View Full Version : i made one of those "how well do you know me?" facebook quizzes and my mom took it


pale_princess
05-19-2009, 12:31 AM
and she guessed my sexual orientation as "straight."

you wish, mom!

Mayfuck
05-19-2009, 12:41 AM
god more idiots trying to be edgy claiming they are bi on a messageboard. i just deatl with this shit on hipinoin. are we all still bonnie's age? i mean was this really thread worthy? *yawn*

Joe
05-19-2009, 12:42 AM
that actually made me laugh out loud

on a unrelated note will you please lissten to my myspace band and then rate it?

pale_princess
05-19-2009, 12:50 AM
juli u no i'm not str8 ^_^

Mayfuck
05-19-2009, 12:56 AM
no one cares, stop advertising.

Joe
05-19-2009, 12:57 AM
everyone is suposedly bi

duovamp
05-19-2009, 12:57 AM
I mean if she put bi or lesbo and you weren't then she'd offend you. She was just playing it safe.

wHATcOLOR
05-19-2009, 12:59 AM
someone touch pale_princess's mom's butt

pale_princess
05-19-2009, 01:03 AM
the options were straight, bicurious, heteroflexible, bisexual and pansexual. and she KNOWS i'm not straight. hah.

wHATcOLOR
05-19-2009, 01:05 AM
you probably confused the hell out of her with all those terms. i dont konw what the difference between heteroflexible and bicurious and bisexual is, and id ont know what pansexual is

pale_princess
05-19-2009, 01:11 AM
heteroflexible = you're mostly into the opposite sex but a few certain ppl of the same sex turn your crank
bicurious = you're straight, but curious about same-sex encounters
bisexual = you're attracted to both genders, no bones about it
pansexual = you're attracted to all genders. you find the term "bisexual" too constricting because "bi" implies "two" and may exclude your attraction to those who are transgendered/intersexed/genderqueer

pale_princess
05-19-2009, 01:13 AM
but those are just my personal definitions

wHATcOLOR
05-19-2009, 01:13 AM
so you can see how your mom might be confused. but i think winston churchill put it best when he said, "_|_:D_|_ you just got fucked mom!!!"

pale_princess
05-19-2009, 01:18 AM
whatever, my mom married a BEAR!

bardy
05-19-2009, 01:21 AM
so you can see how your mom might be confused. but i think winston churchill put it best when he said, "_|_:D_|_ you just got fucked mom!!!"

I lol-ed

Joe
05-19-2009, 01:23 AM
whatever, my mom married a BEAR!

woohooo that means i still have a chance

ella
05-19-2009, 01:23 AM
I'm going to advertise on my facebook that Julio is Homo.

AND A MEXICAN! AH!

D.
05-19-2009, 01:31 AM
and may exclude your attraction to those who are transgendered/intersexed/genderqueer
what's genderqueer?

pale_princess
05-19-2009, 01:45 AM
a different definition of trans, i'd presume. someone like buck angel who calls himself the "man with a pussy."

publius clodius
05-19-2009, 02:38 AM
i'm a pussy with a dick what's that called

ella
05-19-2009, 03:13 AM
I would say douchebag, but I guess to each his own.

ohnoitsbonnie
05-19-2009, 07:50 AM
I am straight

ATS
05-19-2009, 09:29 AM
god more idiots trying to be edgy claiming they are bi on a messageboard

jAjajAJajaJA

Charmbag
05-19-2009, 12:32 PM
I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I’m also a hypocrite. I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.

Nimrod's Son
05-19-2009, 12:38 PM
the options were straight, bicurious, heteroflexible, bisexual and pansexual. and she KNOWS i'm not straight. hah.

You went on a rant going off on here once about how you were heteroflexible and that is different than bi.

And your quiz lists both but the correct answer is bi.

Shenanigans.

shannon
05-19-2009, 12:42 PM
lets all just get it on

waltermcphilp
05-19-2009, 12:47 PM
I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I’m also a hypocrite. I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.

fuck megan fox

she just needs to shut up and be pretty

ifuktyourmom
05-19-2009, 12:56 PM
someone touch pale_princess's mom's butt

That's my fucking job!

The Jesus
05-19-2009, 12:58 PM
fuck megan fox

she just needs to shut up and be pretty

You can't be pretty with a stupid tattoo of Marilyn Monroe on your forearm.

threetwooneZERO
05-19-2009, 01:28 PM
bisexual is a term created in the 90s so salon's could sell hair products.

pale_princess
05-19-2009, 02:35 PM
You went on a rant going off on here once about how you were heteroflexible and that is different than bi.

And your quiz lists both but the correct answer is bi.

Shenanigans.

i know. i was in bi-denial. my sexual orientation is a constant struggle. *shrug*

SlingeroGuitaro
05-19-2009, 02:37 PM
so really what youre saying is that youre overly horny and will take whatever you can get

pale_princess
05-19-2009, 02:44 PM
maybe.

