After an interesting series of events over the weekend, I have come to the conclusion that

1. all men are lying assholes
2. all men can burn in hell

I'm going to be that old lady you see on the front porch in a rocking chair, talking to myself, smoking a pipe and chopping firewood. Then after some time has passed and someone says "oh shit, have you seen the old lady that comes in here each week for her tobacco and beer?" they'll send an officer up to the house to find my body that has been decomposing for a month.

Date teenagers

so, what were these interesting events that led you to your conclusion?

men like to get laid, that's about it.

starla has always been one to appreciate nuance

come on let's make this the best thread ever because i'm fucking bored

She found my number on his cell phone when she got back from being out of town. And she called me. I invited her over and we had a talk.

men like to get laid, that's about it.

We hadn't done anything yet. It was getting close though.

i've looked at the internet ads for broads in seattle and this is what i have to pick from:

vegan broads
unabashed drunk broads my age who go to bars for their primary means of being social
liberal hippie broads my age who still live in the "hipster" part of seattle and feel like they're cool because of it
women who are shorter than me, but still want taller men


this crazy bitch:

The Stranger's Lovelab: Seattle's Only Personals and Online Dating Site (http://thestranger.selectalternatives.com/gyrobase/Personals/Profile?person=oid%3A1772259)

this REALLY crazy fucking bitch:

The Stranger's Lovelab: Seattle's Only Personals and Online Dating Site (http://thestranger.selectalternatives.com/gyrobase/Personals/Profile?person=oid%3A241558)

Anyway, it's not like I'm broken hearted. Only "knew" this guy for about 4 weeks.

That's all. Back to the regular scheduled program.

I've never put myself on a personal's/dating site and never will. I already attract assholes. I don't need to put up a beacon.

we're all doomed

not all of us sbt. cause 28if is still wishing his dick would go into his g/f at this very moment

he'll get his big dick into someone or something eventually

and i'll be single and pissed off. fuck him. i hope he gets cancer in his asshole

starla, maybe you could find luck swinging the other way?

could somebody please make this person love again

publius clodius, I will make her love again.

Do him with one of those spiked female condoms, I understand it's like snatching his cock in a bear trap. I think maybe you can only get them in Africa though.

Usually girls are nice enough to mention their boyfriends pretty early on in the game.

Of course that wouldn't stop me so much as help me get even closer to my goal.

starla, when was the last time you had intimate relations with a man?

Let's see, her kid's how old?

Let's see, her kid's how old?

aw harsh

starla, maybe you could find luck swinging the other way?

I'll take this into consideration.

starla, when was the last time you had intimate relations with a man?

About 4 years. Not from lack of trying though. What can I do when the people I have met are demons. :rofl:

yeah but couldn't you just like say eh why not and just do it to get some meat stuffed in you anyway? 4 years is too long. your pussy might forget what it's for if you go too long.

Breasts make us confused and forgetful.

http://www.theroades.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/taken-movie.jpg

Breasts make us confused and forgetful.

^

starla, you have become re-virginized. i wonder if your hymen can like grow back? and i thought 9 months was long. phew

the only way you can make yourself right again starla is to do a gang bang with AT LEAST 5 guys

Not from lack of trying though. What can I do when the people I have met are demons.

yes, sure, blame the other people. very good.

She found my number on his cell phone when she got back from being out of town. And she called me. I invited her over and we had a talk.

Did hilarity ensue?

I'm pretty sure there's a movie like this.

i recall you being a cynic, bitter, borderline dyke-man hater before you started dating tony little. i mean, come on. you had this opinion of men before you even had fried chicken with him.

I feel terrible for you. It's awful to see you're making poor choices.

nimrod wants to be the one to set you right.

but nimrod is petty much a fag.

pretty much

Did hilarity ensue?

I'm pretty sure there's a movie like this.

She is gorgeous. I seriously have no clue why he'd step out on her.

you had this opinion of men before you even had fried chicken with him.

Of course I did. No one has been able to change that opinion either.

I feel terrible for you. It's awful to see you're making poor choices.


That's rich, coming from you. :rofl:

Yeah some guys are total assholes...I've been cheated on once, by my first "real" bf actually, who I had experienced many new things with, which mostly made me uncomfortable, but anyways he dated me for about 3 months, and then I get a call from his "other" gf bitching etc...so we both broke up with him, and now we talk frequently on facebook. His ex's have become great friends.

He has no one. =[

Would it be too much to ask you to remove this bullshit off your board? No need to be a bitch about this alright?

should i remove it y/n ?

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Yeah some guys are total assholes...I've been cheated on once, by my first "real" bf actually, who I had experienced many new things with, which mostly made me uncomfortable, but anyways he dated me for about 3 months, and then I get a call from his "other" gf bitching etc...so we both broke up with him, and now we talk frequently on facebook. His ex's have become great friends.

