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Debaser
03-24-2009, 12:36 PM
#1
http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/60265_PE166269_S4.jpg
MARKÖR bookcase

#2
http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/24175_PE109053_S4.jpg
MALM 6-drawer chest - got 2 of them

#3
http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/22499_PE107374_S4.jpg
MALM 3-drawer chest

#4
http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/26419_PE111654_S4.jpg
MALM bed frame

#4a
http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/20887_PE105966_S4.jpg
MALM bedside table - got 2 of them

#5
http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/73812_PE190589_S4.jpg
LEKSVIK dining table - the hidden leaf is awesome, this table is like a transformer, you split and spread the table in 2 and the hidden leaf flips out from underneath. it was a bitch to put together

#5a
http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/20809_PE072392_S4.jpg
INGOLF chair - got 4 of them

#6
http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/42506_PE137362_S4.jpg
MARKÖR tv unit

#7
http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/20057_PE027036_S4.jpg
BILLY bookcase - got 3 of them

#7a
http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/43604_PE139447_S4.jpg
BILLY bookcase - got 4 of them

#8
http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/27453_PE075569_S4.jpg
BENNO cd tower - got 4 of them

#9
http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/68273_PE182425_S4.jpg
Lillberg sofa - in spare room

i have another ikea bookcase rack and the bedroom tv stand that i just can't find anywhere.

Debaser
03-24-2009, 12:37 PM
live less than 10 minutes from ikea

Cool As Ice Cream
03-24-2009, 12:39 PM
i have the billy bookcases (2), benno cd towers (9) and some malm drawers.

i'm also very happy with my expedit bookcases. they're perfect for vinyls.
http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/0092723_PE229445_S4.JPG

sppunk
03-24-2009, 12:48 PM
We have some of those chairs - but in black. I actually really like them, and for $19 or whatever it is a very hard deal to beat.

Debaser
03-24-2009, 12:51 PM
the worst thing to put together are the drawer units. putting together 6 drawers in a row gets pretty monotonous.

duovamp
03-24-2009, 01:05 PM
I've got the same bed and 3-drawer chest.

Caine Walker
03-24-2009, 01:06 PM
how much is that bed frame?

Elvis The Fat Years
03-24-2009, 01:11 PM
over 12 bucks.

Caine Walker
03-24-2009, 01:13 PM
dammit!

Mo
03-24-2009, 01:42 PM
how much is that bed frame?

About 170-200? It's €149.00 here.

Debaser
03-24-2009, 01:57 PM
IKEA | Beds | King, Queen and Full bed frames | MALM | Bed frame (http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/S39849855)
the malm bed is $179/$199/$249 for full/queen/king


that doesn't in<adf>clude the kinda (but not really) optional slatted bed base you need to pick to fully support the mattress. They range from a basic one thats $20 (you need to buy two, set them side by side for a queen) to over $100 for adjustable ones
IKEA | Mattresses | Slatted bed bases (http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/categories/departments/bedroom/10635/)

Brute Squad
03-24-2009, 02:07 PM
I own the same bed frame and 6 drawer chest. I think I favorite is my coffee table and it appears that IKEA doesn't sell it anymore.

Mo
03-24-2009, 02:07 PM
MALM? Seriously?
I was looking up new stuff for my new (second) room in my apartment and MALM would have been my first choice so far.
I have an old desk, an old bed, old wardrobes, old book- and old DVD-shelves (all from IKEA, ) and plan on changing that.

Sylvia Woods
03-24-2009, 02:19 PM
Hell yeah Malm dressers. Had one for a few years, just broke a piece of wood off of it the other day cuz my girlfriend had to stuff JEANS in there.

Debaser
03-24-2009, 02:32 PM
i have two sets of malm dressers bought years apart. the newer one is definitely improved. they changed the way the individual drawers were built - sturdier.

sickbadthing
03-24-2009, 02:39 PM
I went with Crate & Barrel when it came to a new bed frame. Macy's for a new couch. Ikea couches are awful.

Pretty much everything else in the apartment is Ikea though.

Debaser
03-24-2009, 02:42 PM
crate and barrel is nice. but its over 30 minutes away and twice as expensive. i agree about the awfulness of ikea couches. I got my living room couch elsewhere.

cap'n jazz
03-24-2009, 03:00 PM
GROWN UPS

Hypocaust
03-24-2009, 03:10 PM
i'm also very happy with my expedit bookcases. they're perfect for vinyls.
http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/0092723_PE229445_S4.JPG

I have one of these as well, and it is indeed awesome.

I pretty much hate my Ikea couch, and while I knew better when I bought it, I thought it would fare better than their low end couches, as it seemed significantly better crafted and certainly more expensive. After only two years, it is very uncomfortable to sit on for any length of time and the leather is peeling in places (though the dog didn't help with that). All cushions are stitched together and cushioning seems non-replaceable.

Mo
03-24-2009, 04:37 PM
I feel cheap posting them here, especially since they seem to be popular overseas as well, but I don't have a lot of money, so this is what I'm gonna buy on Friday:

<img src="http://www.abload.de/img/malm_bettt7tz.jpg">

<img src="http://www.abload.de/img/malm_nachttischh5dp.jpg">

<img src="http://www.abload.de/img/malm_kommode_3c1zi.jpg">

<img src="http://www.abload.de/img/malm_kommode_4y0zo.jpg">

<img src="http://www.abload.de/img/expedit_regalw4k8.jpg">
+
<img src="http://www.abload.de/img/expedit_schreibtischh4ot.jpg">

<img src="http://www.abload.de/img/grankulla_massum_futonn8un.jpg">

<img src="http://www.abload.de/img/grankulla_massum_futon678f.jpg">

<img src="http://www.abload.de/img/lack_couchtischx0fv.jpg">

<img src="http://www.abload.de/img/enje_rollow7lo.jpg">

<img src="http://www.abload.de/img/dignitet_stahlseiln0p4.jpg">

<img src="http://www.abload.de/img/lots_spiegeld3u6.jpg">



Yay :/

Debaser
03-24-2009, 04:54 PM
in retrospect, i kinda wish that I went with a different color wood.

not too sure about that couch and chair futon thingy, antipop.

