View Full Version : Hey guys, I'm pregnant


JokeyLoki
05-28-2009, 11:56 AM
What's up? Anything interesting lately?

I've been busy.

<img src="http://jenny-zzz.smugmug.com/photos/546645409_qSQpk-M.jpg">

ATS
05-28-2009, 11:58 AM
Do ThE WoRlD a FaVoR aNd AbOrT iT

Mo
05-28-2009, 12:08 PM
http://forums.netphoria.org/customavatars/avatar11563_1.gif (http://forums.netphoria.org/members/jokeyloki.html)

Mooney
05-28-2009, 12:11 PM
wait, you're a chick?

Mooney
05-28-2009, 12:11 PM
congrats. :)

JokeyLoki
05-28-2009, 12:11 PM
LOL, thanks

Brute Squad
05-28-2009, 12:21 PM
Oh I see you changed your description thingy

What are your feelings on eugenics? How do you fit in?

Kahlo
05-28-2009, 12:45 PM
Congrats indeedy :-)

Remember to take lots of photos as the bump gets bigger

JokeyLoki
05-28-2009, 12:56 PM
Congrats indeedy :-)

Remember to take lots of photos as the bump gets bigger

I've already gotten a scrapbook to take bump pictures every week, and ultrasound photos, hehe.

Hubby was cute at our first appointment. I'm 7 weeks, and we got to see the little heartbeat. He was giggling and weepy the whole time. :) Then he went to work and put a copy of the picture up in his cubicle :D

ravenguy2000
05-28-2009, 01:13 PM
does this mean you had sex

D.
05-28-2009, 01:26 PM
does this mean you had sex
not necessarily ...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/73/Virgen_de_guadalupe2.jpg

wHATcOLOR
05-28-2009, 01:27 PM
do you feel ready? congratulations!

Debaser
05-28-2009, 01:42 PM
What's up? Anything interesting lately?

I've been busy.

<img src="http://jenny-zzz.smugmug.com/photos/546645409_qSQpk-M.jpg">

I'm surprised that this pic lacks your signature logo

JokeyLoki
05-28-2009, 01:53 PM
do you feel ready? congratulations!

Yuppers :) We've been ready for a while, but had problems getting pregnant for about a year... it took my mom 4 years to have me, so I guess it runs in my family :p

duovamp
05-28-2009, 02:04 PM
How is babby formed?

pale_princess
05-28-2009, 02:35 PM
congratulations!
are you hoping for a boy or a girl? don't give me that "as long as it's healthy" crap.

JokeyLoki
05-28-2009, 03:03 PM
congratulations!
are you hoping for a boy or a girl? don't give me that "as long as it's healthy" crap.

Boy :) My parents never had one, I know it would make them super happy to spoil a little boy...

Plus, I'm scared of little girls. >.>

hnibos
05-28-2009, 03:15 PM
there are some funnies in this thread

congratulations, please dont homeschool him/her

publius clodius
05-28-2009, 03:16 PM
it's going to be a girl and you're going to feel bad about what you said

JokeyLoki
05-28-2009, 03:17 PM
there are some funnies in this thread

congratulations, please dont homeschool him/her

We're looking for a good public school in our home-buying decision... if that fails, there are good private schools here.

hnibos
05-28-2009, 03:17 PM
phew

publius clodius
05-28-2009, 03:20 PM
are you going to raise her a christian

publius clodius
05-28-2009, 03:21 PM
i mean why not try baha'i or something this time

Toast
05-28-2009, 03:23 PM
do you know who the father is

pale blue eyes
05-28-2009, 03:39 PM
Congrats! :)

beef curtains
05-28-2009, 03:59 PM
Congrats!

noyen
05-28-2009, 04:11 PM
congratulations! so many people i know having babies lately. i just became an uncle not long ago. such an awesome feeling. almost makes me want to know what it feels like to have my own kid. not yet though. :) godspeed netphoria baby

RenewRevive
05-28-2009, 04:14 PM
well done!

Mablak
05-28-2009, 05:40 PM
it took my mom 4 years to have me

Jesus Christ, how did that not split open your mom's stomach?

ohnoitsbonnie
05-28-2009, 05:48 PM
That's really gross

Future Boy
05-28-2009, 07:01 PM
didnt you once put a rat in your mouth. Maybe that was Yo Soy.

bardy
05-28-2009, 08:15 PM
congrats!

but seriously, what's with everyone getting pregnant right now... or is it just that time in people's lives around me?

my office isn't that big... and FIVE people are having children.......................

I'm jealous, not gonna lie (no, I'm not going to try in the near future, want=/ have)

Elvis The Fat Years
05-28-2009, 08:34 PM
What's up? Anything interesting lately?

I've been busy.

<img src="http://jenny-zzz.smugmug.com/photos/546645409_qSQpk-M.jpg">

i see jaws in that picture.

http://adsoftheworld.com/files/images/Canfilmfest_Jaws.preview.jpg

ATS
05-28-2009, 08:46 PM
Yuppers :) We've been ready for a while, but had problems getting pregnant for about a year... it took my mom 4 years to have me, so I guess it runs in my family :p

MaYbE GoD iS tRyInG tO TeLl YoU sOmEtHiNg AbOuT yOuR gEnEs

Mo
05-28-2009, 08:52 PM
Seriously, we need more chlorine in here..

