swear.

over yonder

(person) is kin to (other person)

<------- Guilty

it means more than that.

but if you use some of those words in the social context it would work.

"lifeblood"

what the hell kind of word is this anyway

I don't find any of these too irritating on their own

<------- Guilty

Imagine a grumpy 80-something year old woman with the most screeching and southern accent imaginable somehow using it in nearly every conversation. That would be my grandmother. Her voice hurts my head.

Words/names my redneck father regularly mispronounces that drive me up the wall:

chimney - chimley
circumference - circonference
children - chirlren
greasy - greazy
Louisiana - Looziana
wish - whoosh
Caleb - Califf
Seth - Steth
Joaquin - Laquinn
McCartney - McCaughcadadsfahfasdjfhasdlfksahf-*gives up*

And there was an especially bad one last week. I wish I could remember it.

Yeah, they're a pretty worthless chain.

actually, I like whataburger.

i dont like the word fart. especially if a girl says it.
or any references to defecation.

be a man and come to terms with the fact that girls poop.

"blasts"

like "top republican blasts limbaugh" on the cnn political ticker

<------- Guilty
you're so country toby :D
"lifeblood"

what the hell kind of word is this anyway
omg, is your avatar mr.flibble from red dwarf?!? if so AMAZING.

be a man and come to terms with the fact that girls poop.

various representatives on behalf of your gender have left you teetering on the edge of the pedstal, lets not shake things up too much now.

nigger

I'm on a pedestal eh?

In any sports playoffs, when the commentator says it's a "must win" game for one of the teams. OF COURSE IT IS, every game is a "must win" game in the playoffs.

also "nigger" is probably the most cringe-worthy word when spoken
agreed. it weirds me out when I hear it, which isn't very often at all.

my grandma said "the negro housing projects" the other day. lol

Recessionista
Any type of description involving the phrase "baby bump"

"Tween"

every game is a "must win" game in the playoffs.

What the fuck? No it's not.

i hate tv sports personalities in general, and their fucking 'stories.'

i dont care about the 'stories' or 'drama' attached to some 'amazing' event im watching.

a blunder.
a fuck up.
whoopsie-daisy!
misjudgement.

etc etc.

blunder is ok but the others aren't good.

only bill cutting can say whoopsie daisy.

fart and turd are a couple of my favorite words.

"i'm on a boat"

"Shorty" used in the gangsta rap context.

So, uh..."shawty."

omg, is your avatar mr.flibble from red dwarf?!? if so AMAZING.

This calls for two hours of W.O.O.!

i like to use a lot of the phrases mentioned in this thread in an ironic context

it is what it is

cripes

This calls for two hours of W.O.O.!

:D

holla at cha boi

after reading through the list, i've concluded that my initial entry "takes the cake"

the bay area

gah

for the remainder of the thread please use "the bay area" in sentences

while she grinds up against my mouth
.

while she grinds her bay area up against my mouth

when someone says "Greetings." instead of hello

they usually have a pony tail

oh shit :rofl:

"balls out"

"holy buckets"

"this here" - "this here truck is broke down"

"fuck stick"

"ped egg"

"sham wow"

"die in a fire"

"emo"

girls calling other girls "dude" and guys calling their g/f "dude"

"thrown under the bus" bears repeating

"maggot fest"

"lolz" - keep it real with " lol" instead.

after reading through the list, i've concluded that my initial entry "takes the cake"

the bay area

gah

for the remainder of the thread please use "the bay area" in sentences

When I lived there I never referred to it as "the bay area" I just said "east bay" or "the other side" "sf side" depending where I was.

yeah how do you refer to the geopolitical unit without calling it the bay area.

i like holla atcha boy too.

you're so country toby :D

omg, is your avatar mr.flibble from red dwarf?!? if so AMAZING.

i've watched a lot of red dwarf and i don't know what this is

i've watched a lot of red dwarf and i don't know what this is

Obviously not because that episode is AMAGINLY hilarious. You missed a good one.

it can't possibly be better than the Talkie Toaster.

i looked it up and now i remember

<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4a/Mrflibble.jpg/180px-Mrflibble.jpg">

That jogged the old weed addled memory.

MR.FLIBBLE SAYS GAME OVER BOYS!
way better than talkie the toaster. up there with the backwards episode.

"boss" as an adjective is the fucking worst
british accent
people who pronounce twat "twott"

all of those bro- words (ex: broseph)
SoCo - it's South Congress you fuck
green

In any sports playoffs, when the commentator says it's a "must win" game for one of the teams. OF COURSE IT IS, every game is a "must win" game in the playoffs.

that is not true

it is what it is

oh i hate this one

SoCo - it's South Congress you fuck
does anyone know what he's talking about

i think he's referring to southern comfort and he's being funny

SoCo Guide - The Austin Chronicle (http://www.austinchronicle.com/gyrobase/Guides/SoCo)

oh an extremely regional reference that nobody else would understand.

pretty much... me, turdlion, trots, and nat would get it

if you're ever in SoCal hit up the oc
scenic drive up the coast to the bay area
holla at cha boi

what's wrong with bay area? i don't get it.

MR.FLIBBLE SAYS GAME OVER BOYS!
way better than talkie the toaster. up there with the backwards episode.

