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SlingeroGuitaro
05-19-2009, 01:31 PM
i got to high five the chick that was being eaten out by the chick that i was fucking in the ass. maybe the coolest moment of my life.

o/

waltermcphilp
05-19-2009, 01:32 PM
liar

smashingjj
05-19-2009, 01:33 PM
n00b

SlingeroGuitaro
05-19-2009, 01:34 PM
i ditched skipgo in austin to do it too

Mo
05-19-2009, 01:36 PM
-.-

duovamp
05-19-2009, 01:38 PM
Fuckin' your mom was my latest sexual experience.

Also I got a girl's phone number yesterday.

She's 3 days older than me.

pale_princess
05-19-2009, 01:38 PM
i got to high five the chick that was being eaten out by the chick that i was fucking in the ass. maybe the coolest moment of my life.

o/

*\o
i wish i was one of those chicks!

smashingjj
05-19-2009, 01:47 PM
Also I got a girl's phone number yesterday.

She's 3 days older than me.

OK pedovamp!

duovamp
05-19-2009, 01:53 PM
And by 3 days older I clearly mean seven years younger.

wHATcOLOR
05-19-2009, 02:08 PM
*\o
i wish i was one of those chicks!



which one

pale_princess
05-19-2009, 02:12 PM
probs the chick getting eaten out by the one that was gettin it up the pooper

Joe
05-19-2009, 02:16 PM
i masturbated last night using my own tears as lubrication

jhonen32629
05-19-2009, 04:22 PM
Fuck my best friend Mike after he took off that tight wrestling singlet

Caine Walker
05-19-2009, 04:26 PM
oh great, now you're fucking over here now.

see? if that thread had just been closed, this could have been prevented.

I'm Hardcore
05-19-2009, 05:39 PM
absolutely nothing at all.

cork_soaker
05-19-2009, 05:41 PM
i had sex

I'm Hardcore
05-19-2009, 05:42 PM
i bet there are some hotties in Morocco

barden
05-19-2009, 05:44 PM
last time for me was the time I mentioned on here.
before that it was a little while too.
I'm not that active.

samuel redman
05-19-2009, 05:57 PM
Fuck my best friend Mike after he took off that tight A singlet

girl/guy?

Shallowed
05-19-2009, 05:58 PM
Latest for me is right now, I got a boner reading this thread.

Caine Walker
05-19-2009, 06:24 PM
girl/guy?

i'm sure it was a guy.

shock me, shock me.

TuralyonW3
05-19-2009, 06:42 PM
wifesex

ohnoitsbonnie
05-19-2009, 06:51 PM
Those singlets are pretty hot I gotta admit

shannon
05-19-2009, 08:24 PM
i had sex

sex! the latest in sexual experiences!

Shallowed
05-19-2009, 08:25 PM
Get yours now before they're all gone!

Rickpat12
05-19-2009, 08:51 PM
^ post/av

You Said
05-20-2009, 01:39 PM
Got punched in the dick by a dyke.

christian zombie vampires
05-20-2009, 02:45 PM
i fucked a married chick on the floor of the store that she owns.
anyone walking by in the middle of the night could've seen it, we don't even know.

Ol' Couch Ass
05-20-2009, 02:59 PM
I feel like an old bastard as my sex drive is lagging in comparison to my girlfriend's. Once a day seems good for me but doesn't seem enough for her :/

christian zombie vampires
05-20-2009, 03:06 PM
i got to high five the A that was being eaten out by the A that i was fucking in the ass. maybe the coolest moment of my life.

o/

that is awesome. its like an eiffel tower with a weak support on one side

waltermcphilp
05-20-2009, 03:16 PM
I feel like an old bastard as my sex drive is lagging in comparison to my girlfriend's. Once a day seems good for me but doesn't seem enough for her :/

hachie machie!

Mo
05-20-2009, 03:39 PM
I feel like an old bastard as my sex drive is lagging in comparison to my girlfriend's. Once a day seems good for me but doesn't seem enough for her :/

Man, I wish I had your problems.

AndySlash
05-20-2009, 03:58 PM
that is awesome. its like an eiffel tower with a weak support on one side

why did you edit chick to A?

wHATcOLOR
05-20-2009, 04:10 PM
i fucked a married chick on the floor of the store that she owns.
anyone walking by in the middle of the night could've seen it, we don't even know.

classy

Geek USA
05-21-2009, 03:10 AM
;_;

good lord i need me some sex.

