i used to only drink segrams 7 but i got sick of that and moved to vodka, that lasted a few years then it started making me sick so i moved to brandy, the brandy has held up for a while, but now it's making me more sick than drunk so i'm looking for a new make, whiskey or liquor, i'm not really sure, any sugestions?

my favorite booze is booze.

scotch is where it's at. and good beer.

wine, red or white, beer, good bourbon, good scotch

water

for phat bong rips

I don't have a fav.
My uncle is some big time advertising guy for Seagrams....so our family always gets free stuff. We get boxes and boxes of Absolute Vodka and Seagrams Rum sent to us...plus big Seagrams beach towels, Captain Morgan blankets, tshirts...shorts.

It's awesome.

jim beam straight

...plus big Seagrams beach towels, Captain Morgan blankets, tshirts...shorts.

It's awesome.

that sounds horrifying. like a house decorated with camel bucks shit.

We have a whole closet dedicated to the shit...
and it's in our garage. =]

do you own a flowbee

rum

single malt scotch, one ice cube

anything that tastes like a man.

do you own a flowbee

What does that have to do with rum? Flowbees do not come free with rum.

So no I don't own a flowbee, not that i'm aware of at least...but maybe we have one stashed in the garage somewhere.

thats is a hair cutter that plugs up to a vaccum isnt it?

I guess so, I google imaged it....that's what it looked like. Some infomercial bullshit that Billy May probably sold Noyen.

his mom must use it on him

none of t his helps me select a bev for tommorow

beer.

Sorry, we're getting off subject here.

I suggest Captain Morgan. YOU CAN NEVER GO WRONG WITH CAPTAIN MORGAN!

-Really, you can't.

orly? REALLY!

I hate these threads. who cares.

Get used to it, this is the new netphoria.

beer.

yeah but then i will have dozens of beer cans rolling around, i'de rather just get a pint of something.

we've had this thread 500 times and we are not interesting enough to keep having the same conversations

WOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZEEEE LETS GET FUUUCKED UPPP ooooh man that tastes soooo gross. I only drink high quality beer because I'm an adult... I JUST DRINK WHATEVER HAS THE MOST ALCOHOL WOOOOOOOOOOOO BARRRRFFFFF

Interesting.

Anyhow, beer.

Anyone wanna beer?

Beer, anyone?

Want a beer?

Beer.


I have a beer.

You know, just if anyone wants a beer.

maby 151 or crown....i still havent decited

and slug boy if you hate the thread why continue to post in it?

vodka - any and all brands; prefer straight, but don't mind 1-2 cubes

beer

Slug Boy Beer....It's the next PBR!

flowbee

Slug Boy Beer....It's the next PBR!

that made me shoot tea out of my nose!

FLOWBEE

IT'S THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE!

that made me shoot tea out of my nose!

Awww man I was hoping it was slug boy shooting out of your nostrils. =[

someone needs to photoshop a slug using a flowbee that whould be great.

expecially out of a flat chested girls cleevage

we've had this thread 500 times and we are not interesting enough to keep having the same conversations

WOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZEEEE LETS GET FUUUCKED UPPP ooooh man that tastes soooo gross. I only drink high quality beer because I'm an adult... I JUST DRINK WHATEVER HAS THE MOST ALCOHOL WOOOOOOOOOOOO BARRRRFFFFF

it's good to know if you're going to date rape a netphorian

Who do you plan on date raping?
This I would like to know.

i'm hoping someone daterapes me

http://twitchfilm.net/site/images/mastheads/BTILC2.JPG

Okay hun, your wish is my command.

What would you like to drink? -It's on me ;)

I will never drink again.

So far I've been keeping my promise with myself very well.

You have to be willing.

It has nothing to do with will power, give up your power. You're powerless.

You have to obtain the WILLINGNESS to quit.

Also, anyone can quit, but it takes willingness to stop.

Those are just some words from the famous Bill W.

;)

beer

Whatever. I've stopped now so Bill can shove a wine bottle up his ass.

So anyone wanna beer?

Beer? Anyone?

