hey, so i'm waxing an engaged girl's ass on the regular now.

she's 19, her fiancee is 39. he doesn't fulfill her sexually or emotionally. i do both such things.

should i feel bad about this/does anyone have a related story?

The only problem here is that she's marrying this guy. Get her to leave the geezer. 19? Jesus fucking shit man, she shouldn't be engaged, even if she were 24 I'd think both she and the guy are fucked up. Shut that marriage down.

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you should definitely not break up her marriage... the sex will only be betterw hen she is cheating on her husband instead of fiancee. a 39 year old guy should know what hes doing with a 19 year old, he doenst need any babysitting from you

yeah srsly, cut it out, y0

sounds like a good way to get shot

yeah seriously. i used to be one of those girls... ya know.. no consideration for the significant other and all that shit. ive also been cheated on. both suck and leave you feeling completely worthless. if you steal her away she'll just tire of you... she's only with you cause she's getting a rush out of it.

just leave her alone. and thats not even just her bf.. it's her fucking fiance. you are an asshole.

sounds like a good way to get laid

Enjoy the chlamydia.

the things you could coerce her into

Im going to have to see a pic to make a proper call on this.

How much hair does she have on her ass that it needs waxing? Do you do this before or after sex?

you should definitely not break up her marriage... the sex will only be betterw hen she is cheating on her husband instead of fiancee. a 39 year old guy should know what hes doing with a 19 year old, he doenst need any babysitting from you

haaaah, i thought this was going to be moral advice from the first line. i like it better the way it is.

sounds like a good way to get laid

:smoke:

Enjoy the chlamydia.

she lost her virginity to her fiancee, and has only been with him and i. :smoke:

the things you could coerce her into

already have, haha. don't really know what else i could think of.

Im going to have to see a pic to make a proper call on this.

we'll see.

How much hair does she have on her ass that it needs waxing? Do you do this before or after sex?

I BELIEVE YOU MAY HAVE MISINTERPRETED MY COLLOQUIALISM

yeah seriously. i used to be one of those girls... ya know.. no consideration for the significant other and all that shit. ive also been cheated on. both suck and leave you feeling completely worthless. if you steal her away she'll just tire of you... she's only with you cause she's getting a rush out of it.

just leave her alone. and thats not even just her bf.. it's her fucking fiance. you are an asshole.

wow, what a slut, amirite

^See how that works, barden?

And how old are YOU?

Sounds to me like both you and the girl deserve the hell that shall surely come your way. Both of you are despicable.

not so sinful are we?

Probably meant 'despicable' in a good way. Sadie must admire you.

You say Jonas Brothers-I say Guns N' Roses
You say Taylor Swift-I say Ozzy Osbourne
You say Soulja Fag-I say Black Sabbath
You say Miley Cyrus-I say Lynryd Skynryd
You say rap-I say rock
You say pop-I say METAL UP YOUR BUTT copy&paste to keep the rock spirit alive

95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5% that would shout 'Jump.

hmm. i dunno what to say.

hmm. i dunno what to say.
i'll say it for you

You say Jonas Brothers-I say Guns N' Roses
You say Taylor Swift-I say Ozzy Osbourne
You say Soulja Fag-I say Black Sabbath
You say Miley Cyrus-I say Lynryd Skynryd
You say rap-I say rock
You say pop-I say METAL UP YOUR BUTT copy&paste to keep the rock spirit alive

95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5% that would shout 'Jump.

I think I should break it off with marta

Soulja Fag.

I think I should break it off with marta

yeah what's up with that anyway

who gives a shit

uhhh can you fuck off?

i'm just looking out for our friend bonnie. what's the problem

excuse me?

we did good job at ignore her desparate calls for attention til you showed up so why odnt you go fuck off

i'm not perpetually suspicious of her motives because i think she's a good person so maybe you should chill

what doers that have to dow tih making stupid annoying posts

mayfuck why are you such a fag sometimes.

goodnight

i mean i have no idea what your deal is but you're just being unjustifiably faggy atm..

i dont know how i'm being "faggy" but yeah sure john okay. make some more posts.

goodnight

*yawn*

go fuck off.

oh yeah well why don't YOU make some posts.

haha. you got it

(to mayfuckup)

haha cool!

i hope everybody in this thread is okay with everybody else in this thread now

actually nm i hate most of you

what about me

you're my favorite person in the whole world

:rock_on:

oh coll i didn't like it when you guys were fighting

No such thing as morality in a relationship. Or anywhere. Every normative concept can be reduced to numbers.

You are so mean to poor rachael, julio. It's uncalled for. I think you are just a mean and spiteful and selfish person

did you go to sleep last night bonnie

No

did you go to sleep last night bonnie

She did, and she woke up with this beautiful creature patiently waiting for her to awaken.