I'm Hardcore
05-21-2009, 03:21 AM
i hear that

duovamp
05-21-2009, 03:32 AM
Also I got a girl's phone number yesterday.

Called her. We're hanging out Saturday.

ohnoitsbonnie
05-21-2009, 02:45 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ohnoitsbonnie
05-21-2009, 02:45 PM
*cough cough*

waltermcphilp
05-21-2009, 02:51 PM
Called her. We're hanging out Saturday.


we should go on a double date.

i'm heading up to Pitt this weekend!

barden
05-21-2009, 06:03 PM
whacked it.
thought of <i>you</i>.

jczeroman
05-22-2009, 03:45 PM
Just had a two and a half hour sex marathon. It's been over twenty minutes and my body is still a little jittery.

Shallowed
05-22-2009, 06:03 PM
Did you win?

Mo
05-22-2009, 06:08 PM
I hate all of you..

Travis Meeks
05-22-2009, 06:46 PM
I feel like an old bastard as my sex drive is lagging in comparison to my girlfriend's. Once a day seems good for me but doesn't seem enough for her :/

how are you planning on fixing this problem?

Caine Walker
05-22-2009, 07:16 PM
eulogy and i did it last night.

vanilla
05-23-2009, 01:38 AM
;_;

good lord i need me some sex.

Yeah.

Fattening Ass
05-23-2009, 02:30 AM
i haven't had sex in years

:'(

Caine Walker
05-23-2009, 02:32 AM
years?@!

Fattening Ass
05-23-2009, 02:33 AM
yes

Caine Walker
05-23-2009, 02:34 AM
how many years?

Fattening Ass
05-23-2009, 02:34 AM
im not tellin'

shannon
05-23-2009, 08:25 AM
lots of cool stuff went on last night :cool:

yoshinobu's revenge
05-23-2009, 08:49 AM
managed to time it so we had great sex the day before el period started. yay.

Sepiae
05-23-2009, 09:22 AM
http://d3gkbha1s7sr56.cloudfront.net/someecards/filestorage/thi_794.jpg



Anyhow, I anticipate some pretty great sex tonight.

Shallowed
05-23-2009, 09:28 AM
My balls were itchy. So I scratched them.

hnibos
05-23-2009, 10:09 AM
^your life is average

YSEM
05-23-2009, 07:20 PM
i wanna have sex, too!

shit.

Hillzy
05-23-2009, 07:59 PM
I hate all of you..

.

Shallowed
05-24-2009, 12:43 AM
sickbadthing loves all of you.

Ol' Couch Ass
05-24-2009, 08:35 PM
how are you planning on fixing this problem?

By banging constantly whether I feel like it or not.

smashingjj
05-24-2009, 08:45 PM
I kissed a girl and i liked it.

Sepiae
05-24-2009, 08:49 PM
OCA, how much younger than you is she?

ravenguy2000
05-24-2009, 09:11 PM
daddy ate my eyes

Mooney
05-24-2009, 09:14 PM
i got my d s'ed last night.

woo.

Shallowed
05-24-2009, 10:05 PM
I had a dream about having sex last night, which I woke up in the middle of. I was lying on my arm, which had gone very very numb, so I quickly tried to roll over and masturbate with it, but when I rolled over I caught sight of the bedside clock, which read half past three or something. I was instantly reminded of how much more tired than horny I was, and went back to sleep.

Joe
05-24-2009, 11:34 PM
i havent masturbated in like 3 days, taking all these sleeping pills to combat my insominia, and they dont really lend them selfes to masturbation, i have tuesday off though so i'll download some new porn and jerk it at least 3 times to catch up.

Mooney
05-25-2009, 04:40 PM
i got my d s'ed last night.

woo.

unfortunately, it was from a friend's (ex?)girlfriend - they've been off and on so often that i could never keep up. :(

Shallowed
05-25-2009, 05:45 PM
they've been off and on so often that i could never keep up. :(

Multiple entendre!

barden
05-25-2009, 06:46 PM
i have the option and not taken it.
I want to win my ex back!
I will DO it! Updates to come, Netphoria!

