and she guessed my sexual orientation as "straight."

you wish, mom!

god more idiots trying to be edgy claiming they are bi on a messageboard. i just deatl with this shit on hipinoin. are we all still bonnie's age? i mean was this really thread worthy? *yawn*

that actually made me laugh out loud

on a unrelated note will you please lissten to my myspace band and then rate it?

juli u no i'm not str8 ^_^

no one cares, stop advertising.

everyone is suposedly bi

I mean if she put bi or lesbo and you weren't then she'd offend you. She was just playing it safe.

someone touch pale_princess's mom's butt

the options were straight, bicurious, heteroflexible, bisexual and pansexual. and she KNOWS i'm not straight. hah.

you probably confused the hell out of her with all those terms. i dont konw what the difference between heteroflexible and bicurious and bisexual is, and id ont know what pansexual is

heteroflexible = you're mostly into the opposite sex but a few certain ppl of the same sex turn your crank
bicurious = you're straight, but curious about same-sex encounters
bisexual = you're attracted to both genders, no bones about it
pansexual = you're attracted to all genders. you find the term "bisexual" too constricting because "bi" implies "two" and may exclude your attraction to those who are transgendered/intersexed/genderqueer

but those are just my personal definitions

so you can see how your mom might be confused. but i think winston churchill put it best when he said, "_|_:D_|_ you just got fucked mom!!!"

whatever, my mom married a BEAR!

so you can see how your mom might be confused. but i think winston churchill put it best when he said, "_|_:D_|_ you just got fucked mom!!!"

I lol-ed

whatever, my mom married a BEAR!

woohooo that means i still have a chance

I'm going to advertise on my facebook that Julio is Homo.

AND A MEXICAN! AH!

and may exclude your attraction to those who are transgendered/intersexed/genderqueer
what's genderqueer?

a different definition of trans, i'd presume. someone like buck angel who calls himself the "man with a pussy."

i'm a pussy with a dick what's that called

I would say douchebag, but I guess to each his own.

I am straight

god more idiots trying to be edgy claiming they are bi on a messageboard

jAjajAJajaJA

I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I’m also a hypocrite. I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.

the options were straight, bicurious, heteroflexible, bisexual and pansexual. and she KNOWS i'm not straight. hah.

You went on a rant going off on here once about how you were heteroflexible and that is different than bi.

And your quiz lists both but the correct answer is bi.

Shenanigans.

lets all just get it on

I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I’m also a hypocrite. I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.

fuck megan fox

she just needs to shut up and be pretty

someone touch pale_princess's mom's butt

That's my fucking job!

fuck megan fox

she just needs to shut up and be pretty

You can't be pretty with a stupid tattoo of Marilyn Monroe on your forearm.

bisexual is a term created in the 90s so salon's could sell hair products.

You went on a rant going off on here once about how you were heteroflexible and that is different than bi.

And your quiz lists both but the correct answer is bi.

Shenanigans.

i know. i was in bi-denial. my sexual orientation is a constant struggle. *shrug*

so really what youre saying is that youre overly horny and will take whatever you can get

maybe.

sweet

i know. i was in bi-denial. my sexual orientation is a constant struggle. *shrug*

you're getting married, right?

Isn't pale princess engaged? If you're actively bi it means you actively cheat.

oh there we go.

I'm going to link her to this thread

<haha>

i know. i was in bi-denial. my sexual orientation is a constant struggle. *shrug*

hahahahahaha jesus christ :erm:

i'm bi in the sense that i like to see a few cocks in my pornos, if you knowwaddaimean.

yes that is called zoophilia if i'm not mistaken

cock-a-doodle-dooooo

yes that is called zoophilia if i'm not mistaken

PC term for bestiality?

zoophilia: sexual attraction to animals
bestiality: sexual activity between a human and an animal

and ******, before you say anything, i'm using "animal" here to refer to all other animals apart from humans.

english really is an amazing language

when did pale_princess get so dumb

people who have never struggled with one's sexual orientation or gender identity are in no place to comment on others'.

nah this is about how dumb you are, not about your sexuality or mine

according to posting in this thread that would mean my sexual orientation identity struggle is "dumb." real awesome.

nah i just decided to make note of and question your dumbness in this thread.

glad we cleared that up!

hahahahahaha jesus christ :erm:

um, what?

lol @ this thread

when did pale_princess get so dumb

beer kills braincells

If you're actively bi it means you actively cheat.
Sorry, no. Please try again.

i made one of those quizzes only quizilla and i think only one person took it. wish i had advertised on facebook. lots o attention over there, y0

according to posting in this thread that would mean my sexual orientation identity struggle is "dumb." real awesome.

what a brave soul you are. my heart goes to all those oppressed skanks who make out with other skanks at night clubs. i support your struggle

i lyke boiz

it's 2009. no one gives a shit about this anymore. we're not 16 we're not impressed with your "bisexuality" . you dont even know what genderqueer is. real queers would be embarassed by you . you dont know shit about sexual identity and sexual politics. i do. so gtfo

you dont know shit about sexual identity and sexual politics. i do.

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yes we're 30 now and supposed to be impressed with his knowledge of sexual identity and sexual politics. f-

Why are you people so old.

cause it's not the 90s anymore and we're not fucking peter pan

fucking peter pan would make you homoqueer

what a brave soul you are. my heart goes to all those oppressed skanks who make out with other skanks at night clubs. i support your struggle

you have no clue.

the last "skank i made out with at a bar," about 6 years ago, took me home and i was really excited and turned on. then her boyfriend came in when we were naked and i grabbed my shit and ran.

i had sex with a girl once and it was fun but I don't really consider myself bi because I don't want a romantic relationship with a girl.

you know, cooties and all that

you mean cooters?

cooters?

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My cooter itches!
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illustrative example sentence there, "lola." so much for context clues!