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28if
05-26-2009, 12:38 AM
send magic mushrooms in the mail? i don't see why it wouldn't be.

Joe
05-26-2009, 12:41 AM
just rember your return address

28if
05-26-2009, 12:42 AM
what?

Trotskilicious
05-26-2009, 12:43 AM
what a stupid question

Trotskilicious
05-26-2009, 12:44 AM
you are aware that magic mushrooms are a banned substance and the mail system is a federal body right

i mean fuck how can you be this dumb really

"i don't see why it would be" <i>really</i>?

good god

Joe
05-26-2009, 12:45 AM
where your parents related before they got married, brother and sister maby? some father and daughter stuff?

28if
05-26-2009, 01:01 AM
i really doubt they have dogs trained to detect picylibin or however you spell it sniffing though every package that goes through the mail system. i know several people who reguarly receive marijuana shipments through the good old us postal service.

also, i don't see how the sender could possibly be implicated if they don't put on a return address and pay for the postage in cash. the receiver could just deny he has any idea what is up with the package or who sent it.

i also highly doubt the cops are going to stake out a house because they found a few grams of shrooms in an envelope addressed to it.

/my thoughts

Thaniel Buckner
05-26-2009, 01:03 AM
hopefully you'll end up in federal fuck me in the ass prison thus allowing you to blossom into the full fledged bitch you have the potential to be.

28if
05-26-2009, 01:04 AM
*sigh*

TheMilstead
05-26-2009, 01:10 AM
federal fuck me in the ass prison

♪ Ironyyyy. ♫

Trotskilicious
05-26-2009, 01:39 AM
i really doubt they have dogs trained to detect picylibin or however you spell it sniffing though every package that goes through the mail system. i know several people who reguarly receive marijuana shipments through the good old us postal service.

that doesn't make it a smart thing to do

I'm Hardcore
05-26-2009, 01:45 AM
why did you make this thread, and ask for our opinions, if you've already made up your mind?

Future Boy
05-26-2009, 01:51 AM
yeah go fot it.

Ol' Couch Ass
05-26-2009, 01:58 AM
Why not ask a friendly police officer to hand deliver them for you... they are there to protect and serve after all.

Shallowed
05-26-2009, 01:59 AM
It's the safest method around. You'd be an idiot not to.

Irridescent Fairysex
05-26-2009, 02:25 AM
why don't you mail your dick to your gf's pussy while you're at it?

Ol' Couch Ass
05-26-2009, 02:28 AM
Maybe if someone licked the stamp on his dick it would be wet enough to finally slide on home.

Joe
05-26-2009, 03:41 AM
be sure to use baking soda as paking material so they dont slide around in the box

and your absoultly right why would the federal goverment care about someone shipping illegal narcotics in the mail. that does not even seem like something they would investigate.

Joe
05-26-2009, 03:42 AM
and lets not even point out that mushrooms melt if not keep in a climate controled enviroment.


see netphoria this is what happenes when you sniff coke, drink 151, smoke cigarettes, and suck dick for money when you have a bun in the oven

duovamp
05-26-2009, 04:17 AM
You left out hitting the sauce.

And 28if, just send them to me anyhow, don't listen to these squares. I just want my shrooms, dawg.

Starla
05-26-2009, 05:42 AM
i really doubt they have dogs trained to detect picylibin or however you spell it sniffing though every package that goes through the mail system. i know several people who reguarly receive marijuana shipments through the good old us postal service.

also, i don't see how the sender could possibly be implicated if they don't put on a return address and pay for the postage in cash. the receiver could just deny he has any idea what is up with the package or who sent it.

i also highly doubt the cops are going to stake out a house because they found a few grams of shrooms in an envelope addressed to it.

/my thoughts

dude, do NOT send shit in the mail ever. EVER.

ChristHimself!
05-26-2009, 05:48 AM
what could be safer? especially in the usa. do it!

Starla
05-26-2009, 05:51 AM
obviously 28if is a little kid. who else would ask such questions?

Shallowed
05-26-2009, 05:52 AM
28if, what are you getting at your end of the bargain for doing this?

Is the guy you're going to mail it to going to break up with you if you don't send it?

Starla
05-26-2009, 05:53 AM
relax, don't do it

Joe
05-26-2009, 05:53 AM
obviously 28if is a little kid. who else would ask such questions?

a retard

Shallowed
05-26-2009, 06:04 AM
relax, don't do it

When you want to go to it

Starla
05-26-2009, 06:13 AM
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Shallowed
05-26-2009, 06:35 AM
Aren't her tits a little small for being that far into pregnancy?

28if
05-26-2009, 09:26 AM
no one has yet addressed my arguments.

also pasta of muppet and mojo jojo- ugh.

ChristHimself!
05-26-2009, 09:32 AM
i really doubt they have dogs trained to detect picylibin or however you spell it sniffing though every package that goes through the mail system.

of course they dont

i know several people who reguarly receive marijuana shipments through the good old us postal service.

totally sweet dude high five over here

also, i don't see how the sender could possibly be implicated if they don't put on a return address and pay for the postage in cash. the receiver could just deny he has any idea what is up with the package or who sent it.

totally dude total deniability

i also highly doubt the cops are going to stake out a house because they found a few grams of shrooms in an envelope addressed to it.

of course they wouldn't

Shallowed
05-26-2009, 09:33 AM
You've got nothing to lose!