Joe
05-25-2009, 11:25 PM
i masturbated today at like 4 o clock.

i woke at 230 cause someone around was using a chain saw and couldnt get back to sleep so i masturbated, took a nap and went to work.

fuck i am too honest with my postings

Shallowed
05-26-2009, 12:51 AM
i have the option and not taken it.
I want to win my ex back!
I will DO it! Updates to come, Netphoria!

Sexy.

Fonzie
05-26-2009, 03:16 AM
I can't help but wonder what Monte will post.

Ol' Couch Ass
05-26-2009, 03:22 AM
OCA, how much younger than you is she?

We're the same age. I guess I should've believed 'em when they said that a woman's sex drive increases the older they get. That said, she destroyed me last night. She is by far the best shag I've ever enjoyed :smoke:

jczeroman
06-08-2009, 09:21 AM
Did you win?

I won. My opponent appears to be dead.

Mooney
06-08-2009, 10:30 AM
i got cock-blocked by the RCMP this weekend. i had walked a lovely lady to my house, but i was picked up by the cops for questioning because i was chased by a crazy person with a large knife yelling death threats at a friend and i earlier. i didn't get out of the station until 6a.m. :(

beef curtains
06-08-2009, 03:23 PM
last night. it hurt and i couldn't finish. BOO

sppunk
06-08-2009, 03:50 PM
You finally lost your virginity. Congratulations!!!

beef curtains
06-08-2009, 09:09 PM
all these years I've been doing it wrong???

sppunk
06-08-2009, 09:34 PM
The penis isn't supposed to go in the belly button, no.

Shallowed
06-09-2009, 01:58 AM
i got cock-blocked by the RCMP this weekend. i had walked a lovely lady to my house, but i was picked up by the cops for questioning because i was chased by a crazy person with a large knife yelling death threats at a friend and i earlier. i didn't get out of the station until 6a.m. :(

:<saflhktgud>(

ohnoitsbonnie
06-09-2009, 01:59 AM
I've got my period

Shallowed
06-09-2009, 02:00 AM
What a slut.

duovamp
06-09-2009, 02:01 AM
Also I got a girl's phone number yesterday.

I've since kissed her cheek on two separate occasions. :3

ohnoitsbonnie
06-09-2009, 02:02 AM
U hav rly soft lips

Shallowed
06-09-2009, 02:05 AM
I've since kissed her cheek on two separate occasions. :3

The famed pedovamp, who has been seeing this girl for over two weeks has only twice kissed her, and only on the cheek??

You had better be working your way up to something big.

duovamp
06-09-2009, 02:07 AM
She's older than I am, so I have no clue what I'm doing.

Shallowed
06-09-2009, 02:10 AM
She probably has no idea what she's doing either because of you being younger than her.

duovamp
06-09-2009, 02:11 AM
Girls know me as a pedo, so when I'm younger than them they are baffled.

Shallowed
06-09-2009, 02:31 AM
It must be a weird venture. Like going bi or something.

fluxequalsrad
06-09-2009, 03:22 AM
You had better be working your way up to something big.


http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/09/Wonkasplooge.gif

Mo
06-09-2009, 03:49 AM
I had great sex with the girl I fell in love with recently; but I doubt it will work out.
:(

Sonic Johnny
06-09-2009, 04:27 AM
i am having reasonable sex with a girl i fell in love with recently; it didn't look like it was going to work out but it did.
:)

sorry mo. hope all goes well.

Shallowed
06-09-2009, 04:34 AM
I had great sex with the girl I fell in love with recently; but I doubt it will work out.
:(

Who cares?

Edit: Oh, you're in love... never mind.

Mo
06-09-2009, 04:35 AM
Well, I do. Duh.

YSEM
06-09-2009, 12:24 PM
i had anal sex with an exbf. ridiculous.

SlingeroGuitaro
06-09-2009, 12:25 PM
were you high?

