View Full Version : When men fail to tell you they are already taken


Starla
05-20-2009, 03:10 AM
After an interesting series of events over the weekend, I have come to the conclusion that

1. all men are lying assholes
2. all men can burn in hell

I'm going to be that old lady you see on the front porch in a rocking chair, talking to myself, smoking a pipe and chopping firewood. Then after some time has passed and someone says "oh shit, have you seen the old lady that comes in here each week for her tobacco and beer?" they'll send an officer up to the house to find my body that has been decomposing for a month.

ohnoitsbonnie
05-20-2009, 03:13 AM
Date teenagers

vanilla
05-20-2009, 03:15 AM
so, what were these interesting events that led you to your conclusion?

sickbadthing
05-20-2009, 03:16 AM
men like to get laid, that's about it.

wHATcOLOR
05-20-2009, 03:19 AM
starla has always been one to appreciate nuance

sickbadthing
05-20-2009, 03:20 AM
come on let's make this the best thread ever because i'm fucking bored

Starla
05-20-2009, 03:22 AM
She found my number on his cell phone when she got back from being out of town. And she called me. I invited her over and we had a talk.

Starla
05-20-2009, 03:26 AM
men like to get laid, that's about it.

We hadn't done anything yet. It was getting close though.

sickbadthing
05-20-2009, 03:28 AM
i've looked at the internet ads for broads in seattle and this is what i have to pick from:

vegan broads
unabashed drunk broads my age who go to bars for their primary means of being social
liberal hippie broads my age who still live in the "hipster" part of seattle and feel like they're cool because of it
women who are shorter than me, but still want taller men


this crazy bitch:

The Stranger's Lovelab: Seattle's Only Personals and Online Dating Site (http://thestranger.selectalternatives.com/gyrobase/Personals/Profile?person=oid%3A1772259)

this REALLY crazy fucking bitch:

The Stranger's Lovelab: Seattle's Only Personals and Online Dating Site (http://thestranger.selectalternatives.com/gyrobase/Personals/Profile?person=oid%3A241558)

Starla
05-20-2009, 03:29 AM
Anyway, it's not like I'm broken hearted. Only "knew" this guy for about 4 weeks.

That's all. Back to the regular scheduled program.

Starla
05-20-2009, 03:31 AM
I've never put myself on a personal's/dating site and never will. I already attract assholes. I don't need to put up a beacon.

sickbadthing
05-20-2009, 03:33 AM
we're all doomed

Starla
05-20-2009, 03:34 AM
not all of us sbt. cause 28if is still wishing his dick would go into his g/f at this very moment

sickbadthing
05-20-2009, 03:36 AM
he'll get his big dick into someone or something eventually

and i'll be single and pissed off. fuck him. i hope he gets cancer in his asshole

vanilla
05-20-2009, 03:45 AM
starla, maybe you could find luck swinging the other way?

publius clodius
05-20-2009, 04:52 AM
could somebody please make this person love again

Travis Meeks
05-20-2009, 04:55 AM
publius clodius, I will make her love again.

Mablak
05-20-2009, 04:57 AM
Do him with one of those spiked female condoms, I understand it's like snatching his cock in a bear trap. I think maybe you can only get them in Africa though.

duovamp
05-20-2009, 05:03 AM
Usually girls are nice enough to mention their boyfriends pretty early on in the game.

duovamp
05-20-2009, 05:04 AM
Of course that wouldn't stop me so much as help me get even closer to my goal.

Travis Meeks
05-20-2009, 05:05 AM
starla, when was the last time you had intimate relations with a man?

duovamp
05-20-2009, 05:10 AM
Let's see, her kid's how old?

sickbadthing
05-20-2009, 05:14 AM
Let's see, her kid's how old?

aw harsh

Starla
05-20-2009, 05:15 AM
starla, maybe you could find luck swinging the other way?

I'll take this into consideration.

starla, when was the last time you had intimate relations with a man?

About 4 years. Not from lack of trying though. What can I do when the people I have met are demons. :rofl:

sickbadthing
05-20-2009, 05:24 AM
yeah but couldn't you just like say eh why not and just do it to get some meat stuffed in you anyway? 4 years is too long. your pussy might forget what it's for if you go too long.

