View Full Version : I just smoked pot for the first time in like ...4 years


Sarcastic Smile
05-28-2009, 12:35 AM
god damn.. how could i turn my back on pot.. and is it just me or are dogs the best animals when you're high?


omg and FU pakula ...ad's on the main.. im in some diet pill/ cellulite cream time warp


repeat repeat repeat

ohnoitsbonnie
05-28-2009, 12:36 AM
Good for you I guess

mercurial
05-28-2009, 12:39 AM
marijuana is a gateway drug, y'know

Sarcastic Smile
05-28-2009, 12:40 AM
i mean dogs are funny.. loyal.. entertaining ... you really dont need much more...

Sarcastic Smile
05-28-2009, 12:41 AM
ewww they snore!

AndySlash
05-28-2009, 12:42 AM
weed

noyen
05-28-2009, 12:44 AM
in most cases marijuana use leads to sleeping and eating. vinyl.

mercurial
05-28-2009, 12:45 AM
marijuana will rob you, and your dog, of your ambitions

Sarcastic Smile
05-28-2009, 01:04 AM
i dont own a dog.. and my ambitions are straight and unshakable ..

eat-check went to the store.. got ben and jerries.. hostess cupcakes.. slimjim.. and doritos


sleep-hopefully soon

28if
05-28-2009, 01:04 AM
is it just me or are dogs the best animals when you're high?


THIS!





THIS!!!!

Shallowed
05-28-2009, 01:06 AM
weed

post/av

mercurial
05-28-2009, 01:08 AM
i dont own a dog.. and my ambitions are straight and unshakable ..

eat-check went to the store.. got ben and jerries.. hostess cupcakes.. slimjim.. and doritos


sleep-hopefully soon

oink

noyen
05-28-2009, 01:20 AM
doritoes and hot pockets and beef jerky and gatorade and gummi bears sound pretty good right now. and a filet o' fish. and fries. and some bbq sauce.

Sarcastic Smile
05-28-2009, 01:20 AM
im skinny.. i can eat a few extra caries here and there

AndySlash
05-28-2009, 01:20 AM
post/av

no shit you fucking retard

mercurial
05-28-2009, 01:34 AM
lawl!

pale_princess
05-28-2009, 01:45 AM
doritoes and hot pockets and beef jerky and gatorade and gummi bears sound pretty good right now. and a filet o' fish. and fries. and some bbq sauce.

ahh! greg bought beef jerky earlier after we smoked a bowl! and he dipped it in my ranch chip dip!

noyen
05-28-2009, 01:47 AM
ahh! greg bought beef jerky earlier after we smoked a bowl! and he dipped it in my ranch chip dip!

FUUUUUUCK that sounds good. i want bleu cheese and teriyaki pegacorn jerky and some triscuits drenched in roasted pinenut hummus while surrounded by masturbating black albino midgets.

noyen
05-28-2009, 01:49 AM
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELiiiiiiin' mumble hands the heather baba heather shown a gay-hee yeah!

Nimrod's Son
05-28-2009, 02:23 AM
weed is indie

cork_soaker
05-28-2009, 02:38 AM
marijuana is a gateway drug, y'know

mexican coke

Joe
05-28-2009, 03:11 AM
so what do you want a cookie?

duovamp
05-28-2009, 03:17 AM
See guys, this is what I'm all about right here. You want to make this legal? Srsly? You want more of this? Go hang out with banana all day in his piece of shit place with furniture in the backyard, eating Reese's Puffs cereal out of the box, waking up every day with Doritos all over your face. Where's Eulogy, I want him to see this and tell me he wants this to happen more often.

28if
05-28-2009, 10:19 AM
Man I get high and eat a lot of food most nights but my room is always clean and presentable. Weed doesn't make people dirty and lazy, there are just a lot of dirty, lazy people that enjoy smoking pot. Chill out, man.