YSEM
06-09-2009, 12:40 PM
nuh uh

SlingeroGuitaro
06-09-2009, 02:33 PM
nuh uh

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2009/05/farrah_fawcett-cancer-death-sick.jpg

Mooney
06-09-2009, 02:53 PM
:<saflhktgud>(

are you sad because i was cockblocked by the cops, or sad because i was chased by a crazy person with a knife? :)

shannon
06-09-2009, 03:07 PM
since you were only chased with the knife, and not stabbed with it, I'd say he's referring to the cockblock

Mooney
06-09-2009, 03:18 PM
since you were only chased with the , and not stabbed with it, I'd say he's referring to the cockblock


hmm, i suppose you are probably right. its for the best, though - she was probably the dumbest girl i've met in my entire life. twenty-five years of being a good, decent guy have gone out the window in the past month. i've caught a case of dirty trampitus. :(

Floppy Nono
06-09-2009, 03:22 PM
i was just playing halo and i dropped the vibrating controller on my crotch.


i feel like i am a man

Shallowed
06-09-2009, 07:11 PM
since you were only chased with the , and not stabbed with it, I'd say he's referring to the cockblock

Yeah. It sucks really bad that they kept you around til 6am, regardless of the fact that you were gonna get some pussy.

spidersoma
06-10-2009, 02:41 AM
i had sex with my GF in the car for a few hours.

cars are not fun and don't allow for too much maneuverability.

killtrocity
06-10-2009, 02:58 AM
there was blood everywhere

killtrocity
06-10-2009, 03:00 AM
i had anal sex with an exbf. ridiculous.

never understood this. i can't wait to get shit out of my ass, why anyone would want something stuffed back up their ass is beyond me

Shallowed
06-10-2009, 03:10 AM
In most cases it's probably not about the recipient.

spidersoma
06-10-2009, 03:15 AM
never understood this. i can't wait to get shit out of my ass, why anyone would want something stuffed back up their ass is beyond me

daddy issues.

Nimrod's Son
06-10-2009, 03:34 AM
i had anal sex with an exbf. ridiculous.

how hard did he hit it

Nimrod's Son
06-10-2009, 03:35 AM
by "it" i mean your face

wHATcOLOR
06-10-2009, 03:56 AM
i j'd o

I'm Hardcore
06-10-2009, 04:18 AM
uh my friend's girlfriend just left him, because she wants to be with me (so she says)

fuck fuck.

Shallowed
06-10-2009, 04:37 AM
She wants to BE WITH YOU?

Hm.

vanilla
06-10-2009, 04:56 AM
uh my friend's girlfriend just left him, because she wants to be with me (so she says)

fuck fuck.

post pics and i'll tell you if you should go for it or not.

I'm Hardcore
06-10-2009, 05:27 AM
post pics and i'll tell you if you should go for it or not.

i hope you're joking

I'm Hardcore
06-10-2009, 05:28 AM
She wants to BE WITH YOU?

Hm.

yeah. she's had a crush on me for awhile, and "recently i have not been able to ignore it"

Sonic Johnny
06-10-2009, 05:39 AM
dude bro code. even if she's absurdly hot and wants to use your penis as some kind of permanent holiday resort, you need to tell her you're not keen and that she should still be with your friend. if she says she otherwise, wait 3 weeks and then fuck her senseless.

I'm Hardcore
06-10-2009, 05:47 AM
dude bro code. even if she's absurdly hot and wants to use your penis as some kind of permanent holiday resort, you need to tell her you're not keen and that she should still be with your friend. if she says she otherwise, wait 3 weeks and then fuck her senseless.

yes exactly

ohnoitsbonnie
06-10-2009, 05:57 AM
I still have my period

Sonic Johnny
06-10-2009, 06:20 AM
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/period.png

shannon
06-10-2009, 06:39 AM
bonnie, you should get the birth control where you only get it once every three months

it's great

vanilla
06-10-2009, 08:05 AM
i hope you're joking

post pics anyway

barden
06-10-2009, 03:52 PM
so i've been getting very chatty with my ex (the one that netphoria liked) lately. she joked about me coming over for a snuggle tonight (it's winter here). we havent spoken on decent terms or been on good terms since we broke up really. but the last week or so we've been talking a shitload.
bah, fuck you women! this stupid heart (panis) of mine doesn't know what to do anymore.

to keep netphoria updated on my current slutty status: i have 1 x crush which isn't any real option or anything, that would take some work, but i reckon it's on the cards if i tried to make it happen.
1 x most recent ex gf who currently has dibs on my heart and panis, but she lives on the other side of the country and it's made things pretty hard. I am seeing her soon though.
1 x ex before that. who I always had a soft (hard) spot for. when i fell for her i fell pretty damn hard. and she fucking knows it. she toys with me!

fuck this shit!!

barden
06-10-2009, 03:53 PM
i also got to thinking: i'm probably attracted to the crush quite a bit cause she reminds me of the last ex mentioned. bah.

