TALK ABOUT THE BOOK OR MOVIE AND EVERYONE IS ALREADY LIKE STFU


she's 35 :erm:

wow i saw that piece of shit movie and wow i mean wow holy fucking shit i'm surprised there weren't fucking unicorns in it.

then i overhear my boss talking about how the book was good... and he's much older than 35.

holy fuck

wow i saw that piece of shit movie and wow i mean wow holy fucking shit i'm surprised there weren't fucking unicorns in it.

then i overhear my boss talking about how the book was good... and he's much older than 35.

holy fuck

yeah, the movie was ridiculously stupid. she got my mom reading the books and now she's all in love with edward cullin, but it just annoys me that she goes on and on and on about vampire babies and my dad and i are just sitting there like -_- we don't care

so they can go out in the sunlight and their skin fucking sparkles like it is made of diamonds and they play baseball in thunderstorms ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? WAS THE GOAL TO WRITE THE GAYEST STORY EVER BECAUSE I THINK IT HAS BEEN ACCOMPLISHED.

yeah julie read all the books and told me about it. don't get me wrong, she thinks they are just as retarded as i do but she flies a lot and was wanting US Weekly style reading material.

this movie was so average in every way

this movie was so average in every way

a jim carey movie is average. Twilight was UNBELIEVABLY SHITTY.

Apparently, the book is a lot better than the movie..

I don't see a difference

this movie was so average in every way

The only reason the movie was entertaining at all was because it had vampires... if you remove the fact that he is a vampire from your mind, allowing you to focus on the plot and the script....it was a horrible movie.

arent these books in the young adult reader category

from what she's told me about the books it's a weirdo mormon don't fuck until you're married book.

twilight makes me want to hurt myself.

yeah edward is a virgin vampire if that makes any sense. plus it's also nearly statutory rape if he was to have sex with a 17 year old anyway.

kind of sad that the latest YA phenomenon is this. Harry Potter's actually not too bad but this is virulent shit.

how hot is she

does he get head>

Yeah, a tech I work with started reading them a few months ago and is still talking about them and the movie and how excited she is for the sequel. I usually like working with her but between this and planning her wedding I have started to really dread it.

that movie was so... mediocre... that edward guy barely even spoke. and he looks like a girl. what happened to women falling for leading men who had some charm? like ryan phillippe in cruel intentions. the "bad guys" of today are so pussy

kristen stewart is so fucking hot. i'll still never watch this tho.

that movie was so... mediocre... that edward guy barely even spoke. and he looks like a girl. what happened to women falling for leading men who had some charm? like ryan phillippe in cruel intentions. the "bad guys" of today are so pussy

its okay bardy i make my film debut tomorrow.

wait so this is a movie about draculas but they can go out in the sun?

wait so this is a movie about draculas but they can go out in the sun?

seriously it's astounding how fucking shitty it is.

vampires that sparkle in the sun. no shit.

my younger reads books like that including that particular series

they talked about it on the radio calling it a reworking of pride and prejudice, which makes sense because that book is also trash

is there any downside to being a dracula?

now i understand why all of the kids are so into it

younger sister

It was okay

they can go out into the sun, but they avoid it. because in direct sunlight, their super pale skin will glisten and sparkle and their cover will be blown.

all your sisters sound beautiful and i will have sex with them individually.

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the acting is very frigid and awkward.

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haha FIVE STARS

is there fucking or what?

from what she's told me about the books it's a weirdo mormon don't fuck until you're married book.

It is. And it is so scary and that is why I will NEVER READ IT even though 95% of the people I work with were talking about nothing but this shitty series for 2 months. UGH I DON'T FREAKING CARE.

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wait, so is she a dracula too? why is she white and pasty?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twilight_(series)

oh snap, so the second book is about her and a good wolfman.

any evil monsters anymore? no? they're all sexy and emo? swell.

is there fucking or what?

there's no fucking, swearing, neck biting, blood, above PG rated (non) violence... pretty much anything that is good, the book and movie does not have

it's like if an 11-year-old girl and a super flaming homo wrote a book together and then the mormon church cleaned it up for the masses

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twilight_(series)

oh snap, so the second book is about her and a good wolfman.

any evil monsters anymore? no? they're all sexy and emo? swell.

the native americans in Forks, WA are werewolves. they have a pact with the vampires.

