View Full Version : i think i can hear my mom using her vibrator in the kitchen


Floppy Nono
05-09-2009, 11:32 AM
ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit

Mo
05-09-2009, 12:08 PM
Hah. Why wouldn't she use it in her bedroom?

YSEM
05-09-2009, 12:50 PM
it's probs just the blender, y0

YSEM
05-09-2009, 12:51 PM
go in there and see whats cookin'. forrealz.

sickbadthing
05-09-2009, 01:37 PM
don't find out what she's really doing, rub one out while you have the chance

Ol' Couch Ass
05-09-2009, 03:07 PM
bbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz AHHHHHHHHHHHHHYEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! bbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

wHATcOLOR
05-09-2009, 03:20 PM
give it to her good

duovamp
05-09-2009, 03:36 PM
Pics of mom?

hnibos
05-09-2009, 03:51 PM
yea tinwop for sure

Brute Squad
05-09-2009, 06:18 PM
The real question is - does this do anything for Floppy Nono?

Floppy Nono
05-09-2009, 08:09 PM
i had to piss so bad but the way to the bathroom is off the kitchen and i wasn't going to risk it

duovamp
05-09-2009, 08:10 PM
You could've peed in a bottle, or a cup, or your gf's hands, or out the window. Innovate, man!

Floppy Nono
05-09-2009, 08:12 PM
i went outside

barden
05-09-2009, 08:13 PM
dude what kind of shit have you caught yourmom doing in the past to make you assume that out of everything logical that could be vibrating in the kitchen, you think the kinky old gal is busy jamming away at herself?

barden
05-09-2009, 08:14 PM
aside from that one time with me I mean, again sorry about that.

duovamp
05-09-2009, 08:14 PM
The easy way out.

You also could've pissed in your mom's gape.

Floppy Nono
05-09-2009, 08:29 PM
dude what kind of shit have you caught yourmom doing in the past to make you assume that out of everything logical that could be vibrating in the kitchen, you think the kinky old gal is busy jamming away at herself?


if you knew my mom then this would be the logical answer

Floppy Nono
05-09-2009, 08:29 PM
i'd be more likely to catch her sucking a baby's cock than to catch her blending something

duovamp
05-09-2009, 08:30 PM
So what you're saying is she'd let you pee in her gape?

Floppy Nono
05-09-2009, 08:32 PM
i don't want to think about that

duovamp
05-09-2009, 08:33 PM
Would she let me pee in her gape?

waltermcphilp
05-09-2009, 08:34 PM
i don't want to think about that

think of it as a last minute mothers day gift.

Floppy Nono
05-09-2009, 08:34 PM
dunno, ask my pop

vanilla
05-09-2009, 08:42 PM
So, what's the problem?

Floppy Nono
05-09-2009, 08:43 PM
the problem is i didn't get her a giant black king dong dildo for mothers day and now she will probably be pissed

Sonic Johnny
05-09-2009, 09:06 PM
well shit man if you don't get em giant vibrators for there birthday what do you get em?

i mean i thought it was like an unspoken law or something. sex toys for mothers day, roofies and duct tape for fathers day.

Floppy Nono
05-09-2009, 09:08 PM
for fathers day i just lick all the hair off his taint like a cat

Joe
05-09-2009, 10:42 PM
so hwr assholw i opwn?

Toast
05-09-2009, 10:46 PM
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is this your mom?

Floppy Nono
05-10-2009, 02:13 PM
no

Rickpat12
05-10-2009, 03:33 PM
pix or it didn't happen.

Floppy Nono
05-10-2009, 03:33 PM
i still don't even know if it actually happened. it's pretty fucked up

Floppy Nono
05-10-2009, 03:34 PM
i had a hard time looking her in the face this morning without puking which is an especially bad thing to do on mothers day

ravenguy2000
05-10-2009, 03:38 PM
for fathers day i just lick all the hair off his taint like a cat

pics/stats of father and/or what's his myspace

Floppy Nono
05-10-2009, 03:39 PM
my father is basically a cross between tourettes guy and the dad from that cartoon Life With Louie.