Yesterday I log in to myspace to find a message from my ex. She said she heard I was trying to get in touch with her (which isn't true) but her ex got into her myspace and deleted the message. She was wanting to know how I was doing and how my dog was doing. I messaged her back telling her that I hadn't tried to contact her since December when I was trying to get the certificate of authenticity for her engagement ring. She messaged back wanting to get together to see suzie because she "misses her soooo much"

The Fuck?

I am not sure what is really going on...is she trying to get back with me or is she trying to make her ex jealous or what?? The last time she tried to reach out and meet up with me she bailed because of her boyfriend. She said it would be disrespectful to him if she met up with me so it never happened. It would be nice to see her, but I dunno what to make of the whole sitch.

She's a crazy

schizo perhaps?

oh lord

she wants to steal your dawg.

schizo perhaps?

No, BORDERLINE

I honestly don't think suzie has anything to do with this...we only had suzie 6 months or so before she left so I don't see how she could miss her "sooo much"

oh lord

I know.

Yo just be fuck buddies with her and get it over with already

stay away, stay far away

Yo just be fuck buddies with her and get it over with already

I don't believe that could ever work....

just be fuck buddies with bonnie then.

stay away, stay far away

qft

says the girls who wants to know which celeb couples will break up next

hey i'm just curious of opins!

do her

in the butt

This will not end until you successfully frame her for murder.

i make nothing of this

maby she wants to fuck the dog

^^ take that back its sick :(

retracted

maby she....or just face it she is a weirdo

why would it be nice to see her. Shes crazy.

Don't even reply.

Ignore.

IRL Neg Rep

message her back and say that you want to meet up.

when you see her waiting for you wherever it may be, just run up to her and slap her right square on those big ol' mushy titties and run away laughing.

ignore ignore ignore ignore!

^ this.

It can only end badly

you should tell her you've started seeing someone new, a guy in fact... and that it would be disrespectful to him if you met up with her

haha, that would be great actually.

Or tell her that you don't want to disrespect yourself any further by meeting with her.

Alternatively tell her the dog died.

RAPE!

the dog?

seems a bit brutal :(

haha, that would be great actually.

Or tell her that you don't want to disrespect yourself any further by meeting with her.

Alternatively tell her the dog died.

This was going to be my suggestion. Alternatively, you could also train the dog to attack on command.

dude, she at least wants to fuck otherwise she wouldn't even bother contacting you. don't be a pussy, just give her what she wants.
i say this as the chief ex fucking officer of these boards.

Tell her you're afraid she'll give you swine flu.

we'll see

ignore the bitch tobes. she's not worth the stress!

unless she is hot. Then maybe.

but she's not. shes a crazy bitch with huge weird tits.

i would definitely recommend ignoring 100%

too many people are saying to ignore her, and it's lost its charm.

reply to her immediately and set up a time she can visit the dog.

DO NOT IGNORE HER

I would ignore. You are all slim these days and looking better than when you dated her... don't go slumming now. Focus your energy on finding some fun summertime trim that will look good on your arm while you're grilling glorious slabs of beef, drinking beers, and laughing heartily at your hambeast of an ex.

Nothing good will come of this... though sometimes a man needs to make his own mistakes.

but not too much beer ;) don't wanna stock up a beer belly!

I was really bored at work and found my ex boyfriend who I haven't talked to or seen in five years myspace page and I wish I never found it. He is bipolar among many other things, he wrote a poem in his blog which I know has to be about me and it seriously freaked me out. It's been over five years and he is still writing crazy shit... I wish he would of gone to rehab when I broke up with him when he od'd. He's a lost cause and I have no desire to contact him. I even deleted my stupid myspace account I was never on it much anymore. I would not go see your ex it will only give her false hope and make you feel bad. It she misses your dog so much she should get herself a dog.

I know the relationshiphiles will disagree but I think Tobes needs a short term, summer fling with an attractive bimbo.

those can be fun sometimes

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IT AIN'T NATURAL

well would ya look at that!

I know the relationshiphiles will disagree but I think Tobes needs a short term, summer fling with an attractive bimbo.

or head up into the mountains alone with some squirrel traps and can of DeepWoods OFF!® practicing parasite ingestion and religious-like repetition of common motivational phrases

That could work CS... but getting behind a nice, nubile young philly is more fun wouldn't you agree?

After what she did to you and the way she left if you go and see her you have no fucking balls at all

email her but don't say anything in the subject or body, just attach wangsta.jpg

After what she did to you and the way she left if you go and see her you have no fucking balls at all

What did she do to him again? Can I get the Cliffnotes version?

yeah have some balls, man

What did she do to him again? Can I get the Cliffnotes version?

She left, wouldn't speak to him, had her father threatening him to get out of the house they shared, etc. They were engaged

There's a whole thread on it somewhere

Cool. Sounds like a complete shitfest anyway.

Why the fuck would you want to get involved with that again? Are you insane?

don't make me punch you in the face, toby. stay away.

toby seems to have bad luck with the ladies.

It's not like I want to get back with her, but I think after all this time I deserve some fucking answers. ya know?

toby, sometimes the questions answer themselves with time. as far as relationship questions go, this is always so.

FUCK HER PUSSY

It's not like I want to get back with her, but I think after all this time I deserve some fucking answers. ya know?

She doesn't want to see you to give you answers, bro. No matter how you think this could possibly go, the way it will actually go will be way different and totally detrimental to you.

But it's your call ultimately. But I thought I'd give you my two cents. Godspeed!

You're a bigger moron than 28if if you continue a dialogue or God-forbid meet her.

well I wouldn't go that far

It's not like I want to get back with her, but I think after all this time I deserve some fucking answers. ya know?

You'll only have more questions.