Seriously this is on the back of this thing of oysters I bought. I wish i could take a picture.

I love 100 grands so much

draw one

with your cock

i tried but i couldn't hang on to the pen long enough.

but really how dumb do they think we are? i mean if you got a shellfish allergy if you look at a thing of oysters and go "gee i wonder if there's oysters in there" you deserve to die.

i mean that's it, on the back of the thing

INGREDIENTS: OYSTERS
MAY CONTAIN: OYSTERS

MAY CONTAIN? What do you mean that it may <i>not</i> contain oysters? Are you fucking with me?

my favourite bit of ad wording is this toothbrush-with-mouth-cleaner-thing ad on TV that mentions that "80% of bacteria are not on teeth". Considering theres like 99 hundred thousand million bacteria on earth, that remaining 20% being on teeth is still really worrying to me.

also oysters are good but not so much if they didn't just come out of the ocean

with your cock

just put it on your cock

thread title needs two italicized exclamation points after it.

man what was that from, i remember when i was doing that a lot.

B, do you not own a camera / phone with a camera?

Newp. No reason to.

man what was that from, i remember when i was doing that a lot.
bad japanese translator.

oh yeah because of zero wing <i>!!</i>

I think the same thing was ordered by the court when someone allergic to nuts ate a nut bar, oblivious that the bar contained nuts.

are you talking about something like a baby ruth? i mean that's still pretty stupid but it has more than one ingredient.

I mean the oyster thing is like putting a label on a sirloin that says
INGREDIENTS: BEEF
MAY CONTAIN: BEEF

shit happens

are you talking about something like a baby ruth? i mean that's still pretty stupid but it has more than one ingredient.

The damned thing is called a nut bar.

sometimes you gotta point out the obvious to avoid a law suit.

ie - lady who sued mcdonalds and won because she wasn't aware that her coffee was hot.

you think there's a jury in the world that would be like "oh yeah since this guy bought and consumed a can of oysters and died but it didn't say it contained oysters in it in small print on the back of the can JUST IN LARGE PRINT ON THE FRONT his family gets 1.7kabillion megabucks"

yes.

no, there's absolutely no legal argument for this

Well who knows. Maybe the prosecuter made a case for how the dude thought they were oyster flavoured or someshit. That's what I would do if I was a bastard lawyer.

my brother, the literatute/english major taught me something awesome the ohter day

?! = interrobang !

but really how dumb do they think we are? i mean if you got a shellfish allergy if you look at a thing of oysters and go "gee i wonder if there's oysters in there" you deserve to die.

i mean that's it, on the back of the thing

INGREDIENTS: OYSTERS
MAY CONTAIN: OYSTERS

MAY CONTAIN? What do you mean that it may <i>not</i> contain oysters? Are you fucking with me?

If you buy high quality oysters, you don't have to ask yourself this question

If you buy high quality oysters, you don't have to ask yourself this question

INGREDIENTS: OYSTERS
MOST CERTAINLY CONTAINS: OYSTERS

I JUST WANNA BE A DOPER PERSON WHICH STARTS WITH ME NOT ALWAYS TELLING PEOPLE HOW DOPE I THINK I AM.

sometimes you gotta point out the obvious to avoid a law suit.

ie - lady who sued mcdonalds and won because she wasn't aware that her coffee was hot.

Except that McDonald's was truly negligent in that case.

yeah the much mentioned lady with the coffee got burned from scalding hot coffee. it's not like it was just warm or something it was hot enough to give first degree burns through clothing.

you think there's a jury in the world that would be like "oh yeah since this guy bought and consumed a can of oysters and died but it didn't say it contained oysters in it in small print on the back of the can JUST IN LARGE PRINT ON THE FRONT his family gets 1.7kabillion megabucks"
no in fact i think products that call themselves "oysters" must contain oysters, at least here

yeah the much mentioned lady with the coffee got burned from scalding hot coffee. it's not like it was just warm or something it was hot enough to give first degree burns through clothing.
actually wikipedia tells me thirty degree burns. that's ridiculous for a fucking cup of coffee.

if you don't think coffee is going to be hot, you are a retard and deserve to be burned.

people like her are the reason moving sidewalks have an announcement that the sidewalk has ended.

"boy, this thing is moving really slow now...what? it ended? they should have some sort of an announcement"

actually wikipedia tells me thirty degree burns. that's ridiculous for a fucking cup of coffee.

wow thirty degree! that's ten times as bad a 3rd degree burn!

anyway...yeah stuff like that that turns into a popular cases of dirision but there's always something they leave out. Like how everyone made fun of the ebonics classes in Oakland where the case was that what they were doing was put black kids that did poorly in english into ESL classes and their english scores went up.

if you don't think coffee is going to be hot, you are a retard and deserve to be burned.

i don't think i've ever even gotten a first degree burn from spilling coffee on myself

did i really say that? jesus christ.

i think the same thing happens with peanuts

buy peanuts

contains: peanuts

If you are allergic to oysters and you buy oysters YOU DESERVE TO DIE

In fact you are worth more to humanity dead than alive

what if you're buying them for a friend to eat

what if you're allergic to them but you know bitches love em and you wanna feed em to her with a glass of white wine but you aren't gonna partake

sorry for not specifying "with intent to eat them yourself"

i feel like i have seen pop bottles with warnings that say something like "do not point bottle at eye while opening; contents under pressure" or something equally dumb.

yeah yellow tail has that warning (which is actually more appropriate due to the kind of people who drink that garbage)

what if you're buying them for a friend to eat

what if you're allergic to them but you know bitches love em and you wanna feed em to her with a glass of white wine but you aren't gonna partake

I heard of a dude who had a peanut butter sandwich, then later in the day sometime he kissed his girlfriend, and she died. He didn't know she was allergic to peanuts.

D'oh.

I don't know if he was sued.

sounds like urban legend

I still contend that the McDonald's lady is a moron. Coffee is fucking hot. I know that it comes out of our brewers at 200 degrees. That's how hot water has to be to properly brew coffee.

Someone sued my store once because their coffee was hot. It never made it to court and she didn't get any money because she's a fucking idiot.

I just don't get it. She was either stupid enough to expect a coffee to be lukewarm, or hatched a brilliant plan to get rich quick. I'm leaning towards the latter.

Or McDonald's served a dangerously over-heated product, and when it spilled it caused very bad burns. What about this implies she was stupid, negligent or devious? Have you never spilled a liquid?

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