The Jesus
05-20-2009, 05:26 AM
Breasts make us confused and forgetful.

Tchocky
05-20-2009, 05:30 AM
http://www.theroades.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/taken-movie.jpg

Tchocky
05-20-2009, 05:30 AM
Breasts make us confused and forgetful.

^

vanilla
05-20-2009, 06:17 AM
starla, you have become re-virginized. i wonder if your hymen can like grow back? and i thought 9 months was long. phew

sickbadthing
05-20-2009, 06:26 AM
the only way you can make yourself right again starla is to do a gang bang with AT LEAST 5 guys

Cool As Ice Cream
05-20-2009, 06:40 AM
Not from lack of trying though. What can I do when the people I have met are demons.

yes, sure, blame the other people. very good.

Shallowed
05-20-2009, 07:01 AM
She found my number on his cell phone when she got back from being out of town. And she called me. I invited her over and we had a talk.

Did hilarity ensue?

I'm pretty sure there's a movie like this.

noyen
05-20-2009, 10:57 AM
i recall you being a cynic, bitter, borderline dyke-man hater before you started dating tony little. i mean, come on. you had this opinion of men before you even had fried chicken with him.

Nimrod's Son
05-20-2009, 11:20 AM
I feel terrible for you. It's awful to see you're making poor choices.

barden
05-20-2009, 05:07 PM
nimrod wants to be the one to set you right.

barden
05-20-2009, 05:09 PM
but nimrod is petty much a fag.

Nimrod's Son
05-20-2009, 08:22 PM
pretty much

Starla
05-20-2009, 11:43 PM
Did hilarity ensue?

I'm pretty sure there's a movie like this.

She is gorgeous. I seriously have no clue why he'd step out on her.

Starla
05-20-2009, 11:44 PM
you had this opinion of men before you even had fried chicken with him.

Of course I did. No one has been able to change that opinion either.

Starla
05-20-2009, 11:45 PM
I feel terrible for you. It's awful to see you're making poor choices.


That's rich, coming from you. :rofl:

ella
05-20-2009, 11:48 PM
Yeah some guys are total assholes...I've been cheated on once, by my first "real" bf actually, who I had experienced many new things with, which mostly made me uncomfortable, but anyways he dated me for about 3 months, and then I get a call from his "other" gf bitching etc...so we both broke up with him, and now we talk frequently on facebook. His ex's have become great friends.

He has no one. =[

Starla
05-20-2009, 11:54 PM
Would it be too much to ask you to remove this bullshit off your board? No need to be a bitch about this alright?

should i remove it y/n ?

pale_princess
05-21-2009, 12:05 AM
n

Trotskilicious
05-21-2009, 12:08 AM
Yeah some guys are total assholes...I've been cheated on once, by my first "real" bf actually, who I had experienced many new things with, which mostly made me uncomfortable, but anyways he dated me for about 3 months, and then I get a call from his "other" gf bitching etc...so we both broke up with him, and now we talk frequently on facebook. His ex's have become great friends.

He has no one. =[

how come you always make it about you

Trotskilicious
05-21-2009, 12:08 AM
After an interesting series of events over the weekend, I have come to the conclusion that

1. all men are lying assholes
2. all men can burn in hell

I'm going to be that old lady you see on the front porch in a rocking chair, talking to myself, smoking a pipe and chopping firewood. Then after some time has passed and someone says "oh shit, have you seen the old lady that comes in here each week for her tobacco and beer?" they'll send an officer up to the house to find my body that has been decomposing for a month.

p.s. i love you

ella
05-21-2009, 12:09 AM
Where's that from?

Trotskilicious
05-21-2009, 12:09 AM
my heart

ella
05-21-2009, 12:10 AM
how come you always make it about you

Afterward I always reply to someone else's post...I just find it the most efficient.
Damn you scrutinize.

Nimrod's Son
05-21-2009, 12:36 AM
should i remove it y/n ?