28if
05-26-2009, 09:40 AM
i think you guys are being a little ridiculous. but whatever.

ravenguy2000
05-26-2009, 09:46 AM
also, i don't see how the sender could possibly be implicated if they don't put on a return address and pay for the postage in cash. the receiver could just deny he has any idea what is up with the package or who sent it.


you're right. unless the sender posts about it on the internet with an easily traceable IP address.

Cool As Ice Cream
05-26-2009, 09:47 AM
how about you answer this question?
why did you make this thread, and ask for our opinions, if you've already made up your mind?

28if
05-26-2009, 09:52 AM
you're right. unless the sender posts about it on the internet with an easily traceable IP address.

lol yeah the internet cops are patrolling the netphoria 24/7. also i'm not sending or receiving anything, a friend and i are engaged in a hypothetical dispute.

to I'm hardcore and Cool as ice cream: i was hoping for some intelligent replies but i guess that's a little too much to ask from this shithole. by intelligent replies i mean anything besides "Uh, NO! that's a terrible idea! duuuuhhhh!" i remain the only person in this thread who has provided any sort of viable reasoning for his viewpoint.

ChristHimself!
05-26-2009, 10:01 AM
how about u give us some viable reasoning on how ur gf who loves u hasnt been 2 a gyno yet

Cool As Ice Cream
05-26-2009, 10:04 AM
del

ATS
05-26-2009, 10:12 AM
it's probably about as safe as carrying pills thru the airport in your pocket. id do it. dont lick the stamp

mxzombie
05-26-2009, 10:32 AM
i remain the only person in this thread who has provided any sort of viable reasoning for his viewpoint.how about:

a. it's illegal

Thaniel Buckner
05-26-2009, 10:43 AM
lol yeah the internet cops are patrolling the netphoria 24/7. also i'm not sending or receiving anything, a friend and i are engaged in a hypothetical dispute.

to I'm hardcore and Cool as ice cream: i was hoping for some intelligent replies but i guess that's a little too much to ask from this shithole. by intelligent replies i mean anything besides "Uh, NO! that's a terrible idea! duuuuhhhh!" i remain the only person in this thread who has provided any sort of viable reasoning for his viewpoint.
dude. you're 19. you grew up with the internet. you should know how it works.

ifuktyourmom
05-26-2009, 11:41 AM
Just hollow out a candle, put your stuff inside, melt the wax back over the opening. Don't send USPS, use UPS or FEDEX. Make sure to send it overnight. That's the truth of the matter. If get caught doing this, you've gotten what you deserve.

Eulogy
05-26-2009, 01:17 PM
Hay guyz how do u read guitar tabs?!?!??!?

agenda suicide
05-26-2009, 01:26 PM
i was hoping for some intelligent replies but i guess that's a little too much to ask from this shithole. by intelligent replies i mean anything besides "Uh, NO! that's a terrible idea! duuuuhhhh!" i remain the only person in this thread who has provided any sort of viable reasoning for his viewpoint.
if you want serious replies then maybe you should be thinking about your audience. how many people here care about shrooms? probably a small handful. which means not many are going to give a shit about giving you a serious answer.

and lets not even point out that mushrooms melt if not keep in a climate controled enviroment.
this seems like a legitimate response to me.

also, you are an idiot.

hnibos
05-26-2009, 01:33 PM
if you dont put a return address they automatically get suspicious so, yea you have to do that. what ifuckt said, use fed ex-overnight. i know people that have gotten shrooms through the mail. they wont necessarily melt.


also kind of funny for mxzombie to point out it illegal. marijuana is too man.

point out thats its fucking risky, but its not impossible like some of the prudes here think

ChristHimself!
05-26-2009, 01:43 PM
point out thats its fucking risky, but its not impossible like some of the prudes here think

isn't that pretty obvious from the start

hnibos
05-26-2009, 01:45 PM
he started the thread, i have to assume it isnt for him

Starla
05-26-2009, 02:16 PM
Aren't her tits a little small for being that far into pregnancy?

they get bigger when the milk comes in

Joe
05-26-2009, 02:49 PM
i think you guys are being a little ridiculous. but whatever.


i just want to be sure everyone read this one.

and 28if prepare to lose your virginity. in prison

Brute Squad
05-26-2009, 03:23 PM
jesus fucking christ 28if

ifuktyourmom
05-26-2009, 03:59 PM
Honestly, can you not find mushrooms locally? They're in season and everything. You can't throw a stone without hitting psilocybin around here.

duovamp
05-26-2009, 04:26 PM
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/4748/nathan91pg.jpg

ravenguy2000
05-26-2009, 04:29 PM
^hot

You Said
05-26-2009, 06:27 PM
i really doubt they have dogs trained to detect picylibin or however you spell it sniffing though every package that goes through the mail system. i know several people who reguarly receive marijuana shipments through the good old us postal service.

also, i don't see how the sender could possibly be implicated if they don't put on a return address and pay for the postage in cash. the receiver could just deny he has any idea what is up with the package or who sent it.

i also highly doubt the cops are going to stake out a house because they found a few grams of shrooms in an envelope addressed to it.