SlingeroGuitaro
06-10-2009, 04:02 PM
::manhug::

barden
06-10-2009, 04:03 PM
i had sex with my GF in the car for a few hours.

cars are not fun and don't allow for too much maneuverability.

the change of scenery / location adds and extra element of challange that keeps the sex novel.
i once did that shit at a drive-in and felt like a dirty cliche. but the sex was great.

barden
06-10-2009, 04:06 PM
uh my friend's girlfriend just left him, because she wants to be with me (so she says)

fuck fuck.

i honestly find it very very hard to believe that she would let her feelings devlop to this point without any encouragement from you. do you two chat online often or something?
She would need to have some kind of hope to make this choice based purely on her desire to be with you.

The Jesus
06-10-2009, 04:10 PM
I just shoved a raw steak up my ass.

barden
06-10-2009, 04:14 PM
yditw

SlingeroGuitaro
06-10-2009, 04:23 PM
i banged an ex's younger sister last night, then had a dream (while sleeping next to her) about sleeping with her sister (the ex)


keepin it in the family

Sepiae
06-10-2009, 04:47 PM
I have never had sex in a car, but would like to try. The backseat of my boyfriend's car is huuuge.

Hotel sex is in my future. Woohoo!

Nimrod's Son
06-10-2009, 04:51 PM
i had sex while driving... i worked the pedals and she had the wheel.

barden
06-10-2009, 04:54 PM
i banged an ex's younger sister last night, then had a dream (while sleeping next to her) about sleeping with her sister (the ex)


keepin it in the family

pretty epic.

barden
06-10-2009, 04:55 PM
i had sex while driving... i worked the pedals and she had the wheel.

none of the knee jerk action when you came? you could die for sex

Nimrod's Son
06-10-2009, 05:18 PM
none of the knee jerk action when you came? you could die for sex

we weren't on a crowded freeway. although i had to ask an ex to stop giving me head on the way to vegas because the traffic was heavy and there were kids in the van next to us. kids are boner killers

Gossamer
06-10-2009, 05:20 PM
IDK if it's because of the summer or what but I have been stupidly horny lately.

Can't wait to see my gf on FRIDAY wooooooo.

Sex has been amazing the last few weeks.
The last time I came with so much ferocity that the cum ricocheted off her tits and into her face/mouth/hair.

WAS AN AWESOME SITE TO BEHOLD.

ravenguy2000
06-10-2009, 05:20 PM
Hotel sex is in my future. Woohoo!

hotel sex is hot

shannon
06-10-2009, 05:30 PM
^

Joe
06-10-2009, 06:05 PM
i masturbated last night...twice i think

YSEM
06-10-2009, 06:17 PM
humped a pillow then fell asleep for an hour the other afternoon.

Sepiae
06-10-2009, 06:32 PM
hotel sex is hot

Seriously. When I was in New York last, we barely left the room. The frigid weather contributed, but damn.

Nimrod's Son
06-10-2009, 06:33 PM
Seriously. When I was in New York last, we barely left the room. The frigid weather contributed, but damn.

tell Jeet i said hi

I'm Hardcore
06-10-2009, 09:58 PM
i honestly find it very very hard to believe that she would let her feelings devlop to this point without any encouragement from you. do you two chat online often or something?
She would need to have some kind of hope to make this choice based purely on her desire to be with you.

honestly man, no way. i'm not even kidding. This guy is a great friend of mine.

duovamp
06-11-2009, 03:16 AM
Matt, I really hope things remain okay with you and your friend. Hopefully he'll be understanding about all of this, that you didn't encourage it and that it was her decision. Things may be rocky for a bit, but hopefully it'll come out okay in the end.