The movie was better than the books because there weren't 30 pages of how beautiful Edward was and how every single time he touched her it was like fire and ice bolting straight to her vagina or some shit.

It frightens me that stalkery dudes who treat a girl like glass are now the romantic ideal...

only in theory. girls claim they want a guy like that but in reality, they require a lot more hair pulling.

I cant stand the color of the film either. and the angles.. especially those in that youtube video. oh holy shit it's so awful.

SAY IT. *ANGLE SWITCH* SAY IT *ANGLE SWITCH*

My mom thought the movie was okay at best, but now she's reading all the books. This is exactly how her Harry Potter fetish started. :erm:

IMO, the whole of the movie (Twilight) was better than the sum of its parts, but it was still mediocre at best.

Ok. I read Breaking Dawn, because someone told me there was going to be vampire fucking in it. I laughed so hard until my sides hurt. Cause when he fucks her apparently his super strength causes her to be in severe pain afterward. Then she gets pregnant with a vampire baby and the baby kills her during the birth. the end. Team Jacob.

Ok. I read Breaking Dawn, because someone told me there was going to be vampire fucking in it. I laughed so hard until my sides hurt. Cause when he fucks her apparently his super strength causes her to be in severe pain afterward. Then she gets pregnant with a vampire baby and the baby kills her during the birth. the end. Team Jacob.

yes! my sister told me that she gets pregnant with a vampire baby. I just didn't understand how his jizz was alive. she also said something about that wolf boy and a 3 year old which is just some crazy mormon compound shit.

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Ok. I read Breaking Dawn, because someone told me there was going to be vampire fucking in it. I laughed so hard until my sides hurt. Cause when he fucks her apparently his super strength causes her to be in severe pain afterward. Then she gets pregnant with a vampire baby and the baby kills her during the birth.

this happens about half the times i have sex

I didn't even know Mormons were allowed to write about vampires. What would Joseph Smith say?

this happens about half the times i have sex

super strength vampire fucking?

yes! my sister told me that she gets pregnant with a vampire baby. I just didn't understand how his jizz was alive. she also said something about that wolf boy and a 3 year old which is just some crazy mormon compound shit.

:rofl:

I think it's abstinence porn or something. Her mormon beliefs play into the waiting until marriage bit. What I don't get is the "imprinting" on a toddler thing. Stephenie Meyer is crazy as fuck!!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b6/Old_Gregg.jpg

I kept expecting that vampire douche to say "I'M OLD GREEEEEEG!"

what a load of shite. I hate teenagers.

we didn't have shit like this in the 90's, but we did have titanic, the tragic love story w/ a celine dion song to go with it. ::gags::

Ok. I read Breaking Dawn, because someone told me there was going to be vampire fucking in it. I laughed so hard until my sides hurt. Cause when he fucks her apparently his super strength causes her to be in severe pain afterward. Then she gets pregnant with a vampire baby and the baby kills her during the birth. the end. Team Jacob.

1) Wow. So much for a teenage feel-good book.

2) You read it because someone told you there was going to be vampire fucking in it?

Seems like a perfectly reasonable reason to read a book to me.

Well, a whole book full of Mormon vampire abstinence bullshit?

what im getting here is that you guys would like the book if there were more sex

We already ascertained that vampire intercourse plays an important role in our choice of books.

I would like the book if it was a sookie stackhouse novel.

i bet harry potter could kick this vampire's ass. and that's kinda sad because harry potter is low on the asskicking meter.

i don't even think he could kick ron's ass

super strength vampire fucking?

everything except the undead part

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b6/Old_Gregg.jpg

I kept expecting that vampire douche to say "I'M OLD GREEEEEEG!"

what a load of shite. I hate teenagers.
fuck you british fucks and your old greg love. nobody gives a shit about your stupid lame ass comedy here

we didn't have shit like this in the 90's, but we did have titanic, the tragic love story w/ a celine dion song to go with it. ::gags::

this happens half the time i get head

fuck you british fucks and your old greg love. nobody gives a shit about your stupid lame ass comedy here

yeah shit was NOT funny.