SlingeroGuitaro
05-19-2009, 02:57 PM
sweet

agenda suicide
05-19-2009, 05:54 PM
i know. i was in bi-denial. my sexual orientation is a constant struggle. *shrug*

you're getting married, right?

barden
05-19-2009, 06:27 PM
Isn't pale princess engaged? If you're actively bi it means you actively cheat.

barden
05-19-2009, 06:27 PM
oh there we go.

ohnoitsbonnie
05-19-2009, 06:42 PM
I'm going to link her to this thread

reprise85
06-28-2009, 01:32 AM
<haha>

Trotskilicious
06-28-2009, 05:52 AM
i know. i was in bi-denial. my sexual orientation is a constant struggle. *shrug*

hahahahahaha jesus christ :erm:

fluxequalsrad
06-28-2009, 06:12 AM
i'm bi in the sense that i like to see a few cocks in my pornos, if you knowwaddaimean.

publius clodius
06-28-2009, 07:10 AM
yes that is called zoophilia if i'm not mistaken

Shallowed
06-28-2009, 07:25 AM
cock-a-doodle-dooooo

exactlythesame
06-28-2009, 12:19 PM
yes that is called zoophilia if i'm not mistaken

PC term for bestiality?

mxzombie
06-28-2009, 12:26 PM
zoophilia: sexual attraction to animals
bestiality: sexual activity between a human and an animal

and ******, before you say anything, i'm using "animal" here to refer to all other animals apart from humans.

exactlythesame
06-28-2009, 12:27 PM
english really is an amazing language

Fattening Ass
06-28-2009, 01:46 PM
when did pale_princess get so dumb

pale_princess
06-28-2009, 01:57 PM
people who have never struggled with one's sexual orientation or gender identity are in no place to comment on others'.

Fattening Ass
06-28-2009, 01:59 PM
nah this is about how dumb you are, not about your sexuality or mine

pale_princess
06-28-2009, 02:07 PM
according to posting in this thread that would mean my sexual orientation identity struggle is "dumb." real awesome.

Fattening Ass
06-28-2009, 02:08 PM
nah i just decided to make note of and question your dumbness in this thread.

pale_princess
06-28-2009, 02:15 PM
glad we cleared that up!

hnibos
06-28-2009, 02:21 PM
hahahahahaha jesus christ :erm:

um, what?

JokeyLoki
06-28-2009, 02:40 PM
lol @ this thread

Trotskilicious
06-28-2009, 06:50 PM
when did pale_princess get so dumb

beer kills braincells

Hypocaust
06-28-2009, 08:17 PM
If you're actively bi it means you actively cheat.
Sorry, no. Please try again.

YSEM
06-28-2009, 08:25 PM
i made one of those quizzes only quizilla and i think only one person took it. wish i had advertised on facebook. lots o attention over there, y0

maoi
06-28-2009, 08:38 PM
according to posting in this thread that would mean my sexual orientation identity struggle is "dumb." real awesome.

what a brave soul you are. my heart goes to all those oppressed skanks who make out with other skanks at night clubs. i support your struggle

YSEM
06-28-2009, 08:39 PM
i lyke boiz

maoi
06-28-2009, 08:43 PM
it's 2009. no one gives a shit about this anymore. we're not 16 we're not impressed with your "bisexuality" . you dont even know what genderqueer is. real queers would be embarassed by you . you dont know shit about sexual identity and sexual politics. i do. so gtfo

ATS
06-28-2009, 09:04 PM
you dont know shit about sexual identity and sexual politics. i do.

<img src = "http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/entertainment/08/01/15_tom_lgl.jpg">

hnibos
06-28-2009, 10:12 PM
yes we're 30 now and supposed to be impressed with his knowledge of sexual identity and sexual politics. f-

Ever
06-28-2009, 10:31 PM
Why are you people so old.

myosis
06-28-2009, 11:48 PM
cause it's not the 90s anymore and we're not fucking peter pan

myosis
06-28-2009, 11:48 PM
fucking peter pan would make you homoqueer

pale_princess
06-29-2009, 01:03 AM
what a brave soul you are. my heart goes to all those oppressed skanks who make out with other skanks at night clubs. i support your struggle

you have no clue.

the last "skank i made out with at a bar," about 6 years ago, took me home and i was really excited and turned on. then her boyfriend came in when we were naked and i grabbed my shit and ran.

reprise85
06-29-2009, 03:13 AM
i had sex with a girl once and it was fun but I don't really consider myself bi because I don't want a romantic relationship with a girl.

you know, cooties and all that

YSEM
06-29-2009, 09:11 PM
you mean cooters?

mxzombie
06-29-2009, 09:15 PM
cooters?

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YSEM
06-29-2009, 09:23 PM
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mxzombie
06-29-2009, 09:43 PM
illustrative example sentence there, "lola." so much for context clues!