Gossamer
06-11-2009, 10:44 AM
I hope this ruins your friendship and she gives you herpes.

duovamp
06-11-2009, 12:38 PM
I've since kissed her cheek on two separate occasions. :3

Last night we made out for an hour in the street in front of her house. 3:00-4:00, standing right there in the street. Best night ever.

YSEM
06-11-2009, 02:59 PM
oh god, duovamp is going soft on us.

Mooney
06-11-2009, 04:46 PM
oh no! i knew the friend's ex that i was hoping to just take care of drunk once or twice a month (she lives two hours away) was coming home this weekend, but she's home a day early and wants to hang out sober. i knew that it would come to this eventually, but i thought that i would have a few months at least of mostly casual drunk sex. :( what to do? i'm nervous.

Gossamer
06-11-2009, 04:51 PM
get drunk and fuck her?

Mooney
06-11-2009, 06:13 PM
get drunk and fuck her?

you are wise beyond your years.

Gossamer
06-11-2009, 06:15 PM
I do what I can.

Nimrod's Son
06-11-2009, 06:19 PM
oh no! i knew the friend's ex that i was hoping to just take care of drunk once or twice a month (she lives two hours away) was coming home this weekend, but she's home a day early and wants to hang out sober. i knew that it would come to this eventually, but i thought that i would have a few months at least of mostly casual drunk sex. :( what to do? i'm nervous.

is this the dark haired goddess of years past?

Mooney
06-11-2009, 06:30 PM
is this the dark haired goddess of years past?

no, but she is dark haired, and kind of sexy. although, she dated one of my best friends off and on for the past four years, and cheated on him hundreds of times, and is a total whore. so i CAN'T date her. i've never led a girl on for sex, and it looks like i am going to have to a bit here, but that's okay because she is a tramp.

ancient picture of her an i (she is on the right):
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v89/Mooney/n1641060009_50862_5457.jpg


well, i just invited her over to share my beer. wish me luck.

Gossamer
06-11-2009, 06:55 PM
remember what I told you and act accordingly sir

Shallowed
06-11-2009, 07:04 PM
Last night we made out for an hour in the street in front of her house. 3:00-4:00, standing right there in the street. Best night ever.

You're capable of more than that.

shannon
06-11-2009, 08:30 PM
that girl is so cute

28if
06-11-2009, 08:44 PM
Her jaw is kind of funny. You've had some real cute ones in the past though, Mooney.

slunken
06-11-2009, 08:44 PM
no, she isn't

I'm Hardcore
06-11-2009, 08:57 PM
I hope this ruins your friendship and she gives you herpes.

so anyway


i'm just going to ride it out, i think. the fact that she has dated my friend for so long, has meant that I haven't ever thought of her beyond a 'friends' type relationship. Section 217 (1.b) of Bro Law dictates that pastures once tended to by a comrade cannot be sown for one's pleasure.

slunken
06-11-2009, 09:02 PM
pretty sure that's an outdated law, just like how in KY it's illegal to appear in a bathing suit on any highway unless escorted by at least two officers or be armed with a club.

ATS
06-11-2009, 09:02 PM
when you call her a tramp you are just punishing deviant behavior and reinforcing the societal norm of women NOT having sex until they are married, and then only with their husband. is that really the world youw ant to live in?

I'm Hardcore
06-11-2009, 09:04 PM
pretty sure that's an outdated law, just like how in KY it's illegal to appear in a bathing suit on any highway unless escorted by at least two officers or be armed with a club.

well, if you could live with yourself and be happy while fucking a good friends ex, go for it.

slunken
06-11-2009, 09:15 PM
if he doesn't care its not a problem IMO. the real obstacle, i think, is getting over the fact that somebody you know has been all up inside it.

Nimrod's Son
06-11-2009, 09:16 PM
no, but she is dark haired, and kind of sexy. although, she dated one of my best friends off and on for the past four years, and cheated on him hundreds of times, and is a total whore. so i CAN'T date her. i've never led a girl on for sex, and it looks like i am going to have to a bit here, but that's okay because she is a tramp.

ancient picture of her an i (she is on the right):
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v89/Mooney/n1641060009_50862_5457.jpg


well, i just invited her over to share my beer. wish me luck.i'd hit it

wrap your shit bro

Sarcastic Smile
06-11-2009, 09:26 PM
when you call her a tramp you are just punishing deviant behavior and reinforcing the societal norm of women NOT having sex until they are married, and then only with their husband. is that really the world youw ant to live in?

are you bipolar ?

