View Full Version : My rich uncle wants to give me (i'm sure) a huge amount of money to pay off my loans


ella
05-23-2009, 08:59 PM
DAMN IT YOU GUYS!

Future Boy
05-23-2009, 09:04 PM
Yeah, thats some horrible stuff. Good luck with that.

ella
05-23-2009, 09:07 PM
I'm not a charity case...I'm not accepting his money.

ravenguy2000
05-23-2009, 09:11 PM
he wants oral in return

duovamp
05-23-2009, 09:12 PM
Let Giz help a brotha out!

shannon
05-23-2009, 09:15 PM
he wants oral in return

yep... they don't call him Giz for nothin'

Future Boy
05-23-2009, 09:15 PM
yeah, spread his wealth around. FB needs a new plasma.

sickbadthing
05-23-2009, 09:15 PM
you're going to have to do ass to ass

i can't find a youtube of that so this will have to do...

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i wish my car came with that option

ella
05-23-2009, 09:19 PM
I can't accept my Uncle Giz's money...I never return their phone calls, I never call him when he sends me a bday check, easter check, labor day check, fucking 4th of july check....Yeah he sends me checks left and right, and I hardly ever call him back to thank him.

Now he wants to pay off a portion of my student loans?

And it's Giz, G- pronounced like "GREAT," Giz is not pronounced like Jiz. ;)

duovamp
05-23-2009, 09:21 PM
Is he your real father?

ella
05-23-2009, 09:23 PM
He's my father's younger brother...the uncle who I mentioned the other day who is some big time fuck for Seagrams Corp.....always sending us boxes and boxes of Captain Morgan and Absolute.

pale_princess
05-23-2009, 09:24 PM
wow what a tough life.
i felt timid to ask my parents for a couple hundred to help out with my wedding dress.

ella
05-23-2009, 09:25 PM
I don't want this offer, it makes me feel like a fucking lowlife.

duovamp
05-23-2009, 09:26 PM
Money's money, I'd give an uncle an HJ for a grand.

ella
05-23-2009, 09:28 PM
No i'm an adult, I can deal with the situation w/out the help of my wealthy uncle.

pale_princess
05-23-2009, 09:32 PM
fucdk say yes and then send the money to me as a wedding present.

hnibos
05-23-2009, 09:35 PM
or me for drugs

murgle
05-23-2009, 09:36 PM
Boy it must be nice having a relative throw money at you and not even expect a Thank You note in return for the half-dozen or more checks a year he just sends you.

Quit being a whiny baby and graciously allow him to give you money for your education. It doesn't make you a lowlife, it makes you a person who has family that cares and wants to help you out. Some people would love a wealthy uncle to show up and offer to pay off student loans with no Thank You required

ella
05-23-2009, 09:37 PM
2600k and I can enroll in college for my FINAL YEAR! That's all I need, but I have too much pride to even consider telling my uncle, 'Yeah 2600 bucks would probably cover the bill."

Darn.

shannon
05-23-2009, 09:39 PM
whether you take it or not, you might want to thank him this time...

ella
05-23-2009, 09:41 PM
hmm

pale_princess
05-23-2009, 09:46 PM
tl,dr

Starla
05-23-2009, 09:49 PM
you're going to have to do ass to ass

i can't find a youtube of that so this will have to do...

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i wish my car came with that option

she seems to get a little tired toward the end

Future Boy
05-23-2009, 11:07 PM
You couldve just payed him back later.

Mo
05-23-2009, 11:08 PM
I wish I had a rich uncle.

ella
05-23-2009, 11:12 PM
If I did take the money (depending on the sum,) I don't want that hanging over my shoulders....during every family dinner, every family function...I'll feel like a THIEF! I'm waiting for his facebook reply.....maybe he'll insist or something.

He really is an awesome uncle...and Murgle don't be so quick to judge, when I say I don't call him...that doesn't mean I have absolutely no contact with him whatsoever. I still email him all the time, we keep in contact, and attend family functions regularly.

Joe
05-24-2009, 12:23 AM
take the money and run

cause here your alive
everything all the timmmmmmmmmmme

murgle
05-24-2009, 02:33 AM
He really is an awesome uncle...and Murgle don't be so quick to judge, when I say I don't call him...that doesn't mean I have absolutely no contact with him whatsoever. I still email him all the time, we keep in contact, and attend family functions regularly.


