SlingeroGuitaro
05-19-2009, 01:31 PM
i got to high five the chick that was being eaten out by the chick that i was fucking in the ass. maybe the coolest moment of my life.
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View Full Version : latest sexual experiences SlingeroGuitaro 05-19-2009, 01:31 PM i got to high five the chick that was being eaten out by the chick that i was fucking in the ass. maybe the coolest moment of my life. o/ waltermcphilp 05-19-2009, 01:32 PM liar smashingjj 05-19-2009, 01:33 PM n00b SlingeroGuitaro 05-19-2009, 01:34 PM i ditched skipgo in austin to do it too Mo 05-19-2009, 01:36 PM -.- duovamp 05-19-2009, 01:38 PM Fuckin' your mom was my latest sexual experience. Also I got a girl's phone number yesterday. She's 3 days older than me. pale_princess 05-19-2009, 01:38 PM i got to high five the chick that was being eaten out by the chick that i was fucking in the ass. maybe the coolest moment of my life. o/ *\o i wish i was one of those chicks! smashingjj 05-19-2009, 01:47 PM Also I got a girl's phone number yesterday. She's 3 days older than me. OK pedovamp! duovamp 05-19-2009, 01:53 PM And by 3 days older I clearly mean seven years younger. wHATcOLOR 05-19-2009, 02:08 PM *\o i wish i was one of those chicks! which one pale_princess 05-19-2009, 02:12 PM probs the chick getting eaten out by the one that was gettin it up the pooper Joe 05-19-2009, 02:16 PM i masturbated last night using my own tears as lubrication jhonen32629 05-19-2009, 04:22 PM Fuck my best friend Mike after he took off that tight wrestling singlet Caine Walker 05-19-2009, 04:26 PM oh great, now you're fucking over here now. see? if that thread had just been closed, this could have been prevented. I'm Hardcore 05-19-2009, 05:39 PM absolutely nothing at all. cork_soaker 05-19-2009, 05:41 PM i had sex I'm Hardcore 05-19-2009, 05:42 PM i bet there are some hotties in Morocco barden 05-19-2009, 05:44 PM last time for me was the time I mentioned on here. before that it was a little while too. I'm not that active. samuel redman 05-19-2009, 05:57 PM Fuck my best friend Mike after he took off that tight A singlet girl/guy? Shallowed 05-19-2009, 05:58 PM Latest for me is right now, I got a boner reading this thread. Caine Walker 05-19-2009, 06:24 PM girl/guy? i'm sure it was a guy. shock me, shock me. TuralyonW3 05-19-2009, 06:42 PM wifesex ohnoitsbonnie 05-19-2009, 06:51 PM Those singlets are pretty hot I gotta admit shannon 05-19-2009, 08:24 PM i had sex sex! the latest in sexual experiences! Shallowed 05-19-2009, 08:25 PM Get yours now before they're all gone! Rickpat12 05-19-2009, 08:51 PM ^ post/av You Said 05-20-2009, 01:39 PM Got punched in the dick by a dyke. christian zombie vampires 05-20-2009, 02:45 PM i fucked a married chick on the floor of the store that she owns. anyone walking by in the middle of the night could've seen it, we don't even know. Ol' Couch Ass 05-20-2009, 02:59 PM I feel like an old bastard as my sex drive is lagging in comparison to my girlfriend's. Once a day seems good for me but doesn't seem enough for her :/ christian zombie vampires 05-20-2009, 03:06 PM i got to high five the A that was being eaten out by the A that i was fucking in the ass. maybe the coolest moment of my life. o/ that is awesome. its like an eiffel tower with a weak support on one side waltermcphilp 05-20-2009, 03:16 PM I feel like an old bastard as my sex drive is lagging in comparison to my girlfriend's. Once a day seems good for me but doesn't seem enough for her :/ hachie machie! Mo 05-20-2009, 03:39 PM I feel like an old bastard as my sex drive is lagging in comparison to my girlfriend's. Once a day seems good for me but doesn't seem enough for her :/ Man, I wish I had your problems. AndySlash 05-20-2009, 03:58 PM that is awesome. its like an eiffel tower with a weak support on one side why did you edit chick to A? wHATcOLOR 05-20-2009, 04:10 PM i fucked a married chick on the floor of the store that she owns. anyone