next week. we haven't really hung out since we broke up in 1999 but we have chatted on facebook a good amount. a few years before facebook existed, i ran into him a couple times but said hi, blushed, and ran away.

anyway me and my man are having him over for dinner. i am not sure what to make. he says he likes to eat anything. i have a few specialties, and my sister also got me a mario batali cookbook. perhaps i will make a specialty main with a batali side dish/antipasto.

i am nervous/excited. i am sure it will be a bit awkward but. i dunno!

shut up

why? maybe it'll be all like gwen stefani's 'cool.' :-/

It's hard to remember how it felt before
Now I found the love of my life
Passes things, get more comfortable
Everything is going right

And after all the obstacles
It's good to see you now with someone else
And it's such a miracle that you and me are still good friends
After all that we've been through
I know we're cool
I know we're cool

And we used to think it was impossible
Now you call me by my new last name
Memories seem like so long ago
Time always kills the pain

Remember Harbor Boulevard
The dreaming days where the mess was made
Look how all the kids have grown, oh
We have changed but we're still the same
After all that we've been through
I know we're cool
I know we're cool

Yeah, I know we're cool

And I'll be happy for you
If you can be happy for me
Circles and triangles
And now we're hanging out with your new girlfriend
So far from where we've been
I know we're cool
I know we're cool


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you pretty much answered your question right there

Don't make him a dish you wouldn't make your man.

pie

my man!!!

he's my man cuz he's more than just my boyfriend and the word "fiance" is kind of trite. it'll be husband soon enough!

hopefully he's a serial killer

or at least a guy who likes to cut people's internet connections

why are you having him over for dinner? fond of awkward moments?

extending an olive branch?
being a grown-up?

why? maybe it'll be all like gwen stefani's 'cool.' :-/

It's hard to remember how it felt before
Now I found the love of my life
Passes things, get more comfortable
Everything is going right

And after all the obstacles
It's good to see you now with someone else
And it's such a miracle that you and me are still good friends
After all that we've been through
I know we're cool
I know we're cool

And we used to think it was impossible
Now you call me by my new last name
Memories seem like so long ago
Time always kills the pain

Remember Harbor Boulevard
The dreaming days where the mess was made
Look how all the kids have grown, oh
We have changed but we're still the same
After all that we've been through
I know we're cool
I know we're cool

Yeah, I know we're cool

And I'll be happy for you
If you can be happy for me
Circles and triangles
And now we're hanging out with your new girlfriend
So far from where we've been
I know we're cool
I know we're cool


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More like that AWFUL Hinder song.

lips of an angel? i have no desire to fuck my ex, though we had some GREAT fuckyfuck times in high school

extending an olive branch?
being a grown-up?

oh, okay

Don't make him a dish you wouldn't make your man.

yeah that would be a mistake, not to mention if this leads to any three way action dont moan diffrently than you would for your future husband.

What are you guys going to talk about at the dinner table?

would you s both of their d's at one time??

we'll talk about...whatever comes up i suppose
i probably won't be s'n both d's. doubt either would enjoy.

i'm afraid i would be nervous as hell in that situation

so did you fuck or what

more like ooo-ooo this my shit, this my shit

so did you fuck or what

many times between 1997-1999

yeah that would be a mistake, not to mention if this leads to any three way action dont moan diffrently than you would for your future husband.

agreed. I'd be furious, as a man that is deeply in love with his girl. In fact...a three way would not occur...but I don't know how pale_princess swings.

our bedroom's too messy for a 3way.

besides i could think of a list of other dudes i'd wanna 3 way with over my ex. though i wonder what it'd be like for him to fuck me, now that i have t&a... ;)

http://buelahman.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/deadwhalehump.jpg

besides i could think of a list of other dudes i'd wanna 3 way with over my ex. though i wonder what it'd be like for him to fuck me, now that i have t&a... ;)

maybe it's the hangover talking but i really like how dirty you are.

http://buelahman.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/deadwhalehump.jpg

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

ha

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CY49GVXsPqY/R5tehsZne_I/AAAAAAAAAa8/rIyQa3qbuXs/s400/pimenta_paragaucho.jpg

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chyna's roid clit?

Roid clit is my new least favorite word. :hurl:

it's more of a phrase

I'm man enough to admit when I've been owned.

i have sort of decided, instead of italian, maybe salmon with caper-dill mayonnaise with a side of avocado rice.

http://buelahman.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/deadwhalehump.jpg

I love this!

ahahahaha

oh my god, meeks. I just lost my shit again coming in here to look at it!

i have sort of decided, instead of italian, maybe salmon with caper-dill mayonnaise with a side of avocado rice.

i wish i were your ex.

i just hung out with my h.s boyfriend last night. and my friend amber. he really likes her and they kissed last night i think. i finally convinced her i didnt give a crap. shit was 9 years ago, y0.

oh my god, meeks. I just lost my shit again coming in here to look at it!

:bananamac

besides i could think of a list of other dudes i'd wanna 3 way with over my ex.

Goddamn right you can.

http://wendylynchphotography.com/MarkKozelek.jpg

Hey pale_princess. Long time no see.

lawl

I wish people would have more respect for the whales.

http://buelahman.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/deadwhalehump.jpg
i wonder if this is how the merman was conceived.

i wonder if this is how the merman was conceived.more like

<img src=http://sameritech.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/fattest_man_03.jpg>

jesus fuck

that picture in its entirety makes me want to vomit

the title of this thread, in conjunction with the NSFW tag, seemed promising.

thread did not deliver.

at all.

yours sincerely,
teh b0lly!!1

did you not notice pale princess was the thread creator?

Thanks for saving the thread from the spoiled little whining of the ungrateful pale princess Meeks.

the REAL question is what will you make your fiance's ex-girlfriend when he brings her home for dinner... - oh wait - that will never happen...

i'd probably make her the SPECIAL: my secret recipe mac & cheese and my dude's fave, cheeseburgers. just to show off how awesome i am.

we facebook invited her to our wedding after party but she put herself down as a 'maybe.' heh.

we'll talk about...whatever comes up i suppose
i probably won't be s'n both d's. doubt either would enjoy.

If you DO s both their d's, and their d's touch while you're s'n them, they're officially gay. It's a rule!

the rule is it's not gay unless the balls touch.

we facebook invited her to our wedding after party but she put herself down as a 'maybe.' heh.

ahhh.. . facebook is good for judging the ex's... mmmm ... I'll never have to let it go.



(although this sounds sarcastic, I am not mocking you p.p)

http://buelahman.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/deadwhalehump.jpg

/b/

it went well!

He didn't kill you and butt rape your boyfriend?

pale princess you gross me out sometimes no offense

:(

i'd eat whatever shaunna cooked, ifyouknowhatimean

:(

sorry..... that was not very nice

we apologized to each other. it feels really nice. after all this time.

and i'm listening to 'cool'and feeling weepy but in a happy way.

i'd eat whatever shaunna cooked, ifyouknowhatimean
<ph>

hmmm what would i make for d?

i would make you my fettucine alfredo with shrimp!

What did you apologize for? Did it not end well?

hmmm what would i make for d?

i would make you my fettucine alfredo with shrimp!
uh that would perfect.

a perfect dinner made by a perfect lady.:love:

What did you apologize for? Did it not end well?

yeah.