Starla
05-28-2009, 08:56 PM
wow congrats. are you puking your guts out yet?

samuel redman
05-28-2009, 09:00 PM
who's the mother?

Thaniel Buckner
05-28-2009, 09:24 PM
<img src="http://chrissandel.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/juniormovie.jpg">

is what i immediately thought.

ravenguy2000
05-28-2009, 09:28 PM
does this mean you had sex


i'll take your silence as a "yes"

ravenguy2000
05-28-2009, 09:28 PM
whore

reprise85
05-28-2009, 10:44 PM
hey, congrats

Joe
05-28-2009, 10:50 PM
horray

JokeyLoki
05-28-2009, 10:58 PM
didnt you once put a rat in your mouth. Maybe that was Yo Soy.

Yeah, that must have been yo soy... :erm:

JokeyLoki
05-28-2009, 10:58 PM
i see jaws in that picture.

http://adsoftheworld.com/files/images/Canfilmfest_Jaws.preview.jpg

:rofl:

JokeyLoki
05-28-2009, 10:59 PM
wow congrats. are you puking your guts out yet?

Nope, haven't had a bit of morning sickness... just been very, very tired. And my boobs are huge and hurting.

And I've had a stuffy nose for like a month. Apparently that's one of those pregnancy symptoms you don't hear about. I'll probably have one for the next 8 months too.

Toby
05-28-2009, 11:16 PM
congratulations....have you thought about baby names?

Future Boy
05-28-2009, 11:32 PM
Yeah, that must have been yo soy... :erm:

I meant Bonnie. Pretty sure it was Yo Soy.

JokeyLoki
05-28-2009, 11:34 PM
congratulations....have you thought about baby names?

Not really... we've thrown a couple around, but nothing solid. We probably won't think about it seriously till we know if it's a boy or girl.

For girls, I like the names Emma and Lily.

For guys, I like August, but hubby is set on having either the first or middle be Donald (his grandfather's name). I'm not a fan of Donald. :/

hnibos
05-28-2009, 11:51 PM
Augustus is a pretty badass name

Mo
05-28-2009, 11:54 PM
Emma and Lily

August

What are you, Amish?

Augustus is a pretty badass name

I personally prefer Octavian.

JokeyLoki
05-29-2009, 12:02 AM
What are you, Amish?

I didn't realize those were Amish names... I just like them because they're simple and pretty.

Elvis The Fat Years
05-29-2009, 12:08 AM
do you know who the father is

wally

TuralyonW3
05-29-2009, 12:35 AM
http://cs.bilgi.edu.tr/pages/academic_staff/lecturers/chris_stephenson/theOmen.jpg

http://shockme.t2i.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/scarybaby.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2026/2401001777_3885356b27_o.gif

Mo
05-29-2009, 12:38 AM
HOLY SHIT

Starla
05-29-2009, 04:54 AM
oh my god

Starla
05-29-2009, 04:56 AM
Nope, haven't had a bit of morning sickness... just been very, very tired. And my boobs are huge and hurting.

And I've had a stuffy nose for like a month. Apparently that's one of those pregnancy symptoms you don't hear about. I'll probably have one for the next 8 months too.

I threw up every day until the end. I had a routine of puke, brush teeth, puke...repeat. :[ It's all worth it at the end though. :)

cork_soaker
05-29-2009, 04:59 AM
It's all worth it at the end though. :)

well i mean... we'll see, right?

Starla
05-29-2009, 05:04 AM
you end up loving the baby because it stopped killing you after it came out. I will spare jokey my 2 day labor story.

pale_princess
05-29-2009, 06:24 AM
i'd rethink emma it's the number one girls' name out there for 2008.
august is a cool name!

RenewRevive
05-29-2009, 11:33 AM
i like cornelia.

sppunk
05-29-2009, 11:41 AM
Call her webcam.

JokeyLoki
05-29-2009, 11:48 AM
i'd rethink emma it's the number one girls' name out there for 2008.
august is a cool name!

Yeah, I saw the story on CNN after I started thinking of the name >.< I had no idea it was so popular these days.

That's not such a bad thing, though... I have the most popular name of girls born in 1981, and that doesn't bother me.

agenda suicide
05-29-2009, 12:52 PM
you end up loving the baby because it stopped killing you after it came out. I will spare jokey my 2 day labor story.

good lord that sounds awful.
hopefully my huge hips will pay off for a quick delivery if/when I have a kid.

JokeyLoki
05-29-2009, 01:05 PM
Ya'll will think I'm crazy, but we're going for natural birth (no drugs)...

I have a VERY high tolerance for pain, and in general I don't like taking drugs for anything if it's unnecessary.

agenda suicide
05-29-2009, 01:06 PM
good luck on that one. I'm not sure what my tolerance for pain is, but I'm pretty sure I'll want drugs when my vagina is going to tear open.
also.. even though it's a fake word, it's y'all not ya'll.

