whenever i drink gatorade, i think of toby.

whenever i see an applebees i think of ******

whenever i listen to bailter space i think of matt (i'm hardcore)

whenever i listen to bailter space i think of matt (i'm hardcore)

hey me too

whenever i come across an arnold palmer, i think of eulogy's challenging adventure

whenever I see rats I think of bonnie

Whenever I orgasm, I think of ravenguy2000.

whenever i think of monte i laugh.

wait, did i do that right?

i don't think, i don't love

Whenever i take a shit I think of effloresce

whenever i think of rat bastards, i think of frank quint

o

hahah

a

Whenever I orgasm, I think of sppunk's wife.

whenever i poop in the shower i think of Krafty.

and her r00d titties?

whenever I fuck a cow...I think of that Netphorian that fucked a cow.

whenever i think of gay goth bartenders preying on bicurious missourans, i think of d.

Whenever I think of men grasping their penis, I think of wHATcOLOR.

whenever i think of deep fried pickles i think of toby
whenever i think of tacos i think of noyen
whenever i think of gay dudes i'd like to turn straight, i think of caine walker
whenever i think of zwan rainbows i think of monte
whenever i drink a caesar i think of s. casey
whenever i hurt a cellphone i think of cheo

whenever i think of deep fried pickles i think of toby

*PUKES*

whenever i listen to bailter space i think of matt (i'm hardcore)

whenever i think of/play Guitar Hero, i think of you

Whenever I'm hardcore, I think of I'm Hardcore.

whenever i see a runny, soft turd i think of yo soy el mejor

whenever i drink gatorade, i think of toby.

haha


whenever I think of pedophilia i think of palidor

every time i see a fat ape in a backwards baseball cap at a bar i think of nimrod

Whenever I think of the most chronic of the CRONIC, I think of Hnibos!

whenever i see a sad clown i think of hnibos

there is a Eulogy doppelganger at the wholefoods near my house

whenever i see a clutch a-rod homer, i think of jenniferkate

clutch a rod, eh

that too

Whenever I watch kids in the hall I think of pale blue eyes.
Whenever I have anal I think of sick bad thing.

whenever i remember the titans i think of denzel

whenever pj announces a new tour, i think of A/

whenever i see an article about radiohead i think about the music board

i know radiohead is such a pretentious obscure band

whenever i see a retard i think of ella

whenever i see drug smoking hippie weirdos with terrible looking clothes and stinky hair i think of krazeestacee

whenever i go to de nizzo's or whatever it's called, i think of nimrod

whenever i think of karl connor, i think of my father. i guess you could say that he reminds me of my father

How I miss both of them.

whenever i jack off i think of trosklicious face


pearl necklace style

whenever i see a white guy with a bunch of asians girls, i think of wHATcOLOR.

whenever i think about the "temple" recording session, i think of ******.

whenever i think about killing myself, i think of hnibos.

de nizzos, fuck yeah!!! love that place

or whatever, you know

nimrod i like your avatar.

whenever i think about killing myself, i think of hnibos.

dont be such a downer!!!!

s'been a rough week, man.

i have had TWO dreams about meeting CW and Eulogy and last night i was at some nature resort smoking weed with apparently ****** and some chick. and one of my managers walked in after we had just smoked

let's hang out, samuel redman.

sounds good

everyone is always asking you to hang out, sir redman

how does that make you feel?

feels good

I bet it does

whenever i jack off i think of trosklicious face


pearl necklace style

great another gay guy that likes bears

you're a bear?

whenever i think of bears, i think of monte

whenever I think of gorillas, I think of monte

you're a bear?

i'm fat n hairy

i'm their type as they say

whenever i think of/see avocado slices i think of ******.

whenever i eat/see/think of pizza hut i think of palidor

i don't think i've ever seen an avocado slice

go buy an avacado and cut it

why would you slice an avocado?

i dunno dude to put it on food without scooping it out

but there's a stone! i guess it wouldn't occur to me. i've never put avocado on things

when you cut the avacado in half, you pull out the stone and then cut it in slices. it's really not very unusual.

hi res it's like the real thing!

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Don't pick on him. He is from denmark. I bet he knows how to skin a bear better than you ever will

there is no wildlife in denmark anymore silly

when you cut the avacado in half, you pull out the stone and then cut it in slices. it's really not very unusual.

I'm confused as to why you guys keep calling it a "stone". if it's to be funny... well it's not funny.

that is cool i put it on my desktop

i mostly make them guacamole or eat them with a spoon with shrimp and creme fraiche. maybe that's weird

avocado stones are what the "seeds" are called. it's just what they are called.

how the hell have I never heard that before. I've always just heard 'seed'.

probably a regional thing maybe. i've heard them referred to as stones by gardeners all my life.

even pits

I'm confused as to why you guys keep calling it a "stone". if it's to be funny... well it's not funny.

i always called it a stone.

peaches have pits

I call it a seed. maybe a pit. never heard it called a stone, and I think that sounds odd.
you learn something new every day!