walking by in the middle of the night could've seen it, we don't even know. classy Geek USA 05-21-2009, 03:10 AM ;_; good lord i need me some sex. I'm Hardcore 05-21-2009, 03:21 AM i hear that duovamp 05-21-2009, 03:32 AM Also I got a girl's phone number yesterday. Called her. We're hanging out Saturday. ohnoitsbonnie 05-21-2009, 02:45 PM AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ohnoitsbonnie 05-21-2009, 02:45 PM *cough cough* waltermcphilp 05-21-2009, 02:51 PM Called her. We're hanging out Saturday. we should go on a double date. i'm heading up to Pitt this weekend! barden 05-21-2009, 06:03 PM whacked it. thought of <i>you</i>. jczeroman 05-22-2009, 03:45 PM Just had a two and a half hour sex marathon. It's been over twenty minutes and my body is still a little jittery. Shallowed 05-22-2009, 06:03 PM Did you win? Mo 05-22-2009, 06:08 PM I hate all of you.. Travis Meeks 05-22-2009, 06:46 PM I feel like an old bastard as my sex drive is lagging in comparison to my girlfriend's. Once a day seems good for me but doesn't seem enough for her :/ how are you planning on fixing this problem? Caine Walker 05-22-2009, 07:16 PM eulogy and i did it last night. vanilla 05-23-2009, 01:38 AM ;_; good lord i need me some sex. Yeah. Fattening Ass 05-23-2009, 02:30 AM i haven't had sex in years :'( Caine Walker 05-23-2009, 02:32 AM years?@! Fattening Ass 05-23-2009, 02:33 AM yes Caine Walker 05-23-2009, 02:34 AM how many years? Fattening Ass 05-23-2009, 02:34 AM im not tellin' shannon 05-23-2009, 08:25 AM lots of cool stuff went on last night :cool: yoshinobu's revenge 05-23-2009, 08:49 AM managed to time it so we had great sex the day before el period started. yay. Sepiae 05-23-2009, 09:22 AM http://d3gkbha1s7sr56.cloudfront.net/someecards/filestorage/thi_794.jpg Anyhow, I anticipate some pretty great sex tonight. Shallowed 05-23-2009, 09:28 AM My balls were itchy. So I scratched them. hnibos 05-23-2009, 10:09 AM ^your life is average YSEM 05-23-2009, 07:20 PM i wanna have sex, too! shit. Hillzy 05-23-2009, 07:59 PM I hate all of you.. . Shallowed 05-24-2009, 12:43 AM sickbadthing loves all of you. Ol' Couch Ass 05-24-2009, 08:35 PM how are you planning on fixing this problem? By banging constantly whether I feel like it or not. smashingjj 05-24-2009, 08:45 PM I kissed a girl and i liked it. Sepiae 05-24-2009, 08:49 PM OCA, how much younger than you is she? ravenguy2000 05-24-2009, 09:11 PM daddy ate my eyes Mooney 05-24-2009, 09:14 PM i got my d s'ed last night. woo. Shallowed 05-24-2009, 10:05 PM I had a dream about having sex last night, which I woke up in the middle of. I was lying on my arm, which had gone very very numb, so I quickly tried to roll over and masturbate with it, but when I rolled over I caught sight of the bedside clock, which read half past three or something. I was instantly reminded of how much more tired than horny I was, and went back to sleep. Joe 05-24-2009, 11:34 PM i havent masturbated in like 3 days, taking all these sleeping pills to combat my insominia, and they dont really lend them selfes to masturbation, i have tuesday off though so i'll download some new porn and jerk it at least 3 times to catch up. Mooney 05-25-2009, 04:40 PM i got my d s'ed last night. woo. unfortunately, it was from a friend's (ex?)girlfriend - they've been off and on so often that i could never keep up. :( Shallowed 05-25-2009, 05:45 PM they've been off and on so often that i could never keep up. :( Multiple entendre! barden 05-25-2009, 06:46 PM i have the option and not taken it. I want to win my ex back! I will DO it! Updates to come, Netphoria! Joe 05-25-2009, 11:25 PM i masturbated today at like 4 o clock. i woke at 230 cause someone around was using a chain saw and couldnt get back to sleep so i masturbated, took a nap and went to work. fuck i am too honest with my postings Shallowed 05-26-2009, 12:51 AM i have the option and not taken it. I want to win my ex back! I will DO it! Updates to