I'm Hardcore
06-11-2009, 09:40 PM
if he doesn't care its not a problem IMO. the real obstacle, i think, is getting over the fact that somebody you know has been all up inside it.

wait, why would he NOT care? he fucking dated her for 3 years, man.

slunken
06-11-2009, 10:02 PM
oh, that's right, she left him cos she wants you. nah, leave it alone. or give it to her once and decide if it's worth it. depends on the chick; depends on the friend.

Gossamer
06-11-2009, 10:20 PM
haha your friend must be quite a guy if she left him for you.

I'm Hardcore
06-11-2009, 10:30 PM
lol

Gossamer
06-11-2009, 11:56 PM
Her jaw is kind of funny. You've had some real cute ones in the past though, Mooney.

hahaha what are you doing in this thread mr.?

28if
06-12-2009, 12:01 AM
I thought I'm Hardcore was gay. Isn't he that guy Matt that went to America recently and visited a bunch of people?

Fonzie
06-12-2009, 01:56 AM
so i've been getting very chatty with my ex (the one that netphoria liked) lately. she joked about me coming over for a snuggle tonight (it's winter here). we havent spoken on decent terms or been on good terms since we broke up really. but the last week or so we've been talking a shitload.
bah, fuck you women! this stupid heart (panis) of mine doesn't know what to do anymore.

to keep netphoria updated on my current slutty status: i have 1 x crush which isn't any real option or anything, that would take some work, but i reckon it's on the cards if i tried to make it happen.
1 x most recent ex gf who currently has dibs on my heart and panis, but she lives on the other side of the country and it's made things pretty hard. I am seeing her soon though.
1 x ex before that. who I always had a soft (hard) spot for. when i fell for her i fell pretty damn hard. and she fucking knows it. she toys with me!

fuck this shit!!

are you back in SA?

Fonzie
06-12-2009, 02:00 AM
wait, why would he NOT care? he fucking dated her for 3 years, man.

Dating a friends ex PROBABLY WILL NOT WORK OUT FOR THE BEST.

fluxequalsrad
06-12-2009, 02:03 AM
Dating a friends ex PROBABLY WILL NOT WORK OUT FOR THE BEST.

sloppy seconds. huge. go for it. :banging:

Nimrod's Son
06-12-2009, 02:08 AM
sloppy seconds. huge. go for it. :banging:

i don't see the big deal here. do you exclusively bang virgins?

fluxequalsrad
06-12-2009, 02:10 AM
i don't see the big deal here. do you exclusively bang virgins?

for the record, I have no problem with sloppy seconds. it wasn't sarcasm.

Nimrod's Son
06-12-2009, 02:22 AM
also i believe "sloppy seconds" means banging a chick who just got banged by another dude, not a chick that your friend banged sometime in the past

Sarcastic Smile
06-12-2009, 02:24 AM
I thought you were too cool to post from home..

Elvis The Fat Years
06-12-2009, 03:13 AM
he's posting from my house. naked.

Shallowed
06-12-2009, 03:32 AM
This thread is called "latest sexual experiences" not "possible future sexual experiences"

I'm Hardcore
06-12-2009, 04:18 AM
I thought I'm Hardcore was gay. Isn't he that guy Matt that went to America recently and visited a bunch of people?

yeah. what made you think i was gay?

Mooney
06-12-2009, 12:11 PM
haha your friend must be quite a guy if she left him for you.

wait, is this in reference to me? :banging:

Eulogy
06-12-2009, 12:28 PM
No, I'm hardcore doesn't hide his (accurate) thoughts about how gossamer sucks, so gossamer turns into an 11-year-old and hurls nonsensical insults at him.

Gossamer
06-12-2009, 12:47 PM
wait, is this in reference to me? :banging:

no

and suck my 11-year-old cock, eulogy.

barden
06-12-2009, 09:39 PM
honestly man, no way. i'm not even kidding. This guy is a great friend of mine.

thats a pretty shit situation then. she must be a nutter.

barden
06-12-2009, 10:03 PM
are you back in SA?

never left! Just relocated dramatically within the borders.

barden
06-12-2009, 10:04 PM
in other news, i would destroy anne hathaway

duovamp
06-16-2009, 01:46 AM
in other news, i would destroy anne hathaway

First of all, I absolutely hear that.