I didn't say that you don't have contact with him, I said that it's awful that you don't thank him for his checks/presents. It's actually even worse, I think, if you've got regular contact with him and still never thank him for the money.

I know that I'm totally uncool for this, but I was raised that if someone (esp. a relative) gives you free money or a present, you thank that person out of courtesy at least. Even if you don't like the person, say, "Hey. Thanks for the present/cash/whatever, I really appreciate it."

If you can't accept the free money he's offering for your student loans, tell him something to the effect of it would make you feel guilty (which is what it sounds like) for getting 'free money', rather than telling him that you're an adult and you can handle it all yourself.

I dunno. Like I said, I'm uncool.

murgle
05-24-2009, 02:34 AM
Uncool, maybe, but I would also totally take any free money to pay my student loan offered by a relative. I don't have that option, so I'll be paying student loans until the end of time.

wounded
05-24-2009, 03:11 AM
student loans blow.

if it was an uncle i was close to i'd probably do it. nothing wrong with family helping you out. of course that is your decision. i'd be more hesitant if it was an uncle i wasn't close to or my parents wasn't really close to

Luke de Spa
05-24-2009, 04:00 AM
from a darwinian perspective, it's totally rational to offer a niece or nephew financial support. after all, you share as much genetic material with your uncle as you do with any of your grandparents.

that being said, please don't take the money. if you have a hard life it works out better for those of us who don't plan on breeding with you

The Jesus
05-24-2009, 04:15 AM
Could you reconsider, accept the money, and then send it to me? He seems like a nice guy.

pale_princess
05-24-2009, 04:45 AM
dear uncle gizmo
pls be a pervert
xo ella

ohnoitsbonnie
05-24-2009, 05:46 AM
What are you 19

threetwooneZERO
05-24-2009, 09:49 AM
yeah he wants to fuck you

Toast
05-24-2009, 10:23 AM
it speaks more about how fucked up our education system is.

28if
05-24-2009, 10:38 AM
She probably shouldn't have gotten over her head in student loans in the first place but it's ella (MY NAMES ANN MARIEE!!!) so I'm not really surprised.

Yeah, instead of accepting the money graciously and being debt free, send him back a snotty email declining and take out ANOTHER loan to pay off your debt. I bet you're going to come to your senses in a few days and accept the money anyway. Then in addition to having to deal with your family thinking you're a charity case they'll all know the first thing you did was send him back a snotty email full of excuses and bullshit telling him to mind his own business.

:noway:

Sepiae
05-24-2009, 11:07 AM
I think part of being an adult is learning how to accept help from people willing to give it. I understand not wanting it hanging over your head, but it doesn't sound like he's the type of person who would do that. Also, you could ask if you could treat it as an interest-free loan. Certain things in life you have to do yourself, but this doesn't have to be one of them.

Thaniel Buckner
05-24-2009, 11:50 AM
anybody who says they've never in their lives felt any remorse for after being offered/given a very large gift is either lying or a truly soulless asshole.

i'm gonna agree with sepiae here. mostly because she wasn't a bitch in offering advice. you have to put yourself in your uncles shoes ann marie. picture yourself with a shitload of money. now picture yourself with a college aged niece who works in an outbound call center that clearly doesn't stimulate her intellectually. you already have the house the car the boat the tv. you probably wouldn't feel bad investing in someone's education. even if they ended up being a total failure.

money is power in a world that is clearly not fair. take as much as you can get.

agenda suicide
05-24-2009, 12:41 PM
If you can't accept the free money he's offering for your student loans, tell him something to the effect of it would make you feel guilty (which is what it sounds like) for getting 'free money', rather than telling him that you're an adult and you can handle it all yourself.

I agree with this.
however, it's good that the original message sent included "you don't know how much it means to me that Aunt Anne and you are willing to give me some help, it's a very nice and loving gesture" because it would have sounded snippy and rude with out that.

