View Full Version : There's a car in my driveway!


ohnoitsbonnie
05-03-2009, 05:43 AM
D: A red cobalt coupe wtf you guys the keys are in it and everything there is no one around I didn't hear it pull up I took the keys out of the ignition and I noticed there were johnny cash cds and a coast guard jacket and my mom is in the coast guard and she loves johnny cash but it's not her car because she drives a new ridgeline and she hates chevy wttttttfffffffffffffffff and i asked her and she was like i dunno let me sleep WTF you guys when I took the keys out and locked the thing i was SURE a bomb was going to go off omg what's going on here this isn't cool i have autism and i can't take these kind of surprises1! fucckk

ohnoitsbonnie
05-03-2009, 05:47 AM
There's a timer on keys holy fuck

ohnoitsbonnie
05-03-2009, 05:54 AM
http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/2999/shishishi.jpg

It was nice knowing you guys it really was

Cool As Ice Cream
05-03-2009, 05:59 AM
Au revoir, ma chérie.

ohnoitsbonnie
05-03-2009, 06:16 AM
ma?

SlingeroGuitaro
05-03-2009, 06:31 AM
why did you take the keys if you dont know who's car it is

shannon
05-03-2009, 07:12 AM
bonnie, can i have my keys back now?

give me my keys, and i will give you back your moms coast guard jacket. i'm keeping the johnny cash cd's though...

Cool As Ice Cream
05-03-2009, 07:26 AM
ma?

it's french.
mon chéri, ma chérie.
you're a girl, right?

cork_soaker
05-03-2009, 07:37 AM
mr smooth pants french talkin'

Shallowed
05-03-2009, 09:53 AM
Oh! I know what's gonna happen now! I've seen this at the movies!

RenewRevive
05-03-2009, 09:56 AM
mr smooth pants french talkin'

yeah. with a belgian accent :erm:

The Jesus
05-03-2009, 10:24 AM
Maybe it's a robot in disguise?

barden
05-03-2009, 10:45 AM
free car!

brendo_91
05-03-2009, 11:05 AM
i have autism

wait, really?

ATS
05-03-2009, 11:05 AM
happy graduation, bonnie! it's my present to you...

Cool As Ice Cream
05-03-2009, 11:38 AM
yeah. with a belgian accent :erm:

ha! you sound like you have no idea what you're talking about.

Elvis The Fat Years
05-03-2009, 12:22 PM
mr smooth pants was my nickname in high school.

agenda suicide
05-03-2009, 12:23 PM
maybe your parents got it for your 16th birthday ;)

wait, really?
this is exactly what I was thinking.

waltermcphilp
05-03-2009, 12:42 PM
Maybe it's a robot in disguise?

they are more than meets the eye.

Netphorian Gadabout
05-03-2009, 12:47 PM
Here's hoping you kill yourself in a wreck!

killtrocity
05-03-2009, 01:11 PM
16th birthday ;)

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

exactlythesame
05-03-2009, 01:17 PM
there's a car in my driveway! > ohnoitsbonnie > grenade blast

lulz

Mayfuck
05-03-2009, 02:08 PM
your mom is having an affair

ohnoitsbonnie
05-03-2009, 03:15 PM
maybe your parents got it for your 16th birthday ;)


this is exactly what I was thinking.

You mean my 18th birthday right? Yeah of course you do

ohnoitsbonnie
05-03-2009, 03:16 PM
Yeah I'm just kidding with you guys. It's my car

shannon
05-03-2009, 03:17 PM
i'm very glad that you have not been harmed

agenda suicide
05-03-2009, 05:20 PM
you never answered us about if you're really autistic or not

ohnoitsbonnie
05-03-2009, 05:21 PM
Yea. It's pretty obvious

Floppy Nono
05-03-2009, 05:25 PM
lol wtf you guys believe she is autistic?

Caine Walker
05-03-2009, 05:29 PM
bonnie, what was that dream about?

agenda suicide
05-03-2009, 05:31 PM
lol wtf you guys believe she is autistic?

it's possible. she could me mildly autistic.

ohnoitsbonnie
05-03-2009, 05:31 PM
bonnie, what was that dream about?

I already told chris! Didn't he tell you?

Floppy Nono
05-03-2009, 05:32 PM
lol that's exactly what she wants you to think

Caine Walker
05-03-2009, 05:34 PM
I already told chris! Didn't he tell you?

lol no. we don't really talk about netphoria.

Caine Walker
05-03-2009, 05:34 PM
i mean, sometimes. but not often.

ohnoitsbonnie
05-03-2009, 05:37 PM
http://forums.netphoria.org/3481451-post22.html
Is there

Caine Walker
05-03-2009, 05:49 PM
why are you sending dreambooks to my boyfriend?

ohnoitsbonnie
05-04-2009, 12:11 AM
Cuz he's my friend ;_;

samuel redman
05-04-2009, 08:27 AM
stupid spoiled whore

Sonic Johnny
05-04-2009, 08:33 AM
so what happened here anyway? is bonnie dead or what?

Caine Walker
05-04-2009, 09:06 AM
she's gonna be if she keeps messin' around.