Mo
03-24-2009, 04:58 PM
No, I had IKEA futons before, and they are easy to handle and comfortable.
In my second room I have a huge couch, so I think I'm gonna be okay.
And since I have a wooden parquet floor, I'm gonna go with the fake beech look.

Debaser
03-24-2009, 05:00 PM
those futons are just not aesthetically pleasing to my eyes in comparison to the rest.

Fattening Ass
03-24-2009, 05:01 PM
man, Debaser needs a job .. a full time one

Mo
03-24-2009, 05:01 PM
Well, we have very high ceilings and windows, and with the light and wooden color they don't stick out as much.

agenda suicide
03-24-2009, 05:14 PM
#2
http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/24175_PE109053_S4.jpg
MALM 6-drawer chest - got 2 of them

#3
http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/22499_PE107374_S4.jpg
MALM 3-drawer chest

do you use all three for clothes? if so, that's ridiculous.

wHATcOLOR
03-24-2009, 05:19 PM
i have number two and it sucks. one time i took the drawers out so i could move it, and i hoisted it up upon my back, and the horizontal beams in between where the drawers go instantly snapped. granted that was a dumb idea and i didn't stop to think that it might be particle board, but the ease with which they snapped was appalling.

sickbadthing
03-24-2009, 05:23 PM
i have number two and it sucks. one time i took the drawers out so i could move it, and i hoisted it up upon my back, and the horizontal beams in between where the drawers go instantly snapped. granted that was a dumb idea and i didn't stop to think that it might be particle board, but the ease with which they snapped was appalling.

you must have superhuman strength!

cork_soaker
03-24-2009, 05:33 PM
will you rank them in terms of relative swedishness

Mo
03-24-2009, 05:36 PM
will you rank them in terms of relative swedishness

Heh.

cork_soaker
03-24-2009, 05:37 PM
or wait no if each item was in fact some type of jungle-dwelling creature what would it be and why

Nimrod's Son
03-24-2009, 07:28 PM
#4a
http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/20887_PE105966_S4.jpg
MALM bedside table - got 2 of them


.. do you have to screw this into the wall? how does it stay upright?

Nimrod's Son
03-24-2009, 07:30 PM
Ikea is fine for end tables and coffee tables and shit like that but I have never seen a bed or a couch I would ever purchase from there. ever.

Hypocaust
03-24-2009, 07:34 PM
.. do you have to screw this into the wall? how does it stay upright?

No, it incorporates the latest in Swedish anti-gravity technology.

Debaser
03-24-2009, 08:27 PM
do you use all three for clothes? if so, that's ridiculous.

i use only one of the big ones. the lady uses the other two.

Debaser
03-24-2009, 08:31 PM
.. do you have to screw this into the wall? how does it stay upright?

they screw into the headboard of the malm bed frame.

IKEA | MALM series (http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/categories/series/07468/)
look under the 'combinations' tab and you should find a proper pic

Trotskilicious
03-24-2009, 10:50 PM
Debaser is Ed Norton in fight club before he comes up with Tyler.

agenda suicide
03-24-2009, 10:52 PM
i use only one of the big ones. the lady uses the other two.

Ah okay. That's fine then. If it was all for you I'd be a bit worried. Or you would need to be the best dressed man ever.

bardy
03-24-2009, 11:03 PM
I have this:'.

<img src="http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/74473_PE191625_S4.jpg">

and it has survived a move relatively well... kind of more "expensive" when it comes to Ikea furniture though ($300)

I also have these
<img src="http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/71555_PE187149_S4.jpg">

it's redder than it looks in the picture. I like having red beside tables and a dark brown dresser. makes me feel cool.

I've had some other ikea furniture but it all sucks ass. The stuff they have that is a LITTLE bit more pricey really holds up a LOT better.

Hey debaser, want to go on an Ikea trip with me??? <3 My bf flips out every time he goes in that place from all the people. Their meatballs are delicious.

Brute Squad
03-25-2009, 01:51 AM
Where does one buy a good desk? I currently own a big heavy metal desk that is incredibly awesome as far as usability goes. It's probably 6' wide, 3' deep, 3' tall and weighs at least a solid 150lbs. It's pretty much like this (http://sonrisafurniture.com/cw3/assets/product_full/gf%20desk.jpg) but it's not rusted at all. You know what, I just changed my mind. I don't care if it's ugly ass green-grey metal color. This thing will last the rest of my life and if I ever change my mind about procreating and have a son, I will pass it on to him. He'd probably grudgingly accept my gift and not keep it for long. Fucking kid.

Cool As Ice Cream
03-25-2009, 03:46 AM
<img src="http://www.abload.de/img/lack_couchtischx0fv.jpg">

oh! i have this one as well.

Nimrod's Son
03-25-2009, 03:48 AM
Debaser is Ed Norton in fight club before he comes up with Tyler.

.. and your name is Robert Paulson.

agenda suicide
03-25-2009, 04:54 AM
I wrote a proposal letter to Robert Paulson for my small business management class to go along with my business plan. I always wondered if my teacher caught that or even knew who that was..

Mo
03-25-2009, 05:14 AM
oh! i have this one as well.

Everyone has a LACK table.