Floppy Nono
05-24-2009, 12:52 PM
when anne's nephew morrissey grows up im going to gay marry him and get me some of this rich uncle giz money

Ol' Couch Ass
05-24-2009, 01:01 PM
Well you've successfully made your uncle feel like an asshole. If he is some corporate bigshit then I'm sure $2600 isn't much money to him and would have made him feel like uncle of the year. Like others said, you could have taken an interest free loan and maybe still have made the old gin soaked bastard smile. Instead, you slapped his hand away because of some strange code of ethics or desire to do it on your own. By that logic shouldn't you work your ass off and pay for school with cash? How come you feel OK taking a loan from uncle OCA and every other tax payer but not from your uncle? I try not to give you any shit arond here Anne but goddamn your logic is flawed in this case.

Ol' Couch Ass
05-24-2009, 01:03 PM
I don't want that hanging over my shoulders....during every family dinner, every family function...I'll feel like a THIEF!

Until you pay back your student loans in full I'd like for you to imagine angry Netphorian faces hovering over you at all times expressively showing disdain for the loans you have yet to pay back.

ATS
05-24-2009, 08:54 PM
this thread is like isle talking about his opportunity to tour with avril lavigne

ZzZzZzZzZzZzZz more replies pls

ella
05-24-2009, 09:28 PM
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww shit guys, i'm taking the $$$
He's too nice.

Ol' Couch Ass
05-24-2009, 09:31 PM
Your uncle sounds like a cool dude.

Ol' Couch Ass
05-24-2009, 09:31 PM
Unless this is just the first step in getting you under his thumb for the purposes of selling you into white slavery...






















then he's an awesome dude.

Future Boy
05-24-2009, 09:35 PM
In the thank you reply drop hints for a new laptop.

shannon
05-24-2009, 09:49 PM
maybe I will drop Jan Vejsicky a nice little "hello", seeing as how you posted her email for us to do so

ella
05-24-2009, 09:51 PM
Hmmm okay so I just wrote him back...I'm sure you guys are just getting such a thrill out of these exciting messages between my uncle and I...=( Sorry. I even quoted Sepiae in my message, bc I thought she gave me some of the best advice! Thanks. ha

sppunk
05-24-2009, 09:53 PM
Your Aunt Anne feels very strongly about this issue as she thinks you are extremely intelligent and wants to help.



Your aunt must be a fucking idiotic whore.

Sepiae
05-24-2009, 09:56 PM
Ha! I'm touched. Good luck!

Floppy Nono
05-24-2009, 09:58 PM
if you are worried your dad would wonder where you got 2k dollars from all of a sudden why not pay it back in little feasible bits?

topleybird
05-24-2009, 10:48 PM
Boy if you still don't graduate this guy's gonna feel like a real monkey's uncle

Thaniel Buckner
05-24-2009, 10:55 PM
<img src="http://forums.netphoria.org/customavatars/avatar8118_1.gif">

Floppy Nono
05-24-2009, 11:00 PM
i can has college loan?

hnibos
05-24-2009, 11:08 PM
i still read uncle jizz

also edit out the college on the last message. people here at netphoria you now...

hnibos
05-24-2009, 11:09 PM
kinda strange how he reiterates hes not made of money.... cough* appreciate this you fucking bitch!!! * cough

hnibos
05-24-2009, 11:10 PM
maybe hes compensating for something

Floppy Nono
05-25-2009, 12:41 AM
he probably raped her or something

28if
05-25-2009, 12:55 AM
del

28if
05-25-2009, 12:59 AM
fall semester of 07'.

What does that even MEAN you DUMB PIECE OF SHIT. Your uncle is probably wondering what the fuck is going on here. His wife tells him you're "extremely intelligent" and need some help so he tries to contact you and you just fuck the entire thing up. Does he know you're some sort of benzo fiend as well?

Ugh.

hnibos
05-25-2009, 01:43 AM
uhhhh

duovamp
05-25-2009, 01:48 AM
What does that even MEAN you DUMB PIECE OF SHIT. Your uncle is probably wondering what the fuck is going on here. His wife tells him you're "extremely intelligent" and need some help so he tries to contact you and you just fuck the entire thing up. Does he know you're some sort of benzo fiend as well?

Ugh.

Look at this swingin' dick trying to score points with the big fish by taking a bite out of ella.

noyen
05-25-2009, 02:39 AM
Too late. I already emailed jan a link to this thread. And asked her to forward it to Uncle Warbucks.