An avocado 'stone' is in fact a very large seed. Giving it water and warmth is a trigger for germination. If you could cut open the stone you would see that it also contains a miniature shoot (called the plumule) and a miniature root (the radicle). The rest of the space is taken up by a massive food store. When the conditions are right, the radicle breaks open the seed cover and pushes downwards to get water, and the radicle pushes upwards and grows into the stem and the leaves of the new plant. Until this plant has grown its own leaves, it gets all its nutrition from the food store inside the seed.

Make sure you look after your avocado tree. If it gets very droopy, you might not be watering it enough. Non-woody plants only stay upright if they have enough water in their cells. However, if the plant looks like it has wilted but the soil is saturated, you are watering it too much. You shouldn't swamp the roots in water as they need oxygen as well.

If the leaves become brown and seem to fry at the tips, there is too much salt in the soil. You can remove the salt by leaching - run water into the pot for several minutes while letting it drain out of the bottom.

thanks waltermcphilip, I still just wasn't sure if stone really was what some people call it. thanks ;)

i've never heard it be called a "stone" before. ever.

thanks waltermcphilip, I still just wasn't sure if stone really was what some people call it. thanks ;)

i'm like alton brown - i make food fun!

Whenever I see a picture of that dude from Twilight with the ridiculous hair, I think of vanilla.

Whenever I see a easy to spell word spelled incorrectly coupled with bad grammar, I think of MonteLDS.

Whenever I pass the fancy cake aisle at the market, I think of Ammy.

Whenever I hear a young girl giggle, I think of AndySlash.

Whenever I find a nice spot at the park shaded by trees, I think of RopeyLopey.

Whenever I am unpleasantly surprised by a male patient exposing his junk to me, I think of Banana.

Whenever I hear a young girl giggle, I think of AndySlash.


:erm:

whenever i think of how many people there are in the USA i think of monte

whenever i think of IT* i think of monte





































































































*Information Technology

I laugh whenever I see somebody do that. ^

Laugh, not giggle. Giggle like a little girl.

I wonder what Andyslash is doing right now

a little girl.

hehe

we call them avo seeds stones here too.
We used to put toothpicks in them, and stand them on top of a glass of water in the window sill and let them grow.

whenever i listen to nimrods son i think of nimrods son

whenever i see someone in a bulls jersey i think of elvis the fat years

I laugh whenever I see somebody do that. ^

Laugh, not giggle. Giggle like a little girl.

It's funny because it's still funny.

Whenever I watch that Monty Python scene with Mr Creosote blowing I think of Trots.

Just to refresh your mem...here's the vid. You need to watch until the very end when they offer him a "wafer thin mint."

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we call them avo seeds stones here too.
We used to put toothpicks in them, and stand them on top of a glass of water in the window sill and let them grow.

We did that with potatoes. Ive always called it the bone. Did it as a kid and it just stuck.

Ive always called it the bone. Did it as a kid and it just stuck.

No need to perv up this thread you sick little fuck.

Whenever I hear about men rooting females half their age, I think of duovamp.

No need to perv up this thread you sick little fuck.

It was in spanish so its cool. I think.

Whenever I watch that Monty Python scene with Mr Creosote blowing I think of Trots.

awesome a stupid fat joke from a girl that said i was cute not but three weeks ago.

i guess blocking someone on AIM when they're annoying you and won't take no for an answer isn't acceptable behavior

hahah if that's how you want to analyze it.

Or maybe I just lied and it wasn't three weeks ago...more like three months ago.

maybe so

i guess it has nothing to do with how bad you wanted me to join chat the other night and i said no four times

whenever i think of funny voicemails i think of ella

That was a great voicemail....and don't forget, I say that every day...about 200ish times.

wow that pic nimrod posted is like avocado porn.

my addition (arguable) to this thread: whenever i listen to or hear of Fear Factory i think of the netphorian. and his atrocious font color.

wow that pic nimrod posted is like avocado porn.

what are you talking about

I am insulted.

If there were a way to make your custom title a running count it would be awesome.

awesome a stupid fat joke from a girl that said i was cute not but three weeks ago.



lol dude you not supposed to remember and hold on to that shit it doesn't make you look good.

move it along. it was a random comment from some internet slore!

Whenever I hear advice for life, I think of barden.

whenever I ping-pong, I think of Erin.

lol dude you not supposed to remember and hold on to that shit it doesn't make you look good.

i think you're misinterpreting what i was saying

I'm not hurt by her pathetic attempt to be insulting, it's just amazing how a completely justifiable IM block will turn someone against you.