View Full Version : may i present to you, an armless sweetie!


sickbadthing
02-25-2009, 09:51 PM
http://www.rightfooted.com/images/jessica_cox_300dpi.jpg

sickbadthing
02-25-2009, 09:59 PM
http://nonfictioneditor.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/may-10-08-jessica-flies-at-san-manuel-023.jpg

sickbadthing
02-25-2009, 10:00 PM
http://nonfictioneditor.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/may-10-08-jessica-flies-at-san-manuel-w-barbara-small.jpeg

sickbadthing
02-25-2009, 10:01 PM
http://www.rightfooted.com/images/s_img_plane_check_lg.jpg

sickbadthing
02-25-2009, 10:02 PM
http://www.rightfooted.com/images/s_img_dancing_lg.jpg

Hypocaust
02-25-2009, 10:05 PM
TINWOP.

Toast
02-25-2009, 10:19 PM
Good for her I guess. There's no way in hell i'd ever get in a plane with her though.

Nimrod's Son
02-25-2009, 10:20 PM
And only if it is programmed to exclusively play music composed by LouReimuller on what I can only imagine he regards as his guitar/girlfriend

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/shakes4/girlguitar1.png

Here's Lou with his, uh, instrument

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/shakes4/girlguitar2.png

What I like best is how she has no arms.
"A girl with no arms can't fight back!"

TheMilstead
02-25-2009, 10:36 PM
http://nonfictioneditor.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/may-10-08-jessica-flies-at-san-manuel-w-barbara-small.jpeg

That shirt is really annoying.

sickbadthing
02-25-2009, 10:36 PM
That shirt is really annoying.

what why the bitch ain't got no hands

Mayfuck
02-25-2009, 10:56 PM
i dunno if this thread was meant to be funny but its pretty cool, she seems upbeat, nice, even has a sense of humor about her situation.

sickbadthing
02-25-2009, 10:59 PM
she does seem upbeat, but i am purely objectifying her

ravenguy2000
02-25-2009, 11:15 PM
if only she had no legs she could do the "please fuck me" laying on the beach joke in real life

The Jesus
02-26-2009, 01:00 AM
I bet she gives a good footjob.

The Jesus
02-26-2009, 01:07 AM
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She can put her own contact lenses in. :eek:

better than new
02-26-2009, 12:42 PM
I couldn't help but lol when I saw her opening the plane engine... I really just didn't expect that to be there.

Nimrod's Son
02-26-2009, 02:19 PM
she's a pilot? ok fuck that. fuck that. how PC do we need to be? i wonder how many people she'll kill one day

Ol' Couch Ass
03-05-2009, 01:59 PM
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T&T
03-06-2009, 07:46 PM
does anyone have any pictures of quadriplegics having sex? girls obviously.

Nimrod's Son
03-06-2009, 07:52 PM
no hands ron approves!
<img src="http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=33516&stc=1&d=1236383526">

bardy
03-07-2009, 12:04 AM
she's a pilot? ok fuck that. fuck that. how PC do we need to be? i wonder how many people she'll kill one day

Why? Don't they steer the plane on the ground with their feet? That seems like the hardest part anyway

The Jesus
03-07-2009, 01:06 AM
Hey bardy, do you think you'd be able to cope with having no arms?

Thaniel Buckner
03-07-2009, 01:17 AM
imagine being the person who designs the contraption that enables armless people to wipe their ass proficiently.

Thaniel Buckner
03-07-2009, 01:19 AM
the most detailed documentation i could find on the subject

How does an armless person wipe? - tranceaddict Forums (http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=291026%20changefreq=weekly %20priority=1.0)

Toast
03-07-2009, 07:22 AM
no hands ron approves!
<img src="http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=33516&stc=1&d=1236383526">

http://www.chockstonephotos.com/Images/Kangaroo1.jpg