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Thaniel Buckner
05-20-2009, 01:10 PM
whenever i drink gatorade, i think of toby.

hnibos
05-20-2009, 01:16 PM
whenever i see an applebees i think of ******

waltermcphilp
05-20-2009, 01:17 PM
whenever i listen to bailter space i think of matt (i'm hardcore)

hnibos
05-20-2009, 01:18 PM
whenever i listen to bailter space i think of matt (i'm hardcore)

hey me too

wHATcOLOR
05-20-2009, 01:20 PM
whenever i come across an arnold palmer, i think of eulogy's challenging adventure

shannon
05-20-2009, 01:22 PM
whenever I see rats I think of bonnie

sppunk
05-20-2009, 01:26 PM
Whenever I orgasm, I think of ravenguy2000.

SlingeroGuitaro
05-20-2009, 01:28 PM
whenever i think of monte i laugh.

wait, did i do that right?

samuel redman
05-20-2009, 01:29 PM
i don't think, i don't love

Trotskilicious
05-20-2009, 01:30 PM
Whenever i take a shit I think of effloresce

wHATcOLOR
05-20-2009, 01:32 PM
whenever i think of rat bastards, i think of frank quint

wHATcOLOR
05-20-2009, 01:32 PM
o

Trotskilicious
05-20-2009, 01:34 PM
hahah

Trotskilicious
05-20-2009, 01:34 PM
a

ravenguy2000
05-20-2009, 02:23 PM
Whenever I orgasm, I think of sppunk's wife.

Thaniel Buckner
05-20-2009, 02:34 PM
whenever i poop in the shower i think of Krafty.

Elvis The Fat Years
05-20-2009, 02:41 PM
and her r00d titties?

Rickpat12
05-20-2009, 03:04 PM
whenever I fuck a cow...I think of that Netphorian that fucked a cow.

pale_princess
05-20-2009, 03:39 PM
whenever i think of gay goth bartenders preying on bicurious missourans, i think of d.

Shallowed
05-20-2009, 09:48 PM
Whenever I think of men grasping their penis, I think of wHATcOLOR.

pale_princess
05-20-2009, 09:53 PM
whenever i think of deep fried pickles i think of toby
whenever i think of tacos i think of noyen
whenever i think of gay dudes i'd like to turn straight, i think of caine walker
whenever i think of zwan rainbows i think of monte
whenever i drink a caesar i think of s. casey
whenever i hurt a cellphone i think of cheo

ohnoitsbonnie
05-20-2009, 09:54 PM
whenever i think of deep fried pickles i think of toby

*PUKES*

I'm Hardcore
05-20-2009, 09:55 PM
whenever i listen to bailter space i think of matt (i'm hardcore)

whenever i think of/play Guitar Hero, i think of you

Mablak
05-20-2009, 10:56 PM
Whenever I'm hardcore, I think of I'm Hardcore.

Trotskilicious
05-20-2009, 11:01 PM
whenever i see a runny, soft turd i think of yo soy el mejor

Toby
05-20-2009, 11:03 PM
whenever i drink gatorade, i think of toby.

haha


whenever I think of pedophilia i think of palidor

Trotskilicious
05-20-2009, 11:10 PM
every time i see a fat ape in a backwards baseball cap at a bar i think of nimrod

ella
05-20-2009, 11:15 PM
Whenever I think of the most chronic of the CRONIC, I think of Hnibos!