Gossamer
05-25-2009, 02:57 AM
hook me up with some of that free captain morgan!

Shallowed
05-25-2009, 03:15 AM
What does that even MEAN you DUMB PIECE OF SHIT.

What do you even MEAN by your girlfriend was gonna go see the gyno during the winter break to get her vagina fixed but didn't, then was gonna go during the summer break but didn't?

YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT.

Hillzy
05-25-2009, 03:26 AM
You've become a real one trick pony Pasta. And I love it.

I'm Hardcore
05-25-2009, 04:17 AM
hook me up with an IP ban!

yeah i second this

pale_princess
05-25-2009, 04:32 AM
^ third'd

Trotskilicious
05-25-2009, 06:22 AM
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww shit guys, i'm taking the $$$

Well he sent me another message....I think i'm going to accept. I just feel bad going behind my dad's back, and not telling him about the matter. He's going to wonder how I came up with the 2k to pay off my balance. Damn they are nice freaking people, I wish I could see them more often. Oh here's the message he wrote back. It's so considerate!

Hello Anne,
Thanks for the reply and the thorough note. Please don't tell your Dad that I contacted you about this matter. Anne and I are not trying to intrude, we are simply trying to help. My Mom told me that you owed some money on your student loan and we wanted to help. I'm not made of money but if it were a matter of a couple of thousand dollars, we would be happy to send a check to the college.

Truth be known, I contacted your college (BLANK) and asked if I could make a payment to your balance. Due to privacy issues, she could not release any info in spite of my intentions.

Your Aunt Anne feels very strongly about this issue as she thinks you are extremely intelligent and wants to help. Thus, we would be happy to send a check up to $2,000 to help with your loan so that you can accelerate your efforts to go back to college.

Not trying to make anyone feel bad, just trying to help a girl out whom we think is very bright.

Love,

Uncle Giz

why the fuck are you posting this much information

are you still completely unaware of how the internet works

Trotskilicious
05-25-2009, 06:25 AM
What does that even MEAN you DUMB PIECE OF SHIT.

typically "fall semester" entails the semester of school that begins around september and ends in december.

"07" means 2007

i hope i was of help

Shallowed
05-25-2009, 06:48 AM
You've become a real one trick pony Pasta. And I love it.

Why is making fun of 28if okay for other people but when I do it I'm a one-trick-pony?

DiscoJon
05-25-2009, 07:50 AM
Why is making fun of 28if okay for other people but when I do it I'm a one-trick-pony?

You're a piece of shit, that's why.

I'm Hardcore
05-25-2009, 08:12 AM
You're a piece of shit, that's why.

says the stupid fuck with keyboard cat avatar

Shallowed
05-25-2009, 08:13 AM
You're a piece of shit, that's why.

That's quite ironic coming from you. :banging:

DiscoJon
05-25-2009, 08:17 AM
says the stupid fuck with keyboard cat avatar

Wow avatar bashing! How original.:rolleyes:

DiscoJon
05-25-2009, 08:19 AM
That's quite ironic coming from you. :banging:

What are you doing on here? I thought you had to keep up your quota on the o-board as being the USER WITH THE MOST POSTS. Go back to bolly land pal, it's where you belong.

I'm Hardcore
05-25-2009, 08:20 AM
way to dodge the issue at hand

"piece of shit", congratulations on reaching the pinnacle of originality.

:rolleyes:
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DiscoJon
05-25-2009, 08:23 AM
way to dodge the issue at hand

"piece of shit", congratulations on reaching the pinnacle of originality.

:rolleyes:
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Could you rephrase your post in English please? I'm not so well versed in reading posts that are written in dipshit.

I'm Hardcore
05-25-2009, 08:25 AM
fail

I'm Hardcore
05-25-2009, 08:26 AM
you should spell 'English' with a capital 'E'. Idiot.

DiscoJon
05-25-2009, 08:30 AM
you should spell 'English' with a capital 'E'. Idiot.

Happy?:2thumbsup

I'm Hardcore
05-25-2009, 08:32 AM
oh fuck man

YOU REALLY PLAYED ME OFF WITH THAT ONE

Shallowed
05-25-2009, 08:32 AM
What are you doing on here?

