View Full Version : who else was surprised an indian kid won the national spelling bee?


Nimrod's Son
05-30-2009, 02:45 AM
the other races were busy learning other things like what the outside looks like and how to speak to people and how not to be completely awkward for the rest of their lives and how to run more than 10 feet without wheezing

Starla
05-30-2009, 02:47 AM
I missed it this year. Was this a home schooled child?

Hillzy
05-30-2009, 02:48 AM
the other races were busy learning other things like what the outside looks like and how to speak to people and how not to be completely awkward for the rest of their lives and how to run more than 10 feet without wheezing

You live on a smashing pumpkins messageboard, lets not get all high and mighty.

Nimrod's Son
05-30-2009, 02:49 AM
You live on a smashing pumpkins messageboard, lets not get all high and mighty.

i rarely spend any non-work time on here. you're all getting special treatment tonight because i'm under the weather

Elvis The Fat Years
05-30-2009, 02:50 AM
never thought you were a bottom.

Nimrod's Son
05-30-2009, 02:52 AM
I missed it this year. Was this a home schooled child?

No. her name is Kavya Shivashankar and her father makes her come home from school and practice spelling every day. she is not allowed to have friends

TheMilstead
05-30-2009, 03:01 AM
i rarely spend any non-work time on here. you're all getting special treatment tonight because i'm under the weather

...says the man with the most posts on the board by a long shot.

Starla
05-30-2009, 03:01 AM
because i'm under the weather

what is wrong? :(

duovamp
05-30-2009, 03:14 AM
This is an extremely racist and inflammatory thread. How dare you, Mike.

Nimrod's Son
05-30-2009, 03:21 AM
...says the man with the most posts on the board by a long shot.

i'm probably third behind mayfuck and trotsky's many aliases and uncarriedover posts

Nimrod's Son
05-30-2009, 03:22 AM
This is an extremely racist and inflammatory thread. How dare you, Mike.

this isn't racist. this isn't about indian people, it's about indian immigrants forcing their children to perform tasks like trained monkeys

Nimrod's Son
05-30-2009, 03:23 AM
what is wrong? :(

swine flu

wHATcOLOR
05-30-2009, 03:26 AM
as the world searches desperately for a cure, one brave woman steps up to try something so crazy it just might work. Starla makes arrangements to s his d. let us know how this turns out, this could very well be the start of something quite significant!!

TheMilstead
05-30-2009, 03:28 AM
Not long after, she catches the swine flu as well, and we're back to the drawing board. Turns out Mike's legendary member was hardly a legend at all.

Nimrod's Son
05-30-2009, 03:40 AM
if getting your d s'ed cured disease i'd be the healthiest man on the planet

cork_soaker
05-30-2009, 03:57 AM
tell me about your diseases

Nimrod's Son
05-30-2009, 04:18 AM
i don't have any. also i'm std free per my last test

duovamp
05-30-2009, 04:27 AM
this isn't racist. this isn't about indian people, it's about indian immigrants forcing their children to perform tasks like trained monkeys

Monkeys? Macaca? It just doesn't end with you, does it?!

Starla
05-30-2009, 04:33 AM
swine flu

don't joke about that :(

Nimrod's Son
05-30-2009, 04:36 AM
yeah it's almost as dangerous as the real flu

publius clodius
05-30-2009, 05:01 AM
ban nimrod's son

Trotskilicious
05-30-2009, 10:33 AM
i'm probably third behind mayfuck and trotsky's many aliases and uncarriedover posts

haha many aliases. You mean John Rocker and BAD JAPANESE TRANSLATOR? because i don't use aliases.

i had exactly 30k on rhino before the switch. so you're still right behind me.

ATS
05-30-2009, 01:24 PM
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Trotskilicious
05-30-2009, 01:26 PM
the other races were busy

and you bristle when people say you're a bigot

i think you may be retarded

Joe
05-30-2009, 01:31 PM
i'm suprised that people would watch a spelling bee.

of course i cant spell at all so mabey thats just me.

agenda suicide
05-30-2009, 02:04 PM
i'm suprised that people would watch a spelling bee.

of course i cant spell at all so mabey thats just me.

We've noticed. I misspell my fair share of words, but basic spelling and grammar are a necessity.

Trotskilicious
05-30-2009, 02:41 PM
especially when firefox comes with a spell checker

redbreegull
05-30-2009, 03:00 PM
You should not be allowed to graduate high school if you can't spell maybe.

fluxequalsrad
05-30-2009, 03:18 PM
i rarely spend any non-work time on here. you're all getting special treatment tonight because i'm under the weather

65,000 posts.

agenda suicide
05-30-2009, 03:47 PM
65,000 posts.

Thanks, no one has pointed this out yet.

beef curtains
05-30-2009, 05:31 PM
i'm suprised that people would watch a spelling bee.

of course i cant spell at all so mabey thats just me.