come, Netphoria! Sexy. Fonzie 05-26-2009, 03:16 AM I can't help but wonder what Monte will post. Ol' Couch Ass 05-26-2009, 03:22 AM OCA, how much younger than you is she? We're the same age. I guess I should've believed 'em when they said that a woman's sex drive increases the older they get. That said, she destroyed me last night. She is by far the best shag I've ever enjoyed :smoke: jczeroman 06-08-2009, 09:21 AM Did you win? I won. My opponent appears to be dead. Mooney 06-08-2009, 10:30 AM i got cock-blocked by the RCMP this weekend. i had walked a lovely lady to my house, but i was picked up by the cops for questioning because i was chased by a crazy person with a large knife yelling death threats at a friend and i earlier. i didn't get out of the station until 6a.m. :( beef curtains 06-08-2009, 03:23 PM last night. it hurt and i couldn't finish. BOO sppunk 06-08-2009, 03:50 PM You finally lost your virginity. Congratulations!!! beef curtains 06-08-2009, 09:09 PM all these years I've been doing it wrong??? sppunk 06-08-2009, 09:34 PM The penis isn't supposed to go in the belly button, no. Shallowed 06-09-2009, 01:58 AM i got cock-blocked by the RCMP this weekend. i had walked a lovely lady to my house, but i was picked up by the cops for questioning because i was chased by a crazy person with a large knife yelling death threats at a friend and i earlier. i didn't get out of the station until 6a.m. :( :<saflhktgud>( ohnoitsbonnie 06-09-2009, 01:59 AM I've got my period Shallowed 06-09-2009, 02:00 AM What a slut. duovamp 06-09-2009, 02:01 AM Also I got a girl's phone number yesterday. I've since kissed her cheek on two separate occasions. :3 ohnoitsbonnie 06-09-2009, 02:02 AM U hav rly soft lips Shallowed 06-09-2009, 02:05 AM I've since kissed her cheek on two separate occasions. :3 The famed pedovamp, who has been seeing this girl for over two weeks has only twice kissed her, and only on the cheek?? You had better be working your way up to something big. duovamp 06-09-2009, 02:07 AM She's older than I am, so I have no clue what I'm doing. Shallowed 06-09-2009, 02:10 AM She probably has no idea what she's doing either because of you being younger than her. duovamp 06-09-2009, 02:11 AM Girls know me as a pedo, so when I'm younger than them they are baffled. Shallowed 06-09-2009, 02:31 AM It must be a weird venture. Like going bi or something. fluxequalsrad 06-09-2009, 03:22 AM You had better be working your way up to something big. http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/09/Wonkasplooge.gif Mo 06-09-2009, 03:49 AM I had great sex with the girl I fell in love with recently; but I doubt it will work out. :( Sonic Johnny 06-09-2009, 04:27 AM i am having reasonable sex with a girl i fell in love with recently; it didn't look like it was going to work out but it did. :) sorry mo. hope all goes well. Shallowed 06-09-2009, 04:34 AM I had great sex with the girl I fell in love with recently; but I doubt it will work out. :( Who cares? Edit: Oh, you're in love... never mind. Mo 06-09-2009, 04:35 AM Well, I do. Duh. YSEM 06-09-2009, 12:24 PM i had anal sex with an exbf. ridiculous. SlingeroGuitaro 06-09-2009, 12:25 PM were you high? YSEM 06-09-2009, 12:40 PM nuh uh SlingeroGuitaro 06-09-2009, 02:33 PM nuh uh http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2009/05/farrah_fawcett-cancer-death-sick.jpg Mooney 06-09-2009, 02:53 PM :<saflhktgud>( are you sad because i was cockblocked by the cops, or sad because i was chased by a crazy person with a knife? :) shannon 06-09-2009, 03:07 PM since you were only chased with the knife, and not stabbed with it, I'd say he's referring to the cockblock Mooney 06-09-2009, 03:18 PM since you were only chased with the , and not stabbed with it, I'd say he's referring to the cockblock hmm, i suppose you are probably right. its for the best, though - she was probably the dumbest girl i've met in my entire life. twenty-five years of being a good, decent guy have gone out the