I like that he's stalking you on this board now as well. Maybe all guys aren't assholes, that's just the type you pick because you have low self of steam.

ella
05-21-2009, 12:42 AM
Such Negative Nancy's....must not have ate many vegetables during their youth!

mercurial
05-21-2009, 12:52 AM
what does that mean ella?

ella
05-21-2009, 01:10 AM
Well it doesn't really matter what I believe it to mean.

What does it mean to you Mercurial...?

Starla
05-21-2009, 02:05 AM
I like that he's stalking you on this board now as well. Maybe all guys aren't assholes, that's just the type you pick because you have low self of steam.

my low self of steam is just fine

Starla
05-21-2009, 02:12 AM
"You never asked me if I was seeing someone else. I didn't lie see you just never asked."

ha

"putting my emails on a public board makes you look childish and psycho"

I agree.

"I don't love her anymore is that okay with you? I saw you and wanted you and no one else the rest my life."

poor guy...

Trotskilicious
05-21-2009, 02:14 AM
Such Negative Nancy's!

negative nancy's what?

Trotskilicious
05-21-2009, 02:15 AM
terry pratchett has a fictional heroine i think starla would like very much.

all that stuff about chopping wood, smoking, sitting in a rocking chair, living in the mountains and going to town and buying beer and tobacco reminded me of Granny Weatherwax.

<3

Shallowed
05-21-2009, 06:05 AM
ha



I agree.



poor guy...

He must think you ain't nu'in' but a ho'.

shannon
05-21-2009, 08:24 AM
"you never asked me if I was seeing someone else. I didn't lie see you just never asked."

LOL

sppunk
05-21-2009, 08:56 AM
HE WANTS TO SPEND THE REST OF HIS LIFE WITH YOU, STARLA. CAN'T YOU SEE THIS IS AN INSTANT LOVE CONNECTION?

Luke de Spa
05-21-2009, 09:02 AM
After an interesting series of events over the weekend, I have come to the conclusion that

1. all men are lying assholes
2. all men can burn in hell
statistics fail

Luke de Spa
05-21-2009, 09:03 AM
also highly probable theological fail

agenda suicide
05-21-2009, 11:30 AM
"I don't love her anymore is that okay with you? I saw you and wanted you and no one else the rest my life."

he's saying this after 4 weeks and YOU'RE the psycho for posting about him on the board? ahahahah. oh silly man.
also, I don't really see what the big deal is because we have no idea who he actually is. if you scorn a woman, people will most definitely hear about it.

noyen
05-21-2009, 03:15 PM
okay this is funny now. good job starla :).

ohnoitsbonnie
05-21-2009, 03:16 PM
How does he know about netphoria

AndySlash
05-21-2009, 03:22 PM
How does he know about netphoria

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/TwilightToStarlight/00921.jpg

please be kind because he lurks here :)

he kind of reminds me of Daniel Day Lewis -- little bit

anyway, he told me to get dressed up nice for dinner last night, then shows up with free KFC coupon he printed out :]


:blush:

agenda suicide
05-21-2009, 03:23 PM
I was wondering if that was the guy

AndySlash
05-21-2009, 03:33 PM
post/av

Nimrod's Son
05-21-2009, 04:48 PM
Yeah what a surprise that a guy whose idea of a hot date is bringing over free coupons for fried chicken turned out to be a dud

barden
05-21-2009, 05:39 PM
lol this lurker sounds like such a fag too.

YSEM
05-21-2009, 08:41 PM
what a buffoon!

barden
05-21-2009, 08:47 PM
its you mojo jojo kill youself.

Shallowed
05-21-2009, 09:58 PM
:lurk:
:sexors:

Starla
05-22-2009, 01:31 AM
Yeah what a surprise that a guy whose idea of a hot date is bringing over free coupons for fried chicken turned out to be a dud

I didn't have a problem with that.

vanilla
05-22-2009, 01:51 AM
you should have. he asked you to get dressed up.

Future Boy
05-22-2009, 01:53 AM
I'm going to be that old lady you see on the front porch in a rocking chair, talking to myself, smoking a pipe and chopping firewood. Then after some time has passed and someone says "oh shit, have you seen the old lady that comes in here each week for her tobacco and beer?" they'll send an officer up to the house to find my body that has been decomposing for a month.