Also I was watching The Virgin Suicides last night and it made me think of you duo.

The Jesus
05-28-2009, 10:24 AM
FUCKING COOL

samuel redman
05-28-2009, 10:34 AM
See guys, this is what I'm all about right here. You want to make this legal? Srsly? You want more of this? Go hang out with banana all day in his piece of A place with furniture in the backyard, eating Reese's Puffs cereal out of the box, waking up every day with Doritos all over your face. Where's Eulogy, I want him to see this and tell me he wants this to happen more often.

bingo, weed is terrible, and makes you feel like junk

now stimulants, stimulants i like

shannon
05-28-2009, 10:35 AM
a few weeks ago, me and my sister smoked for the first time in a while. it was great.

my boyfriend rolled us a joint and then went out to pick up food for us. we ordered hot dogs, nachos, a big fuckin salad, and wings.

while waiting for him to get back, we were in hysterics watching those crazy hoes on VH1 reality tv, and we ate like 500 freeze pops.

thank goodness I don't smoke often or I'd be a brick shithouse...

samuel redman
05-28-2009, 10:37 AM
weed also turns you into a fucking moron, just after smoking, and usually the next day as well.

shannon
05-28-2009, 10:41 AM
yeah, it's not really my cup of tea

Sarcastic Smile
05-28-2009, 10:44 AM
me neither but that was fun.. it was like smoking for the first time... slept like a baby

samuel redman
05-28-2009, 10:46 AM
repeat repeat repeat

Sarcastic Smile
05-28-2009, 10:47 AM
haha... that was the ad.. it kept repeating over and over and I couldn't shut it off.. i came in from the main page and i usually have Net. bookmarked but I took it off... so I was logged in my name yet the voice kept playing over and over about cellulite cream.. while i was eating ben and jerries...

hnibos
05-28-2009, 10:53 AM
hey redman i dont feel like junk, huh? huh?!?!!?

28if
05-28-2009, 10:59 AM
Smoking pot alleviates anxiety, makes me feel good, and helps me sleep. I don't know why everyone feels the need to "take a side" on the weed issue, it is different for everyone- some people like it and others it doesn't agree with.

shannon
05-28-2009, 11:02 AM
ok cool

AndySlash
05-28-2009, 11:27 AM
<i>cooooooooooooooool</i>

Nimrod's Son
05-28-2009, 11:40 AM
thank goodness I don't smoke often or I'd be a brick shithouse...

... weed makes you muscular or increases breast size? :erm:

shannon
05-28-2009, 11:48 AM
yeah, I guess that's not where I wanted to go with that

let's just stick with shithouse, then

christian zombie vampires
05-28-2009, 12:12 PM
a couple weeks ago i went to a gathering that had 6 dogs and a trampoline. i think everyone could tell i was baked just because i was having the time of my life.

samuel redman
05-28-2009, 12:14 PM
Smoking pot alleviates anxiety

yeah right, my anxiety goes through the roof

redbreegull
05-28-2009, 12:58 PM
yeah right, my anxiety goes through the roof

It sounds like you are retarded, not weed.

Just saying.

Caine Walker
05-28-2009, 01:11 PM
a couple weeks ago i went to a gathering that had 6 dogs and a trampoline. i think everyone could tell i was baked just because i was having the time of my life.

6 dogs and a trampoline?

shannon
05-28-2009, 01:18 PM
it really does sound great

Mo
05-28-2009, 01:43 PM
I haven't smoked in a very long time. Can't say I miss it much, but I do miss not being bored so much.