window in the past month. i've caught a case of dirty trampitus. :( Floppy Nono 06-09-2009, 03:22 PM i was just playing halo and i dropped the vibrating controller on my crotch. i feel like i am a man Shallowed 06-09-2009, 07:11 PM since you were only chased with the , and not stabbed with it, I'd say he's referring to the cockblock Yeah. It sucks really bad that they kept you around til 6am, regardless of the fact that you were gonna get some pussy. spidersoma 06-10-2009, 02:41 AM i had sex with my GF in the car for a few hours. cars are not fun and don't allow for too much maneuverability. killtrocity 06-10-2009, 02:58 AM there was blood everywhere killtrocity 06-10-2009, 03:00 AM i had anal sex with an exbf. ridiculous. never understood this. i can't wait to get shit out of my ass, why anyone would want something stuffed back up their ass is beyond me Shallowed 06-10-2009, 03:10 AM In most cases it's probably not about the recipient. spidersoma 06-10-2009, 03:15 AM never understood this. i can't wait to get shit out of my ass, why anyone would want something stuffed back up their ass is beyond me daddy issues. Nimrod's Son 06-10-2009, 03:34 AM i had anal sex with an exbf. ridiculous. how hard did he hit it Nimrod's Son 06-10-2009, 03:35 AM by "it" i mean your face wHATcOLOR 06-10-2009, 03:56 AM i j'd o I'm Hardcore 06-10-2009, 04:18 AM uh my friend's girlfriend just left him, because she wants to be with me (so she says) fuck fuck. Shallowed 06-10-2009, 04:37 AM She wants to BE WITH YOU? Hm. vanilla 06-10-2009, 04:56 AM uh my friend's girlfriend just left him, because she wants to be with me (so she says) fuck fuck. post pics and i'll tell you if you should go for it or not. I'm Hardcore 06-10-2009, 05:27 AM post pics and i'll tell you if you should go for it or not. i hope you're joking I'm Hardcore 06-10-2009, 05:28 AM She wants to BE WITH YOU? Hm. yeah. she's had a crush on me for awhile, and "recently i have not been able to ignore it" Sonic Johnny 06-10-2009, 05:39 AM dude bro code. even if she's absurdly hot and wants to use your penis as some kind of permanent holiday resort, you need to tell her you're not keen and that she should still be with your friend. if she says she otherwise, wait 3 weeks and then fuck her senseless. I'm Hardcore 06-10-2009, 05:47 AM dude bro code. even if she's absurdly hot and wants to use your penis as some kind of permanent holiday resort, you need to tell her you're not keen and that she should still be with your friend. if she says she otherwise, wait 3 weeks and then fuck her senseless. yes exactly ohnoitsbonnie 06-10-2009, 05:57 AM I still have my period Sonic Johnny 06-10-2009, 06:20 AM http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/period.png shannon 06-10-2009, 06:39 AM bonnie, you should get the birth control where you only get it once every three months it's great vanilla 06-10-2009, 08:05 AM i hope you're joking post pics anyway barden 06-10-2009, 03:52 PM so i've been getting very chatty with my ex (the one that netphoria liked) lately. she joked about me coming over for a snuggle tonight (it's winter here). we havent spoken on decent terms or been on good terms since we broke up really. but the last week or so we've been talking a shitload. bah, fuck you women! this stupid heart (panis) of mine doesn't know what to do anymore. to keep netphoria updated on my current slutty status: i have 1 x crush which isn't any real option or anything, that would take some work, but i reckon it's on the cards if i tried to make it happen. 1 x most recent ex gf who currently has dibs on my heart and panis, but she lives on the other side of the country and it's made things pretty hard. I am seeing her soon though. 