I have a beer...? You can have it.

If you want, it's right here.

You can take it, take the beer, I don't mind.

I don't want it, you have it.

Don't mind if I do.

Tanqueray

peppermint schnapps

With a shot of I'M HARDCORE

also Nuka-Cola is pretty good

With a shot of I'M HARDCORE

painful.

by the way you know peppermint schnapps is kind of a wuss drink so make your own I'm Hardcore joke out of that. It's not hard.

i don't know, i tried it once and i really had an epiphany.

You suddenly realised that peppermint schnapps is awesome?

He realized he was hardcore, come on guys.

peppermint schnapps
I used to really like this stuff. I should revisit soon.

Oh, also, when I'm at RecordBar, their "cheap/PBR-type" beer is called Olympia. Seems to work well with a dingy bar/rock club.

Beer.
Red wine.
Gin and tonic.
Schnaps (real schnaps, not your American liqueur drinks).

Every booze thread has to turn into America bashing, doesn't it?

Every booze thread has to turn into America bashing, doesn't it?

What? No. I'm just saying that there's a difference between what we call schnaps and what you call schnapps. I wasn't judging or bashing.

We don't need your pity!

well, what constitutes REAL Schnapps anyway, Mo?

If I may quote:

Schnaps in German-speaking regions

German Schnaps is clear, colorless, and has a light fruit flavor. It is distilled from fermented fruit, is bottled with no added sugar, and normally contains about 40% ABV (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_by_volume) (80 proof). Its appearance and taste are the same as that of eau-de-vie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eau-de-vie), but this French (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_language) term is seldom used in German (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_language)-speaking countries. In Austria (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austria), Switzerland (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Switzerland), and southern Germany (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germany), these beverages are commonly called Obstler (from the German Obst, fruit).<sup id="cite_ref-2" class="reference">[3] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schnapps#cite_note-2)</sup> Obstler are associated with the southern part of the German language area; equivalent beverages exist all over central and southeastern Europe. In northern Germany, almost all traditional distilled beverages are grain-based.
A broader definition of Schnaps includes other German-made spirits such as Korn (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korn_%28liquor%29), Kümmel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C3%BCmmel), Steinhäger (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steinh%C3%A4ger) (German gin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gin)), Jägermeister (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%A4germeister), and generally any distilled beverage (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Distilled_beverage).
The main kinds of fruit used for German Schnaps are apples, pears, plums, and cherries — listed here in order from the least expensive to the most. Apricot is another popular fruit that is often used in Austrian Schnaps (Marillenschnaps). Fruits other than these five kinds are rarely used for German Schnaps.
Apples are usually used together with pears for Obstwasser (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Obstwasser&action=edit&redlink=1); pears alone are used to produce Williamsbirne (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Williamsbirne&action=edit&redlink=1). Plums make Zwetschgenwasser (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Zwetschgenwasser&action=edit&redlink=1), and cherries make Kirschwasser (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirschwasser).
A raspberry-flavored spirit called Himbeergeist (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Himbeergeist) is also a Schnaps, although it is not produced by means of fermenting raspberries.

American schnapps

American schnapps are alcoholic beverages (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liqueur) that are produced by mixing neutral grain spirit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neutral_grain_spirit) with fruit flavors or with other flavors. This mixture is then bottled with added sugar and [usually] glycerine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glycerine), producing a smooth, syrup-like drink. Their alcohol content can be anywhere between 15% and 50% ABV (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_by_volume) (30–100 proof).

American schnapps can be bought in a very wide variety of flavors, including aniseed, apricot, banana, blackberry, black currant (aka crème de cassis), butterscotch, cherry, cinnamon, coffee, lemon, menthol mint, peach, peppermint, root beer, and sour apple.
These drinks technically fall into the category of liqueurs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liqueur) because of their added sugar content.