He has no one. =[

how come you always make it about you

After an interesting series of events over the weekend, I have come to the conclusion that

1. all men are lying assholes
2. all men can burn in hell

I'm going to be that old lady you see on the front porch in a rocking chair, talking to myself, smoking a pipe and chopping firewood. Then after some time has passed and someone says "oh shit, have you seen the old lady that comes in here each week for her tobacco and beer?" they'll send an officer up to the house to find my body that has been decomposing for a month.

p.s. i love you

Where's that from?

my heart

how come you always make it about you

Afterward I always reply to someone else's post...I just find it the most efficient.
Damn you scrutinize.

should i remove it y/n ?

I like that he's stalking you on this board now as well. Maybe all guys aren't assholes, that's just the type you pick because you have low self of steam.

Such Negative Nancy's....must not have ate many vegetables during their youth!

what does that mean ella?

Well it doesn't really matter what I believe it to mean.

What does it mean to you Mercurial...?

I like that he's stalking you on this board now as well. Maybe all guys aren't assholes, that's just the type you pick because you have low self of steam.

my low self of steam is just fine

"You never asked me if I was seeing someone else. I didn't lie see you just never asked."

ha

"putting my emails on a public board makes you look childish and psycho"

I agree.

"I don't love her anymore is that okay with you? I saw you and wanted you and no one else the rest my life."

poor guy...

Such Negative Nancy's!

negative nancy's what?

terry pratchett has a fictional heroine i think starla would like very much.

all that stuff about chopping wood, smoking, sitting in a rocking chair, living in the mountains and going to town and buying beer and tobacco reminded me of Granny Weatherwax.

<3

ha



I agree.



poor guy...

He must think you ain't nu'in' but a ho'.

"you never asked me if I was seeing someone else. I didn't lie see you just never asked."

LOL

HE WANTS TO SPEND THE REST OF HIS LIFE WITH YOU, STARLA. CAN'T YOU SEE THIS IS AN INSTANT LOVE CONNECTION?

After an interesting series of events over the weekend, I have come to the conclusion that

1. all men are lying assholes
2. all men can burn in hell
statistics fail

also highly probable theological fail

"I don't love her anymore is that okay with you? I saw you and wanted you and no one else the rest my life."

he's saying this after 4 weeks and YOU'RE the psycho for posting about him on the board? ahahahah. oh silly man.
also, I don't really see what the big deal is because we have no idea who he actually is. if you scorn a woman, people will most definitely hear about it.

okay this is funny now. good job starla :).

How does he know about netphoria

How does he know about netphoria

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/TwilightToStarlight/00921.jpg

please be kind because he lurks here :)

he kind of reminds me of Daniel Day Lewis -- little bit

anyway, he told me to get dressed up nice for dinner last night, then shows up with free KFC coupon he printed out :]


:blush:

I was wondering if that was the guy

post/av

Yeah what a surprise that a guy whose idea of a hot date is bringing over free coupons for fried chicken turned out to be a dud

lol this lurker sounds like such a fag too.

what a buffoon!

its you mojo jojo kill youself.

:lurk:
:sexors:

Yeah what a surprise that a guy whose idea of a hot date is bringing over free coupons for fried chicken turned out to be a dud

I didn't have a problem with that.

you should have. he asked you to get dressed up.

I'm going to be that old lady you see on the front porch in a rocking chair, talking to myself, smoking a pipe and chopping firewood. Then after some time has passed and someone says "oh shit, have you seen the old lady that comes in here each week for her tobacco and beer?" they'll send an officer up to the house to find my body that has been decomposing for a month.

Is your child staying away for fear of being shot at?

She will be grown and gone by then, living a much better life than I have.

you should have. he asked you to get dressed up.

well, you know how guys complain that all women want a fancy expensive dinner? I was trying to be nice and prove that I'm not like that. I'm down for a free KFC meal.

there's no reason a guy shouldn't be able to take you out to a nice dinner.

Trying

well, you know how guys complain that all women want a fancy expensive dinner? I was trying to be nice and prove that I'm not like that. I'm down for a free KFC meal.

oh, okay. since it was free. i thought it was maybe a coupon for a free large coke when you purchase a chicken and biscuit bowl. i see where you're coming from, but it is a little tacky.

He could have chosen a far better fast-food chain.

maybe popeyes?

Idk. I haven't had Popeye's. I don't think I've even been in a country which has Popeye's. Is it only in America?

and canada since pale princess claims to have gotten really bad shits from eating there

He could have chosen a far better fast-food chain.

exactly what I was thinking

KFC for a first date (or any) is absolutely hilarious

i used to eat kfc after school with my h.s boyfriend. is that like a date? i love kfc. i honestly have nothing against any fast-food chain. any of that shit is good to me in moderation and depending on my level of intoxication.

isn't starla kind of a hot piece of ass? the lurker should post a pic of the other girl so we can compare

i could murder a doube cheeseburger right now. so hungry, y0.

