hnibos, maybe?

is this a symptom caused by homosexual pig relations?

if so then no, i do not have the swine flu

yet

;)

i am recovering from it. today is the best ive felt since last sunday

Knew I shouldn't have sucked on all those pig corpses...

I have had a sore throat since Thursday. Is this a symptom?

I think this is scary. Too much close contact with travelers who are infected but don't know it. I think it's only going to get worse and we should be concerned.

I am already concerned. It seems presumptuous for you to assume that I'm not. I bet I'm more concerned than you so there.

We should legalize swine. Ron Paul 2008.

The Illuminati are trying to wipe most of us out.

If it killed half of everyone on earth we'd still be overpopulated :(

If it killed half of everyone on earth we'd still be overpopulated :(

Speak for yourself. More people = less work.

I died from Swine Flu about 2 days ago. Which is odd, because I had already died from The Great SARS Outbreak that killed 3 billion human lives in the mid-2000s. All of these terrible diseases keep wiping us out every couple of years. It's amazing that there's enough people left to post on Netphoria.

you stay away from me, Ugly!

Red Dirt Report | Mexican swine flu may have originated at US-owned pig breeding farm (http://www.reddirtreport.com/news.php?id=10649)

Red Dirt Report | Mexican swine flu may have originated at US-owned bio weapons lab (http://forums.netphoria.org/3478309-post12.html)

did this happen overnight or something? i go for a weekends drinking binge and come back and there's a newer, hipper bird flu happening.

i plan to make the pandemic happen when i'm in new york in about 2 weeks. grabbing it, and giving it to people in düsseldorf and vienna on the way home...that's how i plan to get into the papers. shooting sprees are so old, pandemics is where it's at

i plan to make the pandemic happen when i'm in new york in about 2 weeks. grabbing it, and giving it to people in düsseldorf and vienna on the way home...that's how i plan to get into the papers. shooting sprees are so old, pandemics is where it's at

better hurry up before someone else beats you to it.
apparently it's in spain already.

better hurry up before someone else beats you to it.
apparently it's in spain already.

yeah, but that guy is kinda contained...but you're right i might get beaten to the punch (that's how you say it, isn't it?)

i have it.

i've got swine fever

i might get beaten to the punch (that's how you say it, isn't it?)

i think that's how they say it, yes.

punch is a beverage that comes in a big bowl. i've seen it on tv.

Good friend of mine here was visiting his girlfriend in Mexico City last week, came back Sunday and feels sick.

Good friend of mine here was visiting his girlfriend in Mexico City last week, came back Sunday and feels sick.

Yeah, out of 110 million Mexicans he met one of the few hundred who are actuelly infected..

i can think of a few other reasons why one might feel sick after visiting mexico

Come to sunny Mexico!

* Side effects may include: nausea, vomiting, getting shot by warring drug cartels, being kidnapped, or having a loved one get kidnapped, severe migraine, water poisoning, diarrhea, sweaty eyeballs, coughing up blood.

hey toast have you ever left this country

i've got the swine cough

hey toast have you ever left this country

yes i have

name the countries you have visited, please!

I DONT KNOW, i travel to central america quite often and i feel pretty damn safe. i guess tv tells everyone that poor countries are uninhabitable.

any canadians have the canadian bacon flu yet hiyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


ROFLOLOLZOLZZOLZOZLOZLZOLZOZLOLOZLEERRSSSLRORSLRLA I LAUGHED

do they use normal bacon or Canadian bacon in canada?

I suppose they use Canadian bacon, but they just call it "bacon".

I died from Swine Flu about 2 days ago. Which is odd, because I had already died from The Great SARS Outbreak that killed 3 billion human lives in the mid-2000s. All of these terrible diseases keep wiping us out every couple of years. It's amazing that there's enough people left to post on Netphoria.

You forgot the Avian flu, aka the next apocalypse according to the media (for a whole 2 weeks until something more interesting presented itself).

Yeah, out of 110 million Mexicans he met one of the few hundred who are actuelly infected..

You're going to feel like such an ass when sppunk's friend dies








Oh hey guys I don't have the swine flue I've got the HONG KONG GLUE <-- SP REFERENCE!!!!

we're almost at pandemic status, guys!

this is exciting!!

i've got swine post-nasal drip

this sucks, i wanted to read more about "the craigslist killer" and his fiance

I suppose they use Canadian bacon, but they just call it "bacon".