1 x ex before that. who I always had a soft (hard) spot for. when i fell for her i fell pretty damn hard. and she fucking knows it. she toys with me! fuck this shit!! barden 06-10-2009, 03:53 PM i also got to thinking: i'm probably attracted to the crush quite a bit cause she reminds me of the last ex mentioned. bah. SlingeroGuitaro 06-10-2009, 04:02 PM ::manhug:: barden 06-10-2009, 04:03 PM i had sex with my GF in the car for a few hours. cars are not fun and don't allow for too much maneuverability. the change of scenery / location adds and extra element of challange that keeps the sex novel. i once did that shit at a drive-in and felt like a dirty cliche. but the sex was great. barden 06-10-2009, 04:06 PM uh my friend's girlfriend just left him, because she wants to be with me (so she says) fuck fuck. i honestly find it very very hard to believe that she would let her feelings devlop to this point without any encouragement from you. do you two chat online often or something? She would need to have some kind of hope to make this choice based purely on her desire to be with you. The Jesus 06-10-2009, 04:10 PM I just shoved a raw steak up my ass. barden 06-10-2009, 04:14 PM yditw SlingeroGuitaro 06-10-2009, 04:23 PM i banged an ex's younger sister last night, then had a dream (while sleeping next to her) about sleeping with her sister (the ex) keepin it in the family Sepiae 06-10-2009, 04:47 PM I have never had sex in a car, but would like to try. The backseat of my boyfriend's car is huuuge. Hotel sex is in my future. Woohoo! Nimrod's Son 06-10-2009, 04:51 PM i had sex while driving... i worked the pedals and she had the wheel. barden 06-10-2009, 04:54 PM i banged an ex's younger sister last night, then had a dream (while sleeping next to her) about sleeping with her sister (the ex) keepin it in the family pretty epic. barden 06-10-2009, 04:55 PM i had sex while driving... i worked the pedals and she had the wheel. none of the knee jerk action when you came? you could die for sex Nimrod's Son 06-10-2009, 05:18 PM none of the knee jerk action when you came? you could die for sex we weren't on a crowded freeway. although i had to ask an ex to stop giving me head on the way to vegas because the traffic was heavy and there were kids in the van next to us. kids are boner killers Gossamer 06-10-2009, 05:20 PM IDK if it's because of the summer or what but I have been stupidly horny lately. Can't wait to see my gf on FRIDAY wooooooo. Sex has been amazing the last few weeks. The last time I came with so much ferocity that the cum ricocheted off her tits and into her face/mouth/hair. WAS AN AWESOME SITE TO BEHOLD. ravenguy2000 06-10-2009, 05:20 PM Hotel sex is in my future. Woohoo! hotel sex is hot shannon 06-10-2009, 05:30 PM ^ Joe 06-10-2009, 06:05 PM i masturbated last night...twice i think YSEM 06-10-2009, 06:17 PM humped a pillow then fell asleep for an hour the other afternoon. Sepiae 06-10-2009, 06:32 PM hotel sex is hot Seriously. When I was in New York last, we barely left the room. The frigid weather contributed, but damn. Nimrod's Son 06-10-2009, 06:33 PM Seriously. When I was in New York last, we barely left the room. The frigid weather contributed, but damn. tell Jeet i said hi I'm Hardcore 06-10-2009, 09:58 PM i honestly find it very very hard to believe that she would let her feelings devlop to this point without any encouragement from you. do you two chat online often or something? She would need to have some kind of hope to make this choice based purely on her desire to be with you. honestly man, no way. i'm not even kidding. This guy is a great friend of mine. duovamp 06-11-2009, 03:16 AM Matt, I really hope things remain okay with you and your friend. Hopefully he'll be understanding about all of this, that you didn't encourage it and that it was her decision. Things may be rocky for a bit, but hopefully it'll come out okay in the end. Gossamer 06-11-2009, 10:44 AM I hope this ruins your friendship and she gives you herpes. duovamp 06-11-2009, 12:38 PM I've since kissed her cheek on two separate occasions. :3 Last night we made out for an hour in the street in front of her house. 3:00-4:00, standing right there in the street. Best night ever. YSEM 06-11-2009, 02:59 PM oh god, duovamp is going soft on us. Mooney 06-11-2009, 04:46 PM oh no! i knew the friend's ex that i was hoping to just take care of drunk once or twice a month (she lives two hours away) was coming home this weekend, but she's home a day early and wants to hang out sober. i knew that it would come to this eventually, but i thought that i would have a few months at least of mostly casual drunk sex. :( what to do? i'm nervous. Gossamer 06-11-2009, 04:51 PM get drunk and fuck her? Mooney 06-11-2009, 06:13 PM get drunk and fuck her? you are wise beyond your years. Gossamer 06-11-2009, 06:15 PM I do what I can. Nimrod's Son 06-11-2009, 06:19 PM oh no! i knew the friend's ex that i was hoping to just take care of drunk once or twice a month (she lives two hours away) was coming home this weekend, but she's home a day early and wants to hang out sober. i knew that it would come to this eventually, but i thought that i would have a few months at least of mostly casual drunk sex. :( what to do? i'm nervous. is this the dark haired goddess of years past? Mooney 06-11-2009, 06:30 PM is this the dark haired goddess of years past? no, but she is dark haired, and kind of sexy. although, she dated one of my best friends off and on for the past four years, and cheated on him hundreds of times, and is a total whore. so i CAN'T date her. i've never led a girl on for sex, and it looks like i am going to have to a bit here, but that's okay because she is a tramp. ancient picture of her an i (she is on the right): http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v89/Mooney/n1641060009_50862_5457.jpg well, i just invited her over to share my beer. wish me luck. Gossamer 06-11-2009, 06:55 PM remember what I told you and act accordingly sir Shallowed 06-11-2009, 07:04 PM Last night we made out for an hour in the street in front of her house. 3:00-4:00, standing right there in the street. Best night ever. You're capable of more than that. shannon 06-11-2009, 08:30 PM that girl is so cute 28if 06-11-2009, 08:44 PM Her jaw is kind of funny. You've had some real cute ones in the past though, Mooney. slunken 06-11-2009, 08:44 PM no, she isn't I'm Hardcore 06-11-2009, 08:57 PM I hope this ruins your friendship and she gives you herpes. so anyway i'm just going to ride it out, i think. the fact that she has dated my friend for so long, has meant that I haven't ever thought of her beyond a 'friends' type relationship. Section 217 (1.b) of Bro Law dictates that pastures once tended to by a comrade cannot be sown for one's pleasure. slunken 06-11-2009, 09:02 PM pretty sure that's an outdated law, just like how in KY it's illegal to appear in a bathing suit on any highway unless escorted by at least two officers or be armed with a club. ATS 06-11-2009, 09:02 PM when you call her a tramp you are just punishing deviant behavior and reinforcing the societal norm of women NOT having sex until they are married, and then only with their husband. is that really the world youw ant to live in? I'm Hardcore 06-11-2009, 09:04 PM pretty sure that's an outdated law, just like how in KY it's illegal to appear in a bathing suit on any highway unless escorted by at least two officers or be armed with a club. well, if you could live with yourself and be happy while fucking a good friends ex, go for it. slunken 06-11-2009, 09:15 PM if he doesn't care its not a problem IMO. the real obstacle, i think, is getting over the fact that somebody you know has been all up inside it. Nimrod's Son 06-11-2009, 09:16 PM no, but she is dark haired, and kind of sexy. although, she dated one of my best friends off and on for the past four years, and cheated on him hundreds of times, and is a total whore. so i CAN'T date her. i've never led a girl on for sex, and it looks like i am going to have to a bit here, but that's okay because she is a tramp. ancient picture of her an i (she is on the right): http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v89/Mooney/n1641060009_50862_5457.jpg