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the dutch angles are killing me.

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Seriously? Is that seriously part of the fucking movie, or are people just fucking with me? No way in HELL would I waste any part of my life watching that. in fact, I want the 2 minutes back I just wasted watching that fucking clip. IT BURNS MY EYEBALLS.

oh, and I found this really funny LJ post where the girl who wrote it is a former Mormon-- she goes through and dissects a lot of the Mormon-isms that us regular folks might not get. IT MAKES IT SO MUCH SCARIER when you hear shit like that.

How is that scarier? Do you find the vampire stuff itself scary and that just adds to it or something?

how can draculas who don't drink human blood and aren't afraid of the sun and don't become evil scary?

we all know that if murgle hadn't watched everybody shit talk this movie for two pages she wouldn't have found anything wrong with that clip.

How is that scarier? Do you find the vampire stuff itself scary and that just adds to it or something?

all of the mormony stuff intertwined in the plot. I find it scarier when you put all that religion stuff in there instead of just the god awful plot.

we all know that if murgle hadn't watched everybody shit talk this movie for two pages she wouldn't have found anything wrong with that clip.

except that I also commented about what a piece of shit this all is on the first page, too.

all of the mormony stuff intertwined in the plot. I find it scarier when you put all that religion stuff in there instead of just the god awful plot.

Do Mormons frighten you or something? This just makes no sense to me, especially considering how many stories contain ideals that run through other religions.

I was being facetious. I don't really fear Mormons.

I still think it was just okay. Dude is fairly hot

2) You read it because someone told you there was going to be vampire fucking in it?

i have no life outside of work, school, and motherhood. imagine my disappointment when sex didn't get described in that pos book :mad: all she did was walk into the water and you kind of know they did it. i was highly looking forward to at least reading something about the fucking.

I cant stand the color of the film either. and the angles.. especially those in that youtube video. oh holy shit it's so awful.

SAY IT. *ANGLE SWITCH* SAY IT *ANGLE SWITCH*

the dutch angles are killing me.

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just wanted to add if i never hear about this stupid series again it will be too soon.

Geo, ****** and I should go to the other Twilight movie that comes out later this year and make fun of it and yell things in the theater.

I'll wait for y'all outside. I don't think I could sit through it. hahaha

hey guys, i like twilight.

Is Edward DREAMY?!?!

:sigh:

I bet you say that about all the super pale guys with ridiculous hair and manicured eyebrows.

I know I do.

beautiful

I bet you say that about all the super pale guys with ridiculous hair and manicured eyebrows.

i'll let you know when i come across a guy like that. most likely yes, minus the manicured eyebrows.

TALK ABOUT THE BOOK OR MOVIE AND EVERYONE IS ALREADY LIKE STFU


she's 35 :erm:

OMG, that stfu is just like how Rosalie feels about Bella!!!

Ok. I read Breaking Dawn, because someone told me there was going to be vampire fucking in it. I laughed so hard until my sides hurt. Cause when he fucks her apparently his super strength causes her to be in severe pain afterward. Then she gets pregnant with a vampire baby and the baby kills her during the birth. the end. Team Jacob.

doesn't he turn her into a vampire to save her life?

Yeah he does and the birthing ritual is mega weird

the last two mega huge young adult book series were by complete novices

i need to break into this racket

i know i'm smarter & more imaginitive than this bitch that wrote twilight

werewolves?

Wizards, Witches and gay vampires are out...

Actually Anne Rice just found god, so maybe you could take over the vampire thing.

steampunk + 19th century gangs + super powers = nerd empire

make it so

working on it

i have standards so it's hard

i wish i could just be lame and shitty like this bitch that wrote twilight or dan brown

Yeah he does and the birthing ritual is mega weird

details?

All the cullens like rip her open and stuff and play with the blood and gore

i think the best idea for a book i've heard in years is Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies

i was at a bookstore on friday and decided to take this picture:

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fuck you british fucks and your old greg love. nobody gives a shit about your stupid lame ass comedy here

and nobody gives a shit about your lame ass opinions anywhere.

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