Tom Green cleared this up for me. It's really just ham everywhere.

fine ham abounds

from fmylife:

Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML

i think swine is a neat word. swine.



swine.




swine.

i think swine is a neat word. swine.



swine.




swine.

you're probably suffering from swine thought disorder. i, myself, am coping with a ticklish bout of swinefoot

swinefoot, eh?

that sounds serious.

i have it

I prefer to call it the Manbirdpig virus

Dude only has the common flu, not swine flu.

Obama's guide from his visit to Mexico recently died from "flu like symptoms". No shit. It turns out the poor guy had pneumonia .

Now, it's been totally proven the guy did not die from Swine Flu but I say we totally fucking run with it and spread across the Internets so proclaim that Obama is dying from Swine Flu RIGHT FUCKING NOW!! Cause his Mexican guide died. So that means Obama is dying right now, or he's like patient fucking zero and spreading Swine Flu across the nation from Air Force One. Which actually kind of makes Obama like Wesker at the end of Resident Evil 5 which is a pretty fucking sweet idea too.

do any of you swine have the flue yet

. So that means Obama is dying right now, or he's like patient fucking zero and spreading Swine Flu across the nation from Air Force One.


all the while flying close to skyscrapers in manhattan!! that bastard!

i'm trying to decide if i want to paint

why don't you do a flu painting, walker?

do any of you swine have the flue yet

i've got swine fever

I think I saw Air Force One today. I was driving right past Andrews and a big Air Force One-looking plane flew real low over my head.

It wasn't a 747 though, it only had one level or whatever. Maybe a 777. Do they still use 747s exclusively?

Air Force One isn't one plane you stupid fuck, it's a call sign/designation for Air Force plane carrying the President.

Yeah, I know. You only see pictures of 747s though. This one was painted the same but it wasn't a 747.

GET OFF MY PLANE

why don't you do a flu painting, walker?

i think i will. in it, i will paint you in some shitty southside ally vomiting and pooping yourself at the same time.

pics to follow.

Why does he bother to say "Get off my plane" before murdering him? Shouldn't you just throw the evil overacting terrorist out the open door ASAP?

You want to give the guy something to think about on the way down, you know?

Also I am calling this the scalawag virus. The cure is leeches.

yeah i know you guys think this is hilarious but they shut down a school district in a suburb of san antonio because of an outbreak this week

i'm slightly concerned. I really don't think it's anything to really worry about yet and I'm still surprised that people are wondering why there's so many deaths in mexico. It's mexico, that's why.

i wont be worried untill next yeah when we have the far more life threatening....

Bovine - flu!!!!!!!


thats right fuck the pussy bird flu, and it's waif cousin swine flu bovine flu baby thats the real threat

Shut the fuck up, mojo jojo.


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At what point do I start walking toward either Nebraska or Las Vegas

And which way are you guys going

nebraska

who gives a shit about this drummed up media scare to increase rating ''pandemic''

fuck just wash your hands and move on with your life

that or die i guess

who gives a shit about this drummed up media scare to increase rating ''pandemic''

fuck just wash your hands and move on with your life

exactly.

Hospitals here (even though there have been no reported cases) are seeing an increase in crybaby pussies showing up at the ER with a cough thinking they have the swine flu. The Swine Flu sounds like something out of a Hunter S. Thompson political memoir... the kind of thing he'd have hoped would have taken out Nixon.

I DONT KNOW, i travel to central america quite often and i feel pretty damn safe. i guess tv tells everyone that poor countries are uninhabitable.
Maybe you can buy a sense of humor the next time you go there.

in all fairness then, your attempt to be funny was poor

Someone at Notre Dame had it. Two days passed between his visit to health services and the determination that he had swine flu.

Shit's gonna spread!

like your mom for the mailman.

Elvis the Fat Years is on another level right now.

he always is

At what point do I start walking toward either Nebraska or Las Vegas

And which way are you guys going


i'm undecided -- i think vegas, at least at first. have a little fun. and then defect to the good side. maybe that old lady will be mad at first, but i'll pick up some decent intel at least

"intel"... is that what they're calling it these days?

where's nimrod's red button sig when you need it

:D

I heard they shut down some elementary school in my area already. Haven't verified it because I'm not terrified. I'll be washing my hands more than usual at work (filthy customers who probably don't wash their damn hands!), but that's about it.

could the mods please change the title of this thread to "does anyone have the H1N1 virus yet?"

thank you.

csi is borring

time for panic sex!!

