View Full Version : my high school sweetheart is coming over for dinner NSFW


pale_princess
05-22-2009, 12:55 AM
next week. we haven't really hung out since we broke up in 1999 but we have chatted on facebook a good amount. a few years before facebook existed, i ran into him a couple times but said hi, blushed, and ran away.

anyway me and my man are having him over for dinner. i am not sure what to make. he says he likes to eat anything. i have a few specialties, and my sister also got me a mario batali cookbook. perhaps i will make a specialty main with a batali side dish/antipasto.

i am nervous/excited. i am sure it will be a bit awkward but. i dunno!

Trotskilicious
05-22-2009, 01:03 AM
shut up

pale_princess
05-22-2009, 01:06 AM
why? maybe it'll be all like gwen stefani's 'cool.' :-/

It's hard to remember how it felt before
Now I found the love of my life
Passes things, get more comfortable
Everything is going right

And after all the obstacles
It's good to see you now with someone else
And it's such a miracle that you and me are still good friends
After all that we've been through
I know we're cool
I know we're cool

And we used to think it was impossible
Now you call me by my new last name
Memories seem like so long ago
Time always kills the pain

Remember Harbor Boulevard
The dreaming days where the mess was made
Look how all the kids have grown, oh
We have changed but we're still the same
After all that we've been through
I know we're cool
I know we're cool

Yeah, I know we're cool

And I'll be happy for you
If you can be happy for me
Circles and triangles
And now we're hanging out with your new girlfriend
So far from where we've been
I know we're cool
I know we're cool


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Trotskilicious
05-22-2009, 01:21 AM
you pretty much answered your question right there

Rickpat12
05-22-2009, 02:10 AM
Don't make him a dish you wouldn't make your man.

wHATcOLOR
05-22-2009, 02:41 AM
pie

Luke de Spa
05-22-2009, 03:23 AM
my man!!!

pale_princess
05-22-2009, 11:02 AM
he's my man cuz he's more than just my boyfriend and the word "fiance" is kind of trite. it'll be husband soon enough!

Travis Meeks
05-22-2009, 11:06 AM
hopefully he's a serial killer

Travis Meeks
05-22-2009, 11:12 AM
or at least a guy who likes to cut people's internet connections

hnibos
05-22-2009, 11:17 AM
why are you having him over for dinner? fond of awkward moments?

pale_princess
05-22-2009, 11:47 AM
extending an olive branch?
being a grown-up?

You Said
05-22-2009, 11:57 AM
why? maybe it'll be all like gwen stefani's 'cool.' :-/

It's hard to remember how it felt before
Now I found the love of my life
Passes things, get more comfortable
Everything is going right

And after all the obstacles
It's good to see you now with someone else
And it's such a miracle that you and me are still good friends
After all that we've been through
I know we're cool
I know we're cool

And we used to think it was impossible
Now you call me by my new last name
Memories seem like so long ago
Time always kills the pain

Remember Harbor Boulevard
The dreaming days where the mess was made
Look how all the kids have grown, oh
We have changed but we're still the same
After all that we've been through
I know we're cool
I know we're cool

Yeah, I know we're cool

And I'll be happy for you
If you can be happy for me
Circles and triangles
And now we're hanging out with your new girlfriend
So far from where we've been
I know we're cool
I know we're cool


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More like that AWFUL Hinder song.

pale_princess
05-22-2009, 11:59 AM
lips of an angel? i have no desire to fuck my ex, though we had some GREAT fuckyfuck times in high school

hnibos
05-22-2009, 12:33 PM
extending an olive branch?
being a grown-up?

oh, okay

Joe
05-22-2009, 02:42 PM
Don't make him a dish you wouldn't make your man.

yeah that would be a mistake, not to mention if this leads to any three way action dont moan diffrently than you would for your future husband.

jukeboxphuckup
05-22-2009, 02:45 PM
What are you guys going to talk about at the dinner table?

samuel redman
05-22-2009, 02:46 PM
would you s both of their d's at one time??

pale_princess
05-22-2009, 03:23 PM
we'll talk about...whatever comes up i suppose
i probably won't be s'n both d's. doubt either would enjoy.

Joe
05-22-2009, 11:52 PM
i'm afraid i would be nervous as hell in that situation

Fattening Ass
05-23-2009, 02:34 AM
so did you fuck or what

Luke de Spa
05-23-2009, 08:06 AM
more like ooo-ooo this my shit, this my shit

pale_princess
05-23-2009, 03:36 PM
so did you fuck or what

many times between 1997-1999

Rickpat12
05-23-2009, 04:08 PM
yeah that would be a mistake, not to mention if this leads to any three way action dont moan diffrently than you would for your future husband.

agreed. I'd be furious, as a man that is deeply in love with his girl. In fact...a three way would not occur...but I don't know how pale_princess swings.

pale_princess
05-23-2009, 04:28 PM
our bedroom's too messy for a 3way.

pale_princess
05-23-2009, 04:29 PM
besides i could think of a list of other dudes i'd wanna 3 way with over my ex. though i wonder what it'd be like for him to fuck me, now that i have t&a... ;)

Travis Meeks
05-23-2009, 05:06 PM
http://buelahman.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/deadwhalehump.jpg

sickbadthing
05-23-2009, 05:10 PM
besides i could think of a list of other dudes i'd wanna 3 way with over my ex. though i wonder what it'd be like for him to fuck me, now that i have t&a... ;)

maybe it's the hangover talking but i really like how dirty you are.

http://buelahman.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/deadwhalehump.jpg