I like that its on ESPN

neopryn
05-30-2009, 05:45 PM
i was surprised

Thaniel Buckner
05-30-2009, 08:43 PM
so does that mean all the catholic ones busy getting molested?

Nimrod's Son
05-30-2009, 09:25 PM
haha many aliases. You mean John Rocker and BAD JAPANESE TRANSLATOR? because i don't use aliases.

i had exactly 30k on rhino before the switch. so you're still right behind me.

i meant between rhino and trotsky for you. mayfuck has about 10 accounts though

Nimrod's Son
05-30-2009, 09:25 PM
65,000 posts.

awesome response

barden
05-30-2009, 09:28 PM
the other races were busy learning other things like what the outside looks like and how to speak to people and how not to be completely awkward for the rest of their lives and how to run more than 10 feet without wheezing

if you expect all this of the winner, why were you suprised he was indian?
Your contradiction is as pathetic as you are.

barden
05-30-2009, 09:31 PM
nimrod how far can you run without wheezing?

Nimrod's Son
05-30-2009, 09:31 PM
i'll just add this thread to the list of things that go right over barden's head

barden
05-30-2009, 09:36 PM
you do that.

Toast
05-30-2009, 09:41 PM
Iraq-born teen cracks maths puzzle - Yahoo! News (http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090528/od_afp/swedeneducationoffbeatiraq_20090528124335)

maybe she can hook up with this nerdlinger.

ATS
05-30-2009, 11:01 PM
Iraq-born teen cracks maths puzzle - Yahoo! News (http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090528/od_afp/swedeneducationoffbeatiraq_20090528124335)

maybe she can hook up with this nerdlinger.

even though it will probably never have any application, this kid actually contributed something to the math world instead of just memorizing pi's digits

Toast
05-30-2009, 11:12 PM
3.1415926

that's all the pi i know from memory.

Trotskilicious
05-31-2009, 12:08 AM
if it's no big deal to you nimrod, add rhino's 30k posts and let me be #1

duovamp
05-31-2009, 12:58 AM
When I hit 20k I might bring tcm up to 20k.

publius clodius
05-31-2009, 09:25 AM
spelling words correctly is so overrated

Trotskilicious
05-31-2009, 06:56 PM
if it's no big deal to you nimrod, add rhino's 30k posts and let me be #1

but it is a big deal isn't it

barden
05-31-2009, 07:14 PM
yes, i believe it is.

Trotskilicious
05-31-2009, 08:05 PM
it's like being crowned biggest fuckweed loser on the board though you know.

if your company is me and mayfuck you've done something terribly wrong

barden
05-31-2009, 08:21 PM
it's like being crowned biggest fuckweed loser on the board though you know.

if your company is me and mayfuck you've done something terribly wrong

sounds like a party!
Nimrod would smugly try impress you with stories that would be more dramatic the less you respond, Mayfuck wouldn't say a word but would leave with a lot of opinions, you would try drop random facts you're convinced are facts although you're cant remember where you read them, eventually leading to a debate which Nimrod would afterwards write off as a waste of his time with an immature man-child and Mr R would replay in his head 1000 times making sure he came out looking good, to Mayfuck who by this time would have retired to his tent in the yard. You'd all keep us update online every few minutes or so.

Trotskilicious
05-31-2009, 08:23 PM
actually the only replays that happen in my mind make me look bad

you think you know me but you don't

barden
05-31-2009, 08:35 PM
actually the only replays that happen in my mind make me look bad

you think you know me but you don't

i dont know you man we've never even met.

Trotskilicious
05-31-2009, 08:40 PM
so what's with the in depth character judgements

Trotskilicious
05-31-2009, 08:41 PM
by the way i was just reminded about a stupid argument we had a long time ago about american v. south african footy and i realized, perhaps 2010 they'll be in the same group and we can settle it once and for all!

barden
05-31-2009, 08:46 PM
yes yes we will. I imagine you damn americans play every game in every sport hyping yourself up to the point that you've convinced yourself it's a cup final anyway.

And the indepth character judgements are for entertainment. I get bonus points if they leave a mark, sorry about that.

Trotskilicious
05-31-2009, 08:50 PM
naw man i know the american team isn't great, but i root for them because if they start getting real good people will actually take the sport seriously here

the gratuitously flag waving olympic coverage over here drives me nuts

barden
05-31-2009, 08:54 PM
i want to play some more rugby against you guys, thats always fun.
We're about to start the Lions tour here. America should slap something together with canada and mexico, call yourself the Eagles or something and come over too.

Trotskilicious
05-31-2009, 08:56 PM
haha i watched team america lose to an irish club team in rugby

that pretty much sums it up

and they are called the eagles

barden
05-31-2009, 09:08 PM
Bulls destroyed in the Super 14 final yesterday.
I support the Sharks but after they got kicked out I had to get behind the Bulls. It was nice.
We also are now the 7s world champs too. And the normal everyday world champions.
I pretty sure the Lions are a little daunted at the moment.