Definitely.

It's not going to kill you unless you are old or weak it's just as bad as a normal flu. it's just not in a normal flu season.

im sick of hearing about this.

No, but apparently four students at my old college have apparently come down with it.

now my cousin got the swine flu from me

REEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Texas has canceled all extracurricular high school activities until at least May 11.

This includes regional track meets, state golf and tennis tournaments, baseball and softball playoffs and more.

Mandatory school district shutdowns are probably very close.

A CONFIRMED DEATH IN TEXAS OUT OF 91 US CASES AS OF ONE HOUR AGO

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What the fuck. The WHO just corrected the numbers of people that actually died of swine flu: SEVEN.
I love phony scare tactics.

Yeah I hate this.

They're making such a big deal out of it at our clinic.

Can someone remind me why we should all be freaking out about this?

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what's this from?!?!! i wanna see it!

hey eulogy, have you seen martyrs? if not you should. it's amazingly brutal. also let the right one in is a good movie too.

no! i haven't even heard of them!

Can someone remind me why we should all be freaking out about this?

Because it's fun?

well watch them. martyrs is french I believe, and let the right one in is a swedish vampire movie. it's about this 12 year old kid who gets bullied at school. he meets a girl who is a vampire and falls for her. she's killing people through out the movie to live/protect him etc etc. it's kind of slow, but good.

i hate that every gory movie is now slapped with the "TORTURE PORN!!!!" label as if that makes it a completely worthless movie.

lol I've never really seen that. martyrs is pretty gory. it's about this chick who was kidnapped and tortured as a child, so later in life she goes on a hunt with a friend to get revenge on her captors. in the end it turns out badly for them and a lot of shit goes down. apparently it was almost banned in france.

i tried to download that Inside movie a while back but I couldn't get it. I'll add these two to my list.

these kinds of scares are like if everyone took the chain emails your slow evangelical aunt sends you really seriously

Everyone should see Let the Right One In. Everyone.

It's available in Netflix's Instant Queue at the moment, if you don't want to take a chance on a rental/purchase.

i tried to download that Inside movie a while back but I couldn't get it. I'll add these two to my list.
ah well you should find that one somewhere because it's pretty crazy. I'm pretty sure it's french as well. you may be able to find it at blockbuster.. one of the ones here in town had it.

Everyone should see Let the Right One In. Everyone.

It's available in Netflix's Instant Queue at the moment, if you don't want to take a chance on a rental/purchase.

I liked it, but I'm not sure if I agree with the "best. vampire. movie. ever." quote from the washinton examiner.

it's ridiculous how

1) this stuff gets way overblown

2) you people act like you actually had any insight into the matter before it became public that it wasn't very dangerous after all

God, FINALLY a confirmed death in the U.S. What took it so long?

If we're going to have an hyped up outbreak of virus I want to see it kill thousands of people.

I SAID THE SAME THING EARLIER TO MY FRIEND!!! ^_^

you two misanthropes should get together with deadeyes

*gives julio a hug*

<blink>ALERT LEVEL 5</blink>

I'll believe swine flu is a serious threat to the United States...
.
.
.
.
when pigs fly.

It's nearly time for your mandatory vaccination citizen! Roll up your sleeve!

I liked it, but I'm not sure if I agree with the "best. vampire. movie. ever." quote from the washinton examiner.

I agree with you to the extent that it's not exactly about Eli being a vampire. It's about the kids' friendship and their similarities. I mean, obviously the vampirism is pretty integral to the plot, but the movie approaches the whole concept from such an unusual angle that it's hard call it the "best vampire movie ever." It strays too far from the conventions of usual vampire movies. It's just a good plain old movie!

On an unrelated note, it features a dozen CGI cats attacking a lady and knocking her down a flight of stairs, which is a huge plus in my book.

a dozen CGI cats?! attacking?!!!

man i need to see this movie.

what's this from?!?!! i wanna see it!

I couldn't figure it out. It's the second google image under "zombies", the source for which doesn't mention what movie it's from. I'll ask 4chan

Let The Right One In is a great movie, in terms of vampire movies it's probably in my top 3.