Is your child staying away for fear of being shot at?

Starla
05-22-2009, 03:47 AM
She will be grown and gone by then, living a much better life than I have.

Starla
05-22-2009, 03:51 AM
you should have. he asked you to get dressed up.

well, you know how guys complain that all women want a fancy expensive dinner? I was trying to be nice and prove that I'm not like that. I'm down for a free KFC meal.

sickbadthing
05-22-2009, 03:55 AM
there's no reason a guy shouldn't be able to take you out to a nice dinner.

ohnoitsbonnie
05-22-2009, 03:55 AM
Trying

vanilla
05-22-2009, 05:28 AM
well, you know how guys complain that all women want a fancy expensive dinner? I was trying to be nice and prove that I'm not like that. I'm down for a free KFC meal.

oh, okay. since it was free. i thought it was maybe a coupon for a free large coke when you purchase a chicken and biscuit bowl. i see where you're coming from, but it is a little tacky.

Shallowed
05-22-2009, 05:29 AM
He could have chosen a far better fast-food chain.

vanilla
05-22-2009, 05:30 AM
maybe popeyes?

Shallowed
05-22-2009, 05:38 AM
Idk. I haven't had Popeye's. I don't think I've even been in a country which has Popeye's. Is it only in America?

Trotskilicious
05-22-2009, 06:33 AM
and canada since pale princess claims to have gotten really bad shits from eating there

shannon
05-22-2009, 06:44 AM
He could have chosen a far better fast-food chain.

exactly what I was thinking

Travis Meeks
05-22-2009, 07:31 AM
KFC for a first date (or any) is absolutely hilarious

YSEM
05-22-2009, 10:01 AM
i used to eat kfc after school with my h.s boyfriend. is that like a date? i love kfc. i honestly have nothing against any fast-food chain. any of that shit is good to me in moderation and depending on my level of intoxication.

ATS
05-22-2009, 10:18 AM
isn't starla kind of a hot piece of ass? the lurker should post a pic of the other girl so we can compare

YSEM
05-22-2009, 10:27 AM
i could murder a doube cheeseburger right now. so hungry, y0.

Travis Meeks
05-22-2009, 11:01 AM
I've looked under chairs
I've looked under tables
I've tried to find the key
To fifty million fables

They call me The Seeker
I've been searching low and high
I won't get to get what I'm after
Till the day I die

I asked Bobby Dylan
I asked The Beatles
I asked Timothy Leary
But he couldn't help me either

They call me The Seeker
I've been searching low and high
I won't get to get what I'm after
Till the day I die

People tend to hate me
'Cause I never smile
As I ransack their homes
They want to shake my hand

Focusing on nowhere
Investigating miles
I'm a seeker
I'm a really desperate man

I won't get to get what I'm after
Till the day I die

I learned how to raise my voice in anger
Yeah, but look at my face, ain't this a smile?
I'm happy when life's good
And when it's bad I cry
I've got values but I don't know how or why

I'm looking for me
You're looking for you
We're looking in at each other
And we don't know what to do

They call me The Seeker
I've been searching low and high
I won't get to get what I'm after
Till the day I die

Nimrod's Son
05-22-2009, 12:35 PM
well, you know how guys complain that all women want a fancy expensive dinner? I was trying to be nice and prove that I'm not like that. I'm down for a free KFC meal.

Don't worry, he was probably too poor because he was spending his money on the other chick.

bardy
05-22-2009, 07:09 PM
starla are you trying to ensure your daughter doesnt suffer from the same problems you do

Starla
05-23-2009, 04:34 AM
He could have chosen a far better fast-food chain.

I agree. But it was Oprah's free KFC thing.

maybe popeyes?

No popeyes here. :(

KFC for a first date (or any) is absolutely hilarious

The first time we went out we went to a nice place to eat.

Jakers Grill - Missoula, Montana - Steaks, Seafood, Lunch and Dinner (http://www.jakers.com/locations/missoula.cfm)

I ordered the least expensive thing on the menu. In retrospect, I should have just went full throttle and ordered appetizers and more than one beer.