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

ha

hnibos
05-23-2009, 05:17 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CY49GVXsPqY/R5tehsZne_I/AAAAAAAAAa8/rIyQa3qbuXs/s400/pimenta_paragaucho.jpg

pale_princess
05-23-2009, 05:25 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CY49GVXsPqY/R5tehsZne_I/AAAAAAAAAa8/rIyQa3qbuXs/s400/pimenta_paragaucho.jpg

chyna's roid clit?

duovamp
05-23-2009, 05:29 PM
Roid clit is my new least favorite word. :hurl:

pale_princess
05-23-2009, 05:30 PM
it's more of a phrase

duovamp
05-23-2009, 05:31 PM
I'm man enough to admit when I've been owned.

pale_princess
05-23-2009, 05:33 PM
i have sort of decided, instead of italian, maybe salmon with caper-dill mayonnaise with a side of avocado rice.

shannon
05-23-2009, 05:41 PM
http://buelahman.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/deadwhalehump.jpg

I love this!

shannon
05-23-2009, 05:41 PM
ahahahaha

shannon
05-23-2009, 05:52 PM
oh my god, meeks. I just lost my shit again coming in here to look at it!

YSEM
05-23-2009, 07:15 PM
i have sort of decided, instead of italian, maybe salmon with caper-dill mayonnaise with a side of avocado rice.

i wish i were your ex.

YSEM
05-23-2009, 07:17 PM
i just hung out with my h.s boyfriend last night. and my friend amber. he really likes her and they kissed last night i think. i finally convinced her i didnt give a crap. shit was 9 years ago, y0.

Travis Meeks
05-23-2009, 07:22 PM
oh my god, meeks. I just lost my shit again coming in here to look at it!

:bananamac

Hypocaust
05-23-2009, 08:59 PM
besides i could think of a list of other dudes i'd wanna 3 way with over my ex.

Goddamn right you can.

28if
05-24-2009, 02:04 AM
http://wendylynchphotography.com/MarkKozelek.jpg

Hey pale_princess. Long time no see.

pale_princess
05-24-2009, 02:11 AM
lawl

The Jesus
05-24-2009, 05:07 AM
I wish people would have more respect for the whales.

Thaniel Buckner
05-24-2009, 08:10 AM
http://buelahman.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/deadwhalehump.jpg
i wonder if this is how the merman was conceived.

mxzombie
05-24-2009, 08:19 AM
i wonder if this is how the merman was conceived.more like

<img src=http://sameritech.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/fattest_man_03.jpg>

Kahlo
05-24-2009, 08:47 AM
jesus fuck

shannon
05-24-2009, 08:49 AM
that picture in its entirety makes me want to vomit

teh b0lly!!1
05-24-2009, 09:49 AM
the title of this thread, in conjunction with the NSFW tag, seemed promising.

thread did not deliver.

at all.

yours sincerely,
teh b0lly!!1

Travis Meeks
05-24-2009, 09:51 AM
did you not notice pale princess was the thread creator?

Kahlo
05-24-2009, 09:56 AM
Thanks for saving the thread from the spoiled little whining of the ungrateful pale princess Meeks.

fluxequalsrad
05-24-2009, 08:28 PM
the REAL question is what will you make your fiance's ex-girlfriend when he brings her home for dinner... - oh wait - that will never happen...

pale_princess
05-24-2009, 09:18 PM
i'd probably make her the SPECIAL: my secret recipe mac & cheese and my dude's fave, cheeseburgers. just to show off how awesome i am.

we facebook invited her to our wedding after party but she put herself down as a 'maybe.' heh.

Netphorian Gadabout
05-24-2009, 09:26 PM
we'll talk about...whatever comes up i suppose
i probably won't be s'n both d's. doubt either would enjoy.

If you DO s both their d's, and their d's touch while you're s'n them, they're officially gay. It's a rule!

pale_princess
05-24-2009, 09:33 PM
the rule is it's not gay unless the balls touch.

fluxequalsrad
05-24-2009, 09:43 PM
we facebook invited her to our wedding after party but she put herself down as a 'maybe.' heh.

ahhh.. . facebook is good for judging the ex's... mmmm ... I'll never have to let it go.



(although this sounds sarcastic, I am not mocking you p.p)

stripes
05-24-2009, 11:40 PM
http://buelahman.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/deadwhalehump.jpg

/b/

pale_princess
05-27-2009, 07:49 PM
it went well!

gpub
05-27-2009, 08:13 PM
He didn't kill you and butt rape your boyfriend?

cork_soaker
05-27-2009, 08:16 PM
pale princess you gross me out sometimes no offense

pale_princess
05-27-2009, 08:27 PM
:(

D.
05-27-2009, 08:53 PM
i'd eat whatever shaunna cooked, ifyouknowhatimean

cork_soaker
05-27-2009, 09:23 PM
:(

sorry..... that was not very nice

pale_princess
05-28-2009, 03:39 PM
we apologized to each other. it feels really nice. after all this time.

pale_princess
05-28-2009, 06:33 PM
and i'm listening to 'cool'and feeling weepy but in a happy way.

D.
05-28-2009, 06:52 PM
i'd eat whatever shaunna cooked, ifyouknowhatimean
<ph>

pale_princess
05-28-2009, 06:57 PM
hmmm what would i make for d?

i would make you my fettucine alfredo with shrimp!

jukeboxphuckup
05-28-2009, 07:14 PM
What did you apologize for? Did it not end well?

D.
05-28-2009, 10:54 PM
hmmm what would i make for d?

i would make you my fettucine alfredo with shrimp!
uh that would perfect.

a perfect dinner made by a perfect lady.:love:

pale_princess
05-29-2009, 06:25 AM
What did you apologize for? Did it not end well?

yeah.