Leaving Thursday after a meeting to do some fishing in Kentucky through Memorial day.

workin for double pay.

because the only place i would go on a four day weekend at the beginning of summer is the beach. and that's where all the retards go. so i'd rather not.

Good call, john.

i'm going to work because working is awesome!

that and i'd never have any plans in the first place!

Memorializing.

im going to collect unemployment and try to remember what it's like having a job

leaving friday for LA, going to a wedding, taking a quick trip to san diego, flying home monday night. gonna make sure to see terminator: salvation somewhere in there.

masturbate.

i'll probally cook up a steak, drink some booze, watch some movies. hopefully score some weed. so yeah just life as usual.

My boyfriend and I are going over to my stepsister's graduation party on Memorial Day. That's about it.


Man, Memorial Day was always the worst day of the year for me bc I was in the Highschool Marching Band, so we would always have to march from 6am until 6pm....we would march to every single freaking cemetery in our county. As you know, cemeteries are usually built on hills, so we always had to march up these massive hills....usually a few band geeks passed out during every march. On top of that, I was First Trumpet, so that meant that I had to play taps during every freaking ceremony, which is really hard after marching up a gigantic hill...and extremely nerve racking when you have 50 old veterans listening to you, expecting it to be absolutely perfect. Of course one note would always fall flat. Ah.

Hm, I wonder how many of you will actually read my entire post.

one time i masturbated into a tuba before band, wonder if he could taste it

I'm sure he could....I always opened up my spit valve on douchebags from rivalry bands. I always made sure I'd let the spit chill for quite a bit, actually for such a long time that my tone would start to make the fluttering noise....you know...the, "you need to empty out your spit valve" noise. Yeah I would just totally dowse the motherfuckers with my trumpet spit. They'd just run back to their instructors and bitch, but that was that.


Great times.

canada is lame. we just had our holiday this past weekend. it was good.

- fri went to a rooftop bbq & partied
- sat. well, we were supposed to go to my bff's bday but we had a grease fire so we cleaned up fire extinguisher dust & watched snl
- sun was our wedding shower and we hung out with both sides of the family, ate great food, got some cool presents and had fun.
- today we took it easy, watched kung fu panda, organized some of our new kitchen stuff, watched how i met your mother & two and a half men, hung out with the cats

i'd say great weekend. we still need to clean our stove and i need to organize a makeup date for my bff.

Let's see. Work Fri, Sat. Off Sun. Work Mon. Yay.

As you know, cemeteries are usually built on hills,


what????

Yes, it was to my understanding that everyone had heard.

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what????

thats like common knowledge

BA BA BA OOMMAA MOW MOW BABA OOMAMOW!

Man, I have that song stuck in my head.

Actually though there is much history behind the Bird being the Word. Joe is informing me on the subject.

Joe, if you would please share your knowledge with the rest of netphoria, would you kindly oblige?

I don't know

I only have Thursday off. Meh.

Senior cut day is next friday! :O

Well as you know the song The Bird is the Word came from around the 60's, during 'nam...so the story goes that obviously 'nam was the first war to use helicopters, they were so new and revolutionary that they were coined "The Bird," so anyways it made big headline news for quite a while. Making.....The Bird is THE WORD!

work.

grilling, drinking, relaxing, and enjoying the fact that i have my first work-approved "holiday" since new years.

I just found out this morning at the weekly meeting that Monday is Memorial Day. Awesome. I need to get my grill back from a friend so I can cook up a steak.

spending the weekend with nathan and his family. I HAVE to grill at some point.

you better

Tomorrow is my annual May Daze bash.

2 Kegs reserved, 60 hamburgers 100 hotdogs, bar fully stocked, 2 circus tents rented and ready for assembly, beer pong tournament brackets drawn, neighbors alerted, PA system reserved, weather looking clear...

fuck I always get nervous before the party.

I didn't get my invite

Oh snap! 39k!!

happy 39,000 posts!!!

I didn't get my invite

Oh snap! 39k!!


If you hop in the car you can make it by party time.

I'm going to go exchange this longchamp bag for another

We're going to see Prairie Home Companion tomorrow night. The rest of the weekend involves finishing our garden, cleaning our house and visiting ArtsFest.

ArtsFest. of course.

Bonnie 'Prince' Billy tonight and a whole lot of nothing for the next three days.

work


thats all i ever do

bud

thats all i ever do

Dad is bringing all kinds of tools and things from a storage shed for dan and I to store
I will be hanging out with DES and packing all weekend- except for tonight when dan and I have a monthiversary date, tomorrow we're meeting up with my coworkers for a BBQ, hopefully meeting with our agent to go over the paperwork from the title company, and then I have a girl's night out

It's looking to be a good and busy weekend

monthawhat?

Anniversary... Celebrated monthly

oh ya know.

my parents are gonna be here tomorrow and we're gonna go up to flathead lake. I'm gonna go swimming and freeze my tookus off.

obviously 'nam was the first war to use helicopters

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I'm sure he could....I always opened up my spit valve on douchebags from rivalry bands. I always made sure I'd let the spit chill for quite a bit, actually for such a long time that my tone would start to make the fluttering noise....you know...the, "you need to empty out your spit valve" noise. Yeah I would just totally dowse the motherfuckers with my trumpet spit. They'd just run back to their instructors and bitch, but that was that.


Great times.

That is disgusting. If you had done that to me I would have taken your trumpet out of your hand and beat you over the head with it.

Some dumb as shit black girls spit on my car last night. We were making a right turn and had a red arrow and this group of like ten black girls were being STUPID AS FUCK jumping in the road and making noise, one of them narrowly missed being hit by a car. When the arrow turned we went to go and one of them jumped out in front of the car so I raised my hands and gave them a "what the fuck" look and one of them spit on my fucking car! UGH!