I am posting on Netphoria.

I thought you had to keep up your quota on the o-board as being the USER WITH THE MOST POSTS.

I'm not posting there any more.

Go back to bolly land pal, it's where you belong.

he he.

Shallowed
05-25-2009, 08:33 AM
oh fuck man

YOU REALLY PLAYED ME OFF WITH THAT ONE

You should just give up while you're behind.

DiscoJon
05-25-2009, 08:38 AM
oh fuck man

YOU REALLY PLAYED ME OFF WITH THAT ONE

You didn't capitalize "oh" at the beginning of your first sentence. You also forgot to put a period at the end of both of your sentences.

By the way, what's with the all-caps sentence? What kind of forum do you think this is, 4Chan? Let's try to be adults here.

I'm Hardcore
05-25-2009, 08:39 AM
he calls me Mr.Education 'cause I'm taking him to school in this thread

Cool As Ice Cream
05-25-2009, 08:40 AM
Let's try to be adults here.

lol check out this guy

DiscoJon
05-25-2009, 08:41 AM
I'm not posting there any more.



Off of the O-board? Well good on you. That place is a pit of gloom and teenage idiocy.

DiscoJon
05-25-2009, 08:41 AM
You didn't capitalize "oh" at the beginning of your first sentence. You also forgot to put a period at the end of both of your sentences.

By the way, what's with the all-caps sentence? What kind of forum do you think this is, 4Chan? Let's try to be adults here.

...god I'm a nerd...

DiscoJon
05-25-2009, 08:43 AM
lol check out this guy

Speaking of the O-board! Cool as Ice Cream, how are things in bolly land?

Cool As Ice Cream
05-25-2009, 09:12 AM
great. people are starting to get worried about the big bolly, because they haven't heard from him for a couple of weeks.

28if
05-25-2009, 11:01 AM
typically "fall semester" entails the semester of school that begins around september and ends in december.

"07" means 2007

i hope i was of help

She said 07'

... '07?

Eulogy
05-25-2009, 12:44 PM
She said 07'

... '07?

yeah a misplaced apostrophe. i'm sure her uncle had NO FUCKING CLUE what she was talking about.

ella
05-25-2009, 03:30 PM
Damn this thread is horrible.
Let's just end it here before it becomes anymore fucked up.


Have a good Memorial day guys, I'm off to a barbecue! =]

Joe
05-25-2009, 03:47 PM
it's more like discodouche

duovamp
05-25-2009, 03:54 PM
Well said, jojo.

Floppy Nono
05-25-2009, 07:05 PM
Damn this thread is horrible.
Let's just end it here before it becomes anymore fucked up.




lol, i hope you didn't expect different

barden
05-25-2009, 07:48 PM
this thread is like isle talking about his opportunity to tour with avril lavigne

ZzZzZzZzZzZzZz more replies pls

i would like to know more about this.

Trotskilicious
05-26-2009, 12:22 AM
She said 07'

... '07?

That's just fucking retarded. Stop being hypercritical, and jump off a bridge or something you cuntstain.

ATS
09-21-2009, 12:14 AM
update

killtrocity
09-21-2009, 03:45 AM
You should cook and sell crystal meth to pay off your loans, but tell your family you took your uncle's offer

JokeyLoki
09-21-2009, 09:22 AM
You didn't capitalize "oh" at the beginning of your first sentence. You also forgot to put a period at the end of both of your sentences.

By the way, what's with the all-caps sentence? What kind of forum do you think this is, 4Chan? Let's try to be adults here.

For someone who bitches about how much other people post on this board, you sure are posting alot lately.

Elvis The Fat Years
09-21-2009, 12:14 PM
the thread is 4 months old.

toyschoketoys
09-21-2009, 12:17 PM
what happened to isle ?

Elvis The Fat Years
09-21-2009, 12:19 PM
demos, man. demos.

JokeyLoki
09-21-2009, 12:19 PM
the thread is 4 months old.

Aah dammit. I've got ATS on ignore, I didn't notice that he bumped it.

toyschoketoys
09-21-2009, 12:21 PM
demos, man. demos.

haha ahh yeah, the stuff of legend.

well if he is laying dead, face down, ass up and plundered in the gutter in London it wasn't me