Starla
05-23-2009, 04:37 AM
Don't worry, he was probably too poor because he was spending his money on the other chick.

Probably. She seems to have higher expectations than I do, I guess.

Starla
05-23-2009, 04:42 AM
starla are you trying to ensure your daughter doesnt suffer from the same problems you do

Hopefully she won't grow up and post her tits on a message board.

duovamp
05-23-2009, 04:47 AM
Hopefully she won't grow up and will post her tits on a message board.

I will be there when this happens. *deep stare*

IWishIWasBlank
05-24-2009, 11:42 PM
Men do this because they want to fuck you.

You missed an opportunity.

You have made a mistake.

Find the man.

Apologize.

If possible, fuck him.

Problem solved.

Starla
05-24-2009, 11:56 PM
lol

Starla
05-24-2009, 11:57 PM
I got a text from him today asking me if I'd please stop talking about it on this board. He's trying to make up with his g/f

noyen
05-25-2009, 01:43 AM
I commend you Starla. Continue to drag this yokels name in the mud. These types of fucks deserve all the negative attention they can get. If they don't they just lie and reinvent the truth and make it less convenient for them to fuck over and continue to lie to others. He has a ponytail afterall.

noyen
05-25-2009, 01:44 AM
I love the "BOOK A ROOM AT SUPER 8" ads here Andrew. Keeping it classy.

Starla
05-25-2009, 05:31 AM
I feel like that guy in Falling Down. I'm going to go insane and demand mc donalds breakfast at noon.

Shallowed
05-25-2009, 05:41 AM
I got a text from him today asking me if I'd please stop talking about it on this board. He's trying to make up with his g/f

Make a deal with him. You've got the upper hand here, he needs to meet your level.

barden
05-25-2009, 06:51 PM
I got a text from him today asking me if I'd please stop talking about it on this board. He's trying to make up with his g/f

lol but he met you and only wanted you ever for the rest of tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime.

What a dork. Fuck, does he have a registered name, or does he just lurk?

Fonzie
05-26-2009, 03:14 AM
also highly probable theological fail

hhahahaha.

Nimrod's Son
05-26-2009, 12:11 PM
why does he care if you're talking about this on a message board he doesn't post on and can't be traced back to him

oh because he's a nutjob

agenda suicide
05-26-2009, 12:31 PM
why does he care if you're talking about this on a message board he doesn't post on and can't be traced back to him

oh because he's a nutjob

my thoughts exactly.
it's hurting his pride, but that's about all it can do. maybe he shouldn't be bitching because he's the one who decided to fuck around on his current girlfriend, have things go wrong with the next girl, and then all of a sudden decide he really wants to reconcile with the current girlfriend he was supposedly over.
people can be so stupid sometimes. it's not that hard to own up to your mistakes. embarrassing maybe.. but not hard.

AndySlash
05-26-2009, 12:34 PM
oh because he's a nutjob

man, you'd think they'd have been perfect for each other.

a damn shame what has happened here.

hnibos
05-26-2009, 12:37 PM
man, you'd think they'd have been perfect for each other.

a damn shame what has happened here.

HAHA

Starla
05-26-2009, 01:18 PM
man, you'd think they'd have been perfect for each other.

a damn shame what has happened here.

There's always a chance I'll hook up with someone here.

Starla
05-26-2009, 01:21 PM
why does he care if you're talking about this on a message board he doesn't post on and can't be traced back to him

oh because he's a nutjob

because I threatened to post his name here. he doesn't want his Christian friends finding out about this.

shannon
05-26-2009, 01:35 PM
how did you two meet?

i apologize if you already went over this...

Nimrod's Son
05-26-2009, 02:20 PM
because I threatened to post his name here. he doesn't want his Christian friends finding out about this.
You should just post it to twitter. And then link to this forum.

Trotskilicious
05-26-2009, 07:36 PM
There's always a chance I'll hook up with someone here.

------<@

that is a rose 4 u

Luke de Spa
05-27-2009, 06:15 AM
back off 'licious