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Sadie is dead :(

It must have been a ghooooooost

Or a zombie.

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I hate you

Cheer up. I'm sure she's in a better place.

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No

get some sleep little one

its good for the soul, i hear

^See how that works, barden?

i see it, i see it.
how passe!

she lost her virginity to her fiancee, and has only been with him and i. :smoke:

I'm sure you're OK then.... I mean chicks who live a lie to their fiance while humping some other dude are surely truthful about their sexual history with the person they are having an affair with. It's not like she's been riding miles of random bar cock or anything (more than likely bareback).

I'm sure you're OK then.... I mean chicks who live a lie to their fiance while humping some other dude are surely truthful about their sexual history with the person they are having an affair with. It's not like she's been riding miles of random bar cock or anything (more than likely bareback).

nope, been close friends forever. not that kind of girl. this isn't just a sexual thing, it's emotional as well. she's the furthest from a slut ever, it's just a fucked up situation where she's finding what she can't get from him somewhere else.

Nope, Sadie is not dead. And dude, you are delusional. The only thing you are right about is that it is a fucked up situation. So, you've been close friends forever. That's great. It doesn't change the fact that she's cheating on her fiance and you're a party to that. If she was "in love" with either of you schmucks, she would be with one or the other and not whoring around. And I find it funny that what started out as you basically beating your chest about your devious sexual exploits with an engaged girl has now turned into "this isn't just a sexual thing, it's emotional as well." That is either just bullshit or your conscience is trying to tell you something.

nope, been close friends forever. not that kind of girl. this isn't just a sexual thing, it's emotional as well. she's the furthest from a slut ever, it's just a fucked up situation where she's finding what she can't get from him somewhere else.

Lots of people with the clap have close friends that don't know they have it.






Millions of them.

sinful sadie- you may have a point there, but stfu.

ol couch ass- hahahahahaha

well, mahatma, if you didn't want to hear anyone's opinion, then why the hell did you post in the first place?

yeah.

i am drunk as shit. sinful sadie, i admit i was doing the big beat my chest thing, but overall, i, as most people who post threads like this on the internet, am really just trying to source knowledge without showing personal fallability or weakness. this is just a crazy situation i have found myself in.

who the hell are all of these people? where did they come from?

understandable. shit happens. but it sounds to me like you already know what you should do.

so who else is bangin' someone they shouldn't?

sppunk? nah, he's probably too busy shopping for fine meats with his spouse.
nimrod? maybe, but the girl would definitely be doing it to spite her husband/boyfriend.
slingeroguitaro? i bet he is.
ohnoitsbonnie? yes, but it's only while she dreams.

who the hell are all of these people? where did they come from?

hell.

While I dream?

you weren't just dreaming about sending chris books. i know it.

Oh lol. He really enjoyed those books you you know

Cheating (at least for the one in a relationship) takes up too much energy. I can barely keep the details of my own life in order let alone a million fucking lies and schedules and what not. If you aren't happy with the poon you're pounding then procure superior pussy.

If you aren't happy with the poon you're pounding then procure superior pussy.


if you're gonna quote winston churchill, at least give the man his due!

I feel like my term paper just got shredded up by the professor! :banging:

If you aren't happy with the poon you're pounding then procure superior pussy.
Words to live by.

she lost her virginity to her fiancee, and has only been with him and i. :smoke:



yeah it baffles me that people still think like this.. like you're not also sleeping with ALL the girls this 39 year old dude has slept with.. and who's to say he isn't cheating as well? and then you get the gift of herpes from sleeping with an "almost" virgin

I have no similar experiences but I would saw off all my limbs to bang this 28 year old chick at work who is married and has a 2 year old.

ah so you're into that kinky amputee shit redbreegull?

wouldn't have pegged you for that

But what will you fist her with? or is that the other one..

But what will you fist her with?

... my dick?

well shes 19, so she obviously doesn't have much maturity about relationships to begin with.. and then shes ENGAGED? Was she really too spineless to say no? why would she date 39 year old to begin with?

This sounds like a swamp donkey.

hey mahatma, high five. mostly the same situation here. heres to getting what we deserve when we have a wife and kids and she runs away or something.

this really should be a eye opener for her not to get married.

this really should be a eye opener for her not to get married.

maybe the dude's loaded

and sarcastic smile, you're thinking of the other redbull. fyi.

maybe the dude's loaded
oh that changes everything really

ah so you're into that kinky amputee shit redbreegull?

wouldn't have pegged you for that

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Hey, nice pun.

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"I've always fantasized about a one legged woman. I mean, imagine the positions."

"peg leg girl"

poor thing.

How much flirting is too much to you guys?

Obvious fauxtoeshoppe imo.