I love a good obstler.

beer

/del

If I may quote:

Schnaps in German-speaking regions

German Schnaps is clear, colorless, and has a light fruit flavor. It is distilled from fermented fruit, is bottled with no added sugar, and normally contains about 40% ABV (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_by_volume) (80 proof). Its appearance and taste are the same as that of eau-de-vie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eau-de-vie), but this French (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_language) term is seldom used in German (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_language)-speaking countries. In Austria (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austria), Switzerland (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Switzerland), and southern Germany (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germany), these beverages are commonly called Obstler (from the German Obst, fruit).<sup id="cite_ref-2" class="reference">[3] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schnapps#cite_note-2)</sup> Obstler are associated with the southern part of the German language area; equivalent beverages exist all over central and southeastern Europe. In northern Germany, almost all traditional distilled beverages are grain-based.
A broader definition of Schnaps includes other German-made spirits such as Korn (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korn_%28liquor%29), Kümmel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C3%BCmmel), Steinhäger (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steinh%C3%A4ger) (German gin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gin)), Jägermeister (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%A4germeister), and generally any distilled beverage (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Distilled_beverage).
The main kinds of fruit used for German Schnaps are apples, pears, plums, and cherries — listed here in order from the least expensive to the most. Apricot is another popular fruit that is often used in Austrian Schnaps (Marillenschnaps). Fruits other than these five kinds are rarely used for German Schnaps.
Apples are usually used together with pears for Obstwasser (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Obstwasser&action=edit&redlink=1); pears alone are used to produce Williamsbirne (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Williamsbirne&action=edit&redlink=1). Plums make Zwetschgenwasser (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Zwetschgenwasser&action=edit&redlink=1), and cherries make Kirschwasser (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirschwasser).
A raspberry-flavored spirit called Himbeergeist (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Himbeergeist) is also a Schnaps, although it is not produced by means of fermenting raspberries.

American schnapps

American schnapps are alcoholic beverages (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liqueur) that are produced by mixing neutral grain spirit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neutral_grain_spirit) with fruit flavors or with other flavors. This mixture is then bottled with added sugar and [usually] glycerine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glycerine), producing a smooth, syrup-like drink. Their alcohol content can be anywhere between 15% and 50% ABV (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_by_volume) (30–100 proof).

American schnapps can be bought in a very wide variety of flavors, including aniseed, apricot, banana, blackberry, black currant (aka crème de cassis), butterscotch, cherry, cinnamon, coffee, lemon, menthol mint, peach, peppermint, root beer, and sour apple.
These drinks technically fall into the category of liqueurs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liqueur) because of their added sugar content.


I love a good obstler.

ah, as i thought. thanks!

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:O

Single malt whisky: Lagavulin 16yr, Dalwhinnie 15 yr, Laphroaig 10 yr etc.

Tanqueray

and tonic with a lime. My favorite drink at the moment.

Good beer too.

beer and 1800 tequila

beer by a pretty damn long run

yea fuck liquor

i love all liquors and spirits and schnappses and wines but beer is like what cheese is compared to all other dairy products

y'know

maybe some gin and juice is fine, but na, fuck liquor

what if that day arises where your boss finally decides that you're a respectable man and invites you to a shot of vodka

what are you going to do hnibos

are you going to let that promotion slip

Get used to it, this is the new netphoria.

same as the old netphoria.

are you going to let that promotion slip

ha, im working for no one











but i would probably take it and hope i dont vomit

same as the old netphoria.

WE WON'T GET FOOLED AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

I used to really like this stuff. I should revisit soon.

Oh, also, when I'm at RecordBar, their "cheap/PBR-type" beer is called Olympia. Seems to work well with a dingy bar/rock club.

i havent been able to get olympia in years i though they stoped making it i loved that stuff when i was a teenager!

and i went woth paul mason brandy by the by.

gin and whiskey. pretty much any brand that isn't terrible. i hate vodka and i can't drink rum anymore.

or good beer.

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although the video is really odd, that girl is pretty damn cute.

also, I usually order vodka tonics if I'm at a bar. my roommate and I enjoy drinking red wine at home together, but we don't seem to do that anymore..

same as the old netphoria.

Exactly, but some same old fools have to do their annual complaining about how much the board has went down hill, Wah WAH WAH fucking wah.