View Full Version : So, my Girlfriend is Pregnant ...
Kurt Cocaine 04-11-2009, 04:03 AM She asked me for $60 to Get An Abortion but refuses for me To Go With her.
My friends say It's Because she's Lying about it and that She Needs the Money for whatever else and That she might possibly have ANOTHER boyfriend who she also Asked for $60.
I really don't know what to do. Actually, she wanted More but $60 was all I had.
Future Boy 04-11-2009, 04:06 AM Talk her down to twenty.
Kurt Cocaine 04-11-2009, 04:07 AM But what if she's Really Pregnant on the off chance and Then I'd be a dad because I was Cheap.
Future Boy 04-11-2009, 04:09 AM Thats what stairs are for.
Kurt Cocaine 04-11-2009, 04:09 AM what Do stairs Have to do with this?
Future Boy, you're Freaking me Out
TheMilstead 04-11-2009, 04:14 AM I'm not Quite sure what's Up with The randomly Capitalized words.
publius clodius 04-11-2009, 04:31 AM throw her down the stairs?
duovamp 04-11-2009, 04:34 AM Why not Just have her take a pregnancy Test, that way you'll Know if She is Messing with you.
Toast 04-11-2009, 05:26 AM http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1152377/2/istockphoto_1152377_coat_hanger.jpg
ohnoitsbonnie 04-11-2009, 05:27 AM Is your girlfriend lauren
Kahlo 04-11-2009, 05:45 AM oh burn.
I'd only pay up if you get to go along for a ringside seat and get a few scrapes of the coathanger
Starla 04-11-2009, 06:02 AM I'm starting to stock pile Plan B in case a situation comes UP.
RenewRevive 04-11-2009, 08:33 AM starla, you have to have a sex life to get knocked up ;)
Starla 04-11-2009, 10:53 AM ow :]
killtrocity 04-11-2009, 08:47 PM she's lying to you, demand to go with. if she refuses, let her know she's being dishonest.
TheMilstead 04-11-2009, 10:16 PM Is your girlfriend lauren
Woah.
if you pay this 60$ she will have the kid and make you pay child support. dont give her shit and dont return her calls anymore. its neither of yours faults that society has trained you to view this kind of behavior as normal, but these are the rules and you have to play ball
waltermcphilp 04-12-2009, 01:05 AM http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1152377/2/istockphoto_1152377_coat_hanger.jpg
plus
http://rdg-zippo.com/195.jpg
equals no baby.
Sarcastic Smile 04-12-2009, 02:23 AM where the fuck do they have abortions for $60? You are getting played.. they are on the upside of $500 now a days
Brute Squad 04-12-2009, 11:55 AM ^^^
This happened to a good friend of mine like six years ago. Though the girl was actually smart enough to find out how much abortions cost and milked him for $300-something.
pale blue eyes 04-12-2009, 11:57 AM That is one classy gal right there.
Brute Squad 04-12-2009, 12:02 PM She sure was. He didn't find out she'd lied to him until a year after they'd broken up. So it goes...
barden 04-12-2009, 05:21 PM i got lucky with a miscarriage.
Apparently. Or so I was informed after the whole ordeal.
Score.
I Guess you should have Ejaculated on her Face instead, then you Would still have 60 Dollars!
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