My top 3 includes:
Interview With The Vampire
Let The Right One In
From Dusk Til Dawn

Also, I've heard a fucking nuff about this swine flu bullshit.

This is the biggest hogwash I've ever heard.

Great vampire movie list and totally true post above. I'd rep you if I actually gave a shit about rep.

I will admit, somewhat embarrassingly, I have yet to see "The Lost Boys".

Don't hurt me.

Also, I've heard a fucking nuff about this swine flu bullshit.

This is the biggest hogwash I've ever heard.

I hope the swine flu kills you.

it's ridiculous how

2) you people act like you actually had any insight into the matter before it became public that it wasn't very dangerous after all

Fun fact: some people are smart enough to understand that 99% of the time the media generates anything about about a "medical epidemic", it's absolute horseshit and there's no reason to even care. Even without WHO confirmation.

I hope the swine flu kills you.
And I hope you get laid one day sir.

a dozen CGI cats?! attacking?!!!

man i need to see this movie.

it's amazingly hilarious. she bursts into flames later in the movie.

Everyone should see Let the Right One In. Everyone.


no one should see let the right one in until stupid fucking magnolia fixes the subtitle file.

also this swine flu thing is fascinating as an epidemiological study of emerging disease in the wikipedia age, and if it's not actually all that dangerous it's a good test run of the procedures we have put in place for an h5n1 jump.

hmm but an interesting thing to keep in mind is that 1918 flu also emerged in the late flu season, first wave beginning in march if you believe the fort riley story, as this one has. it then laid low until the late summer and a much more severe version appeared, and after that point were the majority of deaths from the pandemic.

"In the 1918–1919 pandemic, a first or spring wave began in March 1918 and spread unevenly through the United States, Europe, and possibly Asia over the next 6 months. Illness rates were high, but death rates in most locales were not appreciably above normal. A second or fall wave spread globally from September to November 1918 and was highly fatal. In many nations, a third wave occurred in early 1919 (21). Clinical similarities led contemporary observers to conclude initially that they were observing the same disease in the successive waves."

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(UK data)

*coughing and sneezing*

*fucking and farting*

and typing!

no one should see let the right one in until stupid fucking magnolia fixes the subtitle file.

Netflix streaming version, I believe, uses the theatrical subtitles. But so much of this movie is conveyed through nonverbal communication that you really are not missing that much to watch the retarded version.

...Though yeah, I will probably double-dip when the corrected version hits the shelves.

y'know, if this swine flu turns out to be a serious problem and wipes out like a third of the population of earth this thread will look hilarious

Do You Have Swine Flu? (http://doihaveswineflu.org/)

They closed a local high school here (Rhode Island) for the remainder of the week. There is a student that might have swine flu.

They closed a local high school here (Rhode Island) for the remainder of the week. There is a student that might have swine flu.

Entire school districts in Texas are shut down indefinitely and many more until at least May 11.

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these kids in the closed schools are going to be <i>pissed</i> when they're still in class clear through the end of june because of swine flu.

They closed a local high school here (Rhode Island) for the remainder of the week. There is a student that might have swine flu.

Kids all over the country are currently drawing straws to determine which one of them is going to have to take the bullet and fake the swine flu.

Entire school districts in Texas are shut down indefinitely and many more until at least May 11.
isn't that a bit ridiculous?
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I love Ron Paul. I wish he could be my grandpa.

ron paul wants to start giving people letters of marque to hunt pirates

he's a fucking retard

ever notice how much ''sweeney'' sounds like ''swine?"

and you ever notice how much mr. rhino looks like a pig? correlation perhaps?

There's finally a possible case about 4 hours from me. the worlds are ending as we know it.

BBC NEWS | Europe | EU quarantines London in swine flu panic (http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm)

I want this shit over. My mom has called me at least 10 times this week to ask me how I'm feeling.

This guy (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/8028305.stm) lives a stone's throw from me. The TV vans are outside his house right now. Someone hold me!

There have been two confirmed reportings in my county, let alone the amount that have not yet been confirmed. A bunch of different colleges and schools around Ohio have closed classes for the next few weeks. One friend of minw who lives about 30 miles away has it...=(

It's so horrible though, my local newspaper had to make everyone worried by putting their headline yesterday as, "ALL OF HUMANITY THREATENED!"