I've looked under chairs
I've looked under tables
I've tried to find the key
To fifty million fables

They call me The Seeker
I've been searching low and high
I won't get to get what I'm after
Till the day I die

I asked Bobby Dylan
I asked The Beatles
I asked Timothy Leary
But he couldn't help me either

They call me The Seeker
I've been searching low and high
I won't get to get what I'm after
Till the day I die

People tend to hate me
'Cause I never smile
As I ransack their homes
They want to shake my hand

Focusing on nowhere
Investigating miles
I'm a seeker
I'm a really desperate man

I won't get to get what I'm after
Till the day I die

I learned how to raise my voice in anger
Yeah, but look at my face, ain't this a smile?
I'm happy when life's good
And when it's bad I cry
I've got values but I don't know how or why

I'm looking for me
You're looking for you
We're looking in at each other
And we don't know what to do

They call me The Seeker
I've been searching low and high
I won't get to get what I'm after
Till the day I die

well, you know how guys complain that all women want a fancy expensive dinner? I was trying to be nice and prove that I'm not like that. I'm down for a free KFC meal.

Don't worry, he was probably too poor because he was spending his money on the other chick.

starla are you trying to ensure your daughter doesnt suffer from the same problems you do

He could have chosen a far better fast-food chain.

I agree. But it was Oprah's free KFC thing.

maybe popeyes?

No popeyes here. :(

KFC for a first date (or any) is absolutely hilarious

The first time we went out we went to a nice place to eat.

Jakers Grill - Missoula, Montana - Steaks, Seafood, Lunch and Dinner (http://www.jakers.com/locations/missoula.cfm)

I ordered the least expensive thing on the menu. In retrospect, I should have just went full throttle and ordered appetizers and more than one beer.

Don't worry, he was probably too poor because he was spending his money on the other chick.

Probably. She seems to have higher expectations than I do, I guess.

starla are you trying to ensure your daughter doesnt suffer from the same problems you do

Hopefully she won't grow up and post her tits on a message board.

Hopefully she won't grow up and will post her tits on a message board.

I will be there when this happens. *deep stare*

Men do this because they want to fuck you.

You missed an opportunity.

You have made a mistake.

Find the man.

Apologize.

If possible, fuck him.

Problem solved.

lol

I got a text from him today asking me if I'd please stop talking about it on this board. He's trying to make up with his g/f

I commend you Starla. Continue to drag this yokels name in the mud. These types of fucks deserve all the negative attention they can get. If they don't they just lie and reinvent the truth and make it less convenient for them to fuck over and continue to lie to others. He has a ponytail afterall.

I love the "BOOK A ROOM AT SUPER 8" ads here Andrew. Keeping it classy.

I feel like that guy in Falling Down. I'm going to go insane and demand mc donalds breakfast at noon.

I got a text from him today asking me if I'd please stop talking about it on this board. He's trying to make up with his g/f

Make a deal with him. You've got the upper hand here, he needs to meet your level.

I got a text from him today asking me if I'd please stop talking about it on this board. He's trying to make up with his g/f

lol but he met you and only wanted you ever for the rest of tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime.

What a dork. Fuck, does he have a registered name, or does he just lurk?

also highly probable theological fail

hhahahaha.

why does he care if you're talking about this on a message board he doesn't post on and can't be traced back to him

oh because he's a nutjob

why does he care if you're talking about this on a message board he doesn't post on and can't be traced back to him

oh because he's a nutjob

my thoughts exactly.
it's hurting his pride, but that's about all it can do. maybe he shouldn't be bitching because he's the one who decided to fuck around on his current girlfriend, have things go wrong with the next girl, and then all of a sudden decide he really wants to reconcile with the current girlfriend he was supposedly over.
people can be so stupid sometimes. it's not that hard to own up to your mistakes. embarrassing maybe.. but not hard.

oh because he's a nutjob

man, you'd think they'd have been perfect for each other.

a damn shame what has happened here.

man, you'd think they'd have been perfect for each other.

a damn shame what has happened here.

HAHA

man, you'd think they'd have been perfect for each other.

a damn shame what has happened here.

There's always a chance I'll hook up with someone here.

why does he care if you're talking about this on a message board he doesn't post on and can't be traced back to him

oh because he's a nutjob

because I threatened to post his name here. he doesn't want his Christian friends finding out about this.

how did you two meet?

i apologize if you already went over this...

because I threatened to post his name here. he doesn't want his Christian friends finding out about this.
You should just post it to twitter. And then link to this forum.

There's always a chance I'll hook up with someone here.

------<@

that is a rose 4 u

back off 'licious