Trotskilicious
05-21-2009, 12:00 AM
whenever i see a sad clown i think of hnibos

wHATcOLOR
05-21-2009, 12:02 AM
there is a Eulogy doppelganger at the wholefoods near my house

Nimrod's Son
05-21-2009, 12:38 AM
whenever i see a clutch a-rod homer, i think of jenniferkate

mercurial
05-21-2009, 12:55 AM
clutch a rod, eh

Nimrod's Son
05-21-2009, 12:56 AM
that too

vanilla
05-21-2009, 01:13 AM
Whenever I watch kids in the hall I think of pale blue eyes.
Whenever I have anal I think of sick bad thing.

pale_princess
05-21-2009, 01:15 AM
whenever i remember the titans i think of denzel

Nimrod's Son
05-21-2009, 01:18 AM
whenever pj announces a new tour, i think of A/

waltermcphilp
05-21-2009, 02:07 AM
whenever i see an article about radiohead i think about the music board

Trotskilicious
05-21-2009, 02:11 AM
i know radiohead is such a pretentious obscure band

Trotskilicious
05-21-2009, 02:21 AM
whenever i see a retard i think of ella

wHATcOLOR
05-21-2009, 02:28 AM
whenever i see drug smoking hippie weirdos with terrible looking clothes and stinky hair i think of krazeestacee

wHATcOLOR
05-21-2009, 02:33 AM
whenever i go to de nizzo's or whatever it's called, i think of nimrod

wHATcOLOR
05-21-2009, 02:34 AM
whenever i think of karl connor, i think of my father. i guess you could say that he reminds me of my father

duovamp
05-21-2009, 03:38 AM
How I miss both of them.

Joe
05-21-2009, 03:59 AM
whenever i jack off i think of trosklicious face


pearl necklace style

Caine Walker
05-21-2009, 09:01 AM
whenever i see a white guy with a bunch of asians girls, i think of wHATcOLOR.

whenever i think about the "temple" recording session, i think of ******.

whenever i think about killing myself, i think of hnibos.

Luke de Spa
05-21-2009, 09:04 AM
de nizzos, fuck yeah!!! love that place

Luke de Spa
05-21-2009, 09:04 AM
or whatever, you know

samuel redman
05-21-2009, 10:00 AM
nimrod i like your avatar.

hnibos
05-21-2009, 10:38 AM
whenever i think about killing myself, i think of hnibos.

dont be such a downer!!!!

Caine Walker
05-21-2009, 10:46 AM
s'been a rough week, man.

samuel redman
05-21-2009, 11:10 AM
i have had TWO dreams about meeting CW and Eulogy and last night i was at some nature resort smoking weed with apparently ****** and some chick. and one of my managers walked in after we had just smoked

Caine Walker
05-21-2009, 11:15 AM
let's hang out, samuel redman.

samuel redman
05-21-2009, 11:16 AM
sounds good

shannon
05-21-2009, 11:19 AM
everyone is always asking you to hang out, sir redman

how does that make you feel?

samuel redman
05-21-2009, 11:20 AM
feels good

shannon
05-21-2009, 11:22 AM
I bet it does

Trotskilicious
05-21-2009, 02:21 PM
whenever i jack off i think of trosklicious face


pearl necklace style

great another gay guy that likes bears

Caine Walker
05-21-2009, 02:31 PM
you're a bear?

Nimrod's Son
05-21-2009, 02:34 PM
whenever i think of bears, i think of monte

shannon
05-21-2009, 02:36 PM
whenever I think of gorillas, I think of monte

Trotskilicious
05-21-2009, 02:42 PM
you're a bear?

i'm fat n hairy

i'm their type as they say

YSEM
05-21-2009, 02:45 PM
whenever i think of/see avocado slices i think of ******.

whenever i eat/see/think of pizza hut i think of palidor

mistle
05-21-2009, 02:54 PM
i don't think i've ever seen an avocado slice

Trotskilicious
05-21-2009, 02:55 PM
go buy an avacado and cut it

mistle
05-21-2009, 02:55 PM
why would you slice an avocado?

Trotskilicious
05-21-2009, 02:57 PM
i dunno dude to put it on food without scooping it out

mistle
05-21-2009, 03:03 PM
but there's a stone! i guess it wouldn't occur to me. i've never put avocado on things

Trotskilicious
05-21-2009, 03:06 PM
when you cut the avacado in half, you pull out the stone and then cut it in slices. it's really not very unusual.

Trotskilicious
05-21-2009, 03:08 PM
hi res it's like the real thing!

<img src="http://feastsandfotos.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/avocado-slices-fix.jpg">

ohnoitsbonnie
05-21-2009, 03:11 PM
Don't pick on him. He is from denmark. I bet he knows how to skin a bear better than you ever will

Trotskilicious
05-21-2009, 03:13 PM
there is no wildlife in denmark anymore silly

agenda suicide
05-21-2009, 03:14 PM
when you cut the avacado in half, you pull out the stone and then cut it in slices. it's really not very unusual.

I'm confused as to why you guys keep calling it a "stone". if it's to be funny... well it's not funny.

mistle
05-21-2009, 03:16 PM
that is cool i put it on my desktop

i mostly make them guacamole or eat them with a spoon with shrimp and creme fraiche. maybe that's weird

noyen
05-21-2009, 03:16 PM
avocado stones are what the "seeds" are called. it's just what they are called.

agenda suicide
05-21-2009, 03:17 PM
how the hell have I never heard that before. I've always just heard 'seed'.

noyen
05-21-2009, 03:18 PM
probably a regional thing maybe. i've heard them referred to as stones by gardeners all my life.

noyen
05-21-2009, 03:18 PM
even pits

Trotskilicious
05-21-2009, 03:19 PM
I'm confused as to why you guys keep calling it a "stone". if it's to be funny... well it's not funny.

i always called it a stone.

peaches have pits

agenda suicide
05-21-2009, 03:20 PM
I call it a seed. maybe a pit. never heard it called a stone, and I think that sounds odd.
you learn something new every day!

waltermcphilp
05-21-2009, 03:21 PM
An avocado 'stone' is in fact a very large seed. Giving it water and warmth is a trigger for germination. If you could cut open the stone you would see that it also contains a miniature shoot (called the plumule) and a miniature root (the radicle). The rest of the space is taken up by a massive food store. When the conditions are right, the radicle breaks open the seed cover and pushes downwards to get water, and the radicle pushes upwards and grows into the stem and the leaves of the new plant. Until this plant has grown its own leaves, it gets all its nutrition from the food store inside the seed.

Make sure you look after your avocado tree. If it gets very droopy, you might not be watering it enough. Non-woody plants only stay upright if they have enough water in their cells. However, if the plant looks like it has wilted but the soil is saturated, you are watering it too much. You shouldn't swamp the roots in water as they need oxygen as well.

If the leaves become brown and seem to fry at the tips, there is too much salt in the soil. You can remove the salt by leaching - run water into the pot for several minutes while letting it drain out of the bottom.

agenda suicide
05-21-2009, 03:23 PM
thanks waltermcphilip, I still just wasn't sure if stone really was what some people call it. thanks ;)

Caine Walker
05-21-2009, 04:18 PM
i've never heard it be called a "stone" before. ever.

waltermcphilp
05-21-2009, 04:43 PM
thanks waltermcphilip, I still just wasn't sure if stone really was what some people call it. thanks ;)

i'm like alton brown - i make food fun!

pale blue eyes
05-21-2009, 04:51 PM
Whenever I see a picture of that dude from Twilight with the ridiculous hair, I think of vanilla.

Whenever I see a easy to spell word spelled incorrectly coupled with bad grammar, I think of MonteLDS.

Whenever I pass the fancy cake aisle at the market, I think of Ammy.

Whenever I hear a young girl giggle, I think of AndySlash.

Whenever I find a nice spot at the park shaded by trees, I think of RopeyLopey.

Whenever I am unpleasantly surprised by a male patient exposing his junk to me, I think of Banana.

ravenguy2000
05-21-2009, 04:54 PM
Whenever I hear a young girl giggle, I think of AndySlash.


:erm:

Trotskilicious
05-21-2009, 05:05 PM
whenever i think of how many people there are in the USA i think of monte

Trotskilicious
05-21-2009, 05:05 PM
whenever i think of IT* i think of monte





































































































*Information Technology

pale blue eyes
05-21-2009, 05:52 PM
I laugh whenever I see somebody do that. ^

Laugh, not giggle. Giggle like a little girl.

Travis Meeks
05-21-2009, 05:58 PM
I wonder what Andyslash is doing right now

AndySlash
05-21-2009, 05:59 PM
a little girl.

AndySlash
05-21-2009, 06:04 PM
hehe

barden
05-21-2009, 06:09 PM
we call them avo seeds stones here too.
We used to put toothpicks in them, and stand them on top of a glass of water in the window sill and let them grow.

Joe
05-21-2009, 06:15 PM
whenever i listen to nimrods son i think of nimrods son

whenever i see someone in a bulls jersey i think of elvis the fat years

duovamp
05-21-2009, 07:07 PM
I laugh whenever I see somebody do that. ^

Laugh, not giggle. Giggle like a little girl.

It's funny because it's still funny.

ella
05-21-2009, 09:54 PM
Whenever I watch that Monty Python scene with Mr Creosote blowing I think of Trots.

Just to refresh your mem...here's the vid. You need to watch until the very end when they offer him a "wafer thin mint."

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Future Boy
05-21-2009, 10:06 PM
we call them avo seeds stones here too.
We used to put toothpicks in them, and stand them on top of a glass of water in the window sill and let them grow.

We did that with potatoes. Ive always called it the bone. Did it as a kid and it just stuck.

duovamp
05-21-2009, 10:11 PM
Ive always called it the bone. Did it as a kid and it just stuck.

No need to perv up this thread you sick little fuck.

Shallowed
05-21-2009, 10:19 PM
Whenever I hear about men rooting females half their age, I think of duovamp.

Future Boy
05-21-2009, 10:25 PM
No need to perv up this thread you sick little fuck.

It was in spanish so its cool. I think.

Trotskilicious
05-21-2009, 10:35 PM
Whenever I watch that Monty Python scene with Mr Creosote blowing I think of Trots.

awesome a stupid fat joke from a girl that said i was cute not but three weeks ago.

i guess blocking someone on AIM when they're annoying you and won't take no for an answer isn't acceptable behavior

ella
05-22-2009, 12:38 AM
hahah if that's how you want to analyze it.

Or maybe I just lied and it wasn't three weeks ago...more like three months ago.

Trotskilicious
05-22-2009, 12:39 AM
maybe so

i guess it has nothing to do with how bad you wanted me to join chat the other night and i said no four times

waltermcphilp
05-22-2009, 12:53 AM
whenever i think of funny voicemails i think of ella

ella
05-22-2009, 12:56 AM
That was a great voicemail....and don't forget, I say that every day...about 200ish times.

teh b0lly!!1
05-22-2009, 07:46 AM
wow that pic nimrod posted is like avocado porn.

my addition (arguable) to this thread: whenever i listen to or hear of Fear Factory i think of the netphorian. and his atrocious font color.

Nimrod's Son
05-22-2009, 12:37 PM
wow that pic nimrod posted is like avocado porn.

what are you talking about

Trotskilicious
05-22-2009, 02:29 PM
I am insulted.

Future Boy
05-22-2009, 03:51 PM
If there were a way to make your custom title a running count it would be awesome.

barden
05-22-2009, 09:25 PM
awesome a stupid fat joke from a girl that said i was cute not but three weeks ago.



lol dude you not supposed to remember and hold on to that shit it doesn't make you look good.

move it along. it was a random comment from some internet slore!

Shallowed
05-22-2009, 10:14 PM
Whenever I hear advice for life, I think of barden.

RopeyLopey
05-22-2009, 11:32 PM
whenever I ping-pong, I think of Erin.

Trotskilicious
05-23-2009, 12:16 AM
lol dude you not supposed to remember and hold on to that shit it doesn't make you look good.

i think you're misinterpreting what i was saying

I'm not hurt by her pathetic attempt to be insulting, it's just amazing how a completely justifiable IM block will turn someone against you.