Second, got head.

Shallowed
06-16-2009, 02:50 AM
About fucking time.

YSEM
06-16-2009, 09:19 AM
not yet.

hnibos
06-16-2009, 09:21 AM
no

and suck my 11-year-old cock, eulogy.

:erm:

duovamp
06-16-2009, 09:22 AM
not yet.

:rofl:

Mayfuck
06-16-2009, 11:00 AM
i just had sex on camera for the first time

mxzombie
06-16-2009, 11:03 AM
that must have hurt

Mo
06-16-2009, 11:32 AM
Deep impact.

beef curtains
06-16-2009, 12:47 PM
bonnie, you should get the birth control where you only get it once every three months

it's great

great except people get pregnant on it ALL THE TIME

beef curtains
06-16-2009, 12:51 PM
its been a couple days. i have this horrible head cold and all I can manage is to lie there and try not to suffocate on my phlegm. still worked out quite well

I'm Hardcore
06-17-2009, 03:00 AM
you're complaining about a couple of days? jesus christ

Nimrod's Son
06-17-2009, 03:05 AM
i'm hardcore is calling out everyone for everything this evening

I'm Hardcore
06-17-2009, 03:11 AM
something you never ever do, right?

beef curtains
06-17-2009, 10:38 AM
you're complaining about a couple of days? jesus christ

not complaining. stating facts

I'm Hardcore
06-17-2009, 06:18 PM
not complaining. stating facts

FORGIVEN

that must suck for you

duovamp
07-01-2009, 11:24 AM
:blush:

Mo
07-01-2009, 03:14 PM
The whole shebang. Tuesday, Sunday, Monday. She's loud, and I actually love that, which kinda surprised me.

Joe
07-01-2009, 03:39 PM
i think everyone knows my latest sexual exp.

Banana
07-01-2009, 03:50 PM
Yesterday afternoon before my girlfriend left for work

Tchocky
07-01-2009, 10:22 PM
Last night. We went to see Public Enemies afterwards. It was great.

Mooney
07-01-2009, 10:59 PM
c'mon, saturday!!! i've never been so horny in my life.

i went from not having sex at all for twenty-two years, to having sex everyday for two years, to a year of zero, and have never been even close to as horny as i am now, getting it every other weekend, or so. damn you, long distance!

Mooney
07-01-2009, 11:00 PM
Last night. We went to see Public Enemies afterwards. It was great.

the movie, or the sex?

you don't get to say the entire evening as a whole - you must pick one.

Tchocky
07-01-2009, 11:24 PM
Movie was good, sex was great.

skipgo
07-02-2009, 05:06 PM
i had some sex today. that was fun.

YSEM
07-02-2009, 05:08 PM
i'm perioding all over myself.

exactlythesame
07-02-2009, 06:54 PM
that's lovely

cork_soaker
07-02-2009, 07:00 PM
mother always told me be careful of who you love...

SlingeroGuitaro
07-02-2009, 09:51 PM
sex on mushrooms is confusing

Nimrod's Son
07-02-2009, 09:53 PM
sex on weed is fun

Nimrod's Son
07-02-2009, 09:53 PM
i've grown tired of drunk sex

SlingeroGuitaro
07-02-2009, 09:57 PM
sex on weed is fun
yes- ive never concentrated on anything to hard in my life

i've grown tired of drunk sex
and yes- it gets tiring and i just want to give up

Banana
07-02-2009, 10:32 PM
Had great sex last night, we'll see if it is equally as great tonight.

Mooney
07-03-2009, 02:10 PM
mother always told me be careful of who you love...

my mother always told me to never believe it when they say they're on the pill.
:erm:

talk show host
07-03-2009, 08:26 PM
so anyway


i'm just going to ride it out, i think. the fact that she has dated my friend for so long, has meant that I haven't ever thought of her beyond a 'friends' type relationship. Section 217 (1.b) of Bro Law dictates that pastures once tended to by a comrade cannot be sown for one's pleasure.

You're a scholar and a gentleman sir, I would expect nothing less.


Rough situation though. :(