Also, my boyfriend works for a distribution corporation contracted under Colgate.....they constantly receive shipments in from Mexico. eh.

I'm dying, netphoria

del

the egyptian government is going to slaughter every last one of the 350,000 pigs in egypt, lol

they shut down some schools here becvause of "suspected cases" probably the kids are just sick from eating a whole bag of mashmellows

sad story about those pigs. i was worried about you, pal.

the egyptian government is going to slaughter every last one of the 350,000 pigs in egypt, lol

that's stupid as fuck.

what about when one of their people contracts it?

are they going to slaughter every last one of them too?

EGYPT'S LOGIC SUCKS

man, that's messed up about the pigs.

i fucking love bacon.
i hope my supply isn't affected. or infected.
either way.

rock on.

BBC NEWS | Europe | EU quarantines London in swine flu panic (http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm)

hi

no i don't have swine flu yet?

I was issued some safety glasses and an N-95 disposable particulate respirator.... hooray I'm safe from swine flu! In addition any 911 call in which someone reports a cough/fever is being dispatched as "flu like symptoms" with the pager stating "POSSIBLE PANDEMIC RELATED." People in the hospitals are freaking out and every asshole that sneezes is calling 911. I've told at least 20 people in the last two days that there is a 99.99% chance they are fine but if they have their heart set on having the swine flu the best place to catch it is in a busy waiting room at municipal hospital.

I honestly half wish I'd catch the shit... with antivirals I'd probably only feel shitty for a couple of days and would get at least a couple of weeks paid leave to sit around my house and watch playoff hockey.

what about when one of their people contracts it?

are they going to slaughter every last one of them too?
hey it's not like god hadn't done this before

that's stupid as fuck.

what about when one of their people contracts it?

are they going to slaughter every last one of them too?

EGYPT'S LOGIC SUCKS

The CIA actually did this to Cuba in the 60s or 70s as a form of economic sabotage. They were forced to kill all of their pigs.

egypt is so fucked.

i'm going to Mexico in three weeks so I'm glad this has blown over for now.

but UT has a "do not come in for 48 hours after returning from Mexico" policy in effect so if they keep that up it's going to annoy my PI that not only will I be gone for 5 days I'm going to not be able to come in for another 2.

I'm going too. Already have my ticket. Hope things are straightened out by then :[

hi

no i don't have swine flu yet?

KEEP CHECKING

ive begun coughing up phlegm and my throat is extremely sore. i have to go take a math test up at school today and usually it'd be no big deal to go out in this condition (my body feels just fine) but im afraid of getting dirty looks and maybe even being asked to leave a certain location. srsly.

A highschool 10 minutes from here is shut down until further notice because of a suspected case.

To be honest i think i have it. Pretty positive, i have all the symptoms and i've passed it to others. Nothing fatal though i already know so not a big deal. =)... Cept it makes me all dehydrated and that kind of makes me feel sluggish.

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ive begun coughing up phlegm and my throat is extremely sore. i have to go take a math test up at school today and usually it'd be no big deal to go out in this condition (my body feels just fine) but im afraid of getting dirty looks and maybe even being asked to leave a certain location. srsly.

You should buy a cheap white t-shirt and write "IT'S NOT FUCKING PIG FLU" on it sharpie, so that everytime you cough and someone gives you a nasty look, just point at your shirt and look angry.

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kobe bryant has the swine flu

rockets in 6

You should buy a cheap white t-shirt and write "IT'S NOT FUCKING PIG FLU" on it sharpie, so that everytime you cough and someone gives you a nasty look, just point at your shirt and look angry.

that wouldnt be a bad idea. srsly. sucks that this morning i woke up with aches and a fever. i guess i will bite the bullet and get medicine. im pretty against medicine (just a thing i got from my mother) but i cannot afford to be sick right now.

i think you got the swine flu

IT'S NOT FUCKING PIG FLU!

the egyptian government is going to slaughter every last one of the 350,000 pigs in egypt, lol

I'm picturing this very triumphant movie about this where a few pigs manage to escape across the border with the help of some scrappy Israeli pigs

It's a cross between Babe, 101 Dalmations, and Schindler's List

I'm picturing this very triumphant movie about this where a few pigs manage to escape across the border with the help of some scrappy Israeli pigs

It's a cross between Babe, 101 Dalmations, and Schindler's List

:rofl: