View Full Version : The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth


killtrocity
03-10-2009, 01:15 AM
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another’s lair, show them respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they don’t stop, destroy them.

hnibos
03-10-2009, 01:19 AM
some of those are pretty dumb

RenewRevive
03-10-2009, 01:39 AM
what game is this from...dungeons and dragons?

Deadeyes
03-10-2009, 04:16 AM
That is some pretty righteous shit for Satanism.

vanilla
03-10-2009, 04:33 AM
Blessed be

Starla
03-10-2009, 04:36 AM
#9 proves this is not satanic

Kahlo
03-10-2009, 05:20 AM
Shut up Starla.

This is taken from one of LaVey's books I'm sure..The Devils Notebook is where I think I read it.

vanilla
03-10-2009, 05:25 AM
You're going to hell. Party hard

Elvis The Fat Years
03-10-2009, 05:26 AM
if i remember correctly this is from a dr. seuss book.

Kahlo
03-10-2009, 07:00 AM
It was reprinted in the Devil's notebook. I haven't read the satanic bible.

sickbadthing
03-10-2009, 10:21 AM
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Sonic Johnny
03-10-2009, 10:36 AM
#12 Do not, under any circumstances, listen to Cradle Of Filth... or you are out of the satan club. forever.

barden
03-10-2009, 11:50 AM
this is great and I'm going to play with it later.
kthxbye!