JokeyLoki
05-29-2009, 01:11 PM
It doesn't always tear.... but if it does and I can't handle it, they can use a local anesthetic instead of a freakin' needle in my spine.

publius clodius
05-29-2009, 01:13 PM
tell me more about fake words agenda suicide

AndySlash
05-29-2009, 01:23 PM
Congratulations!

beef curtains
05-29-2009, 01:27 PM
you have no idea how heavenly delicious epidurals are

Kahlo
05-29-2009, 01:58 PM
Seriously, we need more chlorine in here..

Indeed, the genepool needs a spring clean.

Hopefully there will be little Kahlos in the next year or two.

JokeyLoki
05-29-2009, 02:02 PM
Indeed, the genepool needs a spring clean.

Hopefully there will be little Kahlos in the next year or two.

Yay!! You and your wife would make beautiful little babies :)

How is the lovely Mrs. Kahlo?

Kahlo
05-29-2009, 02:07 PM
She is great. We just spent like 10 months apart, but are now back together again which is great.

Are you going to teach your kid how to work a camera? ;)

JokeyLoki
05-29-2009, 02:13 PM
Of course :D I've already got a little toy Holga they can play with in the crib, LOL.

I haven't had very much going on in the photography department lately though. Photographer's version of writer's block, I guess. Plus, I've been so tired and it's so freakin' uncomfortably hot outside.

Tchocky
05-29-2009, 02:15 PM
you end up loving the baby because it stopped killing you after it came out. I will spare jokey my 2 day labor story.

:rofl:

:erm:

:(

28if
05-29-2009, 09:30 PM
http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=33658&stc=1&d=1243650605

ohnoitsbonnie
05-29-2009, 10:56 PM
I put rats in my mouth all the time :(

Future Boy
05-29-2009, 11:37 PM
That's pretty cool

topleybird
05-30-2009, 01:57 AM
you have no idea how heavenly delicious epidurals are

What are the recreational possibilities of an epidural, in either gender

Or is this something I need to find out on my own and report back on

fluxequalsrad
05-30-2009, 02:02 AM
And my boobs are huge and hurting.
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And my boobs are huge and hurting.
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And my boobs are huge and hurting.
.
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ohnoitsbonnie
05-30-2009, 02:05 AM
http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/310/jokeyloki.jpg

ohnoitsbonnie
05-30-2009, 02:06 AM
How old are you jokeyloki

Starla
05-30-2009, 02:55 AM
good lord that sounds awful.
hopefully my huge hips will pay off for a quick delivery if/when I have a kid.

The doctor I had was going to leave town so I agreed to an induction. Things were not ready for birth. It was all forced so the process took long. :[

Starla
05-30-2009, 02:58 AM
Ya'll will think I'm crazy, but we're going for natural birth (no drugs)...

I have a VERY high tolerance for pain, and in general I don't like taking drugs for anything if it's unnecessary.

Are you gonna have a homebirth or do this at the hosp?

Nimrod's Son
05-30-2009, 03:20 AM
i wish this thread was posted by melancholia so we could hear about the wiccan birth

cork_soaker
05-30-2009, 03:34 AM
Indeed, the genepool needs a spring clean.

Hopefully there will be little Kahlos in the next year or two.

seems contradictory

Kahlo
05-30-2009, 03:47 AM
I was waiting for that one :)

Kahlo
05-30-2009, 03:47 AM
i wish this thread was posted by melancholia so we could hear about the wiccan birth

What the fuck is a wiccan birth, other than lame?

Starla
05-30-2009, 04:25 AM
it's where you sit in a pentacle you've drawn on the floor and you call upon the god's and goddesses from each direction to help you. you have a black blanket ready to put the little baby in once it slithers out.

the mother eats the placenta once it has delivered.

Kahlo
05-30-2009, 04:26 AM
I wish I believed that was true.

Starla
05-30-2009, 04:29 AM
nsf nauseated pregnant women

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pIs9VLDRCPQ&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pIs9VLDRCPQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

JokeyLoki
05-30-2009, 09:29 AM
How old are you jokeyloki

28.

JokeyLoki
05-30-2009, 09:31 AM
Are you gonna have a homebirth or do this at the hosp?

Hell no... too much of a chance for something to go wrong, and we don't live close enough to a hospital if it did. Hospital all the way.

JokeyLoki
05-30-2009, 09:32 AM
nsf nauseated pregnant women

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pIs9VLDRCPQ&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pIs9VLDRCPQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

I'm not going to watch that, but I have heard of women making "placenta smoothies"... :hurl:

barden
05-30-2009, 09:34 PM
Of course :D I've already got a little toy Holga they can play with in the crib, LOL.

I haven't had very much going on in the photography department lately though. Photographer's version of writer's block, I guess. Plus, I've been so tired and it's so freakin' uncomfortably hot outside.

You getting the photographers version of writers block is like the guy who writes the classifieds getting writers block.

YSEM
06-05-2009, 03:17 PM
yeah im the one who let a mouse crawl onto my tongue
and congrats or whatever