well, i just invited her over to share my beer. wish me luck.i'd hit it wrap your shit bro Sarcastic Smile 06-11-2009, 09:26 PM when you call her a tramp you are just punishing deviant behavior and reinforcing the societal norm of women NOT having sex until they are married, and then only with their husband. is that really the world youw ant to live in? are you bipolar ? I'm Hardcore 06-11-2009, 09:40 PM if he doesn't care its not a problem IMO. the real obstacle, i think, is getting over the fact that somebody you know has been all up inside it. wait, why would he NOT care? he fucking dated her for 3 years, man. slunken 06-11-2009, 10:02 PM oh, that's right, she left him cos she wants you. nah, leave it alone. or give it to her once and decide if it's worth it. depends on the chick; depends on the friend. Gossamer 06-11-2009, 10:20 PM haha your friend must be quite a guy if she left him for you. I'm Hardcore 06-11-2009, 10:30 PM lol Gossamer 06-11-2009, 11:56 PM Her jaw is kind of funny. You've had some real cute ones in the past though, Mooney. hahaha what are you doing in this thread mr.? 28if 06-12-2009, 12:01 AM I thought I'm Hardcore was gay. Isn't he that guy Matt that went to America recently and visited a bunch of people? Fonzie 06-12-2009, 01:56 AM so i've been getting very chatty with my ex (the one that netphoria liked) lately. she joked about me coming over for a snuggle tonight (it's winter here). we havent spoken on decent terms or been on good terms since we broke up really. but the last week or so we've been talking a shitload. bah, fuck you women! this stupid heart (panis) of mine doesn't know what to do anymore. to keep netphoria updated on my current slutty status: i have 1 x crush which isn't any real option or anything, that would take some work, but i reckon it's on the cards if i tried to make it happen. 1 x most recent ex gf who currently has dibs on my heart and panis, but she lives on the other side of the country and it's made things pretty hard. I am seeing her soon though. 1 x ex before that. who I always had a soft (hard) spot for. when i fell for her i fell pretty damn hard. and she fucking knows it. she toys with me! fuck this shit!! are you back in SA? Fonzie 06-12-2009, 02:00 AM wait, why would he NOT care? he fucking dated her for 3 years, man. Dating a friends ex PROBABLY WILL NOT WORK OUT FOR THE BEST. fluxequalsrad 06-12-2009, 02:03 AM Dating a friends ex PROBABLY WILL NOT WORK OUT FOR THE BEST. sloppy seconds. huge. go for it. :banging: Nimrod's Son 06-12-2009, 02:08 AM sloppy seconds. huge. go for it. :banging: i don't see the big deal here. do you exclusively bang virgins? fluxequalsrad 06-12-2009, 02:10 AM i don't see the big deal here. do you exclusively bang virgins? for the record, I have no problem with sloppy seconds. it wasn't sarcasm. Nimrod's Son 06-12-2009, 02:22 AM also i believe "sloppy seconds" means banging a chick who just got banged by another dude, not a chick that your friend banged sometime in the past Sarcastic Smile 06-12-2009, 02:24 AM I thought you were too cool to post from home.. Elvis The Fat Years 06-12-2009, 03:13 AM he's posting from my house. naked. Shallowed 06-12-2009, 03:32 AM This thread is called "latest sexual experiences" not "possible future sexual experiences" I'm Hardcore 06-12-2009, 04:18 AM I thought I'm Hardcore was gay. Isn't he that guy Matt that went to America recently and visited a bunch of people? yeah. what made you think i was gay? Mooney 06-12-2009, 12:11 PM haha your friend must be quite a guy if she left him for you. wait, is this in reference to me? :banging: Eulogy 06-12-2009, 12:28 PM No, I'm hardcore doesn't hide his (accurate) thoughts about how gossamer sucks, so gossamer turns into an 11-year-old and hurls nonsensical insults at him. Gossamer 06-12-2009, 12:47 PM wait, is this in reference to me? :banging: no and suck my 11-year-old cock, eulogy. barden 06-12-2009, 09:39 PM