It's been so long since I've seen Red Dwarf. :(

We used to get it on the public television station here but it went off air about four years ago.

that's really the only time I saw it, but I watched it soo much. I still have a couple seasons I borrowed from aldango that I really need to give back.

oh an extremely regional reference that nobody else would understand.

annoyed Nimrod today *check*

I think that there's a large enough group of austinites on the board that your post was relevant.

while we're at it:

wilco

is that williamson county aka hell?
I'm pretty sure I've seen hoco somewhere and I have no idea what it means.

yeah... its where andrew and I are from :X


its still crazy to me that we not only went to high school together, but lived in the same neighborhood

guesstimate

Here in the DC area we call Montgomery County "MoCo" and Howard County "HoCo". Both are really stupid and annoying.

i hate hearing guys refer to a fellow friend as "playboy"

we got a bunch of stupid SA ones that annoy me and then I use them to be sarcastic for a while before I realise they become part of my vocab and use them casually, and without the intended sarcasm. Defeating the whole point.

yeah... its where andrew and I are from :X


its still crazy to me that we not only went to high school together, but lived in the same neighborhood

It's more crazy to me that you ended up on this message board.

wait wait, whats the story here?

does anyone know what he's talking about

yes

austin stuff

fogelsong, the "SoCo" thing is very recent. It's another one of those Austin things the tourists made up that didn't exist 15 years ago

GET OUT OF MY CITY YOU FUCKING TOURISTS

south congress used to be for whores what have you done to it

by the way i don't like how people say they live in hyde park when they don't live off of one of the alphabet avenues. more tourista shit.

hey Barden i need a piss and a shit right now

naw that didn't do it try again.

you're disgusting man

hey Barden i need a piss and a shit right now

you have to be a girl for it to phase him

what if i tuck my penis between my legs.

yeah theres that too.
but i dont like things like that anyway. snot, and spit, and puke and that stuff.
i'm not one of those guys, i make a quick exit when presented with any of these unexpectedly.
programs like jackass will more then likely make me gag when its the gross stuff.

i look away from the TV and cover my ears and sometimes sing a little song.

and then i jump off rooves and bash fuckers in the head.

what if i tuck my penis between my legs.

you should try it, and take pictures..

would you fuck you id fuck you/

who are you talking to?

mostly this guy:
<img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_irEcy33LUkA/ScMErTDxY7I/AAAAAAAABOY/7ZiAO9GiMp4/s400/the-silence-of-the-lambs-ted-levine12.jpg">

but it could be you too if it got your heart a-pulpatating.

who are you talking to?
himself.

yes

austin stuff

fogelsong, the "SoCo" thing is very recent. It's another one of those Austin things the tourists made up that didn't exist 15 years ago

GET OUT OF MY CITY YOU FUCKING TOURISTS

south congress used to be for whores what have you done to it

The SoCo thing has been creeping up over the last 5+ years and I've been all "what the fuck are you doing, you're not NYC..."

The Chronicle only needed to increase the SoCo per week usage and it only took time before it was ubiquitous.

this won't hurt a bit

by the way i don't like how people say they live in hyde park when they don't live off of one of the alphabet avenues. more tourista shit.

I couldn't afford that Hyde Park shit, so I went a little North, to an apartment at North Loop and Lamar six years ago. Somehow, North Loop got popular-ish and its quasi-hip now? I don't wanna move, cause it would suck and my square ft would likely decrease and/or I'd be paying a lot more. $649 for a ~730 sq. ft. two-floor 1BR/1.5BA 1960/70s built apartment in an 18 unit one building apt complex in Central Austin seems pretty good to me. I'll stick with it 'til they try going over 700, then I'll weigh my options again.

I couldn't afford that Hyde Park shit, so I went a little North, to an apartment at North Loop and Lamar six years ago. Somehow, North Loop got popular-ish and its quasi-hip now? I don't wanna move, cause it would suck and my square ft would likely decrease and/or I'd be paying a lot more. $649 for a ~730 sq. ft. two-floor 1BR/1.5BA 1960/70s built apartment in an 18 unit one building apt complex in Central Austin seems pretty good to me. I'll stick with it 'til they try going over 700, then I'll weigh my options again.
not a bad deal. hyde park prices have gotten pretty awful.

<3 hyde park fries

you know i'm sure there's plenty of nice neighborhoods east of 35 that i'm sure have lower prices than some of the stuff on the west side. some touristas just rented a really cool house on the street i grew up on (it has a big ass bay window and a nice carport). and it's just as close to where you want to be as anything on north loop and lamar. just stay away from living near major intersections and apartment complexes and parts of northeast austin like around where i grew up really isn't as bad as the APD and the media like to pretends that it is. It's like that in San Antonio too, there's some really smelly parts but a couple blocks away from the major streets you can find a nice, sleepy neighborhood. you know I think most crime and bad neighborhoods are moving through the major thoroughfares of the city and not especially concentrated to one area.

by the way i live in austin again, fyi. turns out san antonio is lame and i can deal with the touristas here because i'm eastside born bitch!

course for a while there was a chop shop next door to my parents house

thread of the year

yes, discussing stupid shit in austin, tx is the direction i was dreaming for when i hit the submit button on that fateful morning

but you love austin because I'm there

and brendan, #1 I wanted to move to the east side #2 please stop saying tourista

I want to move into the kitchen of East Side Cafe.

but you love austin because I'm there

and brendan, #1 I wanted to move to the east side #2 please stop saying tourista

i have a friend from austin who just came and visited me out here

oh the tangled webs we weave