/my thoughts

GO 4 IT!

You Said
05-26-2009, 06:33 PM
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/4748/nathan91pg.jpg

He looks just like this kid I hit in the head with a rock back in 6th grade, some guy raking his lawn seen it and was like "holy shit!" because it was from across the street into his yard AND a head shot!

Joe
05-26-2009, 06:35 PM
^^^ getting hit in the head with a rock would explain a few things about 28if

Trotskilicious
05-26-2009, 07:46 PM
and lets not even point out that mushrooms melt if not keep in a climate controled enviroment.

oh yeah i forgot about this

Trotskilicious
05-26-2009, 07:51 PM
point out thats its fucking risky, but its not impossible like some of the prudes here think

the question was "is it safe" and he followed that up with "i don't see why it wouldn't be"

your reading comprehension skills are incredible. the question is not "is it possible" of course it is, "is it safe"? no. and here's why (insert laundry list).

it's a dumb risk to take, period. It is less of a risk to buy shrooms from someone you trust than sending them in the mail.

also, considering the times i would think the mail system does have some kind of dog that can sniff a whole pile of mail and find bad stuff

mxzombie
05-26-2009, 07:55 PM
also kind of funny for mxzombie to point out it illegal. marijuana is too man.he asked for a viable reason, so i gave him one. why bring marijuana into it

hnibos
05-26-2009, 07:58 PM
it's a dumb risk to take, period. It is less of a risk to buy shrooms from someone you trust than sending them in the mail.


tell me more

barden
05-26-2009, 08:00 PM
I'd risk it.
I've done worse.
You fucking pussies.

hnibos
05-26-2009, 08:01 PM
he asked for a viable reason, so i gave him one. why bring marijuana into it

so it being illegal is a realistic viable reason not to do that?

anyways, 28if is either kind of dumb or just trying to get a reaction out of people

Trotskilicious
05-26-2009, 08:03 PM
tell me more

Would You Like to Know More?

mxzombie
05-26-2009, 08:03 PM
so it being illegal is a realistic viable reason not to do that?

anyways, 28if is either kind of dumb or just trying to get a reaction out of peoplesure, it's enough for me not to consider doing something like that. but yeah, i agree on this guy being a total doofus

barden
05-26-2009, 08:10 PM
what are you folks thoughts on taking weed through airports on national flights, or taking it over a border by car etc, in small quantities?

Less risky or more risky than posting it?

Trotskilicious
05-26-2009, 08:29 PM
border crossing is incredibly risky and should only be done by people who have nothing to lose

you have to analyze the cost/benefit of an endeavor. If you have something to lose, why would you risk losing it by getting arrested with dope at the border, "even if" it's less than a gram it doesn't matter. Still shows up on a criminal record.

i dunno about airports because i don't fly much.

barden
05-26-2009, 08:35 PM
so you have have a sweet new years party in Mozambique man!

Trotskilicious
05-26-2009, 08:42 PM
what

barden
05-26-2009, 09:08 PM
i was answering the question you asked.

Trotskilicious
05-26-2009, 09:11 PM
i didn't ask a question

Trotskilicious
05-26-2009, 09:13 PM
granted if we're talking about you in particular and africa in general i'm sure smuggling a pocketful of pot across the South African border to mozambique is less of a huge deal than it would be bringing it from mexico to the united states

something tells me they have more pressing matters to attend to

barden
05-26-2009, 09:15 PM
like aids infliltrations?

barden
05-26-2009, 09:16 PM
and the beauty of my plan was in the forethought and design.
the border was irrelevant. Just another stop on the journey!!

Nimrod's Son
05-26-2009, 09:22 PM
ಠ_ಠ

barden
05-26-2009, 09:24 PM
i am a criminal master.

fluxequalsrad
05-26-2009, 10:28 PM
Just hollow out a candle, put your stuff inside, melt the wax back over the opening. Don't send USPS, use UPS or FEDEX. Make sure to send it overnight. That's the truth of the matter. If get caught doing this, you've gotten what you deserve.

crafty. slap in a few decoy candles annd voila.

Trotskilicious
05-26-2009, 10:31 PM
i'd say UPS & FedEx are riskier since they're not a completely inefficient government agency but we all know that there's no such thing as efficient free enterprise

Joe
05-26-2009, 10:58 PM
i suggest you tell your friends to find a pile of cowshit and wait....

redbreegull
05-27-2009, 02:24 AM
I read that Hunter Thompson sent a vast quantity of cocaine through the U.S. mail once.

Thaniel Buckner
05-27-2009, 02:36 AM
i'd say UPS & FedEx are riskier since they're not a completely inefficient government agency but we all know that there's no such thing as efficient free enterprise
i want to know where the usps got this reputation for being "completely inefficient".

Trotskilicious
05-27-2009, 03:42 AM
Ask someone who lived in chicago.