honestly man, no way. i'm not even kidding. This guy is a great friend of mine. thats a pretty shit situation then. she must be a nutter. barden 06-12-2009, 10:03 PM are you back in SA? never left! Just relocated dramatically within the borders. barden 06-12-2009, 10:04 PM in other news, i would destroy anne hathaway duovamp 06-16-2009, 01:46 AM in other news, i would destroy anne hathaway First of all, I absolutely hear that. Second, got head. Shallowed 06-16-2009, 02:50 AM About fucking time. YSEM 06-16-2009, 09:19 AM not yet. hnibos 06-16-2009, 09:21 AM no and suck my 11-year-old cock, eulogy. :erm: duovamp 06-16-2009, 09:22 AM not yet. :rofl: Mayfuck 06-16-2009, 11:00 AM i just had sex on camera for the first time mxzombie 06-16-2009, 11:03 AM that must have hurt Mo 06-16-2009, 11:32 AM Deep impact. beef curtains 06-16-2009, 12:47 PM bonnie, you should get the birth control where you only get it once every three months it's great great except people get pregnant on it ALL THE TIME beef curtains 06-16-2009, 12:51 PM its been a couple days. i have this horrible head cold and all I can manage is to lie there and try not to suffocate on my phlegm. still worked out quite well I'm Hardcore 06-17-2009, 03:00 AM you're complaining about a couple of days? jesus christ Nimrod's Son 06-17-2009, 03:05 AM i'm hardcore is calling out everyone for everything this evening I'm Hardcore 06-17-2009, 03:11 AM something you never ever do, right? beef curtains 06-17-2009, 10:38 AM you're complaining about a couple of days? jesus christ not complaining. stating facts I'm Hardcore 06-17-2009, 06:18 PM not complaining. stating facts FORGIVEN that must suck for you duovamp 07-01-2009, 11:24 AM :blush: Mo 07-01-2009, 03:14 PM The whole shebang. Tuesday, Sunday, Monday. She's loud, and I actually love that, which kinda surprised me. Joe 07-01-2009, 03:39 PM i think everyone knows my latest sexual exp. Banana 07-01-2009, 03:50 PM Yesterday afternoon before my girlfriend left for work Tchocky 07-01-2009, 10:22 PM Last night. We went to see Public Enemies afterwards. It was great. Mooney 07-01-2009, 10:59 PM c'mon, saturday!!! i've never been so horny in my life. i went from not having sex at all for twenty-two years, to having sex everyday for two years, to a year of zero, and have never been even close to as horny as i am now, getting it every other weekend, or so. damn you, long distance! Mooney 07-01-2009, 11:00 PM Last night. We went to see Public Enemies afterwards. It was great. the movie, or the sex? you don't get to say the entire evening as a whole - you must pick one. Tchocky 07-01-2009, 11:24 PM Movie was good, sex was great. skipgo 07-02-2009, 05:06 PM i had some sex today. that was fun. YSEM 07-02-2009, 05:08 PM i'm perioding all over myself. exactlythesame 07-02-2009, 06:54 PM that's lovely cork_soaker 07-02-2009, 07:00 PM mother always told me be careful of who you love... SlingeroGuitaro 07-02-2009, 09:51 PM sex on mushrooms is confusing Nimrod's Son 07-02-2009, 09:53 PM sex on weed is fun Nimrod's Son 07-02-2009, 09:53 PM i've grown tired of drunk sex SlingeroGuitaro 07-02-2009, 09:57 PM sex on weed is fun yes- ive never concentrated on anything to hard in my life i've grown tired of drunk sex and yes- it gets tiring and i just want to give up Banana 07-02-2009, 10:32 PM Had great sex last night, we'll see if it is equally as great tonight. Mooney 07-03-2009, 02:10 PM mother always told me be careful of who you love... my mother always told me to never believe it when they say they're on the pill. :erm: talk show host 07-03-2009, 08:26 PM so anyway i'm just going to ride it out, i think. the fact that she has dated my friend for so long, has meant that I haven't ever thought of her beyond a 'friends' type relationship. Section 217 (1.b) of Bro Law dictates that pastures once tended to by a comrade cannot be sown for one's pleasure. You're a scholar and a gentleman sir, I would expect nothing less. Rough situation though. :( |