28if
05-28-2009, 05:22 PM
yeah right, my anxiety goes through the roof

After smoking a bowl and putting on a good record, what is there to be anxious about?

shannon
05-28-2009, 05:30 PM
yeah maaaan weed makes allllll your troubles go away

maaaaaaaaaaan

hnibos
05-28-2009, 05:31 PM
na, if youre worried about something, yea it can make you more anxious. depends on your mood.

i dont think anyone has said it takes away all your troubles :(

TheMilstead
05-28-2009, 05:35 PM
lol @ Sarcastic Smile trying too hard to sound high

"hay guise look at meee"

shannon
05-28-2009, 05:43 PM
i dont think anyone has said it takes away all your troubles :(

I know that

I was exaggerating intentionally

Nimrod's Son
05-28-2009, 05:44 PM
http://imgur.com/LU8pX.jpg

Elvis The Fat Years
05-28-2009, 05:58 PM
i was high the first time i entered another man.

Joe
05-28-2009, 07:57 PM
wow has netphoria grown so cynical that your even gonna flame weed?

whats this world comming to

Thaniel Buckner
05-28-2009, 09:28 PM
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excellent.

Sepiae
05-28-2009, 09:46 PM
Weed does not make me hungry.

ravenguy2000
05-28-2009, 09:49 PM
i thought those stories people had about eating everything in their cabinets or eating an entire ham on weed were exaggeration until i tried it myself and realized pace salsa and stale chips tasted like the most magically delicious thing i'd ever had whilst high

Sepiae
05-28-2009, 09:52 PM
One time I ate a lot of hickory smoked pistachios and they were super delicious. But I think part of that was the enjoyment from focusing on the repetitive task of shelling the nuts. I don't know. I guess when I do it, it is usually after dinner and kind of late, so mostly I just want to make out or something.

Shallowed
05-28-2009, 10:28 PM
no shit you fucking retard

If I didn't say it, someone else would have, and they wouldn't have been called a fucking retard.

Joe
05-29-2009, 12:45 AM
^ unless i was the one to say it

Sarcastic Smile
05-31-2009, 11:21 PM
lol @ Sarcastic Smile trying too hard to sound high

"hay guise look at meee"

uh false.. if anything i was just pointing out what a hypocrite i was for bashing it on here in the past.. yet here i am six months later hitting the pipe..

we are not in high school.. pot doesn't make people look cool anymore...

i'll admit i did and still do sort of look down on it... . i said fuck it for whatever reason and smoked the other day.. it was different but it's not for me.. i mainly look down on it because i associate it with the so many people who think they are functional stoners but are in reality nowhere near such a thing.. some people can actual function though... i am not one of them

Thaniel Buckner
05-31-2009, 11:37 PM
it's really not that big of a deal. the fact that is illegal sort of creates this chasm between the lawful good and the chaotic good. beer worship is just as stupid but you see more fanaticism of it around cannabis because it's also a politicized thing.

no reason to look down on it.

redbreegull
06-01-2009, 12:20 AM
Today my buddy and I went to Gettysburg. We smoked a bowl in front of the Virginia monument where Picket charged. We climbed the observation deck and I was honestly scared shitless for a little bit but then it turned into the coolest thing ever. Then we smoked a second bowl over by Little Round Top. I got really tired after that.

mercurial
06-01-2009, 12:22 AM
great story man awesome high five

redbreegull
06-01-2009, 12:25 AM
great story man awesome high five

Shut the fuck up, dickbag.

mercurial
06-01-2009, 12:43 AM
well that was uncalled for tough guy

redbreegull
06-01-2009, 12:46 AM
well that was uncalled for tough guy

You should just smoke some weed. You'd feel better.

Sarcastic Smile
06-01-2009, 12:47 AM
ew tards get out of my thread.. this is now a drug free zone

neopryn
06-01-2009, 12:47 AM
i don't know how to smoke weed

Thaniel Buckner
06-01-2009, 08:36 AM
whenever i click on redbreegulls posts to read them i just end up with this sinking feeling of regret.

Mo
06-01-2009, 08:51 AM
I haven't smoked in a very long time. Can't say I miss it much, but I do miss not being bored so much.

Me and a girl I really like smoked a joint yesterday at a free open-air Mogwai concert. Good night.